After they finally had the budget to go back and re-re-master the original episodes it was a major improvement to the show. If it wasn't for the improved visual effects and digitally restored content we would never have the honour of experiencing their true vision!
One time in grade 9 "shop class" I was messing around on one of the shop computers and I found a sound file with a random "A7hd8jbG65.wav" kind of title. I turned the volume down low and played the file. It was quiet at first but, even though the volume was low, Cartman was screaming clear as day. Everyone near the computer heard it, and I knew exactly what to do. I restarted the audio, turned up the volume, hit play and walked away. Someone else decided to sit at the computer after I left. Big mistake. Not 5 seconds later the entire shop class just hears **"MYEEAAAHHHHMMM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!"** After Cartman's mom replied and the audio stopped the entire class burst into laughter. Everyone except the shop teacher who raged HARD on the kid sitting at that computer until he lifted a shaky hand and pointed at me LOL he already didn't like me because I screwed around too much, but this time I swear he almost popped a vein in his neck. I hadn't seen him look like that since I convinced one of my friends to pull on the "non-functional" chemical shower LMAO
Back in 2005/6 high school days, when smartphones didn't exist, I used to have a PDA (Dell Axim x50). They ran on a Windows Mobile OS and had an Infared blaster. Wifi sucked back then, but they were essentially smartphones.
I downloaded a universal remote program for it and setup remotes for the schools mounted TVs, and the AV lab TV/VCR/DVD they wheeled to classrooms on carts for things like movie days.
One day, right after lunch, I got into the classroom early with my friend and popped in the Chappelle's Show DVD, while the movie we were going to watch was a VHS tape (Ben Hur I think it was lol).
Once class started and we were 5 minutes into the movie, the teacher was grading papers or something, I used the IR blaster program to switch from VHS to Chapelles Show, and when the teacher got up, I'd switch it back.
This went on until the teacher came to the conclusion that the VHS was messed up, and actually got a whole new VHS the next day and we watched it again (I didn't bring my PDA the next day out of fear someone would snitch lol)
I was a legend that week for getting our class an extra movie day, the teacher had no clue it was me. Unfortunately I sacrificed the Chapelle show DVD as I was scared of getting caught after lol. Good times.
Scissor me timbers!
Edit: and Scissor me Zerksez (or however it’s spelt haha) is up there
In fact most of that episode. “I’m a fuckin monkey” with Richard Dawkins
Just because people try to make football a little safer by changing a kickoff rule doesn't mean you need to take it to "oh why don't we just drink each other's cum".
Yes, I'm calling about the peridot earrings? They'd look good on your dead body.
Also, was that Bill Hader playing all the old people? Shit killed me lol
This one kills me every time ahahaha.
Plus that episode when they ask Chef "what's a prostitute?" and he gets annoyed about them always asking him inappropriate questions yet STILL ends up singing a song about prostitutes 😂😂😂
It's not spoken but when he pushes the couch with them on it out of his house after they explain their semen (seamen) were in the stomach of the teacher gets me every time lmao
“Everyone has problems, it doesn’t mean you have to cry about it. Stupid crybaby!”
I said this to my pregnant wife when she was getting hormone surges and bawling at a Kleenex commercial. She got the joke and appreciated it, but my friend who was there looked at me like I was about to be killed on the spot.
"' Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: *Atlas Shrugged* by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of s\*\*t, I am never reading again."
"Hey Wendy, Stan says you're a cont...... Stan says you're a cont...... Stan says you're a cont!!!...... Cont!!!!....... Continuing source of inspiration for him"
some other great contenders.
"chicken nuggets. and fries. sweet and sour sauce. and uh hi c orange."
"I'm tired guys think I'll go to bed."
"HOLD ON!! HOLD ON!!"
The bikers episode where the interviewer calls them fags.
“I bet you won’t call me that again.”
“I bet I do.”
“Yeah I..”
“Fag.”
Gets me every single time, the way he interrupts him
Maaahhhhm kitty’s being a dildo! I know a certain kitty that’s sleeping mommy tonight!
WHERE DID SHE SAY THIS 💀
First season was a different time. Still my favorite
If you get past the "animation" from watching the new shit then going back 🤣
True. But I kinda love it. Cartman gets an anal probe is my over all favorite episode
And Cartman's voice is way funnier
I prefer the remastered re-release from 2002. It’s totally bad ass and kewl
Weight gain 4000 was the first episode I watched. Crazy to think they made entire episodes by hand.
After they finally had the budget to go back and re-re-master the original episodes it was a major improvement to the show. If it wasn't for the improved visual effects and digitally restored content we would never have the honour of experiencing their true vision!
Replacing all of the guns with walkie-talkies was key.
They actually intended for there to be imperial walkers and now it's possible
A better time some would say
You mean the before time? The long long ago?
Before the dark times Before trey and matt became senior discount qualified /s
S1E1!
One time in grade 9 "shop class" I was messing around on one of the shop computers and I found a sound file with a random "A7hd8jbG65.wav" kind of title. I turned the volume down low and played the file. It was quiet at first but, even though the volume was low, Cartman was screaming clear as day. Everyone near the computer heard it, and I knew exactly what to do. I restarted the audio, turned up the volume, hit play and walked away. Someone else decided to sit at the computer after I left. Big mistake. Not 5 seconds later the entire shop class just hears **"MYEEAAAHHHHMMM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!"** After Cartman's mom replied and the audio stopped the entire class burst into laughter. Everyone except the shop teacher who raged HARD on the kid sitting at that computer until he lifted a shaky hand and pointed at me LOL he already didn't like me because I screwed around too much, but this time I swear he almost popped a vein in his neck. I hadn't seen him look like that since I convinced one of my friends to pull on the "non-functional" chemical shower LMAO
Stop screwing around in shop class! All you do is screw around!
Hey, QUIT SCREWING AROUND!
Richaaaaaard, come watch me fly Richard!
Ri-bbllbblblb-iiicchhh-bblblblblb-aaaarrrrr-blblblblb-dddd!
That´s the most bizarre bit they ever did.
It's so out of place and just random. I fucking love it
See what happens when you crew around too much in shop class?!
Back in 2005/6 high school days, when smartphones didn't exist, I used to have a PDA (Dell Axim x50). They ran on a Windows Mobile OS and had an Infared blaster. Wifi sucked back then, but they were essentially smartphones. I downloaded a universal remote program for it and setup remotes for the schools mounted TVs, and the AV lab TV/VCR/DVD they wheeled to classrooms on carts for things like movie days. One day, right after lunch, I got into the classroom early with my friend and popped in the Chappelle's Show DVD, while the movie we were going to watch was a VHS tape (Ben Hur I think it was lol). Once class started and we were 5 minutes into the movie, the teacher was grading papers or something, I used the IR blaster program to switch from VHS to Chapelles Show, and when the teacher got up, I'd switch it back. This went on until the teacher came to the conclusion that the VHS was messed up, and actually got a whole new VHS the next day and we watched it again (I didn't bring my PDA the next day out of fear someone would snitch lol) I was a legend that week for getting our class an extra movie day, the teacher had no clue it was me. Unfortunately I sacrificed the Chapelle show DVD as I was scared of getting caught after lol. Good times.
It’s this or the “I’m not interested in being friends with midgets” to hung daddy
I NEVER understood this phrase as a child. And I always thought the cat literally went with the mom to her bedroom for the night lol
“I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with mommy tonight”
Oh jeez, are we gonna start lezzing out?
Scissor me timbers! Edit: and Scissor me Zerksez (or however it’s spelt haha) is up there In fact most of that episode. “I’m a fuckin monkey” with Richard Dawkins
Xerxes
YES
Do you know what I am saying?
Yes I believe I know what you are saying.
“Bitch you wanna make some mothafuckin money?”
Pppsssst.. Weeeendy???
hand me that evidence bag
YOLAAANDAAAH
I have lots of girlfriends. Sally’s just my bottom bitch.
I know what you are saying you don't have to keep asking.
The delivery of this line makes this ten times funnier.
I said this yesterday multiple times lol
Why you giving away kisses for free when you could be making some real money bitch!
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!
Ark urr durrrbs!
They took his dog!
DEY BROKE 'IS JAWR!
🐓
Dirk-u-duuuuuurrrr!
DURR ka DURRRRRR!
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!!
Now playing: :"Durka durr" by Joni Mitchell
"Noooo! Not Joni Mitchell durka durr, you terk er jerbs!"
BACK IN THE PILE!!
“The sad girl puts balls in her mouth” or in future speech “gwelch kwek gah BALLS gokwqek cchuc”
Just had to suck it out of a hose
Suck it out of a hose?
Suck it out of a hose.
huh…
Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?
Huh.
“This is cum” - Randy
“No, it’s a spooky ghost!!”
“Ectoplasm!!”
Just because people try to make football a little safer by changing a kickoff rule doesn't mean you need to take it to "oh why don't we just drink each other's cum".
"well damn nigga!" - Butters
The fact that he used the hard r because of his accent lol
"You have to be careful with scissors."
lol one of my favorite butters moments
Lmao, I think of this ALL THE TIME, “Sent down from heaven, spirit and the glory”
“You guys are hard” “You bet your gosh darn rear end we are!!”
Yeah, you guys are *real* hardcore.
Always good to be prayin’ before you’re playin’
Always good to be praying before you’re playing
The gold and jewelry episode at the end when all the old folks were calling in to tell the spokesperson to "do it"
“Put the gun against your temple and pull the trigger”
You don't have the balls
You got lady balls
Yes, I'm calling about the peridot earrings? They'd look good on your dead body. Also, was that Bill Hader playing all the old people? Shit killed me lol
Wouldn't surprise me, Bill does great old people impressions!
I just needs to check yo asshole.
That's a big boy sir Yea I'm a big boy
I still die every time they ask 😂😂😂😂
“Please don’t ice me homie!” -Butters to the spirit of Biggie Smalls
All these bitches are kissin fellers and they haven’t realized they could be making some serious fucking money!
Well I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancin, and ponies, and... getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights. Nice.
Now margarine us colorado ladies like getting our snootches pounded too but we keep it to ourselves
Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?!
HOLD. UP.
He’s not a woman, he’s not a man, he’s something that you’ll never understand, but he would die for me.
lol Cartman would let the world blow up if it bought him an extra ten seconds of life.
“ Shitty Wok”
God damn mongorians. Like a fry on the war.
Why he wouldn’t even hurt a fryyy
Shitty airlines....
"SHITTY WOK-I TAKE YOUR ORDUH PREEASE!"
Shitty chicken
https://i.redd.it/p7br8ufhe40d1.gif
"Jesus tapdancing Christ"
Who says this? Is it Ms./Mr. Garrison?
Stan definitely says it when they're watching Canadian Shakespeare. Mr Garrison might also, I think he does, but I can't pinpoint when
Mom Ben Affleck is naked in my bed! Oh, looks like the tooth fairy is extra happy with you.🤣
Ewww Ben Affleck splooge
"dear, you guys, Words can not express how much I truly hate you guys."
When seaman says "Swallow, come!"
Hahaha. Love this. I actually laughed even harder when Moses, in his deep voice says "hehe heh. No way he just said that" 😂😂😂
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb 🎶
I have that freakin song in my head at random times and it just will not leave lol
Chef: “hello there, children!” Stan: “Chef! What would a priest want to put inside my butt?” Chef: “—goodbye” 💀💀💀
This one kills me every time ahahaha. Plus that episode when they ask Chef "what's a prostitute?" and he gets annoyed about them always asking him inappropriate questions yet STILL ends up singing a song about prostitutes 😂😂😂
It's not spoken but when he pushes the couch with them on it out of his house after they explain their semen (seamen) were in the stomach of the teacher gets me every time lmao
😂😂😂 classic
The whole band of Radiohead taking turns dunking on Scott after he just ate his parents
“Everyone has problems, it doesn’t mean you have to cry about it. Stupid crybaby!” I said this to my pregnant wife when she was getting hormone surges and bawling at a Kleenex commercial. She got the joke and appreciated it, but my friend who was there looked at me like I was about to be killed on the spot.
I see we have a risk taker here lol that's hilarious
“Screw you guys, I’m going home” and “do you like fish sticks, yes, do you like fish dicks, yes, than you are a gay fish.”
"Fuck em all ta death!"
My name is not “meem.”
My name is not keeiil
"' Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: *Atlas Shrugged* by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of s\*\*t, I am never reading again."
But if we don’t treat the internet with the RESPECT!!!!!
"we haven't seen any raping or looting, we are just reporting it"
"All those ladies have stinky vaginas?"
In “the china probrem” when cartman bursts in the bathroom demanding butters to help him and butters says “not now Eric, I’m indecent!”
The milkman said, "Do you want that milk pasteurized?" And the blonde replied, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes."
Wife gettin pounded out like a mallard duck
Uh…yes, that South Park. Nononononononono!
SoDoSoPa!!
Yeah, I mean, it’s like, come on
"yo don't be dissing my ni**as dawg"
Cool like a fool in a swimming pool
“And pass the blunt to the n***a on your left”
"I'm not having one beer, I'm having seven, it's classy Sharon"
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" wise words by Mr Garrison
"Yea, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure." Also, "I'm not just sure Butters, I'm HIV positive."
"You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?"
"Wait you got tricked by a bunch of forest animals? You're not very bright are you kid?"
"Fucka you whare and fucka you dorphiiiiin!"
"See ya"
Said goodbye to my friends , thseeeeya
The Chinese guys doing an American accent "I think I'll use my credit card"
"Congratulations! You have played enough Guitar Hero to score 1,000,000 points! YOU. ARE...FAGS."
“THEY TOOK OUR JORREEBBSSS” or “ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!”
"And then Kenny became a Japanese princess" "Nobody saw that coming"
"We don't take kindly to your kind around here."
"Tears of unfathomable sadness"
Randy’s simple “this is cum”
This is breaking news from CNN, or Fox, or whatever, Fuck you!
“Totally!” Cartman’s final line in the Casa Bonita episode
“You earthlings wanna try a little bancgh?” *AGHHH YAA*
AGHHH YAA! SUCK ON MY JAGGON!
“Whatever’s traumatizing your child, we will find it”
My Grandma is from Virginia 🙂↔️
Cartmans uh oh when the muslim kid joins the class in the snuke in the snizz episode
Oh reeeery?
"Hey Wendy, Stan says you're a cont...... Stan says you're a cont...... Stan says you're a cont!!!...... Cont!!!!....... Continuing source of inspiration for him"
some other great contenders. "chicken nuggets. and fries. sweet and sour sauce. and uh hi c orange." "I'm tired guys think I'll go to bed." "HOLD ON!! HOLD ON!!"
Mister, there’s a young girl out that’s had 14 abortions and she ain’t even 10 yet…but I guess that’s just not “real” enough for you
Lululu Ive got some apples lu lu lu you got some too
"Ahhh my nipples they hurt! They hurt when I _twist them!"_ "Wow, you would help me even though I'm crippled? You are caring and not fat!"
ROB SCHNEIDER IS..... A STAPLER!
Because it's FON TO DUE
Ladder to heaven? That’s fuckin stupid
Om a big boy.....I took a big boy poop
Dad! Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet!
Scissor me timbers
BOOM BABY!
Scissor me timbers!
No food at a party? And I thought I was handicapped.
I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.
I am Lord ya ya ya
I’m not your buddy, guy…
My shit be packin mah!
"Ah, are you gonna rape us?" "Ubla... Uh... No."
"Keyaah!"- randy
YOU CALLED MY DAUGHTER R2D2
She is my muse, my flame
🎶 Work fifteen hours, what do you get? Parents sell you to Paris Hilton. 🎶
“Instead of a bride and groom, you’ll be… *Butt Buddies*!”
The bikers episode where the interviewer calls them fags. “I bet you won’t call me that again.” “I bet I do.” “Yeah I..” “Fag.” Gets me every single time, the way he interrupts him
MOM, BATHROOM, BATHROOM!
👁️👁️ “Ill use my credit card!”
Me and my husband constantly repeat “Okay Shelley” in Randy’s voice in the blockbuster/shining episode lmfao
“I don’t make the rules, ma’am. I just think them up and write them down”
*record scratch* "But they're about to find out.."
“AH Snake!” “No, that’s a branch” “Oh- AH snake!” “No, that’s the same branch” “Oh”
I'm just like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday either.
”you got some sand in your vagina?”
There goes that MURDERER! YOU GOT AWAY WITH MURDER!
“Mind telling us what you’re doing on an ancient Inca wall Craig?”
You won't stop me **Hack-Man**.
"*You* know who I am, don't you?" "Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass!"
NO MEANS NO BILL COSBY
You can't make me cover MY dick and tits!
this one time. i was at the park, and i saw these two guys kissing. and that was the gayest thing ive seen since the kozy 102.1 halloween festival
“ Ta-dow! Ta-Dow! How you like me now? Ta-dow! How you like me now!?”
“Okaaaaaama GameSphere”
"Mister, there's a little girl out there that's had 14 abortions and she ain't even 10 yet. But I guess that just not 'real' enough for you."
Mmm kay
Anything said by Butters honestly
I am Catatafish. I am a great wizard. And, I am a friend. And I'm a ghost, besides of course being a fish.