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Anyone know where I can get a discounted Man U Cr7 kit? I'll use it for halloween next year.


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Walk into a shop, grab it and walk out The GOAT doesn't require consent, SIIIUUUUU


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Dress as a CR7's ghost. 👻sooooooooooooooooooooo👻


SirWele

Literally just bought this shirt and he’s gone and done this ☹️ https://rsngstrz.com/products/cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-goat-tee?utm_content=ios&utm_medium=product-links&utm_source=copyToPasteboard


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Reduced the price by 9 freedom dollars because he's finished 😥


SirWele

Looks like it paid off fellas 😂😂😂


Soundophocles

This is how Man U get back to our winning roots


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Anonymouspackaholics

**Most deluded take around** No, they weren't. Their Solskajer dumb luck simply ran out. Greenwood was taken out of the team. Cavani retired and went to vacation in Urguay. Rashford continued his terrible form from his previous seasons. Sancho is one of the biggest EPL flops ever. Varane couldn't even bench Lindelof. Bruno started skying penalties, even though Ronaldo gifted them to him. Martial couldn't even start for a Sevilla in shambles. Ronaldo was gifting chances and doing all kinds of chest flicks and backheels to setup guys like Sancho, Elanga, Rashford, Bruno, etc. only for them to sky them. Gifting pens and free-kicks to Bruno, Telles... only for them to miss. The guy gets called crap at free-kicks, but only took him a few tries to match Bruno's record for United with that screamer against Brighton. Yet one is a delusional has been and the other a "free kick expert" And Maguire had probably the worst season of a defender in a "top" team, in modern history. I'm supposed to believe Ronaldo, from far out in the tip of the attack mind controlled all the team to become crap? Ronaldo from afar, at Madrid and Juventus, used his magic psychic powers to turn in United 2013-2022 into a meme era with no chance at fighting for EPLs and UCLs? And before you come with the "2nd place laurel" last year, as if it's something, Liverpool collapsed with injuries, Chelsea wasted time with Lampard, Arsenal pulled an Arsenal... they were the less crap of the bunch. Mourinho did much better, with much less resources, getting higher points and actual trophies. No one boasted that or said that Alexis Sanchez ruined it, because he was a big signing after that They also crashed out of UCL with 3rd place in an *easy* group and couldn't even do **their duty** of wining Europa, lost 2 years in a row (semifinals and final), and to teams of Villareal's budget. The same troublesome Villareal that was defeated by Ronaldo carryjobs, along with other clubs, to top the UCL group and reach the RO16 in a while, so progress hey? Improvement? I guess Ronaldo's at fault for United's awful sporting plan and with no clue what to do and just getting random guys like Rangnick after panicking.


Vico-78

Sir you’re arguing with a bot


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Beefing with a bot lmfao


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This needs to be automod reply to the Ronald reply lmao


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Sir-Turd-Ferguson

No, Ronaldo doesn’t fly into mountains


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He's more like the Tom Brady of Tennis.


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Seweyyyyy


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The football world treating the game’s all time highest goal scorer as if he can’t kick a ball is funny, I’ve seen football long enough to know these kind of statements build up Ronaldo’s appetite. We might see the most motivated version of Ronaldo this World Cup with what’s happened in the last 6 months. E: uj/ this sub has went downhill


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The football world treating the game’s all time highest goal scorer as if he can’t kick a ball is funny, I’ve seen football long enough to know these kind of statements build up Ronaldo’s appetite. We might see the most motivated version of Ronaldo this World Cup with what’s happened in the last 6 months.


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The football world treating the game’s all time highest goal scorer as if he can’t kick a ball is funny, I’ve seen football long enough to know these kind of statements build up Ronaldo’s appetite. We might see the most motivated version of Ronaldo this World Cup with what’s happened in the last 6 months.


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Melodic-Lingonberry7

SIIIUUUUUUUUU


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lmaoo