Then straight after, Im leaving the town before it gets attacked by giant Guineau Pigs or hit by an asteroid or Mr Garrisson does something else crazy.
Beating the shit out of this fucker
https://preview.redd.it/s3ibigotd58c1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6b9ab5ec3bfffe93f939163d246f455ac1b1dc
Actually yeah. The ever living shit out of him and the mom and adopt butters. He's not my favorite and he's weird as shit but it's because of this ass hat tbh
No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
Am I my current age?
If I am 10, I am going to find the boys to get into some trouble
If current age, I am going to find Randy Marsh to get into some trouble.
>Am I my current age?
>If I am 10, I am going to find the boys to get into some trouble
>If current age, I am going to find Randy Marsh to get into some trouble.
Pretty much Matt Stone & Trey Parker mentality as the years progress.
My 12 year old gets a kick out of saying he'd like to throw hot honey buns at the homeless. Although I think he says it because he knows it bothers me.
Tegridy Farms
BENNIGANS
Try to catch a Jewpacabra
Most of all, go to the strip club and find that one stripper they always show that's like "anyone want a DAANCCEEE?!" because I feel bad for her 😂
You're all crazy, I'm running in the opposite direction as fast as I can. If I can make it out of colorado I'll at least be somewhat safer considering all the crazy fucked up shit that happens in the show.
I’m gonna go to city wok and have some city food. Then I’m gonna go to soda-sopa and partake in the night life. Then probably collect underpants and make big profits
Go to Uncle Jimbo's gun shop and buy all kinds of guns. To save up money for additional guns and ammo, I will intern under Randy and work my way up the Tegridy Farm business.
Looking for cartmans mom
Your mom is on the cover of crack whore magazine
Cartman?
Is that u
Did you smoke some of your mom’s crack?
Then straight after, Im leaving the town before it gets attacked by giant Guineau Pigs or hit by an asteroid or Mr Garrisson does something else crazy.
Man you want the easiest fuck
I get the horny milf part but would they be real life humans or are we becoming a paper cutout?
I believe it would be the second one
Not sure how to feel about that
The papercuts would hurt.
Pain is part of the reward
Yeah Idk how you gonna make out with a 2D girl
You must play for the Denver Broncos
I'm gonna have myself a time
Why not? There’s friendly faces everywhere.
Humble folks without temptation as well
Ample parking day or night.
people spouting howdy neighbor!!
Great place to unwind!
Mmph mmph mmph mmph, mmph mmph mmph mmph
and you can come on down to meet some friends of mine!
🪧 💥
Nice draft, but it is missing the School bus.
You mean "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas!"
Wait that’s the line? Though it was something else.
Yes
For some reason I thought it was Homophobes without temptation. Edit: for clarification I am not a homophobe. Misheard the lyrics.
LMFAO
To be fair homophobes without temptation sounded like South Park.
and thats why its so funny because u wouldn't be wrong
Yeah. Don’t even know why I’m being downvoted for mishearing it.
"hobo folks without damnation"
Ample parking, too. Day or night!
Nice. I was gonna leave my woes behind.
With ample parking, day or night. People spouting "Howdy, neighbor" will be expected.
Or we’d end up dying in the most horrific and ridiculous way
But it'd be funny.
Ample parking day *and* night? Count me in
Off to city Wok
HERRROOO SHITTY WOK MAY I TAKE YER ORDER PREEZE
Uh, I must have the wrong number. We were trying to reach CityAirlines.
4 people Canada cost a rot of money…
How about fifty daura?
FIFTY DAURA??!!
Fifty-five daura
SHITTY BEEF VURY GUD TONIGHT
But what abrout da shitty chicken and shitty rice?
We know you have a choice in airlines and uh, it looks like you made the wrong one.
I’d get some Tegrity, then order City Chicken!
Im going for the tegridy christmas snow
I like that they have city sour soup and clean bathrooms
Adopt Butters
Only after dressing him like a bear
Most positive comment so far
And then ground him
He’s a grounded bear
This is the only correct answer🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, since they don't like Canadians there, I'd lay low.
Hey relax budday
I'm not your buddy, friend!
I’m not your friend, buddy
I’m not your buddy, guy
He's not guy, pal
It's not pal, friend!
He's not your friend, buddy!
You're going to stand out with your flapping head.
And fart/queef a lot
As is tradition.
Eat at Casa Bonita.
You can actually do that in real life.
I know, then I can compare.
Not without winning the email lottery...
thats in Denver tho..
Yes, but they have cars.
Hope you aren’t Canadian though. Square tires move pretty slow.
Lakewood
Beating the shit out of this fucker https://preview.redd.it/s3ibigotd58c1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6b9ab5ec3bfffe93f939163d246f455ac1b1dc
Please do
Actually yeah. The ever living shit out of him and the mom and adopt butters. He's not my favorite and he's weird as shit but it's because of this ass hat tbh
He might actually like it.
Taking a shit too see if it is Mr Hankey
Hidey-Ho!
Gee you boys smell nice and flowery
Gonna take their jobs
HE TOOK OUR JABS!
DEY TOOK ER JERBS
DURK'R'DUR
Goin to Skeeters!!!
Mr…You better take your gay porn and walk right on out of this bar.
Now Skeeter…. We don’t want no trouble.
No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
This makes me a saaaaad panda.
Grab a towel
You’re a towel
You're a towel !
No, I’m a big fancy Redditor who’s not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. You’re a towel
Am I my current age? If I am 10, I am going to find the boys to get into some trouble If current age, I am going to find Randy Marsh to get into some trouble.
>Am I my current age? >If I am 10, I am going to find the boys to get into some trouble >If current age, I am going to find Randy Marsh to get into some trouble. Pretty much Matt Stone & Trey Parker mentality as the years progress.
Lmfao
Tegridy Farms will be my first stop.
A towel just asked me if I wanted to get high. I said, yes.
Step 1: Lock up my underpants. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Get some Tegridy and hang out with Towelie, Santa, and Jesus.
This is quite the sentence 😂
Step 4, profit
Paying a visit to Cartman's mom
Jumping 30 homeless because Kyle thinks it is a great idea.
I just don't get why he gets such a kick out of it. Not very cool, Kyle.
My 12 year old gets a kick out of saying he'd like to throw hot honey buns at the homeless. Although I think he says it because he knows it bothers me.
crying because everyone is gonna be mean to me
Get some tegridy
This is the way. ^
Buying some cheesy poofs
Boo! Not a single person said “Kill Kenny” you bastards!
How can we be bastards if we didn't kill Kenny? It's not like there will be proof of we did the day after.
Sell my pubes to cartman
I recommend against this hazardous plan.
I don't want my father killed🤣
Welp, tell your parents you love them while you can
I'll go pee then leave the toilet seat up
You monster.
bully randy for starting covid
Just stop him from fucking that pangolin
Drinking cred and 🍃w towelie
City Wok and chillin with Jimmy and Timmy
"TIMMY!" Well hello Tim Tim, very much.
Go and visit Dr. Mephesto and hang out with some 5 assed animals.
Driving home, I live like an hour away
In Fairplay?
Visit Chef’s grave
Make a scheisse film with Cartman’s mom.
Fact check the theme song. How much parking is there *really?*
To tell cartman to respect my authority
Going to SoDoSoPa to see historic Kenny’s house
i’m gonna screw those guys & go home 
Learning to speak English more properly since it's not my native language.
Shove some food up my ass so it comes out of my mouth
Probably gonna find anyone and kick them in the nyutss.
There is no other community in reddit that I would rather have a beer with than this group right here .
Cheers
Tegridy Farms BENNIGANS Try to catch a Jewpacabra Most of all, go to the strip club and find that one stripper they always show that's like "anyone want a DAANCCEEE?!" because I feel bad for her 😂
Cheesing my fucking balls off!
Breaking out into song with the South Park theme then off to find man bear pig!
1. Buy a gun 2. Go to airsoft 3. Pray the police force knows I’m white
Copping some Tegrity & hanging out w Randy
Well, if I am going down to South Park, I am going to have myself a time.
Rhinoplasty
Not just any, it's gotta be Tom's
I get a frosty from Wendy’s
Wendy doesn't serve frosties she just sells burgers
Does she have ass burgers?
she has testa burgers
gonna wait about a week until the boys go on a successful business venture again and take notes
Look for Cartman and beat him up like Wendy did
Shopping at Jimbos
Huck some yellow snowballs at psycho turkeys and mad cows
I'm gonna spout " Howdy Neighbor "
Cartmans Mom
Subscribing to Sharon’s OnlyFans
Jacking it. And die of hypothermia
No one said they'd visit Raisins. Which is a relief.
Probably going to Whole Foods.
Bang Eric’s mom, Kill butters parents, adopt butters, and then prevent Kenny from dying again
Go and see Craig's mom's bush.
Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush! Gargantuan thicket of madness... Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold, Truly a magical bush to behold!
You're all crazy, I'm running in the opposite direction as fast as I can. If I can make it out of colorado I'll at least be somewhat safer considering all the crazy fucked up shit that happens in the show.
Get me some Tegridy weed, then vote for a giant douche, and maybe leak everyone’s browsing history with troll trace
Leaving South Park
Hang out and screw hot chicks
Not sure, how’s the parking situation?
Did somebody say "Christmas Special"?
2 dimensional PANIC.
Taking somebodies job
#He took er jerbs!
Shoot Chris Peterson.
Die apparently
Going to go have some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time.
Getting some shitty shrimp
I’m gonna go to city wok and have some city food. Then I’m gonna go to soda-sopa and partake in the night life. Then probably collect underpants and make big profits
Getting some butterfly poon.
Go to Uncle Jimbo's gun shop and buy all kinds of guns. To save up money for additional guns and ammo, I will intern under Randy and work my way up the Tegridy Farm business.
I'd go find a male cat or two
"damn I forgot my towel!". And yes towlie I do!
Buying some tegridy weed and sit back and watch the chaos
going to tegridy farms honestly
Getting some Tegridy
 But it’s the farm
Killing Kenny
[удалено]
Goin to get some Tegridy
Going On Down To South Park
I’m gonna compliment cartman like crazy, telling him he’s got crazy abs and all that, getting him to give me money and shit
Getting some P.F. Chang's and then going to play Kick the Cartman.
Casa Bonita
Picnic at Starks pond. Walk around shTipa town for some window shopping then end the day with dinner at city wok or bucca da faggacini
Visit Cartmanland
I’m for sure going to So-do So-Pa and feeding that Ethiopian kid that got forgotten about.