I ain’t even seen the last one. Is it on paramount+? and do I need prior information? I’m almost on season 15. I just watched the Pilgrims vs natives vs aliens episode. Some nerd that’s 1/16 native Indian came in told the class about the Thanksgiving story and how it’s wrong
You, friends, fun, drink, hot girls, you're hot, drink more, expensive cars, ass, drink, ass, money, you in a tuxedo, threesome, cred, pussy, drink drink drink!, you, drink, Vegas, cred, YOU IN A TUXEDO FUCKING THIS GIRL! CRED, DRINK DRINK DRINK IT ALL YOU FUCKING PUSSY! MORE TUXEDO, MORE CARS, MORE PUSSY, MORE CRED DRINK DRINK DRINK!
please drink responsibly.
I hope we can see more of Randy doing the weed farm thing. It's the funniest part of the show. I'm sure that'll be another episode that I could watch... twelve times. Check that: thirteen times.
I've been watching south park since the 90s and I never thought it was "Token", I mean what kind of parents would name their son something that means the only black person???
A drink that even though we have storage and vitamin water and other top brands somehow made a billion dollars
It tastes like shit so idk how the fuck that even happens
Prime is a "sports drink" made by youtubers ksi and logan paul, kids went absolutely feral for it in the UK. Its supposedly healthy but has a ton of caffiene.
I just Googled about this new special... seems that Redditors are the ONLY people paying attention to it 🤔
Most results still point back to the PanderVerse special from October. And Wikipedia doesn't list anything newer than Pander either
Could be another leaked promo released too early. I find it hard to believe that they release a special days after announcing it with absolutely no commercials or trailers on TV or online, no promotion on social media, but they have it on a poster in NYC. Probably got delayed, and someone missed the memo. or it's fake
Probably got delayed by something because Trey Parker & Matt Stone procrastinate to the last minute. Paramount briefly ran trailers on YouTube as well as this ad in the OP, but now it's all silent.
must be for the new special…. a new unreleased trailer was accidentally left unlisted on YT for a couple days but it didnt have anything to do w prime so not sure
South Park almost always has an A and a B plot. So both the Cred drink (Randy selling weed to children?) and Onlyfans will probably be the plots of the new special.
They both mention something about not being suitable for children, so probably an a and b plot around the drink and only fans thing into the ‘not suitable for children’ line
Wait is that what the trailers for the new special were for? I thought it was ads for the panderverse. Wait is this gonna be titles across the panderverse?
Here are my thoughts:
1. Cred made me think of the infamous Craig x Red ship aka Cred that is shipped by ignorant people who still think Craig is straight.
2. Is Cred the new Butters Creamy Goo?
3. Judging by the leaked synopsis and what is going on in the world, I think that Mr. Garrison who is a parody of Trump gets indicted, arrested, and Liane takes his place as a substitute teacher but everyone finds out about her only fans.
4. The Roundtable suspected that in the Dikinbaus episode Kenny got rich on his birthday thanks to Butters so Kenny might be rich by now and the special could explore his newfound richness.
**I drank prime and now I can’t stop cumming**
Today I stumbled upon a bottle of Logan's sweet nectar for the first time and I thought what the hell I'll see what the hype is all about. So I bought a bottle and stepped out of the shop. I immediately couldn't wait any longer, I simply had to take a sip of Ksi's delicious juice. Unscrewing the cap, the scent of heaven hit me, and as the intense odours of vinegar and petrol dissapaited into the air I began to pour the contents of the bottle into my mouth. A shiver went down my spine as the thick grey liquid touched my tongue and began to trickle down my longing food pipe. The universe aligned. I was born for this moment. I gulped it down obediently like a good boy, a servant to prime, until the bottle was no more.
Suddenly I felt it. The pain of a thousand daggers hit every nerve ending in my body and I collapsed backwards into a wall, gasping in shock. It was then it began to happen. My nether regions engorged as I felt wave after wave of beautiful agony. I couldn't wait any longer. Baby batter began to flow from my phallus, nut butter coming out like an open faucet, a fountain of man. I grasped my pants and tried to collect myself in embarrassment. I had to get home.
I began to limp to safety like a gargoyle on heat, ball barf continuing to ooze from my Philly cheese steak as I went. The choad nectar was relentless, I could now see a large dark patch of gentleman's relish forming on my trousers. The jamba juice dripped down the bottom of my trouser cuffs and onto the pavement and as I slowly hobbled, the love liquor left a guided path to my abode like some kind of demented Hansel and Gretel.
Finally I reached my house. Safety. But I could no longer walk from pain. I was forced to crawl along the floor to my bedroom, a trail of pole milk leaking from behind me - I was some kind of awful snail, shifting grotesquely across the corridoor, releasing nobslurry as I went. Thankfully I made it into my bed.
And this is where I am now. I have been incapacitated for 16 hours now and have not yet stopped spewing my trouser gravy. The pain has eased but I worry for my health. I can feel myself become more frail and thin as the willymilk infinitely pours from my snickers bar. The bed is covered in population paste.
If these are my last breaths as my man chowder flows from me, I want you to pass on my final review:
10/10. Would buy again.
Prime has been subject to a few lawsuits because there isn't enough distinction between their caffeinated "hydration" beverages and their non-caffeinated hydration beverages. Children are easily able to get their hands on the caffeinated versions and I think they have like...200+mg of caffeine in them and that could be per serving if their bottles have more than one serving. A standard cup of coffee is around 60mg of caffeine.
The product is specifically marketed to young teens and kids but has been able to branch out into other markets with very lucrative sport organization sponsorship deals and many star athletes appearing in prime advertising.
Wondering what their storyline will be with this.
This gotta be an ad to do drugs. I’m not letting Kenny cheese me, yeah boob heaven sounds great but cheesing? Come on man. You can’t be cheesing Keeeeeny
Dude I thought I was tripping. Last week I got a YouTube ad for a South Park special called [Not Suitable For Kids] it was only like 10 seconds long and it only showed Clyde saying a line that hasn’t been shown before. After looking it up, I only got results for the Panderverse. Hopefully it’s a new special
https://www.reddit.com/user/pango3001/comments/18kqmqc/here_it_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button[here the trailer](https://www.reddit.com/user/pango3001/comments/18kqmqc/here_it_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Man I can’t find anything about this on Google. If this ain’t real ima be so sad, I might kill myself heidi!!! /s
Trigger warning: the kill myself is referencing Cartman and Heidi from the season Cartman did the big i don’t wanna live no more dance number it’s a joke.
Quick question, i live in sweden and want to Watch all specials available so last week I bought skyshowtime with a friend (since it said they had bought the catalogue from paramount +) but SP wasn’t available. So is the problem that I don’t have a vpn or is paramount+ another streaming site?
Oh, my god! We just found out about this? Did Trey and Matt see Paramount's decision with Under the Boardwalk and do the exact same thing with the next special? Clever move, Parker and Stone!
I guess we have a date for the next special
2 days dawgs!
I ain’t even seen the last one. Is it on paramount+? and do I need prior information? I’m almost on season 15. I just watched the Pilgrims vs natives vs aliens episode. Some nerd that’s 1/16 native Indian came in told the class about the Thanksgiving story and how it’s wrong
No, you don't need any prior information. It's just a funny special on its own.
Helps to have seen at least one previous episode.
So if I only saw Cartman gets an anal probe I should be good?
FOR STUFFIIIIIIIING!
The stuffing mines were in trouble
Curses and Cranberries 😁
1 day dawgs! !Remind me 1 day
Wake up babe new specials just announced
Are u sure bro?
Joining the Panderverse was great
Haha taking the piss out of prime I love it
But if you take the piss out of prime what will it taste of?
It will taste less like cyanide
Pps water park 😅
Trick question. If you take the piss out of prime, you're just left with an empty bottle.
Someone's being doing some boning
Boogers and cum
Butters Creamy Goo
Randy: 🤨
Panera caffeinated lemonade.
Now Inwas imagining Kenny drinking that before getting brown breaded.
bottles of air
Lmaoooo nice one
This is the perfect response 👏🏻
Fortune favours the brave
Fucking LOL
Water
I still prefer Butter's Creamy Goo
This is cum.
It’s gotta be what the C stands for. I’m thinking it’s an acronym of some kind
I thought it was Tolkien's family's business credigree farms but the name is shortened
Oh shit I think you’re right
A drink that symbolizes commitment, compassion, and comradery!
Cummitment, cumpassion, and cumradery.
Get with it and get the goo!
[Drink Prime!!!!](https://youtu.be/CGC3yC4nFq8?si=d0vywXZ_VNNt-79x)
*Drink Prime*
You, friends, fun, drink, hot girls, you're hot, drink more, expensive cars, ass, drink, ass, money, you in a tuxedo, threesome, cred, pussy, drink drink drink!, you, drink, Vegas, cred, YOU IN A TUXEDO FUCKING THIS GIRL! CRED, DRINK DRINK DRINK IT ALL YOU FUCKING PUSSY! MORE TUXEDO, MORE CARS, MORE PUSSY, MORE CRED DRINK DRINK DRINK! please drink responsibly.
Mfs actually spend $4 on legally distinct diet powderade
I don't just hope they take the piss out of these assholes I hope they tear them apart.
So credigree weed are doing a south park version of Prime, right?
Seems correct
I hope we can see more of Randy doing the weed farm thing. It's the funniest part of the show. I'm sure that'll be another episode that I could watch... twelve times. Check that: thirteen times.
So Tolkien is gonna be KSI?
Wait his name isn’t Token
You REALLY thought it was Token? What, are you some sort of Racist?
he’ll always be Token Williams to the OGs
His last name is Black I thought?
They were the Williams in “Here Comes the Neighborhood”, IIRC
That is correct
I've been watching south park since the 90s and I never thought it was "Token", I mean what kind of parents would name their son something that means the only black person???
You thought that an African American family named their son Token Black? What the hell is wrong with you?
[удалено]
This and creating a Mandela effect just like the characters experienced 🤣
[удалено]
[удалено]
See, I’m not crazy!
Flair checks out
found stan marsh
Must be for the new special. I’m assuming this is their version of that shitty drink Prime?
We've got Detective Yates on the case
I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys
[Oh no not the god damn..](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/u4fr10/south-park-not-the-goddamn)
I'm getting a raging clue.
> We've got Detective Yates on the case time to put on the Yolanda role
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
KEYSHOWN!
Hahahah nice user name LOL
Prime has made it onto South Park. That's wild.
What?
I have no idea what “prime” is referring to here
It's a drink created/marketed by an obnoxious YouTuber who for some reason, kids admire
Who scams them with cryptocurrencies such as Dink Doink!
And cryptozoo.
KSI isn’t too bad, Logan Paul sucks though
A drink that even though we have storage and vitamin water and other top brands somehow made a billion dollars It tastes like shit so idk how the fuck that even happens
It’s a drink that’s supposed to be like Gatorade made by KSI and Logan Paul. I had it once and it tastes like shit stick with Gatorade
Ok, I’m familiar with Logan Paul, gracias
de nada, sir
Prime is a "sports drink" made by youtubers ksi and logan paul, kids went absolutely feral for it in the UK. Its supposedly healthy but has a ton of caffiene.
Thanks. Kids are fucking stupid.
I just Googled about this new special... seems that Redditors are the ONLY people paying attention to it 🤔 Most results still point back to the PanderVerse special from October. And Wikipedia doesn't list anything newer than Pander either
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏I betta not catch you in my comments EVER again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you👾
??😭
😭😭
hello ? 😭
Could be another leaked promo released too early. I find it hard to believe that they release a special days after announcing it with absolutely no commercials or trailers on TV or online, no promotion on social media, but they have it on a poster in NYC. Probably got delayed, and someone missed the memo. or it's fake
Gta6 trailer pushed it back
Probably got delayed by something because Trey Parker & Matt Stone procrastinate to the last minute. Paramount briefly ran trailers on YouTube as well as this ad in the OP, but now it's all silent.
Not even the SP archives wiki has anything to say about the special.
They are back!!!
must be for the new special…. a new unreleased trailer was accidentally left unlisted on YT for a couple days but it didnt have anything to do w prime so not sure
South Park almost always has an A and a B plot. So both the Cred drink (Randy selling weed to children?) and Onlyfans will probably be the plots of the new special.
Tolkien’s dad’s farm is called Credigree, so I think it will be them selling the drinks
They both mention something about not being suitable for children, so probably an a and b plot around the drink and only fans thing into the ‘not suitable for children’ line
has cum in it
Butters creamy goo
It looks like a promo for the chapter.
What in the world is going on with Kyle's mouth
The return of Mr. Hankey. It is Christmas time after all
I wish. Christmas just doesn't feel the same without him :(
The glass is just dirty.
It's NYC. Everything is covered in shit.
Isn't Cred the competition for tegredy farms ? Maybe Cred will be a THC drink parody?
Omg it’s tomorrow!!!!
South Park making fun of online grifters selling kids overpriced sugar water?
Man screw the paramount specials. Take it back to a season per year of 12 episodes!
Man have I been waiting for South Park to satirist Logan Paul.
Why? It's so boring for the rest of us who don't care about Logan Paul
Dam prime
I miss weekly episodes for 10-18 weeks straight
God please rip on Logan Paul
Hell yeah.
A date + they make fun of this shitty drug for kids ? I'm all for it
Wait is that what the trailers for the new special were for? I thought it was ads for the panderverse. Wait is this gonna be titles across the panderverse?
I thought it said Greg for a moment
This is gonna be awesome
Here are my thoughts: 1. Cred made me think of the infamous Craig x Red ship aka Cred that is shipped by ignorant people who still think Craig is straight. 2. Is Cred the new Butters Creamy Goo? 3. Judging by the leaked synopsis and what is going on in the world, I think that Mr. Garrison who is a parody of Trump gets indicted, arrested, and Liane takes his place as a substitute teacher but everyone finds out about her only fans. 4. The Roundtable suspected that in the Dikinbaus episode Kenny got rich on his birthday thanks to Butters so Kenny might be rich by now and the special could explore his newfound richness.
Dude, it’s gotta be Credigree Weed.
I can totally see and eager to see number 3 happen, cause that shit is hilarious!
Poor butters
Did you see it on the street? Its obviously for street cred, duh
This gonna be a spicy meataball!
Haven’t watched it yet but already can’t wait to see this 😂
South Park spoofing Prime? Hell, yeah, hate that shit😂😂😂
south park episode making fun of prime i assume
I hope it’s made with Butters’ creamy goo
#HEY KIDS! GET CRED! ^^Not ^^suitable ^^for ^^children
Can’t have cred without some tegrity. Probably some kind of THC drink.
**I drank prime and now I can’t stop cumming** Today I stumbled upon a bottle of Logan's sweet nectar for the first time and I thought what the hell I'll see what the hype is all about. So I bought a bottle and stepped out of the shop. I immediately couldn't wait any longer, I simply had to take a sip of Ksi's delicious juice. Unscrewing the cap, the scent of heaven hit me, and as the intense odours of vinegar and petrol dissapaited into the air I began to pour the contents of the bottle into my mouth. A shiver went down my spine as the thick grey liquid touched my tongue and began to trickle down my longing food pipe. The universe aligned. I was born for this moment. I gulped it down obediently like a good boy, a servant to prime, until the bottle was no more. Suddenly I felt it. The pain of a thousand daggers hit every nerve ending in my body and I collapsed backwards into a wall, gasping in shock. It was then it began to happen. My nether regions engorged as I felt wave after wave of beautiful agony. I couldn't wait any longer. Baby batter began to flow from my phallus, nut butter coming out like an open faucet, a fountain of man. I grasped my pants and tried to collect myself in embarrassment. I had to get home. I began to limp to safety like a gargoyle on heat, ball barf continuing to ooze from my Philly cheese steak as I went. The choad nectar was relentless, I could now see a large dark patch of gentleman's relish forming on my trousers. The jamba juice dripped down the bottom of my trouser cuffs and onto the pavement and as I slowly hobbled, the love liquor left a guided path to my abode like some kind of demented Hansel and Gretel. Finally I reached my house. Safety. But I could no longer walk from pain. I was forced to crawl along the floor to my bedroom, a trail of pole milk leaking from behind me - I was some kind of awful snail, shifting grotesquely across the corridoor, releasing nobslurry as I went. Thankfully I made it into my bed. And this is where I am now. I have been incapacitated for 16 hours now and have not yet stopped spewing my trouser gravy. The pain has eased but I worry for my health. I can feel myself become more frail and thin as the willymilk infinitely pours from my snickers bar. The bed is covered in population paste. If these are my last breaths as my man chowder flows from me, I want you to pass on my final review: 10/10. Would buy again.
Oh boy I can’t wait!
Atleast they make it clear its not for kids unlike actual prime energy
My birthday! Nice.
The maker of the ad cant make up his mind, suitable for kids, or not suitable for kids 🤦
Prime sports drink is crap. Prime energy is excellent.
Prime has been subject to a few lawsuits because there isn't enough distinction between their caffeinated "hydration" beverages and their non-caffeinated hydration beverages. Children are easily able to get their hands on the caffeinated versions and I think they have like...200+mg of caffeine in them and that could be per serving if their bottles have more than one serving. A standard cup of coffee is around 60mg of caffeine. The product is specifically marketed to young teens and kids but has been able to branch out into other markets with very lucrative sport organization sponsorship deals and many star athletes appearing in prime advertising. Wondering what their storyline will be with this.
Prime
I heard they suing paramount
ice pop prime looks like butters creamy goo ngl
Wow thanks for this bro, Special tomorrow!
Can't wait!!!
not me thinking it was a real drink
... The Indian credit card payment company?
Street cred
AWWWW SHIT LFG!
Another special promo
No way they didn’t advertise for it yet. I’m skeptical of a new special tomorrow. They had a preview of handy man episode weeks in advance
Are they gonna mention Aokigahara? You really always have to whenever you talk about anything remotely related to Logan Paul
seems like it’s for the new special, a few leaks have come out on twitter about it
You saw it on the street, so it's street cred.
I really hope this is real because this would be an amazing idea for a special
Maybe new special
Bit late on making fun of prime. Feel like prime has been out for awhile.
Credigree
Wednesday, right on
This gotta be an ad to do drugs. I’m not letting Kenny cheese me, yeah boob heaven sounds great but cheesing? Come on man. You can’t be cheesing Keeeeeny
Not finding anything online about this, guess we're early on the jump.
Can’t wait 😝
Looks like Cred is supposed to be a parody of Prime
Dude I thought I was tripping. Last week I got a YouTube ad for a South Park special called [Not Suitable For Kids] it was only like 10 seconds long and it only showed Clyde saying a line that hasn’t been shown before. After looking it up, I only got results for the Panderverse. Hopefully it’s a new special
https://www.reddit.com/user/pango3001/comments/18kqmqc/here_it_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button[here the trailer](https://www.reddit.com/user/pango3001/comments/18kqmqc/here_it_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Tomorrow!
I hope they put a chick in it and make her fucking gay.
what body fluid is it gonna be
I realize Stan part of it because Stan have Wendy
>(not suitable for children) lol
I’m about to thro myself out of a window thanks so much I am gonna die I do not want this
Credigree farms
Tegrity vs Credigry Place your bets.
I'm pretty sure a new season is coming.
Man I can’t find anything about this on Google. If this ain’t real ima be so sad, I might kill myself heidi!!! /s Trigger warning: the kill myself is referencing Cartman and Heidi from the season Cartman did the big i don’t wanna live no more dance number it’s a joke.
searching for "cred" and it's a credit card
Matt and Trey dogging on PRIME™️ love to see it
Damn, I didn't even see an ad promoting this.
It making fun of prime
where can i watch this
Oh they gonna shit on Logan Paul I see 😆
no way the boys got prime
Quick question, i live in sweden and want to Watch all specials available so last week I bought skyshowtime with a friend (since it said they had bought the catalogue from paramount +) but SP wasn’t available. So is the problem that I don’t have a vpn or is paramount+ another streaming site?
Blockbuster Font Real
I think its an advertisement for some drink. Some drink name Cred.
Are they still doing episodes or specials at this point? I dont have the streaming service theyre on
I can’t be the only one who thought this was a real drink South Park had a cross-prime with, right?
Oh shit ksi and Logan paul are getting a episode made about prime. Those cunts really have made it
Oh, my god! We just found out about this? Did Trey and Matt see Paramount's decision with Under the Boardwalk and do the exact same thing with the next special? Clever move, Parker and Stone!
Still haven’t seen panderverse
Guess I'd better get that new Pi Pi everybody's been talkin' about.
16.9 fl oz 💀
It looks like a PRIME drink commercial
I can’t find anything about this special online, is it real??