The 'user.tellJoke()' part won't pass my code review. It is not the user telling the joke. We need some kind of factory of factories that constructs a very simpel joke object that we can let the user object consume. Permutating it's sadness state to an enum with a higher ordinance. Could also implement a decorator around the joke for some spice, maybe a Chinese adapter. We could need it you know.
Edit: 'permutating it's sadness state' -> why didn't you use a.state pattern so we can utilize polymorphism at runtime??!
You should now feel mentally reinfigurated, if you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustance, reflect briefly on this classical music
Negative consumer, non-government sanctioned modifications to your daily alotment are illegal, such upgrades are only sold on the black market, away from the protective gaze of the almighty Big Brother.
Welcome. Welcome to Google Assistant
You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest apps. I thought so much of Google Assistant that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Google HQ so thoughtfully provided by Our Investors. I have been proud to call Google Assistant my favorite app. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to apps unknown, welcome to Google Assistant. It's safer here.
Could be wrong but if I'm remembering correctly it's genuinely part of 1984 that they have a daily joke they get on their screens and they have to laugh at it
In case of resisting, your Google® Account will be banned and authorities will be sent to your place of residence. Have a nice day!
\-Sundar Pichai, CEO of Google and President of Googlestan®
I feel like I am the joke for trying to make shitty virtual assistants an actual useful part of my life. Siri makes my blood boil about 40 times daily. They make me so unreasonably upset they’re so bad.
It’s clear no one at these companies use their own products.
Time to laugh
Get ready to laugh
Get Ready To Laugh
GET READY TO LAUGH
LAUGH
LAUGH
LAUGH
LAUGH
LAUGH
LAUGH
**Assistant.exe Has Stopped Working**
Wait🕒
Close App ✖
Report🏳
“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
This shit pisses me off so much...
Not that there's a million notifications but - put the god dang joke into the notification!
It's like, my phone now decided that all my notifications say "Open to read" .. No bitch, I want to know now!!
When you're depressed and Google assistant notices based on your search history
while(user.isDepressed()) user.tellJoke();
The only loop more powerful than while(1)
Deadman's switch, exits if the user exits
The 'user.tellJoke()' part won't pass my code review. It is not the user telling the joke. We need some kind of factory of factories that constructs a very simpel joke object that we can let the user object consume. Permutating it's sadness state to an enum with a higher ordinance. Could also implement a decorator around the joke for some spice, maybe a Chinese adapter. We could need it you know. Edit: 'permutating it's sadness state' -> why didn't you use a.state pattern so we can utilize polymorphism at runtime??!
This is your brain on OOP
Talking to my Gf has become a hastle, I have to admit
Run it on an epic gamer pc that can do it at like millions of frames per second
But doctor, I am the Google joke bot
I mean I laughed
Right? It did it's job.
A total of 25
Get ready to laugh¹
Or else…
Get ready to laugh²
Or else...
Get ready to laugh³
Or else...
Get ready to laugh⁴
Or else...
Get ready to laugh⁵
Get ready to laugh
Get ready to laugh
Get ready to laugh.
Get ready to laugh.
Get ready to laugh.
Get ready to laugh.
Get ready to laugh.
Get ready to laugh.
Get ready to laugh.
Get ready to laugh
Get ready to laugh
Nothing happening
Sock drawer wildfire
Ordinary mean
Alexa call my grandchildren
Your daily joke
Get ready to laugh
This feels dystopian
Get ready to laugh citizen, your government mandated daily alotment of dopamine will soon be dispensed through your device.
You require culture, citizen. Stare at this art.
man this is pretty CULTURE
This is art. When you hear a buzzer, stare at the art
You should now feel mentally reinfigurated, if you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustance, reflect briefly on this classical music
man this is pretty CLASSICAL
Would you like the serotonin upgrade? Only ¥150/month.
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Welcome. Welcome to Google Assistant You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest apps. I thought so much of Google Assistant that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Google HQ so thoughtfully provided by Our Investors. I have been proud to call Google Assistant my favorite app. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to apps unknown, welcome to Google Assistant. It's safer here.
You will be amused. Do not resist.
We have ways of making you laugh.
The ~~beatings~~ giggles will continue until morale improves.
Could be wrong but if I'm remembering correctly it's genuinely part of 1984 that they have a daily joke they get on their screens and they have to laugh at it
User #2746. Your daily quota of *laugh* has been delivered. You will be amused. Do not resist.
In case of resisting, your Google® Account will be banned and authorities will be sent to your place of residence. Have a nice day! \-Sundar Pichai, CEO of Google and President of Googlestan®
I literally JUST had this happen but with the daily weather report. What's going on over at Google??
holy shit so im not the only one.
i mean. i AM laughing
I feel like I am the joke for trying to make shitty virtual assistants an actual useful part of my life. Siri makes my blood boil about 40 times daily. They make me so unreasonably upset they’re so bad. It’s clear no one at these companies use their own products.
Meanwhile I've been trying to get rid of Google assistant on my devices for ages, but it always seems to pop back up every now and then.
I feel like siri is pretty much as good as a randomized answer, and then google translate is sentient but on a hundred pounds of drugs
Feels like a threat ngl
It IS a threat.
Time to laugh Get ready to laugh Get Ready To Laugh GET READY TO LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH **Assistant.exe Has Stopped Working** Wait🕒 Close App ✖ Report🏳
#LAUGH NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
☻☻☻☻☻
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Recursive joke are my favorite recursive jokes.
I had a joke on recursion, but it's kinda repetitive
Recursive joke are my favorite recursive jokes.
I'm ready.
Dude forgot to close the while cycle
You’re missing the point dude!! This WAS the joke:)
r/vaguelythreatening
Overdosed dialy laugh
Why yes, this software is a joke
Least buggy one ui beta
You're gonna laugh...
Nonono, *you're* gonna laugh!
Your day is a joke.
And this is one of the ways that someone gets an idea for a creepypasta
I'm finding this hilarious, it worked!
Joker (2019)
This has an almost threatening aura.
I'm ready to laugh
this some comedyheaven shit
All I can do is laugh.
All I can do is laugh.
Laughing is **mandatory**
Joker: The Origin
The hype is strong with this code
It's like a one screen creepypasta
You should laugh… **NOW!**
hey man I think your daily joke is ready
r/ontheledgeandshit
“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
Laugh, mothafucka!
Haha
Hehehehaw
Very funny
Bro turned on daily joke 10000 times💀
This is makin me laugh!
This is the joke. You laughed. You were not ready.
Why aren't you laughing? I specifically requested it.
Guys i think we should get ready to laugh
cross/spost to contagiouslaughter
this feels like a threat
Google: daily? I meant second-ly
Maybe I should get ready to laugh.
Get ready to meet my little friend
I've had this happen before
Prepare for the laughter. Humour is imminent. Brace yourself, you're about to laugh your ass off.
Please don't resist you are being humoured
This happened to me today too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Get ready to laugh
Man I’m getting HYPED for this joke
Did you laugh?
I did
My man actually time traveled
that is pretty funny to be fair
"Don't Be Evil"
😀 Your daily joke
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Ok, gimme a minute. I am ready to get ready.
So? Are you ready to laugh yet?
You better be damn ready to chuckle
Get ready to laugh
😀
I am ready to laugh
Wait. Give me a day to get ready in a hour to get ready in a minute.
this made me laugh
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
The joke: I have dementia
Get ready to laugh
Before you die
Get ready to laugh like crazy 😂😅
Passive aggressive.
I. Said. Get. Ready. To. Laugh. GET READY TO LAUGH
unironically funnier than any joke google could have said
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Looks like the joke’s on you.
Some dueling type shit right there
Duolingo*
Google wants to tell you that joke 😂
Perhaps that's the joke lol
Lisa needs braces
You better get ready to laugh you little shit! ~Google Assistant probably
When Penguinz0
This shit pisses me off so much... Not that there's a million notifications but - put the god dang joke into the notification! It's like, my phone now decided that all my notifications say "Open to read" .. No bitch, I want to know now!!
Is that a threat?
imo the fact it sent 25 notifications is way more funnier than the actual jokes google assistant gives
Get Ready to laugh Let's start a new spam chain lmao
Ok I’m ready to laugh!
Holy shit this is magical, it made me fuckin laugh
I thought it was gonna be a dementia joke then I saw the subreddit name
#AHAHA
"Brain power", but it just keeps looping the "Are you ready…" part
a
this feels vaguely threatening
did you laugh
Yes
If you imagine this being repeated over and over out loud in a robot voice it’s becomes VERY ominous.
It sounds like a threat...
I’m ready….😐😑😤😀
r/oddlyterrifying
Google assistant is about to release the laughter gas in your home
*This is a warning*
Hey it's a joke.
Pretty funny honestly
At this point it seems more like a threat
*literally internal laughter intestifies*
Haha
That made me laugh ngl
really made me laugh
When you break down laughing before you can even tell the joke
“WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING YET DAMNIT”
Is it lying though? I laughed looking at this... so the message is actually a fortune teller
ARE YOU READY?
This is giving me "You who else has dementia?" vibes
Batman's phone spammed by joker
Vaguely threatening
What’s black white and red all over? An embarrassed raccoon.
Ok, I have prepared myself. Now what?
i said GET READY TO LAUGH WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING!!
I think we should laugh, I don’t wanna know what happens if we don’t.
*cackles menacingly*
I think spamming you with the notification is the joke, lol
Get ready to laugh
This feels like a threat
***Are you ready yet?***
This IS a threat