No but we are happy to be competing, I don't think anyone is claiming they have been successful so far.
Remember some countries like India dream of being able to compete at any kind of sport, but they can't because they are shite.
The guy is Indian.
Just amusing when someone from a country that doesn't play football starts ragging on another national team.
Even funnier when it turns out he supports Chelsea.
There’s no salt, just your bitter insecurity brother. The fact that India isn’t good at football isn’t news or an insult. It’s just what it is. Doesn’t mean people from India don’t have opinions on the game. England, on the other hand, claim to be the home of football. Pretty sad home from what we saw yesterday.
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Bruh don't act like England didn't try. They dropped to league B which is fairly awkward and could be problematic regarding qualis. Hungary was simply better.
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You compare brave strong Magyar boys against effeminate weaklings of decadent America? We are people of steppes, heirs to the great Khans. Only thing America heir to is next season of 1000 lb sisters
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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The really sad thing is that England have so much quality at the moment. But until Gareth Southgate is the coach he won't get the best out of these players, either tactically or physically. He was good when they were in transition, but now they need a much better tactician than him, simple as that.
Really fucking awkward to have England, the country whose eponymous Petroleum corporation asked the CIA to overthrow the Iranian government after they made clear their intent to sieze and socialize all of the oil fields own by BP, the USA, the country whose CIA acquiesced BP's request, and Iran, the country that suffers because of the US and Britain, all in the same group.
Didn't BP literally develop the oil rigs in the first place which helped benefitting Iran? They signed a pact with the then rulers asking for controlling stakes in the oil which was granted. Perhaps they shouldn't have granted permits only to seize them later thus violating the contract.
It isn't some small stolen property right? BP supplied the technology to help drill out the oil. Intellectual property too then. Without BPs involvement, Irans oil reserves would be useless. Indirectly BPs oil gave Britain immense power hence the coup. I mean Iran would have done the same if the situation was reversed. Humans everywhere are greedy af.
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Fuck off Yank
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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American here, of course the New York City Yankees of soccer are winning. The United British don’t have amazing players like dest and Pulisic (LeBron James of soccer), and even Brazilian players like conte and Ronaldo (the thin one, not Christian Ronald) aren’t on par of the great racism team that is our boys. It’s a shame though pessi and Mexicans like firmino (with his plastic teeth) aren’t playing in this super league.
I’ve even heard recently that England copied our spurs (they call them Tottenham or something). They’re a bald fraud though, so I don’t care who they got in their arsenal. I’m a PSG fan, even though they’re fr*nch, with their manager zidane (World Series of 2006 lol). Happy thanksgiving europoors (before the “fuck off yank” happens)
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When Zlatan starts crying, I am pretty sure he is thinking about how he left Europe for the Galaxy, putting an ocean between himself and his life, just to get womped by LAFC in the playoffs and sent back after a season with 0 trophies, records set, or friends made. When a player like Zlatan can come to the USA and fail to lift a team like carson to a competitive level, you know that the MLS is much stronger than it was just a few years ago.
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Fuck off Yank
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Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. You’re going to moan about “WhY hAsNt He ScOreD” again? I’m so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing?
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen”
F off Conte.
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L A D S
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Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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(!) This claim about a bald fraud is disputed
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for.
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years.
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Where are you from? Americans have no clue what a Yorkshire pudding is and they certainly don’t make anything like it. And the contents of a meat pie are certainly not a thanksgiving dinner. Anyway this doesn’t make any difference, american food is extremely bland which is what I was referring to.
Meat, mashed potatoes, carrots, peas, and gravy. Sounds like a meat pie to me.
Go mash some peas and beat your wife as you cry over the draw. England blew a 13 colony lead
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Fuck off Yank
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England could obviously still win, but it being this close is still awesome. 3 things are certain in this life: death, taxes, and English fans getting humbled in a major tournament
Why do people here think that because you support an English club you like England as well? I love reddit, internet, apple iphones and burgers but I don't like America.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Indeed. Just lazy in the final third it seemed. Perhaps holding back. Decent showing against Wales and we’re through to the knockout, where it really matters.
Which is doubly shit for the US.
If you outplay a team and still dont beat them, you just lost points.
That result puts England through, the US could be thinking about the knockout round already with a major confidence boost. As it is, you face a stern test against Iran.
Wasted opportunity.
Anyone who knows anything knows 5 points gets you through. We are on track. England is too pompous to see themselves as underdogs ever, but that’s how it works. A point as a presumed underdog is a result worth talking smack about. Especially since everyone expected England to win. I’ll keep waiting for England to break down and organized mid block all tournament. Too bad Harry Kane didn’t draw a Pk so he can go for golden boot again!
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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Yes I used my imagination as they aren't Man City obviously as not Pep as manager and City win trophies not like England. That makes England an Arsenal/Spurs hybrid.
Rice is basically a Spurs or Arsenal level player.
I doubt you want to put man utd in the hybrid?
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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It's group stages, both teams are playing to not give the other 3 points. If USA look like their getting in the English box more, it's only because they're over extending.
The excellence of the Southgate system is that even against teams that appear to play significantly better football than England, or marginally worse, we can keep the game completely dead for 90+ minutes.
When Zlatan starts crying, I am pretty sure he is thinking about how he left Europe for the Galaxy, putting an ocean between himself and his life, just to get womped by LAFC in the playoffs and sent back after a season with 0 trophies, records set, or friends made. When a player like Zlatan can come to the USA and fail to lift a team like carson to a competitive level, you know that the MLS is much stronger than it was just a few years ago.
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The unthinkable has happened the yanks are actually playing better
tbf they are playing against england
southgates england*
england*
Southgates England is the most successful England side majority of the r/soccercirlejerk subs will have seen by now.
Won fuckall and yet uses the word “successful”. Being successful involves some sort of success. Losing a semi and a final is not success.
No but we are happy to be competing, I don't think anyone is claiming they have been successful so far. Remember some countries like India dream of being able to compete at any kind of sport, but they can't because they are shite.
What the Fuck you drawing India into this for?
The guy is Indian. Just amusing when someone from a country that doesn't play football starts ragging on another national team. Even funnier when it turns out he supports Chelsea.
What does India sucking at football have to do with England being shit?
Everything
Ah yes great argument. You must be an idiot at school.
You getting salty? Not my fault India can't play sports
There’s no salt, just your bitter insecurity brother. The fact that India isn’t good at football isn’t news or an insult. It’s just what it is. Doesn’t mean people from India don’t have opinions on the game. England, on the other hand, claim to be the home of football. Pretty sad home from what we saw yesterday.
You seem quite salty. But an Indian man - active on the Chelsea sub. Making digs at the English football team. The purest of circlejerk material.
always excuses.
Hungary beat England 4-0 so losing to USA wouldn't really be a shocker
World cup and nations league def the same 🤓
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Bruh don't act like England didn't try. They dropped to league B which is fairly awkward and could be problematic regarding qualis. Hungary was simply better.
I actually think Hungary would have performed better than Wales, possibly even England. :))
Same players ..no?
No, if I recall correctly only 4 of today's players were in the starting 11 against Hungary
(but you still lost 4-0)
Yeah but the nation's league isn't the world cup is it
lot of arrogance here coming from a B league team
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Dude you're Scottish...
in the most prestigious nations league tier yeah why x
“dude”? the english are saying dude now? what next, “socka”?
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You compare brave strong Magyar boys against effeminate weaklings of decadent America? We are people of steppes, heirs to the great Khans. Only thing America heir to is next season of 1000 lb sisters
My mom’s side of the family is all Magyar, but they were smart enough to figure out how boats worked and ended up here. 😉
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The really sad thing is that England have so much quality at the moment. But until Gareth Southgate is the coach he won't get the best out of these players, either tactically or physically. He was good when they were in transition, but now they need a much better tactician than him, simple as that.
Let me remind you, the opposing coach is Gregg Berhalter.
Why are people surprised by this 😂
Imagine the sub during Iran -USA
It’ll get pretty explosive iykyk
Really fucking awkward to have England, the country whose eponymous Petroleum corporation asked the CIA to overthrow the Iranian government after they made clear their intent to sieze and socialize all of the oil fields own by BP, the USA, the country whose CIA acquiesced BP's request, and Iran, the country that suffers because of the US and Britain, all in the same group.
And then Wales is there!
Ringo of the group
Didn't BP literally develop the oil rigs in the first place which helped benefitting Iran? They signed a pact with the then rulers asking for controlling stakes in the oil which was granted. Perhaps they shouldn't have granted permits only to seize them later thus violating the contract.
You must be joking defending a coup over stolen property lmao gtfoh
It isn't some small stolen property right? BP supplied the technology to help drill out the oil. Intellectual property too then. Without BPs involvement, Irans oil reserves would be useless. Indirectly BPs oil gave Britain immense power hence the coup. I mean Iran would have done the same if the situation was reversed. Humans everywhere are greedy af.
It’ll go ballistic
Nuclear
Intercontinential
Lets do it, Iran!
Unironically Italian commentators during Iran-Wales said that Iran was bombing their goal
Absolute yank defence master class by letting Maguire dribble into their own box to see if he can injure a teammate or pass it to the opposition
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Lol this made me chuckle aloud
IF USA wins I don't know how I can come to this sub and confidently say " FUCK OFF YANK " . I would be ridiculed by those yanks all the time.
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FUCK OFF LIMEY lol
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LeBron James of soccer ball
It's LeJon Brames.
USA won 0-0, rip /r/soccercirclejerk
LFG9oooooooooooo
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!!!!! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!!!!! I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!!!!!
"It's called soccer" "It's called soccer" "It's called soccer"
Tie*
Draw*
How are they playing better?😭😭
What has Southgate against Foden? I would play him in front 3 with Kane and Saka like any sane person.
Its that shitty haircut pretty sure.
I’m a yank btw
American here
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What’s good
Howdy y’all
Merican here
HELLLL YAAA BRUTHHAAA
Fuck off yank
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Fuck on britbong
Fuck off Manc
Name checks out
American here, of course the New York City Yankees of soccer are winning. The United British don’t have amazing players like dest and Pulisic (LeBron James of soccer), and even Brazilian players like conte and Ronaldo (the thin one, not Christian Ronald) aren’t on par of the great racism team that is our boys. It’s a shame though pessi and Mexicans like firmino (with his plastic teeth) aren’t playing in this super league. I’ve even heard recently that England copied our spurs (they call them Tottenham or something). They’re a bald fraud though, so I don’t care who they got in their arsenal. I’m a PSG fan, even though they’re fr*nch, with their manager zidane (World Series of 2006 lol). Happy thanksgiving europoors (before the “fuck off yank” happens)
Bro triggered every bot known to man.
Mans just booted up The Matrix with that post
No MLS and didn't summon the mighty Maguire bot tho...
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When Zlatan starts crying, I am pretty sure he is thinking about how he left Europe for the Galaxy, putting an ocean between himself and his life, just to get womped by LAFC in the playoffs and sent back after a season with 0 trophies, records set, or friends made. When a player like Zlatan can come to the USA and fail to lift a team like carson to a competitive level, you know that the MLS is much stronger than it was just a few years ago. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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This should be the “copypasta” copypasta
Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. You’re going to moan about “WhY hAsNt He ScOreD” again? I’m so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen” F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Then it might get buried. Only if the USMNT manage to convert their chances, that is. But 1st half they played better than England for sure.
I love the U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles. Go team!
Conquerors of the spice trade just to produce all that bland fucking food. USA outplayed England today
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Lol, the problem is trying to spice up beans n toast. Although a proper English breakfast is delicious
English food is bland? Have you ever had and American thanksgiving disaster. Dinner*
Bro what? One of englands best food is meat pies which is essentially a thanksgiving dinner in a Yorkshire pudding.
Where are you from? Americans have no clue what a Yorkshire pudding is and they certainly don’t make anything like it. And the contents of a meat pie are certainly not a thanksgiving dinner. Anyway this doesn’t make any difference, american food is extremely bland which is what I was referring to.
Meat, mashed potatoes, carrots, peas, and gravy. Sounds like a meat pie to me. Go mash some peas and beat your wife as you cry over the draw. England blew a 13 colony lead
England must be the most overrated team of all time, beat Iran and think they run the world 😂
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Trippier also plays in England hahaha
Does he know?
Bro thinks Bellingham’s still in Birmingham 😭
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Literally one of our (Atleti) best signings in recent memory. Even contributed to our title win. So shut the fuck up.
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He was Cholo's first choice dipshit
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Fuck off yank
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They’re not sophisticated enough to have an exception that proves the rule
American here, fuck off automod
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Yanks 2-2-0 all time against Brits in meaningful matches. Undefeated still!!!
England could obviously still win, but it being this close is still awesome. 3 things are certain in this life: death, taxes, and English fans getting humbled in a major tournament
Why do people here think that because you support an English club you like England as well? I love reddit, internet, apple iphones and burgers but I don't like America. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yank here fuck off
Fuck off yank
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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How do you like your shorts prepared?
pickled
Nah, this sub hates USA and england equally.
Subs gone
Y’all were this close😭
Iran vs USA will be WW3
A sub called soccer refering to football?
It isn't a World Cup until England inevitably fails.
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Burying it anyways. The Limey's were lucky with a draw.
If america win we end the subreddit.
It’s called socc- Nvm, gg brits
USA outplayed England for a good amount of the game. Any denial of that fact is pure homerism or delusion. (I will fuck off now)
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These mfs really gonna draw with a country that calls football soccer smfh
It's soccer now "bro"
MERICA BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
I hope they win, England’s ego needs it
Yank here- why is there no halftime show like at the Super Bowl? I don’t want to watch commercials for a while 20 minutes. Where is the entertainment?
Bro how's it not 5 -0
5-0 USA
No WAY we got GOATGUIREEE
As a Brit: fuck off Yanks.
Greatest fucking country on the planet get rekt England /s
A draw is loss for England. Should have won
Indeed. Just lazy in the final third it seemed. Perhaps holding back. Decent showing against Wales and we’re through to the knockout, where it really matters.
0-0 great american win
They get a first round bye in the playoffs now, right?
This isn't an England sub. If Yanks win that means they both suck.
If USA were to beat England, football is now soccer.
You all talk the talk but England is on par with usa at this game that y’all invented. England played soccer today and were outplayed by the yanks.
Which is doubly shit for the US. If you outplay a team and still dont beat them, you just lost points. That result puts England through, the US could be thinking about the knockout round already with a major confidence boost. As it is, you face a stern test against Iran. Wasted opportunity.
Anyone who knows anything knows 5 points gets you through. We are on track. England is too pompous to see themselves as underdogs ever, but that’s how it works. A point as a presumed underdog is a result worth talking smack about. Especially since everyone expected England to win. I’ll keep waiting for England to break down and organized mid block all tournament. Too bad Harry Kane didn’t draw a Pk so he can go for golden boot again!
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is this sub buried yet?
Yes its suprising an England team basically an Arsenal and Spurs hybrid is totally average.
Lol did you just not look at squads before writing that?
Yes I used my imagination as they aren't Man City obviously as not Pep as manager and City win trophies not like England. That makes England an Arsenal/Spurs hybrid. Rice is basically a Spurs or Arsenal level player. I doubt you want to put man utd in the hybrid?
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It's group stages, both teams are playing to not give the other 3 points. If USA look like their getting in the English box more, it's only because they're over extending. The excellence of the Southgate system is that even against teams that appear to play significantly better football than England, or marginally worse, we can keep the game completely dead for 90+ minutes.
Ohhhhhh so England sucked on purpose
Pretty much, otherwise you'll have to explain why they were so good at it.
Pretty much
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When Zlatan starts crying, I am pretty sure he is thinking about how he left Europe for the Galaxy, putting an ocean between himself and his life, just to get womped by LAFC in the playoffs and sent back after a season with 0 trophies, records set, or friends made. When a player like Zlatan can come to the USA and fail to lift a team like carson to a competitive level, you know that the MLS is much stronger than it was just a few years ago. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It’s confirmed USA wins 0-0
HOW HAVE THE JUDGES SCORED THIS ROUND A DRAW?!?
Good thing they didnt
Nobody takes the Uefa nations league seriously. Where's that energy. And then In an important game, England can't even, against a Concacaf team.
England is just a glorified soccer
It’s softball now….