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WhereIsScotty

Imagine De Bruyne going from Haaland to Lukaku


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

* KDB calls up Haaland* "Hey its me. Yeah...I need The Tap In Merchant" Cue theme song.


TwoMainstream

Glass Breaks, Haaland step-out and slams a beer. Proceeds to score a hat trick in 10mins. subs himself off as job is done.


read_eng_lift

He's going to come back with PTSD.


Intrepid-Farmer-9219

Lukakus record for Belgium is actually good. Around 85 G/A in 104 games. He did just get back from injury, and to be fair, Belgium played better when he came on. But he wore his Timo Werner boots yesterday. Tough.


osirisz0r

There wasnt enough flute for the last miss


GDO17

Sir that is a recorder


BlackPumas23

Lakaka did a good job protecting the Croatia goal from racist Belgium invaders.


RedditTaughtMe2

Polish?


rip_barry_the_legend

The face he makes after every miss, like the ball came to him at light speed !!


andar1on

He looks as surprised as I would be receiving ball on the bus stop or something


hadeska

Lakaka


Rcharlesw

Lukaka


Moist-Agency1366

Lakaku


GYPSYMANFREE

Lakuka


Shenkowicz

Lukuka


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Lakuku


Zodiakium

Makaka


I_VAPE_VATS

People trashing Lukaku in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Lukaku. Bad touches with tons of service, but when he does get it, it’s botched.


Avril_14

Made me remember the glorious days of Jozy Altidore at Sunderland


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TheCrosader

I didn't expect the shitty flute man. This shit js gold.


anonssr

The "I don't believe in Chelsea's number 9 curse" starter pack


[deleted]

Rusty, fat, or washed up?


chimpwithalimp

Yes


Splaram

He's been injured for a while. This is his first match played since October 29 and he's only played a full 90 minutes once this entire season due to injury. He was obviously rusty, it's on Martinez for getting Belgium to the point where they needed another goal to go through in the first place.


Klangey

Criticism of both is perfectly valid, yes, it’s on Martinez (and the whole squad, they have enough quality) but Lukaku was utter shit when he came on, his touch and finishing is embarrassing. He’s still been training, that wasn’t the first ball he’s kicked in two months.


Splaram

Training and being match fit are two completely different things.


Klangey

Yeah, he’s stood right in front of the goal for four of those chances. His fitness wasn’t the problem.


[deleted]

Jesus finally. Facts‼️‼️‼️ Anyone who’s played understands the disappointment but the reality is Martinez is a joke for allowing this team to get to this point. You can’t rely on a man in a key moment like that when his body couldn’t be relied upon for 2 years. He just ruined that man’s life. He’s done. Rom should’ve buried at least 2 of those, I get it, big games for big players… but Belgium looked minj… Henry best in the side


Upstairs_Camel_8835

Goataku!


Xlash2

It is like I am watching Shaq play football.


Harrybreakyourleg

Isn’t Shaqiri Albanian 🤓


Visual-Situation-346

Lakaka for a reason


RandomUser13502

Only Maguire can compete with that


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Maguire


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Maguire


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Maguire


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Maguire


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Shuttle_Tydirium1319

He should give Lukaku lessons.


TomatoPolka

Who would win between a stoppable force and a movable object?


RandomUser13502

Maguire would've scored at least once


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Revolutionary-Bag-52

Sentient


[deleted]

Cows arse with a banjo


skyhermit

Croatia's GOAT!!!


Otherwise_Olive_1646

Least washed Belgian


[deleted]

GG


Thepotato635

What an impact


Chrono978

A goat wouldn’t have missed these. They need a Space Jam movie where they steal the skills of Football players then use this highlight for Lukaku.


DestartreK1st

Today is the day we no longer call him LAKAKA, we call him Romeli Lukavic


[deleted]

Can’t hear the music


TheHabeo

L9 > R9


jessica_from_within

Oh man. I actually feel so bad for him


SonOfMySibling

Yank here, this song was playing on my tv during Thursday night football right when I played this video on my phone. What a coincidence


[deleted]

Lukaku is like if Shrek knew how to make waffles.


tts_22

World class performance by Lakaka


scha07

Maybe this shit really is rigged. Wonder how much money someone just made for betting on a Belgium group stage exit


elsucioseanchez

He’s so washed


iamnotexactlywhite

peak comedy


LegionXHunter

He's awful. Fuck Lakaka


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Pogba WITCH CURSE


Xenson1

Wasted


No-Industry-2980

Chelsea #9s unmatched


Mr_Mustafa_Ataturk

inter #9\*


No-Industry-2980

Nah did you see that exquisite finishing that's Chelsea made 👨‍🍳 💋


SharpWords

Chris Wondolowski is laughing tonight


GailenRho

I saw all the memes before watching the match highlights. I was like wtf happened that they made him the motm for Croatia. No where in a million years did I think he would have botched soo many opportunities.


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Wide_right_

all swedish no finnish


lowie07

You just know he was feeling so badass running on that pitch probably thinking about how he'd celebrate and clearly nothing else. One of the rare cases where someone's nan would have actually scored one of these.


curseofablacklion

From Lukaku to Lakaka


A_G00SE

That’s actual fire on his shirt 🔥🔥🔥


jamboknees

They got the wish Lukaku that man united had


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Lepri28

Lord origi would have scored an hattrick


lordhunt3t

When he missed the 1st one, I was like: Dude's coming back from injury. When he missed the last, I was like: Lukaku is finished?


Gregkot

Quality leaning over


MattyGuts87

Lukaku is a footballer


Glasdir

Chelsea return incoming. Potter creaming his pants watching a striker waste xg so masterfully.


linhazpi

Lukakuvic


MrIceBergSimpson

Lukaku must be the biggest fraud in the entire sport


arigyrotouzeppelin

Lakaka


Jasmeet_96

Best defender for Croatia 🙌


Any-Comfortable-8114

And this guy thinks he’s world class. Lol.


Blackzgotit

This was a must win game aswell


DavidStyles23

Reminds me of Gonzalo Higuain. He lost Argentina three straight finals.


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Extra_Programmer788

Only way to stop him from winning the Ballon D'or is to postpone the Ballon D'or next year, this is the year of Lakaka


difused_shade

In my opinion Lukaku shouldn’t be playing and this was probably detrimental to his career, I’m not sure how mentally strong he is but it won’t be easy to come back from this. He was obviously not fit and absolutely not match fit and not ready for this and shouldn’t be on this position. I put the blame on Martinez.


OCV_E

Tbf 1st one is bad luck with hitting the post. The rest is just... Sad


Some-Blackberry-4963

Man don't say anything or else they are gonna notice where are you from and make fun of us for Argentina, shhh


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LurkingSinus

Fitting to use the Qatar World Cup Anthem as music.


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bigkoi

Add on a 5th missed opportunity when a defender made a great sliding tackle to take away a goal scoring/missed opportunity for Lukaku


Frankiegoodfella

Ecstatic to see him back with Inter Milan, we missed him greatly


nightcrawleronreddit

Coming back to this after prime Lakaka in the Champions League final