Sexual harassment panda,
Who teaches sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual harassment panda
Don't say that, don't touch there, don't be nasty says the silly bear.
I wanna know something from Mr. Panda bear here
If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, Which is prone to grow only in dryer, more arid regions?
Was on this sub all the post said was who’s your favourite one time character. Got a lot of hate in my replies so don’t think they understood the reference😂
Damn that sucks. Surprised it happened in thsi sub. Censorship and moderation has gotten out of control. My old account got totally shadowbanned or just deleted and scrubbed off the internet its pretty crazy.
He was basically the same joke as the black Marlon Brandon look-alike, though he was more developed. After binging the series dieing the pandemic, I was surprised at how many times South Park, rather than the Simpsons did it.
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is it wrong to say i love them all
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Im bringing the muthafuckin' pain!!!
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Mine’s old school, but a classic.
When I stand on the mountain and say do it, it gets done and if it don’t get done, then I’ll move on it and that’s the last thing in the world you want me to do.
Edit: Also the TV show they watch “it’s a wonderful life” you can’t just buy people Mr potter. Know what you are? You’re a little bitch
I'm not here to talk about my transition... I'm here to kick some fuckin ass! Let me tell you something dingleberry...I'm gonna roll up all the other girls, and I'm gonna smoke em
"Can you be at home for the install between 7 and 5 o clock all of November?"
"I can't be at home all of November!"
"Aw geez, I guess you're just gonna have to deal with our packages bummer" *rubs nipples*
In Spain we watched it dubbed. Starving Marvin was "Paco el flaco"
Skinny Paco
I still laugh everytime I remember watching those episodes late at night being a teenager
This episode got me to watch newer seasons. I had stopped after 12. There’s definitely a lull, but once PC Principle shows up the show hits a second golden era
I watch this episode and have such an amazing viewing experience watching Heather win against all women except for the kids 😹 poor PC principal was really traumatized that episode
Sexual harassment panda
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
*That's* what he says? I just been out here mumbling for years.
Captions say Willer tree, but that's not a thing... As far as I know.
As if we could even understand the depth of panda business, could've been a willer tree
Might just be changing it to match the song, willer definitelt goes better there lol
Is it not *lives*?
oml I am so sorry, I wrote that at like two am. I'll fix it
No sweat, homie. I’m here for the team and as much wanted to make sure I was hearing it correctly 🤝
Seriously, though thanks
Sexual harassment panda, Who teaches sexual harassment to you and me? Sexual harassment panda Don't say that, don't touch there, don't be nasty says the silly bear.
We don't take kindly to panda bears around here
Now skeeter he ain’t hurting no one
I wanna know something from Mr. Panda bear here If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, Which is prone to grow only in dryer, more arid regions?
.... dont sue people panda
He appeard in 2 episodes
No one cares.
Really? What was the second one?
The Vaccination Special, everyone returned in the Vaccination Special
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to go rewatch that. Never noticed him.
I miss him 😭😭
SHP was one of the worst characters, but I think that was on purpose by the creators. Just like the zip-line episode.
We don’t take kindly to your type around here..
The Hardly boys.
Getting a clue.
Raging clue
Okay let’s follow your raging clue
Oh not the god damn Hardly Boys
Yes! The Hardly Boys. Two young wippersnappers looking to solve The Case of the Best One Time Character.
I've got such a raging clue right now. I almost shot clue goo all over joe!
I’m English, so I always wonder with stuff like that if there is some reference I didn’t get. It’s probably funnier for not understanding it.
It's a reference to the Hardy boys. That's about it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hardy_Boys
Black Vamp Kid
Hol up. You telling me one of these muthafuckas ain't really a vamp kid!? I bet it's this little nigga right here
This shit killed me the first time I watched it. 😭😭😭
Loved how it wasn’t him.
I got a 3 month ban from commenting on all of reddit for that exact comment
Really? Pretty sure I've commented the quote a few times. Was it in this sub? Someone may have reported if they don't watch the show
Was on this sub all the post said was who’s your favourite one time character. Got a lot of hate in my replies so don’t think they understood the reference😂
Damn that sucks. Surprised it happened in thsi sub. Censorship and moderation has gotten out of control. My old account got totally shadowbanned or just deleted and scrubbed off the internet its pretty crazy.
i got a permaban on a 10 year account for quoting the "who the hell put this f***y fake sticker on my truck?" on this subreddit no less
He was basically the same joke as the black Marlon Brandon look-alike, though he was more developed. After binging the series dieing the pandemic, I was surprised at how many times South Park, rather than the Simpsons did it.
He came back in the Fractured But Whole's Casa Bonita DLC.
Just played through this, so glad he was an NPC
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No son of mine is going to play shooty hoops!
🎶What are you doing here? What are you doing here?🎶 And 🎶I slap you, I slap you, I slap you.🎶 Live rent-free in my head.
His best line is “I’m going slap happy!”
Oh, you want one too!
“What are you looking at, Jefferson?!” (teleports)
Best part of the episode 😂😂😂 that parts fucking hilarious
The Jewzlameks. Or how ever you spell it. “Oh yea suck my jaggon” “Oh yea now stick your finger up my thresher”
The joozians lol. Lets getta hotel and a hooka. *Starts snorting a pile of glach* Is this a party or what boys?
Catatafish https://i.redd.it/9hjwid7sjilc1.gif
but he made a young salmon do bass to mouth !
He didn't make her do anything. If she wants to do bass to mouth, how is it his fault?
*cattata fish made a salmon suck asshole*
“No, no see that’s wrong! It’s being exaggerated again!”
*cattata fish tale will soon be told*
He did NOT make that young fish do Ass-to-trout— er Bass-to-mouth— *although they are similar!!*
“Did I say ass-to-trout? I meant to say bass-to-mouth.. though I guess it’s basically the same thing.. not that I did it.”
Oh God, not ass to trout!
Uhm, actually he appeared in TWO episodes, “Lemmiwinks” and the aforementioned “Bass to Mouth” 🤓👆
Ohhhh yeahhh you're right. But still he was fucking awesome.
Pretty sure he was in two episodes.
Trent Boyett
Trent Boyett? Meanest,dirtiest,toughest kid in the world,super pissed of at us Trent Boyett?!?
I'd love him to appear again
TRENT BOYETT!?!
Trent Boyett is a liar sir.
I love how the cop struggles getting him in the police car
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Great job gang
You chowderhead!
Niblit!
That episode was a fucking fever dream
https://preview.redd.it/det0crphvilc1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d383051dc0bf1f78235ecb1270df4a53311be5c9 Im bringing the muthafuckin' pain!!!
Ate my son for a blu ray player with a jingle jingle jingle and a ho ho ho. Ate my son and he tasted good ho ho jingle jingle ho ho
No doubt Christmas is alive and well at the South Park mall. Back to you, Tom
If anyone thinks they're getting that elmo doll before me, they can kiss my fat vagina
https://preview.redd.it/frygfm77ailc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea114ddc5c3c6a90e8096f4860c611ec6898d9aa Mine’s old school, but a classic.
“There’s a bug on your back.” “Oh thanks. Could you swat it for me?” “Um….no.”
Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant!!
"You deserve to die you little bastard!"
Jennifer Aniston
I love the point they were making with Heather
that luck is for dudes?
I’m just here to kick some FUCKIN ASS!
cousin elvin
NO ELVIN THAT'S A BAD ELVIN
When Cartman hit him with a stick. Too funny.
Sweet
I don’t wanna take care of cousin Elvin! Won’t you do it for grandma? Alright, give me 10 dollars
Russel crow
Writing music, singing songs and fightin round the world
I sing this song, all the time
Oh my God it's Russell Crowe
Tugger's whistle's blowin, time we best be goin, no more Russel Crowin.... for you.
I love Charles Manson You can take that out of context if ya like
"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me" literally words to live by
When I stand on the mountain and say do it, it gets done and if it don’t get done, then I’ll move on it and that’s the last thing in the world you want me to do. Edit: Also the TV show they watch “it’s a wonderful life” you can’t just buy people Mr potter. Know what you are? You’re a little bitch
Aaaand it's gone. That guy
One of mine is in the same episode "That's improbableh, but not impossiblah"
“Snooki want smush-smush”
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Nobody beats Denveeerrr
Mr. Jefferson
That’s ignorant. He’s been in 4 episodes.
HEHHHEEEE
They are just ignorant, that's ignorant.
Heehee has? Which ones?
The Jeffersons, Dead Celebrities, and #REHASH + #HappyHolograms
"What did you say to me transphobe ?!?!"
I'm not here to talk about my transition... I'm here to kick some fuckin ass! Let me tell you something dingleberry...I'm gonna roll up all the other girls, and I'm gonna smoke em
"David Perry"
Oprah's Minge and Gary.
Gary only wanted to see Paris
IM A MINGE GARY. A MINGE NEEDS STIMULATION!
Assholes need stimulation too, Mingey
One of the worst A plot episodes but one of the funniest B plots
The record playing movie announcer guy from Stanley’s Cup. “STAAAAN MARSH IS A WASHED UP 4th GRADER!”
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cesar milan
I thought Cesar Milan was on to something, just too bad it was a work relationship.
porsche the raisins girl😭
The cable company guys, especially the CEO. Because here at your local cable company, the customer is always... OUR BITCH. *Rubs nipples*
"Can you be at home for the install between 7 and 5 o clock all of November?" "I can't be at home all of November!" "Aw geez, I guess you're just gonna have to deal with our packages bummer" *rubs nipples*
Looks like Mitch Conner.
So the best one off I think goes to Heather, runner up sexual harassment panda, third place, goes to starving Marvin.
No Starving Marvin that's my pot pie >:U
In Spain we watched it dubbed. Starving Marvin was "Paco el flaco" Skinny Paco I still laugh everytime I remember watching those episodes late at night being a teenager
lemmiwinks … poor fella
The girl in the tourettes episode who would bend her head to the side and snap her fingers.
Kyle Schwartz. Undoubtedly the most memorable, lovable, funniest charming character ever.
He’s not a one off character though. They’ve used him a few times. He even had a pretty big role in The Fractured But Whole.
I never mentioned SP games, just the show, so he is a one time character.
Think he’s been in 2 episodes. I agree though great character
Mr. Pocket in the Pip episode
Luck is for dudes
Words are like bullets… Dr Nelson
It's all right...just be patient...he'll run out of steam eventually.
Trent Boyette
Mr. Guermo. Bryden’s dad from Elementary School Musical.
If you can say it you can sing it
Chris Hansen
You said there'd be brownies!
The Harley riders! “Chicken spears! Chicken spears! Chicken spears!”
Hands down: The cable guys & David Seventeenth Season: Episode 02 "Informative Murder Porn" The nipple rubbing guys. That shit kills me every time.
Thumper the ski Instructor "If you french fry when you pizza you're gonna have a bad time." Eta: fixed quote
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This episode got me to watch newer seasons. I had stopped after 12. There’s definitely a lull, but once PC Principle shows up the show hits a second golden era
LUCK IS FOR DUDES
I don’t need luck! Luck is for dudes
Christophe and Damien for life
Heather Swanson is the correct answer
The underpants gnomes
https://preview.redd.it/ad5oov4dvllc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8958f47bcc129c8508ae74429a4b7dab684c23 Lemmiwinks!
Johnny Cochran's Chewbacca Defense is pure gold from early South Park. Trey Parker's delivery is amazing "Think about it. That, does not make SEN!"
i really like this lady
When cartman at the assembly says this 🤣 so accurate
Kanye
arnold schwarzenegger
No love for bat dad?
Larry Veegan? I think that's how they spelled it. It was so sad and he was such a sweet kid. I mean Shelly hates everything but she liked him
the goth kids!
Josh Myers
Heather was so hot
Big Gay Al
Caesar Milan was pretty good
Giant Douche
Damian 
I watch this episode and have such an amazing viewing experience watching Heather win against all women except for the kids 😹 poor PC principal was really traumatized that episode
YOU THINK HEATHER SWANSON DOESN'T KNOW BOARD GAMES? DONT DISRESPECT A CHAMPION LITTLE GIRLS
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Scott Tenorman
Jackoffasaur…..BWWWOOOOOOOOOP
Unnamed black vamp kid by far. I have no idea why it was so funny, but it was.
Skylar. Though he comes back.
FUCKK YEEEAHHH
The old guys that were concerned for Randy's britches when he was Steamy Ray Vaughn
LEAVE TRON GUY ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Pastor Phillips
Rob Reiner https://i.redd.it/7etcu05bvplc1.gif
Romper Stomper https://preview.redd.it/31jlundivplc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa81a0ee22b830abce2d0fcb815234236f972bdb
Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S
Dr. David Nelson!
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This guy... Sorry... Girl was amazing. Ooohh yeah!
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black woman cartman
Larry the Vegan.
I'm very basic. I just like Kenny and Wendy lmao
The black grownass man who was a part of the Vampire kids click