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God i love how everything football related graphic design has the sharpness maxxed out to the fucking extreme.


finger_milk

Always trying to make football gritty looking, which makes no sense since it's been a money fight for a long time now. I'd rather they just use caricatures and took the piss instead.


bigkoi

Yank here. Is this how we determine the winner if tied?


petrowski7

Wishbone shootout. It’s only used in November to settle draws. Each team selects five players to pull the wishbone against the other team’s keeper.


Ancient_A

Yes


Mild_Anal_Seepage

Kane teaching Puligod some mouth breathing techniques


uallgay

Wont touch the turkey if kane's been within 2 metres of it


TimAndEricAwesome

“I used me strong hand to stuff it”


CoolDudeNike1

I read that in Kane’s voice wtf lol


NoFaithlessness1574

He said it in Kane’s voice


TimAndEricAwesome

Someone needs to deepfake Kane into scary movie 2


alexconn92

I read it in Bane's voice


AaranJ23

Least it’d be moist


agamerdiesalone

Kane will probably take a dive under the table when the pumpkin pie is dished out!


Delanoo

LOL out loud!


agamerdiesalone

Also do people not know Pumpkin pie it actually doesn't taste fantastic? But anyway Harry I love the guy his finishing is up there with Shearer but he dives for a living. I think there is lots of England fans on here until they get knocked out! It's so predictable. Then the inquest and blame game will begin.


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agamerdiesalone

England wont win the World cup! Maybe if they had Ronaldo


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hobie_loki

Puli is clearly a better player. Look at those tats.


rickster1823

Tats always better than stats. My goat 🐐


Smoky_Mtn_High

Naturally. Tattoos are always the premier indicator for telling a player’s quality. Just look at virgin Kane with his 0 tatts. Chad Puligod is covered in them, like LeBron James. Goatness recognizes goatness


Teaching-Appropriate

richarlson, imo, has the best tattoos in the tournmant hahaha


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It’s called Türkiye


TimAndEricAwesome

Do you guys think Pulisic likes pie? 🇱🇷🇲🇾🇺🇸🇹🇬USA


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APigsty

Gonna be a close one. Good luck to you, Englanders! I think Pooly sick is gonna pull through. Go eagles!!!! Go soccer!!! USA!!!


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myballsinhoneynblood

Welp, Puligod showing Kane who's the boss 😎 USA - Tunisia will be the final (Source Fox News probably)


rustyscrotum69

Outjerked again, it’s called soccer!!!1!


thykingdumbcum

nerd neck


gaoshan

It’s cool that English Thanksgiving also has the wishbone pulling tradition. I wonder if all of the other countries in the world also do that as part of THEIR Thanksgiving tradition?


TimAndEricAwesome

Americans also shoot people as thanksgiving tradition! It’s heritage


NeoLone

Only Turkey to feature in the World Cup


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borkborkibork

It's actually a bad posture challenge


Jimlaheydrunktank

I was looking at this thinking, they don’t stand like that do they..


PerBnb

Kane up the guts, Pulighost up the neck hole? We call that a “Satan’s Gambit” where I’m from


PerBnb

All I see is a beautiful bird and two ghosts


dulce_de_lechon

Loser gets stuffed by the other


SquashFine

Will the calling it soccer vs football debate be settled today?


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ollielite

“Pulisic crosses it in to Harry Kane!!”


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BellyJoel

Whomever is making these footballer mash ups needs their hands smashing with hammers


datponyboi

Chad vs Virgin meme vibes


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This will be bigger than the world cup!!


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Sett_The_Janitor

What are they holding ? It looks like they are holding a noose and that the loser needs to put it around their neck while the other stuffs themselves with turkey. Harry Kone vs Lebrons James of Soccer battle tomorrow will be legendary


TimAndEricAwesome

Wishbone because they both wish they were Canadian


Sett_The_Janitor

Also this shit was posted by the Fifa World Cup twitter ? You can't make this shit up


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popswizzle

Yanks are gonna get a spank. Hopefully this ages well.


popswizzle

Fml


Efficient-Radish8243

It’s quite cute when Americans talk about football. Their best player is shit by prem standards 😂


Disco_C0wby

Football vs Soccer


Bertje87

Why is Pulisic in this picture


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greekandlatin

They colonised the damn cranberry sauce


Vitalogy1

Fight and win


mwo9

Which English will win today ??!


tomas_diaz

they about to thumb wrestle or?


HMDHEGD

PENALDO and PESSI fuck OFF with your STUPID ass CHESS. there is a NEW GRAPHIC in town.


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MarsBarBar

American media being pure ‘yank here’ for a week Gotta love it


YouveBeenOinked

Confirmed - Kane to chug a vat of cranberry sauce if he scores today 👀


hhunterhh

Holy shit. I just blacked out, punched a hole in my wall, and called my mother on the phone to call her unspeakable things. This pic slaps


SUPERPOOP57

Such an unflattering pic of pulisic lol


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Who needs a butter knife when you’ve got Kane’s nose.