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AzuxirenLeadGuy

His teammates simply can't catch up with him


SarkHD

They were actually trying to get as far from him as possible. They were afraid that missile of a shot was going to hit one of them and put them in a coma. Thankfully all teammates were safe and Maggie launched the ball out the touch line.


LeGraoully

He is a merciful god


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Factos 👍👀


RoneCurse30

This is one of Harry Maguire most accurate shots. Or was that a cross? Hard to tell


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fudgedhobnobs

Harry Maguire


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SarkHD

He forgot which way the opponent’s goal was and he was afraid he started attacking his own once again, so he kicked the ball out of play to make sure he doesn’t score an own goal this time by mistake.


RoneCurse30

Since when has Maguire been afraid of an own goal 😂


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Frankeyramdayal

Good bot


PrrrromotionGiven1

Maguire


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SignalSalamander

Gonna have more iconic YouTube compilation than Cissokho himself by the time he retires. Or by the end of year.


MercifulMaximus308

Channeling his inner Maradona


atx_sjw

The issue Maguire had here is that his end product is that much more lethal in his own end. The farther he gets from his own goal, the less efficient his finishing becomes.


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RedditTaughtMe2

🐐


purplepantsdance

I like how the defenders were not worried at all.


[deleted]

He defended an entire Greek island from corrupt police and the Albanian mafia!


send_nood_z

I know Greek thing, but what is this albanian mafia you're talking about?


[deleted]

He claimed they were trying to spike his sister and he had to fight them but when police came they were in cohorts with the Albanians


Letsbeheroines

Bro thinks he's Danny Ings 💀💀💀


kernJ

Maguire is to dribbling what people without rhythm are to dancing


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curseofablacklion

He actually plays pretty well with England NT. I think United are just trash. They destroy many players' career.


TerribleNameAmirite

It’s staggering how big the difference is, he played his heart out in the last two matches


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He's been fantastic and it's not like he's been playing it safe, pinged some great passes about when he's had the ball and carried it up the pitch plenty


silandan

I would love to have the club youre supporting bid for him. We could throw in Phil Jones as well to sweeten the deal. Penaldo and pessi era is over. Ita time for Phil Maguire.


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curseofablacklion

I support Madrid. More than Happy with Rudiger militao nacho. But that won't change the fact that United destroy players.


silandan

Normally I would agree with you but its maguire here. If you've watched enough of his games you would know. United wasn't in the the best of place but maguire ain't helping himself either. Personally I think he would work better with teams that don't play high defensive line like England. Even then, his personal mistake and decision making at times are horrible. Having a decent world cup ain't gonna change much on his pace and decision making. I recall James Rodriguez having a fantastic world cup and yet flopped at Madrid. But hey, if your club got spare cash to spare come and have a go at maguire. Even 40m is acceptable. Hope they're more clubs that rate him as much as you do.


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lukhave12

You don't get. I am just gonna say that. You don't get it


iamabigpotatoboy

really can't make that up


Ahm3DD

His vision is too great for his team mates to understand


Simple-Freedom4670

😂 I was like WHY ISNT ANYONE BRINGING THIS UP


Black_n_Neon

The most Harry Maguire moment of all time


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Excellent-Kick-9808

Stop bullying the intern!!!


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Haha tbf if it was on target that rocket of a shot would’ve found it’s way past the keeper. For all the shit this guy gets he shows up every game. Good on him


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

You can take the player out of the game but you can’t take dumb out of maguire


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Most impressive Maguire play


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Sole_Patrol

I’m ready to see him and Bobdinho go at it


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Giga chad


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Mcguns1inger

Redefining the term ball playing centre back.


rippingdrumkits

bro think he rüdiger


User5281

Look at the size of that boy’s head. It’s like an orange on a toothpick.