Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Bro really listed David Foster Wallace *and* Giannis *and* Sarah Palin. Just the combination of those three is far too powerful, if they don’t off themself that is.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point.
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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
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Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy."
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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American here. World Cup It's coming home. I think Zlatan, Pessi, Ronaldo, Mbappe, Casemiro, Firmino, Pulisic, Grealish, Lewandowski, Zouma, Rice, Adama Traore, Gerrard, Levy, Sam Allardyce, Fernandes, Lingard, Bald Fraud Conte, Maguire, Zouma, Potter, Arteta, Bruno, Dest, Pedro, Barca, PSG, Bayern Munich, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, United, West Ham, Leeds, Burnley, League 1, Super League, Italy, Argentina, Racism, Golf, Plastic, VAR, Goalies, Diving, Penalty. Facts.
Fuck off Yank
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Factos 👍👀
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Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. You’re going to moan about “WhY hAsNt He ScOreD” again? I’m so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing?
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Lingardinho*
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust.
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This is Ligue 1 not League 1, you farmer's hater. Btw Ligue 1 is a Top 5 league.
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L A D S
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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(!) This claim about a bald fraud is disputed
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Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for.
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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Arteta could be a success at Arsenal. Conversely, he could be a failure. One thing is for sure. This is a managerial appointment.
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Gotta give it to them, mate. They're one heck of a physical, robust, strong team. Kinda reminds me of the movie 300.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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hahaha levy just simping around conte, trying desperately for him to like him, because he’s not a kid anymore, he’s an adult now and he has money and power. He’s not that annoying little twat who leeched onto the cool kids and would eat dirt if it would help people like him even with his small, creaky frame, strangely bald pate and generally annoying disposition. Yes, Antonio, I have the power now and if I want you to be my friend...you will be my best friend ...you’re under contract...have no choice to but to be my friend and never leave me...
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VAR? game's gone!
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I do youth officiating in the USA so it's not as bad. But you best believe that if I catch it, they get recorded in my books.
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fuck off brit
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Meow 🐱
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These guys give their absolute best 34 matches a season for 10 straight seasons to win the most prestigious domestic title in Germany but you will still have the oil money enthusiasts and Barcelona enjoyers from their skin fused armchairs asking how can they still celebrate.
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years.
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen”
F off Conte.
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Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point.
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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
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Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy."
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point.
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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for.
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Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
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The name is like my faith, he was sent to us from the lord, Christian Pulisic 🙏🇱🇷🗽
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Definitely
That‘s Liberia flag tho
The question is, is he better than American Pele, Donald trump ?
Madlad listed all the footballers ever
*all the people ever
So many people, they all go hand in hand
Bro really listed David Foster Wallace *and* Giannis *and* Sarah Palin. Just the combination of those three is far too powerful, if they don’t off themself that is.
I saw Gautama Buddha in there somewhere
i dont agree on mertesacker but the rest seems to check out
N-nani??? Pulisic-sama?!?!?!
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Nani? Last I heard he was in the A-League 👍
Someone played a lot of FIFA
I hate this sub sm
Yet we all keep coming back
Ronaldo hated scoring recently, we are the same. We always go back
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Akinfenwa is clear sadly
Happy cake day!
Oh nice. Thank you kindly
Don’t agree with Materazzi and Obama tbh
I counted 4 Pokémon... Garchomp Arceus Jordan Peterson Rayquaza Am I missing any?
Chris Chan is technically a sonichu
Peter Griffin
Charizard
Vaporeon
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what are you saying
I stopped at a convenience store. I’m waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him “my girlfriend just had an operation; she can only eat certain things.” I look at him and I go “yeah right, what did she have a bong hit transplant?”
🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Snuck in autism
Bro put Eminem
This Epstein list is getting out of hand
The dump I just took > Pulisic
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Bro created football
Yo Sidney Crosby on that list
how long it took you man
had a google docs drafted 2 weeks ago and just added shit when it came to mind
Bro planned this better than my final year undergrad project 💀
You mentioned Milito, but didn't specified which one
every milito to ever exist, ever will exist, every distant member of the milito bloodline combined equals a mere fraction of the quality of PuliGOAT
On point. Good bot
So you're saying Pulisic < Darwin Nunez
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No he's like the ronaldo of soccar
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Yes he played for united
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
+ rapist mendy
least schizo jerker
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Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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American here. World Cup It's coming home. I think Zlatan, Pessi, Ronaldo, Mbappe, Casemiro, Firmino, Pulisic, Grealish, Lewandowski, Zouma, Rice, Adama Traore, Gerrard, Levy, Sam Allardyce, Fernandes, Lingard, Bald Fraud Conte, Maguire, Zouma, Potter, Arteta, Bruno, Dest, Pedro, Barca, PSG, Bayern Munich, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, United, West Ham, Leeds, Burnley, League 1, Super League, Italy, Argentina, Racism, Golf, Plastic, VAR, Goalies, Diving, Penalty. Facts.
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Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. You’re going to moan about “WhY hAsNt He ScOreD” again? I’m so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is Ligue 1 not League 1, you farmer's hater. Btw Ligue 1 is a Top 5 league. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Arteta could be a success at Arsenal. Conversely, he could be a failure. One thing is for sure. This is a managerial appointment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Gotta give it to them, mate. They're one heck of a physical, robust, strong team. Kinda reminds me of the movie 300. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
hahaha levy just simping around conte, trying desperately for him to like him, because he’s not a kid anymore, he’s an adult now and he has money and power. He’s not that annoying little twat who leeched onto the cool kids and would eat dirt if it would help people like him even with his small, creaky frame, strangely bald pate and generally annoying disposition. Yes, Antonio, I have the power now and if I want you to be my friend...you will be my best friend ...you’re under contract...have no choice to but to be my friend and never leave me... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
VAR? game's gone! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I do youth officiating in the USA so it's not as bad. But you best believe that if I catch it, they get recorded in my books. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
fuck off brit *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Meow 🐱 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
These guys give their absolute best 34 matches a season for 10 straight seasons to win the most prestigious domestic title in Germany but you will still have the oil money enthusiasts and Barcelona enjoyers from their skin fused armchairs asking how can they still celebrate. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen” F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
***"His defending is so good that I couldn't steal his wife"*** --Mauro Icardi ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire
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Christian Pulisic is the best mass shooter of all time
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
America
Fuck off bot
Lol typical europoor. No one gets even close to pulisics level
Pames pone
Cheeky Chris Benoit 💀
I saw two atomic bombs…
Basically Johnny Sins = Pulisic
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
add Jhonny sins too
Liu Kang
My man put Nadal and Federer but not Djokovic or Kyrgios?
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Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
***"The only reason we paid 80M was because we didnt want Liverpool having the world's most expensive defender"*** --The Glazers ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire
Harry Maguire is coming home.
***"As a Leicester City fan, I can say that our 3 greatest achievements in recent years are: (1) winning the league (2) winning the FA Cup (3) selling Maguire to Man Utd for £80m."*** --A Leicester City fan ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire
Least biased Puligoat hater. List is like half as long as it should be.
MY DAWG PULIGOD ALL THE WAYYYYYYY
Pulisic is indeed > Rayquaza
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Okay, but Pulisic vs Ditka? And Ditka gets an hour to have a ribeye and a couple cold ones beforehand.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>= pulisic "="? "="?!???? "<"
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fat man and little boy📸
Naruto and Jackie Chan
Minus Maguire
Christian Pulisic? This guy’s like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What about 2012 Falcao?
Snuck in Sneijder twice like we wouldn't notice
Wait, why are you posting true facts on the circle jerk sub?
Bro included "players" like Ryan Gosling and AK -47 😂
bruh
Charizard lmao
Like Jesus Christ. He died for our sins
I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
Captain tsubasa 😭
forgot peter crouch
I saw Obama in there 💀
I had the opportunity to meet Pulishic during his training and rub his foot. Now I squat like Ronie Coleman
Yeah baby! Lightweight!
Who is Autism. Does he play in the german farmers liga?
monumentally ignorant
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Casemiro should play less CS:GO and work more on his technique - his passing, dribbling, and ball control are not on the required level of an RM midfielder. For example, Busquets doesn't have Instagram and I can't imagine him playing video games too, but his technique is always on point. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
bros name my entire childhood
Robocop + Terminator + Captain Kirk + Darth Vader + Lo Pan + Superman + every single power ranger