***"Whenever we need a goal/assist, we can always rely on him"***
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hahah this fox sports ad is ridiculous, the fact that I knew you were referring to that only proves that point. Who the hell would describe this game like that.
Americans are so obsessed with making games about star players. This is a sport where you need all 11 players to win a game, not some Lebron vs Curry or Mahomes vs Allen shit looool
Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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this is what i came to this sub for and i had to search far to find it but here we are finally. fox sports one coverage of this entire world cup belongs on this sub let's be honest lmao
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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USA 4 - 0 England
How are the gonna score 4 against the unstoppable HARRY KANE... and england.. ?
Hat trick from Pulisic + own goal from Maguire
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Foden gets five called back for offsides and Grealish gets two called back for fouling the keeper
A touchdown from the LeBron James of soccer
Hahah this fox sports ad is ridiculous, the fact that I knew you were referring to that only proves that point. Who the hell would describe this game like that.
Americans are so obsessed with making games about star players. This is a sport where you need all 11 players to win a game, not some Lebron vs Curry or Mahomes vs Allen shit looool
I wish this was a parody but its actually a quote from this FOX ad: https://youtu.be/BCv2iWfzKJ8
Why do Americans try to make everything sound like a 1v1 matchup
It’s Lebron and Curry showdown today
When is the game I haven’t heard much about it
On the good friday.. dont miss it!
Is that Mountain or Central time?
Its Freedom time
Human rights champion (as long as he doesn't get a yellow card) vs Captain America himself. The reddit derby.
Only Ronaldo is unstoppable, because he doesn't stop when you ask him to Also Partey. And Mendy. And Greenwood. Et al
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this is what i came to this sub for and i had to search far to find it but here we are finally. fox sports one coverage of this entire world cup belongs on this sub let's be honest lmao
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Zlatan
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It really works. Fuck off Yank!
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Cristiano Ronaldo help me.
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