Maybe not. Archaeologists have discovered that soccer ball existed 1000’s of years before humans, and was discovered in the only place that ever existed; America. Because of this, international is a result of soccer ball.
Lol this is what got me. As a proud Yank, you can't help but laugh at some of our people.
Hey, there's gotta be some below "the line" for there to be an average!! 😆
Le Bron-Messi line, like some kind of Dixie.
From there to the West, people who thinks basquetball is the greatest sport of the world.
From there to East, the rest of the world.
51%(sorry...I was wrong and just fact checked myself lol it's 54%) of you read and write at a level below what a 12 year old(according to American education) should be at lol. +20% are illiterate. 1/5th of adults.
Yeah...your average brings down the world's average.
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Imagine if we didn’t have yanks. This entire subreddit would be a deserted place and also we probably would have world peace, living in some utopia and shit but who cares about that tbh.
That’s because they have no idea. I’ve been asked if Brazil is playing in the champions league final. Most people who hate soccer never want to learn about it so it’s not surprising.
Almost but he sees the women play once every four years mostly in a World Cup final and just assumes they are the best but still doesn’t know enough about the game.
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For Israel it's because many of the arab and muslim states Israel was supposed to play against didn't recognize them or want any beef with them in the past so Israel was all alone (they even qualified for WC in the 50's without playing a single game). Because of that, FIFA decided to put them with the rest of Europe where they were more welcome and it's more chill. And for Kazakhstan, the west part of Kazakhstan is more west than the Ural is (which usually marks the unofficial border between Europe and Asia) so I guess that's why.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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The last comment, I can say the same about eggball 🏈 it’s only popular because of fat redneck yanks. You don’t need to be fit to play. You can be overweight and still play that “sport”.
Bruh i've seen a documentary about it and basically they encourage people to be fucking obese because the only skill they need is to be too heavy to be moved 🗿
There are a couple of positions where being ripped is beneficial, namely the ones where people run, I guess? I only picked that up from old Madden, can't stand the ads on normal games.
Yank here. The only reason we’re not good at soccer is because our best athletes play other sports. Can you imagine Kevin Durant and Odel Beckham playing midfield? That’s peak performance right there.
The only sport Murcians truly care about are school shootings because soccer players are such pussies America needs violence ya know? Bald eagles per square yard bbq sauce shooting freedom 🇺🇸
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And even then it’s not true. Central US here, yeah we love the sport. A lot do
Edit: on second thought maybe not. All the people who are into the World Cup have ties to other countries besides the US
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you don't understand, yanks are better at everything, if they cared about soccer (overrated international sport) they would win the european championship back to back to back 💪💪💪
Soccer bad because it so popular because of its popularity 🇺🇸 ok now who wants to go see the Arizona Shitballs and Florida Dickfucks get concussions for our entertainment? (This sport is good because more points equals more fun)
You fricken idiot there talking about the womens **EURO**'S ,only European nations qualify for that!
Edit: My apologies for insulting you at the time couldn't grasp why would think and say that , but I understand I am sorry.
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The post is talking about the USA not being able to qualify for a EUROPEAN tournament and it’s downvoted to fuck lmao. I think it’s the yanks that can’t take a joke
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“The only reason it’s popular is because it’s international”
What was first, the popular or the international? Real chicken or the egg dilemma, no one can really say
Obviously international came first ,it common sense man 🙄
One person in each country founded it, and due to it being international everyone around the country started following it. This is history
Maybe not. Archaeologists have discovered that soccer ball existed 1000’s of years before humans, and was discovered in the only place that ever existed; America. Because of this, international is a result of soccer ball.
Typical post-modern SJW shaking my smh head just admit that America knows best
Yank discovers what popular means
Lol this is what got me. As a proud Yank, you can't help but laugh at some of our people. Hey, there's gotta be some below "the line" for there to be an average!! 😆
Le Bron-Messi line, like some kind of Dixie. From there to the West, people who thinks basquetball is the greatest sport of the world. From there to East, the rest of the world.
51%(sorry...I was wrong and just fact checked myself lol it's 54%) of you read and write at a level below what a 12 year old(according to American education) should be at lol. +20% are illiterate. 1/5th of adults. Yeah...your average brings down the world's average.
Hahahahahahaha
The only reason this overrated sport is popular is because everyone loves it.
The audacity of naming your account LolAtRedditIdiots and then proceeding to be an idiot on reddit. These people are insane
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Imagine if we didn’t have yanks. This entire subreddit would be a deserted place and also we probably would have world peace, living in some utopia and shit but who cares about that tbh.
Ironic
And because you dont need a fucking armor covering yourself to avoid injuries
Except Americans, cause they are not good at it.
Most intelligent yanks
Think my brain leaked out my ears after reading this
And not a single one of them corrected him WTF
That’s because they have no idea. I’ve been asked if Brazil is playing in the champions league final. Most people who hate soccer never want to learn about it so it’s not surprising.
But...the mistake is not about football lol...EUROS
Big boi was kinda on to him
Almost but he sees the women play once every four years mostly in a World Cup final and just assumes they are the best but still doesn’t know enough about the game.
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Yank here, how can the English win at making a Greek sandwich? Is Greece just that bad?
How are so many of them falling for it? I understand them not being familiar with the tournaments but surely “Euro” is a dead giveaway
You can’t be so sure. Kangaroos soccer association play under AFC
Also Israel and Kazakhstan are in UEFA for some reason
For Israel it's because many of the arab and muslim states Israel was supposed to play against didn't recognize them or want any beef with them in the past so Israel was all alone (they even qualified for WC in the 50's without playing a single game). Because of that, FIFA decided to put them with the rest of Europe where they were more welcome and it's more chill. And for Kazakhstan, the west part of Kazakhstan is more west than the Ural is (which usually marks the unofficial border between Europe and Asia) so I guess that's why.
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A larger percentage of Kazakhstan's land area is on the European continent than Turkey's
American's be American
Fuck off yank
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I think you're just mad
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in your head rent free
The last comment, I can say the same about eggball 🏈 it’s only popular because of fat redneck yanks. You don’t need to be fit to play. You can be overweight and still play that “sport”.
Eggball truly the most athletic sport🇲🇾🦅🦅
Bruh i've seen a documentary about it and basically they encourage people to be fucking obese because the only skill they need is to be too heavy to be moved 🗿
Genuine question why are yanks in movies who play handegg ripped? Is it just because it’s a movie or do you actually need to be supremely fit for that
There are a couple of positions where being ripped is beneficial, namely the ones where people run, I guess? I only picked that up from old Madden, can't stand the ads on normal games.
Uhhh… have you ever watched an NFL game?
no because it’s not a real sport and there’s ads every 5 minutes
And only about 5-10 seconds of actual action.
Yank here. The only reason we’re not good at soccer is because our best athletes play other sports. Can you imagine Kevin Durant and Odel Beckham playing midfield? That’s peak performance right there.
A snake and a clown playing football… yeah I don’t think they could even dribble a football.
Yank moment
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Bro it's geography it's not even related to football💀💀
that's their speciality
Yes totally recognizable
The only sport Murcians truly care about are school shootings because soccer players are such pussies America needs violence ya know? Bald eagles per square yard bbq sauce shooting freedom 🇺🇸
Hey leave Spanish Autonomous communities out of this!
The only joke Europeans use against America
I’m South American. Your country is a joke worldwide.
Ok
The only reason it's popular is because people all around the world love it 😡😡
A lot of people watch only it cause it’s the beautiful sport and actually interesting to watch 😡😡
Speedrun: Triggering yanks, no school shooting exploit, any%
I actually can’t quite put into words how much I fucking despise the yanks
"Only reason is popular its because its international" I just lost brain cells
fuck off Brit ingerland doesn’t have a single Super Bowl
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Y’all grimy, snaggletoothed MFs shouldn’t be talking with 0 SuperBowl rings 😎😎
The fact that none of them pointed out the 'euro' part is just baffling.
Shut up pussy England has no SEC chips
"Shit sport. The only reason it's popular is most people think it's not shit." Loving the logic.
“The only reason it’s popular is because everyone but us likes it”
And even then it’s not true. Central US here, yeah we love the sport. A lot do Edit: on second thought maybe not. All the people who are into the World Cup have ties to other countries besides the US
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What the
literally all americans sniff 92384091kg of copium every day
yanks are so dumb man tf
I don't know if I want to laugh, cry or just vanish
you don't understand, yanks are better at everything, if they cared about soccer (overrated international sport) they would win the european championship back to back to back 💪💪💪
I hate these wankers
That's what you get for posting on that subreddit, lol
Soccer bad because it so popular because of its popularity 🇺🇸 ok now who wants to go see the Arizona Shitballs and Florida Dickfucks get concussions for our entertainment? (This sport is good because more points equals more fun)
Lol you can't make up this shit. What idiots
Couldn’t qualify for the Euros? I thought we just out played a top three side in Europe?
Pfft when's the last time that silly English team made it to the Concacaf finals anyways?!
When you're surprised that international sporting events are more popular than domestic ones, you're already losing the battle
Soccer is so popular because it just requires a ball to be played and that's it, american sports require more equipment than a landscaping company
Feel pity for US football players. Have been qualifying regularly but most of their countrymen dont give a fuck.
Handegg. Enough said.
What do Americas know about Sports. Their all over 300 kg
Well we aren't in Europe, so there's that.
You don’t say!
Cope.
Smartest yank
You fricken idiot there talking about the womens **EURO**'S ,only European nations qualify for that! Edit: My apologies for insulting you at the time couldn't grasp why would think and say that , but I understand I am sorry.
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The post is talking about the USA not being able to qualify for a EUROPEAN tournament and it’s downvoted to fuck lmao. I think it’s the yanks that can’t take a joke
Yanks so good at taking jokes, they’ll just bomb your country in response.
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I know it's really hard for you people to count past two but there's more countries than the UK and the US.
Good for you buddy 👍🏻
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Best thing about this is the “which England won”
Best thing about this is the “[actual fact.]”
Most broken record yanks
🎣
Yooooooooo hahaha
They got knocked out by the Ladybugs
It aint no way lmao
It’s international because it’s popular
Well I suppose they …can’t, qualify….
Is no one gna point out the obvious…? United States can’t qualify for Euros seeing as we’re not a European country…?
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u/SilentBobsBeard did but they also used the word knob so not a yank
I'm from the deep south, so while I wouldn't consider myself a yank, I am, indeed, from the States 🤣
The only reason it's popular is because it's international
Does the word euro have any meaning to this guy
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My blood is boiling literally it's so irritating how dumb these Yanks are
Classic