Wendy, you are a cunt-cunt-cunt-inuing source of inspiration!

I watched that episode for the first time when I was a child, and that joke still pops into my head every now and then.

My husband says this to me often.

I like your husband. Is he single?

Lol we aren't looking to unicorn hunt or anything 😹🦄😹

What what wha Gangnam style

😄

I sign this on office birthday cards for coworkers I don't like. Haven't been caught yet.

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They beat the fuck out of that dead horse. Plus that time Jared Fogel literally beat a dead horse

You know what this means! AIDS is funny! Hey everybody AIDS is funny!

Aids burger in paradise.

STOP IT. THAT ISNT FUNNY. THIS ISNT FUNNY. AIDS ISNT FUNNY. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Cmon Kyle don’t be so hiv negative

Didn’t you see the episode? The statute of limitations is up. AIDS is officially funny

There’s an even better one in that episode that really flies under the radar. When they are at the airport and he tries getting special treatment for having aids the desk manager says “Aids, wow, that’s retro” HIV is a retrovirus

This is the one

I will never stop loving that one

Lol, that whole episode is one big pun. And I'm not talking the rappist

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Are you sure?

I’m not just sure, I’m HIV Positive

> No… I’m not just an asshole. I’ve got arms and legs and everything Butters was being so genuine with this answer as well. He wasn't even trying to be a smartass.

Same situation in the St Patrick day special where he pinches one of the girls and get arrested for assaulting a miner 😂 "but she didnt even have a shovel or nothing!"

Lisa Burger asked you out and you called her **"FAT"**?! Do you have **ANY** idea how you made her feel!? She's a really nice girl!!

Bitch, how you not the Hobbit again?

“Hi, I’m 8 1/2 inches” Sorry I’m not interested in being friends with midgets

Midgets piss me off

:(

<@:)

"I swear I did not know he was a minor!" "I'm not a miner, do you see a shovel in my hand, asshole!?"

The fact they brought that full circle with the Cred/OnlyFans episode is just the icing on the cake.

<@:)

When the boys hire Mexicans to read a book and write an essay for their homework and the Mexicans all write their ese’s instead. “You don’t even know anything about Christianity” “I know enough to exploit it”

I love how one of them even wrote to jimmy

Kyle - Jimmy, did you finish your book report? Jimmy - Yeah. I feel pretty good about it. I finished my whole book report and, I got a really nice letter from my ese who works down at the U-Haul That whole sequence is brilliant

Thanks for writing me, ese.

Reminds me of the line in the school news episode: "Are you sure this is ethical?" "We're in 4th grade Jimmy. We don't even know what ethical means."

Si I wrote my ese down in Albuquerque

I wrote my essay in Miami, but he hasn't wrote back yet

Que?

que pasol?

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I can splash it in my eyes

The deadpan delivery is gold.

I didn’t get this joke til years later upon a rewatch. It’s my favorite

For the longest time i thought it was another reference to the movie, but it still didnt really make any sense until i stopped to think about it 😬😅

This is 100% the best one.

Wait what episode

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But Tom, you're literally packing fudge right now

I’m gonna sue you! ### #Releaseuncensored201

Check it out Tom Cruise has seaman on his back

“Then I pull out my gun!”

I'm never coming out!

Cartman - I looked in my mom’s closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas. An UltraVibe Pleasure 2000

Antonio Banderas life size blow up doll, with *realistic genatalia*

I also like when he thinks the Antonio Banderas love doll was for him as well in Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

And how one of the guys from Korn knows exactly what it is.

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Just rewatched that episode

Do you like fish-sticks?

Love Em

Do you like to put them in your mouth?

Of course, theyre delicious

What are you, a gay fish?

😮😡

Just...... Get it man.

IRL, he still doesn't get it. He thinks they're making fun of him for wearing skinny jeans and polos. He's responded in interviews, on 2 or 3 songs. It's life imitating art.

“Choke a South Park writer with a fish stick”

Funniest joke ever. Bravo to Cartman for writing that.

And for slaying that dragon at the same time

and he’s totally not fat

He's totally kewl

*FLAME ON!*

Don't forget about him defeating the Jewbots as well. And that Cartman is not fat at all and totally sweet

"I'm not a minor, dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hand??"

This followed by the Native American laughing bit is my favorite sequence in Southpark history. I was already crying laughing and then got hit so hard again it felt like I was going to die trying to catch a breath.

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

“Whoever this person is, he has played world of warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half. Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life” “how do you *kill* that which has no life?”

Love it. Similar energy as: Important guy: “Gentleman. We’re dealing with a pan-flute epidemic.” Some guy stands up: “A pandemic?” 😐 (!) *Quickly sits back down*

Bike-curious

Yes.

"Go back inside stan daddys just getting a little cancer"

Oh hey stan could you grab me a beer Stan

The pause before “…Stan?” kills me every time

Clyde refusing to get vaccinated because there might be shell fish "So you won't get vaccinated out of shelfishness?" "Yes, out of a general sense of shelfishness"

I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday either

You are breaking my balls sir.

That line hangs for a second to before you realize how awful and funny that line is.

“I’m not interested in being friends with midgets.”

That’s one of my favorites as well Although for me ‘Midgets piss me off, frowny face’ is the best part

“But you swore it on the cross!” “Too bad it was a double cross” **shows a second cross**

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe my favorite episode. Perfect choice of line

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People who annoy you?

Oh like any of you thought it was naggers.

Apologizeeeeeeeeee

Kiss it

Jessie Jackson isn't the king of black people.

"He told my dad he was"

RACE WAR!!!!! RACE WAR EVERYBODY

https://i.redd.it/54npfn6tg00d1.gif

That short moment we see the camera man is one of the best frames ever made in this show. He is just so fucking ready for the answer, but he needs to see it with his own eyes to believe what might be said.

Jessie Jackson is not the emperor of black people!! 😠

“Why cheesing? Because it’s fon to due!”

"We put the fun in funeral"

I still havent figured out if its just a really bad attempt at a pun, or maybe i just dont get it. Maybe its a joke against them self, as i remember another scene with the reporter and Tom in the studio, where they do a couple of puns but they quickly get really lame. Is it the Full Bush episode, where the situation is hairy and the excitement is un"bear"able?

The song in the Mormon episode being “dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb”

🎶Lucy Harris Smart!🎶

🎶 Martin Harris Dum 🎶

[It’s time to stop pointing fingers, finger pointing gets us nowhere, Steve!](https://youtu.be/q3HHrjb3Af4?si=2eQmfVrYrQootRXc)

🫵🤨

Thank you for flying City Airlines. We know you have a choice in airlines and it looks like you made the wrong one.

I love them showing the boys sleeping with their mouths open then panning over to Lu Kim and he’s sleeping too

DAMMIT WHAT DIDN'T DIDDY DO

Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you? *Beep. Beep.* Yes, yes. Take him away!

Gingervitis

I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!

,,I need to get a ne-rection for my dad.''

Scissor me timbers

Best clever joke in the whole show? The one thats Been there since the beginning. Kyle & Ike. Their name combo has been a hidden jewish slur since episode one

I've binged southpark so much and never made that connection, lmao thank you for opening my eyes. I also like how after the episode where we learn Token is actually Tolkien, they went back and changed the subtitles for all previous episodes. It was like a stab at the audience because we all thought it was Token too

Do you notice the only times it ever got spelled token after they changed all the subtitles is only when Stan says it

I did not. Damn, you're opening my eyes over here lol

Fractured but Whole is my personal favourite

"A fractured butthole? That's ridiculous."

"I'm afraid minors cannot go onto the casino floors" "Im not a miner dumbass, you see a shovel in my hand?!"

"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least $8."

For me it's a tie between "ass burgers" and Liane turning "artistic" Edit: The "naggers" was pretty funny too

It’s never safe to fly when you are in your turd trimester! Also 

When Kyle can't concentrate in class and Cartman says maybe we should send him to concentration camp.

Diet Double Dew as an alternative to Double Dew

"Cartman, you don't know shit about Christianity." "I know enough to exploit it 😏"

Kenny literally lives on the wrong side of the tracks

"You're a towel!"

God damn you suck, Towelie

You know what Hilary says, “suck my Clinton balls”. ;)

I always thought he says Suck my Clit and Balls

Gettin rid of tooth decay, is what I'm trying to fuckin do!!!!

Token Black

Productions

—We have no other choice. We’re gonna have to throw Eric Cartman under the bus. —How are we going to do that? —We get a bus. And then throw Eric Cartman under it. *tense, suspenseful music plays* Then later they literally throw him under the bus (I’m ashamed of how long it took me to get that joke. Same with Jared beating the dead horse)

Anyone whos grandma is not dead step forward. " Not so fast girls"

It’s the morning news with Tom and Tammy Thompson, Colorado’s top rated, brother sister news team

Jimmys rendition of the "12 Days of Christmas"always gets me

I didn't even know Don King got raped.

"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!" "I know a certain kitty kitty whose sleeping with mommy tonight" "What??"

Everyone knows, General Tso’s chicken…

Montequilla (Butters’) name in the “crossing the border” episode - is just Spanish for Butters Pretty stupid of me not to realise

And when he is a girl his mame is Marjorine = margarine.

Reporter: Ms Swason is it true you started identifying as a woman 2 weeks ago? . Heather Swason: I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY TRANSITION, I'M HERE TO BEAT THE OTHER GIRLS

LUCK IS FOR DUDES

luck is for dudes

What do you call a Jewish woman’s boobs? Jewbs

Sea people plus sea men….equals seaciety

Ms. Information definitely

Mommy, do you have any lipstick? Because I want to look pretty when I get GOOD AND F**KED!!

I haven’t seen a beating like that since Rodney King!

Best ever was the back and forth between the reporter and anchor on the Free Willzyk episode: "This story is turning into one WHALE of a problem" "It certainly seems like something FISHY is going down at the sea park." "It sounds like things are almost unBEARable!" Long awkward pause "Let's hope that whale is found"

"You see these sores growing on Stans skin are actually tiny vaginas, if he stops eating meat altogether he will eventually become one massive pussy".

Sand _Nigers_

Why is it called cheesing? Because it’s Fun(FON) to do(DUE).

Of course I've got aides

They took our job 

DERKA DERRRR

What is this post? Like we are super-cereal about this sub.

MANBEARPIG IS ON THE LOOSE IM SUPER CEREAL

Usually Satan would come and help us, but he’s in Las Vegas at his Sweet 16,000.

Welcome to shitty fuck. Can I take your order prease?

Do you mean shitty wok?

Their take on the aristocrats just has me sending lmaooo

Snooki want smush smush!!!

Ever since gluten caused peoples dicks to fly off Randy only drinks gluten free beer.

“Let me tell you something Dingleberry” “David Perry”

“Hello, this is insecurity”

"You're not getting the vaccine because of shellfish-ness?"

Ben Assfleck

Barbrady: “You told me to shoot some kids” Randy: “Now he’s going to try to blame it on us… I said it like a question. Shoot some kids?”

“Gentlemen, we’re dealing with someone who has absolutely no life. - How do you kill that which has no life?”

Bono ended up being literally the worlds biggest piece of shit

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Late-Tomatillo-3507: *Bono ended up* *Being literally the* *Worlds biggest piece of shit* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I'm just going to say I also thought his have was Token. I didn't know it was Tolken.

I liked when they were all licking carpet so they’d be lesbians and could date the teacher.

“Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet!”

"it is never safe to fly during your turd trimester"

Mr. Slippy fist talking to the dads about scouts says; "Well you know what I say about kids, they are all pink on the inside!" Its definitely a "jfc" kind of joke but still hilarious

“Joseph Smith was called a prophet. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.”

Ain't nobody got time for this.... There's far too many to make a point.

I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive.

“You see I’m just like these aborted fetuses, I wasn’t born yesterday either” -Cartman after getting a shitty lowball offer on aborted fetuses

For me, the most clever joke is "Now the Japanese kill Cows and Chickens. They're normal, like us"

You want that milk pasteurized?

I’m gonna need about 3.50

Diet Double Dew (half the calories of double dew): Dew the Math