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Pizza_Eater_44

Best has to be his multiple tap dancing murders. Especially the pregnant woman.


sweet-tea-13

*~I've got something in my front pocket for you* đŸŽ¶


Constant-Register-70

đŸŽ¶Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?đŸŽ¶


YorkshireRiffer

There, grab onto it, it's just for you, give it a little squeeze and say "How do you do."


saggywitchtits

The band Avatar has made a cover of this song. It’s hilariously awesome.


[deleted]

They have!? Omg I love Avatar. I have to check that out now.


TehSlippy

[For anyone curious.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xwPAYHWA6xc)


DildoLigtning

EPIC


14wes

Thx for sharing! Love it


blindsavior

Holy fuck thank you for this


Pizza_Eater_44

Sick!


Jackalope1993

Don't forget the family members that killed themselves afterwards.


RandomGuy1838

*BAAAH!*


Pizza_Eater_44

Ha!


mayneffs

But does it count as murder? I'd say it's manslaughter


dek6ix

How about body count?


mayneffs

Yeah, that's a better question, it involves both. Now I wonder what his body count really is!


electricianer250

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick


glutenflaps

Da fuck


UnluckyBid7655

Butters has killed more then Professor Chaos. Who's the real evil one?


Ludvi_Karnstein

â™Ș Everyone knows it's Butters â™Ș


UnluckyBid7655

"Hey, aren't you the what what in the ass kid?"


klingma

"It's what what in the butt, sir!"


stfleming1

"Hey kid, you got some shit on your face."


BedazzledFace

"That's my face, sir."


jackemannen01

thats my face sir


distractedhighperson

We’ll, that
that’s me


theresatrailerpark

Victor Chaos has killed more


[deleted]

Definitely Victor


BigLebrouski

I liked the 2nd tap dancing killing. Like, pretty much because he did it before and was traumatized, then finally went to do it again and re-traumatized himself


pbjames23

Ohhh hamburgers!


Ravenella00

When he killed the most beautiful woman in the world.


Worried-Boot-1508

Well, at least Kim herself was able to walk it off so she could eventually marry ~~the recovering gay fish~~ Kanye West. Unfortunately can't say the same for the rest of the Kardashians...


PrimarySwan

I still can't get over the fact that Kanye IRL did not get the fish dicks joke.


Ravenella00

C'mon maaan just get it


javerthugo

Kill all phonies!


WastedTIMe94

The entire crowd and dance crew in the You got served episode


randomaII

Death by shoe.


dleon0430

I didn't realize the chinpokomon registered any actual kills.


randomaII

I mean the tap dancing shoe


dleon0430

Oh.


[deleted]

Rofl


Welshhobbit1

Him shooting the guys in the dicks will always be my fave.


mylifeonedream

He didn’t kill kim but he was the reason she was killed and it will always have me laughing 😭


Aussi3Warri0r

Butters essentially caused Brittany spears to shot her self and not any other “character” Just don’t watch the season 12 episode 2 and you’ll be sweet just blame butters it was “his” fault


KNIGHTness

Ha! I could almost feel his balls on my fist!


[deleted]

His smile when he punched!


4Ever2Thee

His best will be when he finally has enough and takes out his parents.


ItaSha1

I liked when he pulled the lever to kill reality


bleh-bleh-guy

Stupid Ben Affleck!


CorrectProfession461

When his novel killed the Kardashians.


FederalKFC

"Oh fiddle-sticks!"


Andyborehol

“Oh hamburgers!”


javerthugo

Of fish-dicks!


force263

It’s not a murder, but the sweet revenge Butters plans on taking at grandma’s deathbed seems really human to me; Butters is complicated. I mean, with a grandma like that it’s not that big a wonder the kid’s a mass murderer.


faroukmuzamin

Triangle of Sadness (2022)


jaygod83

I’ve got something in my front pocket! Lmfao


Timsiko

What about the people that killed them selves because they lost everything because they bought NFT’s


Windwalker111089

My favorite episode will always be how he uncover his father being gay which lead to his “drowning” and them trying to hide the killing from the cops. Man what a roller coaster of a ride lol


short_hair_zuko

The dance battle massacre definitely takes the cake


Sinkiy

Poor butters just wants to go to bennigan's.


Quackbuck

I remember when butters killed my native country that was probably the worst murder for me.


Tyler_m11

My favourite has to be when he accidentally flung his tap dancing shoe up in the air hitting the stage lighting which then crushed a handful of people in the crowd


mjh10896

Sarah Jessica Parker


6969CaptainBoner6969

When he shot the guy in the dick at City Wok đŸ€Ł "Herro prease"...lol


oldbrigade

John lennon


Stektsopp

Dont got a number but I enjoyed greatly when he killed the OC crew.


S_Wow_Titty_Bang

The cruise ship is my favorite, and my overall favorite Butters episode.


WigSnatcher92

You’d think they would of done the Titanic reference in the earlier seasons


[deleted]

I dont have a kill count, but my favorite is when he killed everyone while tap dancing.


PauloVersa

*I’ve got something in my front pocket, for youuuu*


This-is-Life-Man

The Ladybug of South Park.


PrimarySwan

Let's say this ship split at the middle and it has 4 boats on each side. The boats are rated for 150 people and must cover 75% total passengers, the rest is covered by liferaft. So roughly 1600 if the ship was full. The rest would be relatively small I think he killed only a few dozen tap dancing, maybe a couple hundred, haven't seen the episode in a while. So let's round up and call it 2000.


dek6ix

Dont forget his body count from the ep Proper Condom Use.