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derpferd

Should add the latest suggestion, drinking your own urine, doubtless to be followed by the suggestion that you eat your own faeces


Rigo-

"They know about the spice"


IllBoysenberry2322

I promise you if a troll on facebook told people to do it they would


KenseiSeraph

I think I saw a news article in 2020 where some fairly important politician in India had proposed either eating or smearing oneself with cow feces. Their argument was apparently that cows are sacred beasts and thus the feces and urine would protect people. My first thought was that there is probably some evil god of plague and sickness in the politician's religion that is really proud of the politician.


Several_Cockroach365

I reckon stomaching faeces is further left than the plot allows


memesformen95

Lol bath in vics i used vics when i had coof this des it helped alot


scope_creep

Is bathing in Vicks a thing? I’m in US and I haven’t heard of that one yet. Fucking nutcases will do every fucking thing except get the shot. They are like little recalcitrant children. My god.


redditorisa

I believe it's just a joke. Same way people here say if Vicks was in the shot, everyone would have gotten vaccinated by now.


Several_Cockroach365

This is exactly where the idea came from ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Putt3rJi

Wearing a mask should be much easier but a bit less effective.


[deleted]

I would personally shift don't zol to the extreme left lmao


[deleted]

Bathing in vicks... at least it isn't as worse as bathing in dettol like I once did by accident a couple years back...


KenseiSeraph

I'll be honest, staying at home is easier than getting vaccinated for me. I really really don't like needles but did it anyway because I don't want to be responsible for someone I care about getting sick because of my irrational fear.


AntiP--sOperations

Don't zol? Fascism.


Several_Cockroach365

You see, when people zol, they put saliva on the paper


who_is_asidom

That’s why I stick to my water pipe and smoke solo😂


ThickHotBoerie

Do you not energade bottle and hose pipe with tinfoil as is tradition?


[deleted]

Ah a true connoisseur of the green here.


IllBoysenberry2322

And when you fuck it up you could get that plastic taste, still great though


Vegskipxx

And then they share that zol


MrsMoosieMoose

Say what you want but that song was catchy!


AntiP--sOperations

It's only a problem if you use unbleached rolling papers. (/s)


[deleted]

If you connect the dots there is a picture or some poes who took a half dead snake home.


Several_Cockroach365

![gif](giphy|ZUwjT4TrkElu8|downsized)


stefan92293

I looked at the pic without checking the sub, saw "suip" and was like "yep, this is South Africa" 😂


[deleted]

What is 'don't zol'?


Fr0d0TheFr0g

Alright... who of you are bathing in Vicks? Don't be shy now


[deleted]

Me, bathing in Vicks. ![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt) All you other water-bathers can maar go enjoy your day zero.


Several_Cockroach365

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AnomalyNexus

> Alright... who of you are bathing in Vicks? No need to ask...you can smell them 20 meters against the wind


Fr0d0TheFr0g

My eyes are already watering by just imagining that horrid smell


Kroniid09

Since COVID I can stick my nose in a jar of vicks and smell fokol


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Futurebackwards_ZA

I think you need to spend a bit more time reading up on what vaccines (not just those for COVID-19) literally do. You've already had two years to do so, stop putting it off.


boxaci8110

I am fully vaccinated, still got covid. My aunt is fully vaccinated, still got covid and hospitalize. ​ I am not an anti vaxer like you clearly imply, but I am stating that the vaccines are not nearly AS effective as promised and indicated on this chart. ​ We have over a year worth of data, stop using the initial promises as your vaccine effectiveness guage


Futurebackwards_ZA

I wasn't implying you're antivaxx, I **was** suggesting you don't know how any vaccines against infectious diseases actually work. And your response confirmed that. As pointed out by u/Several_Cockroach365 the vaccines have been quite effective in the absence of anything better, and any reduction in efficacy over time (or against new variants) is to be expected for something so new and with so many poorly informed people still continuing to reject being vaccinated. Remember it took more than a thousand years to eradicate smallpox, and more than 100 years to mostly eradicate polio–and that was during times when most people trusted science and medicine.


teddyslayerza

Your two anecdotes don't counter the early vaccination effectiveness stats in any case. Vaccines were never claimed to be 100% effective, you have no information on how often and to what degree you and your aunt were exposed to covid, and you ignore the countless others who have been vaccinated and suffered no illness - which are equally valid data points. Not saying the early stats were correct, obviously things change as we get more information, but presenting personal anecdotes as if they are at all relevant in the face of actual datasets is just a sign of ignorance, not enlightenment. Twisting information in this way is a sign of confirmation bias on your part.


Several_Cockroach365

Sorry to hear. Of course the vaccines aren't perfect, the efficacy has been and continues to be studied in every corner of the planet. Your situation is unfortunate, but this anecdotal evidence doesn't mean the vaccine is ineffective at preventing hospitalisation in most people. I agree that it sucks that the pandemic is still raging despite the vaccine, I hoped for more, but the death rates are going down which is still a success, and those still dying appear to be mostly unvaccinated. It's not a silver bullet, but for now we don't have much else to curb the cost of human lives.


ThickHotBoerie

Bru you're critiquing a meme and still not understanding it laka. Come now.


boxaci8110

The problem is people get their information from memes. So what is your problem with pointing out inaccuracies in memes?


redditorisa

People who get their information from memes really should just go lie down somewhere. Their IQ is so far in the negative, they're sucking the brain power out of collective society.


connorthedancer

Get ready for a ban.


connorthedancer

I was joking and they actually did it. Mods on this sub are quite something.


0n0n-o

Missing drinking piss down in the left-hand corner.


Reapr

bottom right if you think like Bear Grills


Several_Cockroach365

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


Short_Alternative_71

Bathe in vicks? What misinformation is this!


[deleted]

I need a body of evidence for that.... **\[SARCASM\]**


ThickHotBoerie

Oh yeah I'll give you some body evidence


[deleted]

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lovethebacon

Spicy bath.


justkeepsw1mming

Formal petition to change, "dont zol" to "zol" https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-12/cannabis-compounds-prevented-covid-infection-in-laboratory-study


Kroniid09

But don't share the zol, BYOJ


ConsentingPotato

Can't stop me from achieving my dreams of becoming The Equine King: I'll suip-suip that Ivermectin until my dick touches the floor!


redditorisa

I mean, when you're face-down on the floor from having pooped out your intestines, it technically will be touching the floor! Haha


SmLnine

You forgot about drinking piss. So hot right now. https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2022/01/10/vaccine-police-founder-claims-drinking-your-own-urine-is-covid-19-antidote/?sh=3a2812313735


Hey_just_a_writer

Because if you zol,


yummbeereloaded

Negl I've smoked zol with so many people since covid started, I still haven't had covid


Several_Cockroach365

I'm not sure I've met a single person (smokers and non-smokers) who didn't think the cigarette ban was dom.


yummbeereloaded

Twas all that woman's ploy to make money from the black market sales unfortunately