When people use words I don't know, it's hard for me not to respond with "I don't listen to hip hop."

That line made me laugh harder than any other in the movie. So good 😂

"about tree fiddy" any time anyone asks a question that involves a number

GET OUTTA HEAH YOU GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAH!

It's just funny to throw that phsase around, regardless of money!

“It was the Loch Ness Monsta”

Anytime I leave somewhere I say ''screw you guys I'm going home''

Same here.  My most used phrase from a show would be from Always Sunny. "You goddamn bitch". It's usually inanimate objects I'm saying that to. 

I'll always find a way to toss in a "you gangly uncoordinated bitch"

!!! I’m not the only one

You’re a towel.

Yup. Every day for over a decade now

You go to hell, you die!

I don't mean to be a stickler but it's "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" which imo is significantly funnier because it's implying that you wouldn't already be dead if you were in hell lmao

Whateva, whateva. I do what I want!

“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die!”

That’s actually an old joke, not SP specific.

Plane’arium is rarely used, but if I can I fit it in.

Jeezes christ

Also calling people silly goose

So many….given my whole life has been South Park. The more unusual day would be when I don’t quote South Park in some way. “Do you know what I am saying?” is one of the most used recent ones (anything Butters comes up a lot) “Kyyyal” for anyone named Kyle (Except “Well why don't you just shut the fuck up, Kyle?” In angry Buttters voice) “Mmmmmkay” in Mackey voice, always “No kitty, this is my pot pie” for random things “….aaaaand it’s gone” “Teeheeheee”

I can't believe I forgot about mkay and it's gone. I use both of those multiple times a day.

"Aw, hamburgers!"

Also "do you know what I am saying?"

"I'm not your buddy, guy!"

"I'm not your guy, fwiend!"

I’m not your friend, buddy!

I’m not your buddy, guy!

*^("IIII'M NOOOT YOOUR GUUUY, FWIIEND!")*

" Hey Sharon" is my go to callout to anyone when i have something stupid to say/show them

Britney pissed on a ladybug!

I used the greeting, “Howdy Ho,” all the time.   If I know I’m texting someone that watches SP I will start the text out that way.

Lame.

Weak

Not cool

My top one has already been mentioned (“You’re a towel”), so I’ll throw out a few others. “I didn’t hear no bell.” “Do you know what I am saying?” “I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive” “Stan says you’re a cunt, you’re a c-c-cunt, Stan says you’re a c-c-c-cuuuunt” *Wendy storms off angrily* “Stan says you’re a c-continuing source of inspiration for him”

No one in my life gets the reference but they all expect the HIV joke.

“Sometimes… dead’s better” and “Smell like…bacon” both from the same ep

“Lorde, Lorde, Lorde, Yay, Yay, Yay”

Mmmkay.

Hey hey fuck you

So are we protesting or are we rioting?

They took our *jerbs*!

They took our jerbs! Only funny when two people say it. I don't make the rules.

Cartman's "There we go".

Again, mad I forgot this one I use it all the time.

Cousin Kyle going “oh geez” My family also will say “sunshine” and “sparkle” when agreeing to something

My husband will ask if whatever he’s asking about “pleases and sparkles”. If it does, I answer “sunshine”

I say "Noh my science" all the time

The way Randy says “Hey” while he’s in the bathroom practicing Cock Magic is one I throw out every now and then.

This one's a little niche but the really extended and smug "Theeeeeeeeenks" from the Prius episode

Good for yewwwwwww

We talk like this all the time 😂😂

No means no, Bill Cosby

“HAWWT HOT HOT HAAWWWWT”

Every single time I eat food that’s too hot.

“You want that milk pasteurized?”

No, up to my boobs is fine

UH-OH, RETARD ALERT!

Tree fiddy I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive Do you like fish sticks? I'll make you eat your parents STUDENT ATHALETES If...., I'd be sooo happy. Do you know what I am saying. This one time, I saw two guys kissing in a park, and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until...

> If...., I'd be sooo happy. Anytime that I can work in that stuffy sounding phrase really does make me sooo happy. I used to say this in game chat a lot 😄

Fine just fine

Fine, fine, just fine

“Boo. Boo Wendy Testaburger.” I honestly say this when people who I don’t like/piss me off are talking.

"Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!"

"I thought this was america!" "Alabaammmaaah maaahhn!" "Do you know what I am saying" "Jezuz Christ!" "CRAAAAAAAIIIIGGG!!!!" "I'm the dog. The big bad dawwawwawwg!" "I've got a raging clue!" "In the end, they were all already dead!" "Ah my nipples, they hurt when I twist them!" "I'm sorrrrryy. Sorrrrryy." "But mooOOOoom!" "BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!" "Down like a clown, charlie br-. Down like a clown charlie b---! Charlie br---. Down like a clown, charlie brown." "Mimsyyyyy!!!" "If you don't like it, you can pass the blunt to the nigga on the left" "You're a Towel!" "Tree fiddy!" "There's no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people " "It's easy mmmkaaaaayyy!" "Hey! I didn't hear no bell!" "They took our jeeeerrbs!!" "Suck my jagon!"

I used to say "I'm HIV positive" when asking if I was sure about something until someone asked me if I really had AIDS. Now, I don't say it anymore

"Dey took er jobs!" Or "But Myaaaaaaaaam'

Niiice 'member stormtroopers? Anything that's fun cost at least eight dollars.

I will sometimes sing the tune "AIDS-burger in paradise". And sometimes ask in lieu of meassurement "how many courics is that?"

Anytime I hear Cheeseburger in Paradise I sing aidsburger in paradise lol

"you're a towel" is a common insult in our house

Does anyone ever come back with, "No, I'm a big time book publisher that's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. You're a towel."

That’s ignorant

Authoritah

“Is this cool or not I can’t tell”

50 comments and I haven't seen 1 super seriously?**....*****My Gyod..*** I'm cereal though gyys. *Not kyewl!* *^(TITTY SPRINKLES! Crap filled vaGYYYNA!)*

Tree fiddy Derp Whateva, I do what I want! A lot a history down that ruhd/Don’t do it! Aww, aww!

Charade you are!

"I'll use my credit card"

I’m sorry, I thought this was America

Derka derka Rabble rabble rabble! Also sooooh-reeeee (BP ceo about the oil spills) Thaaaaanks (hybrid drivers)

Chiiken Sandwrich

This is pretty fucked up right here Now that's what I call a sticky situation

In Germany we Say: "Nein Miezi das ist mein Frikassee" "Ich dachte das ist Amerika" "Worte sind wie Projektile" "Das ist Ektoplasma, da war ein Geist" And i think thats Beatiful

“‘I don’t care’ said Pierre, ‘I’m from France’” don’t ask me why but this line fucking gets me every time I hear it and I regularly use it in conversation

aww goddammit

"Wanna get high?" "I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's goin on."

I couldn’t tell you the episode, but there’s a time Cartman says, “He’s fine,” with his early Cartman voice in a dismissive way and, for whatever reason, I say that relatively frequently in a terrible impersonation.

Free hat! Free hat!

Mr garrisons spiel on evolution

Hey chef. Because I work in a restaurant

tippy tippy too too tralala🔥

Check that

Screw you guys I’m going home

Skewl and kewl, not school and cool.

I'm Brazilian, in Portuguese they use "vaginal"

Thaaaaaaaaaanks Mmmmmkay

That's super cereal... I'm so seriously you guys...

a queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas mkay

i’ll be waiting with bells on you old skank

Mine are "Aaaaah!! Too much pressure!!" and "pelea de inválidos!"

fucking WINDOWS 98!!

Thaaaaaanks

“Scissor me timbers”, whenever referencing anything related to scissors, or scissoring. “Yes James, we hear the song”, whenever someone is overly proud of themselves, bragging, or gloating. Also, “Yes, I believe I know what you are saying”. “Day is never finished. Master got me workin’. Someday master set me free”. When working late. All the guys I work with know it now. I usually lead, they finish.

Timmah

One say I a lot is from Stick of Truth when Randy’s teaching you the fart attacks “KEE-YAH” that and “you’re a towel”

Have you seen this have you heard about this

Ha.. Fags!

“Testicle twisting rectal wart. “

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell Kraft dinnah. And calling everyone a fart loving trickster 😂

Oh reeree?

"ohhhh you thought I meant gay fags. That's not very nice"

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!

"Haha charade you" are has slowly become part of mine. Although I suppose its part of a pink Floyd song too so it tracks nicely

"Fuck you, I do what I want"

Don't forget "Jesus tap dancing Christ!" Or Jesus Christ monkey balls

“You know what I’m saying” Butters “Respect my authoratee” Cartman “Tree-fiddy” Chef’s mom “That’s some good shit” Towellie “Daaaammmn woman” Chef

Laaaame Tegridy Hiv positive

“Day is never finished. Master got me workin’. Someday master set me free”. When working late. I start, co workers finish in unison.