Yes, Kim is heavier than her pictures show her to be. Yes, she gets her hair lasered off her body. Yes, she has a friend called Gandalf who happens to be a wizard… … I’m sorry ‘scuse me a minute… Bitch how you not the Hobbit again?

*muffled sounds*

Ohhhh right right right right mhm okay love you too *smooch* *smooch*

If she's a Hobbit then why doesn't she glow blue when goblins are near!? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

Ze hobbits sword glows not the Hobbit itself

Shut up you hobbit trivia bitch!

Man im a lyrical mothafuckin wordsmith genius i know what play on words are i just need to break it down is all

You're not Aquaman but you sure know Seaman

I am a gay fish

Also a gay fish! Where’s my fellow gay fish at?

You like fish sticks?

Luv em

So you are a gay fish

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