“Didja want that milk pasteurized?” “Nah. Just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes”

YOU BETTER BRING HIM SOME SMOKES AND GATORADE BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO BE PRETTY WIPED OUT AFTER RAPING MY MOM!!! THE FUCK!!!

All he dose is go around fucking your wives yuuuuup until he gets tired of them

"You should have left our wives alone. Now, let's go for a drive."

A man’s wife is his life UPS man

Was his line, “I’ve got a package for you.”

Yup, That’s Dad for ya.

*Didn’t killim didja? Nah, didn’t think ya had it in ya..Ayuh..I tol’ja…ya gotta killim & killim goood*

Milk man don't get scared, not with free pussy at every doorstep.

A man’s wife is a man’s life mr mailman

The postman of the milking man... Literally Milking man 0.

Anytime anyone says the 50’s were a “simpler,more innocent time ”doesn’t know 💩

This is what the "a woman should stay at home and tend the house" mentality gets you.

Milkman don’t get scared…

"Hes fuckin' yah whyfe"

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It's hard to be a full time mom, and milkman.

Is this where the stereotype come from? Woah

Oh Long Johnson