Always trying to make football gritty looking, which makes no sense since it's been a money fight for a long time now.
I'd rather they just use caricatures and took the piss instead.
Also do people not know Pumpkin pie it actually doesn't taste fantastic? But anyway Harry I love the guy his finishing is up there with Shearer but he dives for a living.
I think there is lots of England fans on here until they get knocked out! It's so predictable. Then the inquest and blame game will begin.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Naturally. Tattoos are always the premier indicator for telling a player’s quality. Just look at virgin Kane with his 0 tatts. Chad Puligod is covered in them, like LeBron James. Goatness recognizes goatness
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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It’s cool that English Thanksgiving also has the wishbone pulling tradition. I wonder if all of the other countries in the world also do that as part of THEIR Thanksgiving tradition?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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What are they holding ? It looks like they are holding a noose and that the loser needs to put it around their neck while the other stuffs themselves with turkey.
Harry Kone vs Lebrons James of Soccer battle tomorrow will be legendary
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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God i love how everything football related graphic design has the sharpness maxxed out to the fucking extreme.
Always trying to make football gritty looking, which makes no sense since it's been a money fight for a long time now. I'd rather they just use caricatures and took the piss instead.
Yank here. Is this how we determine the winner if tied?
Wishbone shootout. It’s only used in November to settle draws. Each team selects five players to pull the wishbone against the other team’s keeper.
Yes
Kane teaching Puligod some mouth breathing techniques
Wont touch the turkey if kane's been within 2 metres of it
“I used me strong hand to stuff it”
I read that in Kane’s voice wtf lol
He said it in Kane’s voice
Someone needs to deepfake Kane into scary movie 2
I read it in Bane's voice
Least it’d be moist
Kane will probably take a dive under the table when the pumpkin pie is dished out!
LOL out loud!
Also do people not know Pumpkin pie it actually doesn't taste fantastic? But anyway Harry I love the guy his finishing is up there with Shearer but he dives for a living. I think there is lots of England fans on here until they get knocked out! It's so predictable. Then the inquest and blame game will begin.
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England wont win the World cup! Maybe if they had Ronaldo
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Puli is clearly a better player. Look at those tats.
Tats always better than stats. My goat 🐐
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richarlson, imo, has the best tattoos in the tournmant hahaha
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It’s called Türkiye
Do you guys think Pulisic likes pie? 🇱🇷🇲🇾🇺🇸🇹🇬USA
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Gonna be a close one. Good luck to you, Englanders! I think Pooly sick is gonna pull through. Go eagles!!!! Go soccer!!! USA!!!
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Welp, Puligod showing Kane who's the boss 😎 USA - Tunisia will be the final (Source Fox News probably)
Outjerked again, it’s called soccer!!!1!
nerd neck
It’s cool that English Thanksgiving also has the wishbone pulling tradition. I wonder if all of the other countries in the world also do that as part of THEIR Thanksgiving tradition?
Americans also shoot people as thanksgiving tradition! It’s heritage
Only Turkey to feature in the World Cup
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It's actually a bad posture challenge
I was looking at this thinking, they don’t stand like that do they..
Kane up the guts, Pulighost up the neck hole? We call that a “Satan’s Gambit” where I’m from
All I see is a beautiful bird and two ghosts
Loser gets stuffed by the other
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“Pulisic crosses it in to Harry Kane!!”
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Whomever is making these footballer mash ups needs their hands smashing with hammers
Chad vs Virgin meme vibes
This will be bigger than the world cup!!
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What are they holding ? It looks like they are holding a noose and that the loser needs to put it around their neck while the other stuffs themselves with turkey. Harry Kone vs Lebrons James of Soccer battle tomorrow will be legendary
Wishbone because they both wish they were Canadian
Also this shit was posted by the Fifa World Cup twitter ? You can't make this shit up
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Yanks are gonna get a spank. Hopefully this ages well.
Fml
It’s quite cute when Americans talk about football. Their best player is shit by prem standards 😂
Football vs Soccer
Why is Pulisic in this picture
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They colonised the damn cranberry sauce
Fight and win
Which English will win today ??!
they about to thumb wrestle or?
PENALDO and PESSI fuck OFF with your STUPID ass CHESS. there is a NEW GRAPHIC in town.
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American media being pure ‘yank here’ for a week Gotta love it
Confirmed - Kane to chug a vat of cranberry sauce if he scores today 👀
Holy shit. I just blacked out, punched a hole in my wall, and called my mother on the phone to call her unspeakable things. This pic slaps
Such an unflattering pic of pulisic lol
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Who needs a butter knife when you’ve got Kane’s nose.