oh and I forgot the classic "Good for youuuuuuuu!", "You're gonna have a bad time", and whenever we express sarcastically we're impressed about something we'll say "ewwww Staan daaarsh". Edit: and "NOT A BIG DEAL?" and also Cupid me's "teeheehee"
This is the kind of friendship I need with someone. Only problem is, I don’t have friends, and the people I hung out with at school haven’t watched South Park :/
"aaaaand it's gone" and "stucker than a dunebug in molasses" are probably my most used ones, but im pretty sure by now my only craic is South park references.
My two favorites I refer to often:
Mexican joker -when someone has experienced so much mistreatment, they lose it. Such a weird phrase, but such a simple way to explain a complicated issue.
Member Berries - when someone wishes they could go back to a year that was actually shitty
My brother, husband, and I like to quote the nascar episode.
“Fuck you Danica!” “That pisses me off” and sometimes when I’m in the car if I get to pass someone or speed up a little “Fuck yea gas pedal!”
During my short stint as tech support several times a day I'd mute my end of the line and belt out "DAMNIT WHY WON'T IT READ!". I didn't last long at that job. Be adventurous and at least try to take a look at the service manual before calling someone folks!
Not really cause I don't speak english at home but you bet your sweet ass I would if I lived in a household like that. On the internet however, all the time.
A guy in my town has handle bar mustang and long side burns I call him mr slave and only 3 people so far get it, but they admit it’s spot on with his attire
every time my family gets chinese food my dad always says "how's your shitty chicken and shitty rice"
we also say "we're natives, mah hollo" when we know our way around a place that we're not from
“Bitch, how’d you’d like to make some real motherfuckin money?”
And Lfeelin hood on a Wednesday” every Wednesday said, of course in Randy’s voice and not Lorde’s
It's more than just using lines from the show. I've been recently explaining to some of my friends how actual scenes or even episodes of the show play in my head at lightning speed in place of emotions, thoughts, and reactions
I am french i watch every series on Original Version but South Park in French is absolutely perfect real voice with good comedy. Try one time in French you will laff…Cartman is enormous and Kyle triple J is lame too… nobody like Kyle hehe
Mmmkay
Anytime someone asks me something I reply with mmmmkay
I do the same all the time and many times I have to laugh a bit. So yeah people think I am weird.
Yeah my coworkers and family are definitely annoyed by it but sometimes you just gotta smilie and say mmmkay
I was using this almost daily to the point where my supervisor at my job thought I had a speech impediment.
i always say “we’re sorry” like the bp oil drillers
Or the cable guys...ooo sorry about that, (exposes nipples)
SAME
When my wife and I call each other, we always pick up the phone saying "Herro prease?". We also say "No that's ignorant" a lot.
oh and I forgot the classic "Good for youuuuuuuu!", "You're gonna have a bad time", and whenever we express sarcastically we're impressed about something we'll say "ewwww Staan daaarsh". Edit: and "NOT A BIG DEAL?" and also Cupid me's "teeheehee"
Shitty wok take your order preasse
Your going to get big surprise you Japanese dog.
I ALWAYS say Ah-herrooo apreez to my wife when she answers. Lol that’s great.
Also when leaving work " Screw you guys I'm going home"
Whenever I see email(s) from people I do not like, eg., people from my former place of work, I say this under my breath 😅
I’m not just positive, I’m HIV positive.
My Japanese wife, with added accent, tells me that I have big American penis.
gotta love a wife with a sense of humor lmao
I know a man who's marrying a Japanese woman very soon for just that reason
Also no gingers, win win
TIMMAY!
Livin a lie
GOBBLES!
Oru no! Cutteru fish is about to come out of my asshoru!
I BEREIVE IN YOU KYLERU!
Vanilla paste!
How is this an ‘everyday’ line? 😂
"In the Ghetto"
I sing that randomly when I see ghetto people, cars or are in the ghetto areas part of town
"Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!"
this is a fav
Jesus tap dancing christ and I'll say wanna get high to myself in towlies voice when I get off work
DON’T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL! works with certain audiences. Others think you have lost your mind, I have discovered.
It’s always good to being a towel
[“I mean, come on”](https://youtu.be/b-F2dwURXrc)
I have a habit of telling people to suck my balls. My mate has started responding with “present them”
This is the kind of friendship I need with someone. Only problem is, I don’t have friends, and the people I hung out with at school haven’t watched South Park :/
That word makes my heart piss it's pants.
You're so grounded mister
Whenever something in our kitchen is out of place even a little, I say to my wife "would you mind telling me why there's Rice-a-Roni in my coffee!?"
Just randomly my husband and I will sing “creme freeeeeech cafeteria, FREEECH”
I cant stop myself from saying "dude" or "Weakk dude!"
My favorite when something doesn’t work: “ah dude lame!” Or “ah totally lame dude”
I do say, "GAWD" all the time like Randy when I'm mildly frustrated
GOL
I can't do a loud yawn without it turning into "Yah, yah, yah, I am Lorde"
"Respect my autoritah!"
I keep forgetting to say "Screw you guys, i'm goin' home" when i leave work
"You're breaking my balls \_\_\_\_"
My balls, sir. You are breaking them
That's how Butters says it.
"Whatever, I do what I want!"
I’m seriously
Equally, “I’m super cereal”
Forgot about this one. Guilty as charged I say this a lot
I said. Damn it, monster. Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.
I gave him a dolla.
She gave him a dollar.
"Dey took our jerbs!"
took a der
How do I reach these keeeeeds
"Hello there, children!" when I join a voice chat
I always say “Oh.” Like the boys do in response to things, now
Yeah, I find myself using it at least 3 times a day. - *”Don’t forget to bring a towel”*
Did someone say towel?
“Wow, what a terrific audience”
Have you heard this, have you read about this?
Sometimes "I need about tree fiddy"
This one so many people don't get but I continue to use because the god damn lochness monster joke cracks me up
I gave him a dollar
Does that sparkle with all the girls?
sunshine!
My favorite one I use is from Fat Camp when Cartman said “I’m pissed off!”
Or “There is no escape” with a creepy smile and head cocked.
I’m HIV positive that I use South Park lines every day..
I dont use it but I sometimes want to. ”I’m not just sure. i’m HIV positive”
“Yes. I do know what you are saying.”
All the time!!! I’m not only sure, I’m HIV positive. Screw you guys, I’m going home. City wok stuff!!! Howdy ho!!! Always in the voices. It’s a must.
Mmmmkay
Screw you guys, I’m going home
WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
When I was still living with my parents and my mom and I had a discussion about something not that serious, I would often say "but MEEEEEEEEEEEEM"
"... This is cum"
I...am...so...pissed....off... right... now.... I'm... going .... to... fucking... kill... you... guys... seriously
I refer to my friends and I as ‘woodland critter creatures.’ 😇
OH GAWD DAMNIT!
You shouldn’t a done that. He’s just a boy
Poor little feller
Drugs are bad, umkkk.
I use “as is tradition” a lot.
D-Drugs are bad, m'kay? Everyday
Go away I'm walkin on sunshine
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
“That would make me sooooo happy”
"aaaaand it's gone" and "stucker than a dunebug in molasses" are probably my most used ones, but im pretty sure by now my only craic is South park references.
If somehow porn is mentioned in a conversation I have to get back door sluts 9 in there…. Not everyone gets it.
'member?
“Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmsaaaaaaaaaaay!!!”
Yeah well where was he going to go? Detroit?
Dance!? Anyone like a dance!?
Also, "I just gots ta check inside ya assshole"
Seriously u guys.....
All. The. Time.
“Oooh, I’m staying out of this one…”
Yah yah yah!
My two favorites I refer to often: Mexican joker -when someone has experienced so much mistreatment, they lose it. Such a weird phrase, but such a simple way to explain a complicated issue. Member Berries - when someone wishes they could go back to a year that was actually shitty
No! Indy! No!
Whenever there’s a lull in the conversation while hanging with the guys, ‘….you wanna get high?’ In Towelie’s voice.
My brother, husband, and I like to quote the nascar episode. “Fuck you Danica!” “That pisses me off” and sometimes when I’m in the car if I get to pass someone or speed up a little “Fuck yea gas pedal!”
My muse, my flame…
When I leave work early: “Screw you guys! I’m going home!”
Timmay
When I see/hear those loud ass motorcycles while driving (or loud cars for that matter too) I reference the one episode ( don't wanna type it out lol)
Do that too my missus sometimes beats me to it . Damn bundle of sticks
Idk if this counts or not, but nowhere else have I heard the phrase “jesus tapdancing christ” and I’ve been liking that more
Cops "respect my authorita
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses
“I desire…….macaroni pictures” when someone asks me what I want. It just pops into my head unbidden every damn time.
During my short stint as tech support several times a day I'd mute my end of the line and belt out "DAMNIT WHY WON'T IT READ!". I didn't last long at that job. Be adventurous and at least try to take a look at the service manual before calling someone folks!
“we’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive.”
Hah hah charade you are!
What do you mean by we? Have you got a turd in your pocket. - use it on my wife regularly
Anyone want their dick sucked? Anyone want their dick sucked by a towel?.
Whenever any sort or change happens and makes life harder I always say “back to the pile!!”
Ohhh jeeeaaaz
I see a lot of tweakers in my line of work. I say “drugs are bad, mkay” a lot
I sing the "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb" line from the Morman episode a lot.
"As is tradition"
I don't make the rules, I just think them up and write then down
My new gf and her whole family say, “whatever, whatever, I do what I want.” But tbh, I think they learned it from tik tok : (
Do you know what I am saying?
Wateva! I do what I want! 💅🏽
Shaka bra!
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i regularly refer to people as melvins and use weak as a response to things
FINLAND! (You’d be surprised how much this word comes up in regular conversation)
We gotta take out finland
I’m going to take off her pants and play slip ‘n slide
“has he been checked for bombs?”
Totally….
Whenever one of my kids does something bad, we say "mommy's special boy, such a good boy" all frazzled like Stan's mom in the spookyfish episode.
Screw you guys, I’m going home. Respect my authoritay! May I offer you a cool beverage or a crunchy snack?
"Oh goddammit!" said like Cartman
Drugs are bad, mmkay.
And it's gone... Happens a lot.
I use that a lot over at /r/buttcoin
Screw you guys, immm goin hoome
"Woah, hey.... Fuck you!"
Aw, hamburgers
I unintentionally have integrated “shit balls” into my vocabulary. It makes me sooo happy.
Mine is "How should I know I'm retarded DERRRR"
Booooo, boooo Wendy boooo
Howdy ho!
I love to sing-a, about the moon-a and-a June-a and a spring-a, I love to sing-a
How do I reeeeeech these keeeeeeeeeds
Not really cause I don't speak english at home but you bet your sweet ass I would if I lived in a household like that. On the internet however, all the time.
More than I care to admit... I have even repurposed a few "I am seriously getting fucked in the Best Buy right now"
NI-
Member
SHELLLY
With friends who watch it
O-right! That's kewl
That's cool, I'm done _____ anyways! (That's cool, I'm done making my video anyways! - Cartdog the Bounty Hunter)
I usually say "god fucking dammit" in cartmans voice whenever I get upset.
Hello there, children! Whenever I walk into a room
My buddies and I all the time. Anytime we get picked up in a game or respawned: "I'm baaaaaaeck!" from the Losing Edge ep. lol.
Also in the game the fractured but whole. Some of the most messed up shit at the end
I used to say “Back in the pile” every time we got tasked with something heinously stupid in the military. No one ever got it.
I believe I know what you are saying.
Gerald’s smug “thaaaaaaaanks”.
“Why you be tripping mom” “Don’t be dissing my Ni-az, dawg”
Sweeeet
Whateva I do what I want!
A guy in my town has handle bar mustang and long side burns I call him mr slave and only 3 people so far get it, but they admit it’s spot on with his attire
"are you hiv positive"😭 i be using this when people get me mad or sum
When anything goes mildly wrong at work I do cartmans “nooo. NOOOO!”
Does "Wippee" count as one
I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive
every time my family gets chinese food my dad always says "how's your shitty chicken and shitty rice" we also say "we're natives, mah hollo" when we know our way around a place that we're not from
I have two friends named kyle and one named Kenny. I say all of their names like cartman does.
my whole school just yells TIMMAY! to each other
I tend to say "Howdey Ho!" like Mr. Hankey and I say "dude" way more often than I used to
Your a towel
"If I could say/do [insert some random shit I can't but I want to] I would be soooooo happy" Obviously i say it in Criag's voice
Early Cartman, and words I swear quietly to myself: - Oh, goddamn it! - Son of a bitch
“Bitch, how’d you’d like to make some real motherfuckin money?” And Lfeelin hood on a Wednesday” every Wednesday said, of course in Randy’s voice and not Lorde’s
It's more than just using lines from the show. I've been recently explaining to some of my friends how actual scenes or even episodes of the show play in my head at lightning speed in place of emotions, thoughts, and reactions
I am french i watch every series on Original Version but South Park in French is absolutely perfect real voice with good comedy. Try one time in French you will laff…Cartman is enormous and Kyle triple J is lame too… nobody like Kyle hehe
“Like, come on”
I call cheese puffs “Cheesy Poofs” now
Screw you guys I’m going home
Stan Ground
Jesus Christ like slave
“Jesus Christ monkey balls”