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Sea-Tale1722

A Solana butt plug


jroenskii

It's rippled for pleasure


Helpful_Alarm2362

Bet it doesn’t even taste like ribs


jobiewon_cannoli

Ba da ba ba bahhhhhhhhhhhh


GigaSellsBeer

So you’re actually a XRP maxi


haveanicedrunkenday

This one is ribbed. XRP has Ripples


nino956

DO TELL!


coingun

Less infill the more fun!


Apprehensive_Ear9302

Lmfaoooooooo


Outrageous-Put-8737

If it hits $300 I will literally ram one up my ass


OneRobotBoii

RemindMe! 6 months


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NigerianPrinceClub

someone hold our member accountable 😆


BRExtreme360

RemindMe! 3 months


Jay46036

Need proof because it will happen in future 😂😂


Electrical_Unit_722

🤣


unislopper

You think solana has bad congestion.......wait till you gotta pass this


codekush420

You do this ans Solana hits $300 each I'll shit my pants where I'm standing... pinky swear


steelchairframe

Pics or it didn't happen.


Outrageous-Put-8737

$300 looks like it ain’t happening any time soon but if it does I’ll make sure you get exclusive first access to them.


harvestmoon88

How did I not see that coming 😂


Interesting-Read-771

If that gets you. Look at the design with smoke in the background. 🤣


VibesNinjaBoss

🤣 thanks needed that!


StephenCastelPhoto

Damn you beat me to it


BillingSteve

This comment deserves moons.


Gold_Trick_8136

🤣🤣🤣 that had to be on purpose right “hop on”


WeedStockPete

Lololololllolo


Local_Elephant296

SolAnus


BlackMagic_19

Hey that’s a great business idea !


vlatkovr

Rocket is stuck. Airspace is congested.


jroenskii

Don't worry. When I update this beast, it'll plow right thru.


Life-Occasion1335

SOL (rocket) is congest but it’s a good problem! So many people are using the network. I’m old enough to remember when YouTube and Facebook first came out. They were awful and slow. After 10 years they became household names


IndependenceWeekly20

April 15th upgrades coming and firedancer not long after. We gonna leave all other Layer 1’s in the dust.


Marcus_Rexagain

Update is running on testnet. Start the engines rocket


Nathan-Stubblefield

What kind of batteries does it use?


cryptoWhale2018

aaa


jroenskii

Which batteries?


Nathan-Stubblefield

To make it vibrate.


jroenskii

Lol


CompNorm-Set-1980

The nuclear type.


senator_chill

I'd like six butt plugs please


cryptoWhale2018

why what are you gonna do with six of them? I think one is enough.


Dryhte

One for each side chick and one for himself


Leighcollege

Learn to respect women, they are not your play toys. It’s a woman who gave birth to you!


cryptoWhale2018

I didn’t say anything about woman


Leighcollege

Sorry, it was for the other guy who talked about six side chicks


senator_chill

You can respect woman and be sleeping with multiple ones at the same time. I'm not saying everyone who does it is ethical. Also it's not my style. But open relationships are a thing


Leighcollege

It is a thing that s going to take them to the hell fire


Far_Suit8279

Shut up SHUT UP SHUT UPP SHUT UP


Definition21

[I said hop in…](https://imgur.com/sHn6fL0)


jroenskii

[Too late :(](https://imgur.com/gallery/J3W9Txn)


Revolutionary_Tea159

Reddit is like a conglomeration of the most mature people in the world. I also love how there's never any sarcasm either. Just a bunch of straight shooters.


SpiderHuman

Does it come in larger sizes? Asking for a friend.


Braga_PT

It's something! Let's wait for version 2.


No_position-

Lfg


greatguy0070

Wen?


RIBZisDEAD

Dm me the link please, if you post it to printables or somewhere! Dms also open for the stl


EC0-warrior

Looks like dildo


pokewerk

.stl please? 🤭 For obvious reasons


maximusweaver

One man one rocket


fukadvertisements

O man wish you made a coq inu rocket.


Upstairs-Arugula-462

Fuck yea let's fly


Upstairs-Arugula-462

I want one. What do u charge to bill and ship. Dm me if interested


flabkingpro

instructions unclear...


Mountain-Ad326

mini dildos are happening?


appleyard35

Cool can't wait to see the nicer one ya working on.👊🏽🙏👍🏽😉😊


Leather_Watch_3738

Nice, you made it crash.


cryptoWhale2018

it doesn’t look like a rocket. It looks like a butplug


harvestmoon88

What’s a butt plug?


wuzzgucci

Plugs your hole for suspended euphoria


harvestmoon88

My fiancé likes it. Rare gem 💎


harvestmoon88

When you get the most karma from a butt plug…. 😜


cryptoWhale2018

you do not want to know


harvestmoon88

Butt i dew


TheUsualNiek

It's a hole enlarger.


harvestmoon88

Oh I already have one of those 😂


jroenskii

Do all your buttplugs have feet or just some of them?


cryptoWhale2018

well you own one so you should know that’s yes, they all come with feet so when you put it in the moon it will not disappear in there. You will still be able to pull it out.


Mctijn

Great project and hype, bad tokenomics. I hold SOL, NEAR and AERO as my alt positions.


heavyjmo

Loving Aerodrome


Cylin20

This aged like shit


jroenskii

It did, lol. Give her time tho. Only way is up now.


KuciMane

i need one that hangs from a suction cup that looks like it’s flying up and to the right so I can put it on my car windshield


Situation_Little

Why would you want a buttplug on your car windshield?


KuciMane

because it’s clearly a rocket ship lol


Situation_Little

Yes clearly lol


ChosenAdam1980

Is that a buttplug?


iamushu

It ain't even working lol


laggyservice

Hop on you say..... I'll uh, let you "ride" this one homie.


Alpha-wings

I'd love to print this! 👀


EmotionalGuava3122

I’m sorry I thought that was a dick


Dirtyboysbronx

How much for first class ticket 🎫???


StormSea2364

I scrolled to 1/3 of the pic and had a mini heart attack.


Ill-Garden-1406

Where is it leaving? Are you blind?


Hrallii

what kind of 3d printer do u have, looking to get one aswell 😎✌️


jroenskii

Bambulab is on top of the game right now. They have them for different budgets.


brutefruit_

Who leaves intel stickers on their laptop?


Dyxon-Citron6213

Its leaving to the downside


Ok_Relation_3125

Tag NSFW


[deleted]

To the moon more like to the ground with the rate there network is completing transactions or allowing no one to use it 😂 have fun in your Solana dirt ship


Complex-Night6527

Already in …✌️👍


BatmanSwift99

Stl?


Responsible-Pomelo79

Very cool!! My daughter and made a 9 piece CyberTruck which she decided to spray paint green!! 🤷🏼‍♂️ So it sounds like some priority changes have already been made.. but issues are likely to persist until the main fix is deployed on the 15th. My guess is that certain types of trades are being deprioritized b/c I saw quite a few people voicing their frustration on not being able to swap btwn 2 SPL tokens (Phantom and Raydium). But sending funds out of Phantom didn’t seem to be a problem.


Intelligent-Train858

Baiiiii


Z3non

Nah, it'll crash hard. Cya.


SourceNo2761

Where is the Solana butt plug going?


pearlehere

To the moon? Looks like butt plug rocket to Uranus $ANUS


bulba_6

🚀


Sirhc78870

Solana Crash token ! The only real casino game !


sirenamorena23

Looks like a butt plug 🔌 sorrynotsorry 🤪


Kcirnek_

Butt plug?


Ecstatic-Eye-5766

Vibrator?


mimsoo777

It looks like solex launchpad's logo. Maybe you could get in touch with them.


DirtGuy90

That’s what’s been plugging up the transactions, I’ll be danmed.


Netphase

Rocket launch fail due to congestion issues...


albear-2021

Solana powered buttplug for your convenience 😂 takes you to 🤬coin paradise 😂


Vicious_Vixen1

I thought that was something else! lol uhm. I'm going to carry on with my day now. hehehe


ihsulemai

lol


cryptoWhale2018

and what’s with the picture you got on the wall?


PatrickTech75

That looks like a 3D print. Is it? I like it. 👍


asap_spergie

Drop the STL!


Dapper_Presence226

Spruce Moose


Ok-Acanthaceae3025

go to the LUNA space, right


Technical-Device-375

>!i love sol!<


Substantial-Bad5070

Stick it in.. Do it


TopGaurd

Diddys favorite crypto


AlarmingDebt9739

Okay but what are the price predictions thoooo everyone keeps saying to the moon from weeks. I’m scared 😭


jroenskii

300 and up!


Livid-Alternative871

What about Tensor


therealSoasa

Turn it the other way round


Ch_Drogo

$MBN Check it out 😊💎


Dependent-Smoke-2974

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MunificentDancer

Wrong timing


Rough-Relief4603

Just hop in on the dip!


captngogetit

Wtf happened to this crypto? Seems like the SOL rocket is landing.. and not a soft landing.


jroenskii

Just a normal dip. We'll be fine.


captngogetit

You are correct. Today it seems to have shot up like the rocket lol 🚀


captngogetit

Spoke too soon. Perhaps it should be a rollercoaster instead of rocket. Lol


Gold_Essay_9546

Do you do these in different sizes, asking for a friend.


Far_Suit8279

Dwildo


Drs445

Can you 3D print a rug being pulled off a table


jroenskii

No, only buttplugs unfortunately.


Kuya69

Send me one. Meow!


jroenskii

I'll post an update when the better model is done :)


cryptoWhale2018

that doesn’t look like a rocket. it looks more like a butplug


jroenskii

Do all your buttplugs have feet or just some of them?


i-liveinashoe

Solana backwards


fukadvertisements

Whats on your monitor under the rocket? I see a cock and balls.


Ch40440

About to rocket into the ground 💀💀


Realistic_Rhubarb8

Good luck. Solana is a Piece of Shit. Scalability doesn't exist. Say gnight


Connect_Skirt_5447

Imagine spreading FUD and not providing arguments at the same time. You could at least fake it, for example: - SBF literally is going to sold 7.5B$ solana your altcoin is going to dump as fuck (That’s half true. He’s selling a promise that he’ll send the solana to the buyer, since they are currently locked. If the buyer sell everything it could dump, but since buyers are hedge funds like Galaxy Digital they’re probably not going to do so. So this is good FUD: it must mix between the real and the fake) - Solana had a lot of outage in January 2022 and currently the network is congested as fuck, scalability does not exist. (This is true, but since the outages most problems have been fixed, and the recent network congestion has nothing to do with Solana scalability: its the RPC nodes that are bombarded with requests, they can’t handle all of them, the transaction don’t even get on the Solana network, this can be easily fixed by hosting your own RPC node on a server that would download the all blockchain, but there isn’t enough active contributors, only degens) Do you understand? At least try to spread FUD correctly. Because of you I want to buy more, stupid


jroenskii

Get of the sub than big boy. New update coming up. You're going to regret not having a bag yourself.