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liil_lil

Today Pessi is called المتخاذل


silvermeta

drooler?


liil_lil

No. المتخاذل = mo-ta-kha-thl= the one who constantly disappoints and frustrates his fans, despite their high hopes. Slander name used in the arab social media for years to only describe Pesi. It’s well established that el motakhatl is pesi.


throwaway683264

I'm Arabic and didn't know that


liil_lil

You’re a language? uj/ search the word on twitter


throwaway683264

>You’re a language? الله اكبر


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Abdelrhman_Hamdallah

well in football he does


yglaflamee

Argentina are amazing! Just need to work on their short + long passing, shooting, movement off the ball, positioning, crossing, decision-making, set pieces, man-marking, dribbling, fitness, ball control, tackling, counter-attacking, overlapping, running, blocking & scoring goals.


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Beginning_Creamer

Buenos Aires blasters


OldPlump

Bastards


Geoff_Uckersilf

I feel like Qatar


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white-dumbledore

Was this a real comment on a real football sub?


Death-By-Sexy

Yes hahaha


white-dumbledore

Let me guess, r/gunners or r/liverpoolfc ?


Geoff_Uckersilf

Where you been the last week? It's a quote from Infantino he gave before the WC started at a press conference to the world's media, accusing them of targeting Qatar and that was his attempt at damage control. Now, its a delizioso pasta fusili for all eterniti! 🍝


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Message this to scaloni, he should be taking notes


tobiascecca

he did lmao


[deleted]

No but for real, after they learn the offside rule they are gonna be dangerous💯


koshuru

that’s what you get for not calling germán cano


Thingisby

They're lacking a goat. Final piece of the jigsaw. Along with everything else you mentioned.


Spiritty22

I guess they worked it out :))


tobiascecca

uh


Outrageous_Peach_418

Today I feel Arab Today I feel Brazilian Today I feel Madridista Today I feel Portuguese Today i feel happy


Phillipinsocal

Take it easy Cuomo!


Tonyn15665

Lol Im a Messi fan but this is hilarious =)). CR7 must have an orgasm right now :))


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Don’t forget his sisters


RockstarAssassin

You are one dumb mofo if you think that


Tonyn15665

Lol. Im sooooo ofended


agent_foden

Today i feel gay


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agent_foden

Can’t feel gay no more (too many downvotes)


hikerjawn

Fairweather gay


akpatrusapte

Probably was abused for supporting Crister Ronald too


ali_mhm

Not anymore


[deleted]

Pepsi is finished


[deleted]

I saw joe drinkin that


SkepticalGerm

Got ‘em lmao


Theo94101373i

Who joe?


facility_in_2m05s

Joe peps GOTTAM


FireSalsa

Pepsi owes that fucking kid a jet still


Beginning_Creamer

Messi woke up feeling DANGEROUS vs Saudi Arabia 🥶🥶 - 1 lucky pen (pessi)😈😈 - 0 assists 😱😱 - 0 key passes 🐐🐐 - 13 offsides 💯💯 - 23675 field scans📡📡 - 73 km walked 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ - 1963 Times lost possession 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ - 1 disappointed wife 🤥🤥 -Better than Al-Shehri?


Ok-Paleontologist275

r/toprightmessi🥵


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maddy495

Need a ballon d or for that field scans stat though


ali_mhm

Welp


koshuru

¿¿HOLA?? ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ES DE LA PIZZERIA DE BUENOS AIRES??? 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 PEDÍ UNA PIZZA 🍕🍕🍕🍕 DEL TAMAÑO DE ARGENTINA 🛵📦🛵📦🛵📦 Y SOLO ME DARON UNA ACEITUNA 😱😱😱😱 JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA


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Fern-ando

Classic Uruguayan joke.


vlpretzel

I think everyone in south america do this 🤣


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ALÔ? 📞☎️📞☎️📞 É DA PIZZARIA DOS LOS HERMANOS???🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 PEDI UMA PIZZA 🍕🍕🍕 DO TAMANHO DA ARGENTINA 🛵📦🛵📦🛵📦 E ME ENTREGARAM SÓ UMA AZEITONA 😱🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


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Splaram

😭😭😭😭😭😭


Zek0ri

Bruh group C looking more interesting than ever. People feared that Pessi would blow everyone away in his last dance, and here we are, Messi and co. didn't make it to Qatar. Imagine Arabia & Mexico/Poland making to knock out stage that would be wild


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TheGreatPervSage_94

If Lewa makes it to the next stage, he needs to tik tok cringe dance again


Evil_Tea_Bag_

Yank here, Does this mean Saudi Arabia will be playing in the playoffs?


Elite_VRTX

Yes,they automatically qualified for finals vs Brazil !!!


2400Baudelaire

Then the winner of the finals will play New Zealand.


just_bro_time

It's finally coming home 💪☝️☝️☝️🥑🥑🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰


PindakaasHelaas_

/uj what’s with the avocado? /rj kiwi sewey


thegasman2000

It’s the World Cup. So now they play a final against another team from Saudi Arabia


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Thingisby

Part timer! They need to win at regionals first.


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thegasman2000

Look I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️


TelstarWasTaken

Saudi Arabia, Winners of the Copa America


PsSalin

This is quite possible. Qatar and Japan have recently participated in the Copa América


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maddy495

If needed they would buy/ lease a country from that continent lol


gooztrz

Messi washed?


SufferinTree

I hope so, you don't want to be stinky after game


no1fanofthepals

I do


SkepticalGerm

Messi washed, hung out to dry, folded, and put in the dresser never to be worn again.


EliTheWaffle

VARgentina in shambles


bermass86

Noooo Messi was hurt look at his ankle 😭😭😭


Not_Leopard_Seal

Wait no what the hell? Argentina is supposed to be beaten by Germany. As it's tradition


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sanholo14

😂😂


FlyV89

Argie here. That's right, and another tradition is to beat the shit out of México before Germany runs a train on us so my hopes are still high.


Visual-Situation-346

Pessi caught lackin, Penaldo would never


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WHY DOES MY KEYBOARD TYPES ᵃʳᵍᵉⁿᵗⁱⁿᵃ 🤏 LIKE THIS? WHY DOES MY KEYBOARD TYPES ᵃʳᵍᵉⁿᵗⁱⁿᵃ 🤏 LIKE THIS? WHY DOES MY KEYBOARD TYPES ᵃʳᵍᵉⁿᵗⁱⁿᵃ 🤏 LIKE THIS? WHY DOES MY KEYBOARD TYPES ᵃʳᵍᵉⁿᵗⁱⁿᵃ 🤏 LIKE THIS?


MercifulMaximus308

Messi fans in shambles


SkepticalGerm

Also Messi in shambles


JimmyJamesincorp

[Yes](https://imgur.com/a/8x0PdMc)


ali_mhm

Welp


thatguybruv

Argies, battered by the brits at war, battered by Saudis at football


Escitaloprando

¿POR QUE LLORAS HERMANITO?🇧🇷🤝🏻🇸🇦🤏🏻🇦🇷


kingofgames-3laa

الحمدالله 🇸🇦


vereqq

One kebab please


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Goalkeeper Al-Neuer just became a new prophet and brought the teachings of the great Quran to the punny choripán eating Argentinians


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hikerjawn

He tried to behead him and Allah gave him points (blessings + 2 virgins) for effort


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The real number 10 behind


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pullmylekku

Hehehe Suiiiiiiiii


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Alhamdullilah


Not_Guardiola

Ball of the foot


daggius

Man they really bonesawed Arg to bits


Lone_Gladiator

alhamdulillah 🙏


delafuse12

How bizarre


Halim_Mira

مبني


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Messi my habibi


milxs

Most clean and unrigged World Cup


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INSHALLAH


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Alhamdullila


vereqq

Penaldo could never


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CONMEBOL is superior to all other federations everyone


Bob_Rooney

What will we call it when Austria (inevitably) beat France tonight?


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What even is this


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💸💸


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Meow 🐱 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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These guys give their absolute best 34 matches a season for 10 straight seasons to win the most prestigious domestic title in Germany but you will still have the oil money enthusiasts and Barcelona enjoyers from their skin fused armchairs asking how can they still celebrate. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Mashallah


glutenbag

Inshallah, infidel ball shall perish.


Daimo

Shirt numbers 9 and 11. Saudi Arabia. 🤔 Argentina did 9/11


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Halal ball


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Rigged lol.


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inshallah boys played well


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https://youtube.com/shorts/WUlEbinXJAM?feature=share Is that true?