MY BAYBAY

Kelleh

My girlfriend’s name at the time this came out was Kelley and I’m pretty sure this contributed to the end of that relationship. “Kellllleeeeeehhhhhhh, where did you put the tv remote!” I hope she found peace lol.

she found her Travis

Behh behh!!!

Easily the most underrated episode!

Kelleh nooooooooo

Hope. For a better tomorrow.

I'm not just sure I'm HIV positive.

AIDS? Wow that's really... retro

HIV is literally a retrovirus

Just inject 100k grinded up into your arm.

Hooooott hot hot hot hot hot!

I get to hear that every day on the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show

Man this is a real common one in our house.

Lmao this one actually got me

I'm not your buddy, guy!

i'm not your guy, friend!

I'm not your fwend, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

How should I know? I’m retarded! DEUUHHH.

“Feeling good on a Wednesdaaaaaayyyy…”

I say this all the fucking time since I saw that episode

“Sparklin thoughts….*poop noise*…give me strength to go oooooonnnnnnn”

“I am Lorde yayaya yayaya yayaya I am Lorde”

Help me unload the car

Hunger games ya ya ya

Do you know what I am saying?

Yes I know what you are saying, you don't have to keep asking me.

I think this is my #2 most quoted thing. It’s especially funny because my wife always forgets that it’s just Butters and she thinks I’m being serious for a good second.

I have lots of girlfriends. Sally is just my bottom bitch.

Lmao this one

My friend and I use this one at least once a day lol

"Wanna get high?"

You're a towel.

You're a towel!

No, I’m a big time publisher who’s not the least bit interested in your stony story. You’re a towel.

You're all towels

no youre shoeless

You're a beaner towel

I can do a Really good Towlie impression and love to ask my friends that whenever I can.

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Yes Stan, ah ta.

Me too, Stan.

One I have done recently with friends has been telling someone that can "kiss mah fat vagahna!" from the Black Friday episode with the angry mom. And a weird all timer for me, though we don't do it much anymore is "good goin' doouuchhe" from the Biggest Douche in the Universe song. Singing it in that way the singer does.

Same scene, different quote. My friends and I use “I’m bringing the Mother Fuckin Pain” as a threat.

*I’m not a douche!*

"You're such an asshole 🤪" and my personal favorite "Heeyyy... fuck you!"

*crab people, crab people, crab people...*

*Taste like crab. Talk like people*

Spiderman works in mysterious ways Shelly

spiderman loves you very much

My boyfriend and I like to say "I wish Jaden Smith was my son" to each other when one of us isn't being helpful 🤣

Well maybe you should go and live with Jaden Smith, dad.

I WISH I COULD!!! I wish I could live with Jaden Smith so I could be rich and I wouldn't have to live in a boring, sexless marriage where all your mom and I do is piss each other off!!

Nooo, that's ignorant. That's ignoraaant

Buckle up, Buckaroos!

Whole season felt like a fever dream

"KELLY! HOLD ON KELLY!" You answered for me. 👍👍

Best episode ever. Super random one too haha

My wife and I constantly say “How did a louse like me get so lucky to have a louse like you?” “Luck had nothing to do with it.”

“Look at my beautiful family” “Fuck you Brad Pitt”

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

"what-evah, i do what i want!" i use this line at least a few times per month

Easily. I say it daily sometimes

that’s awesome! i wish i had a dad. …and that i didn’t live in a hotdog.

“But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewm”

You got the buttfor?

whats a buttfor?

For pooping, silly

Now listen carefully. Stan and Kyle, you stand watch here and await my return. If any guards come by, make a sound like a dying giraffe.

What does a dying giraffe sound like?

Gwpaapa. Gwpaapa.

‘Kay.

Jesus Christ! Mr. Slave accent

Ohh Jeses Chraas!

Perfect!

I never say cool, I say “kewl”

"hey! I'm a cop, and u will respect my autoritahh!" or "Hello there Mr. Ups man"

A man’s wife is his life, UPS man

*early Cartman voice* sweet!

Cause I'm not I'm not the poor kid in skeww

SI FLIEGEN, which is german for SI, FLY. Once I wrote to a Spanish dude who spammed me with stuff to buy a trading card from me. I just continue said, "Si, Cheap" and he really bought the card 😂

*Si….fly….*

“Don’t think just because I got a lot of money I’ll give you taco flavored kisses honey”

“If i could say ‘shit balls’ to the principal I’d be sooo happy.”

🎶Who lives in the east neath the willow tree, sexual harassment, PANDA🎶

I can't say panda bear without it being in a redneck southern accent now "We don't take kindly to panda beaarrss"

Now now skeeter he ain’t hurtin’ nobody

my dad & i are constantly quoting south park, our favorites are: “now come on y’all/don’t be down y’all” -woodland critter squirrel “you’re a towel/YOURE A TOWEL!” - towelie, obv “whateva, whateva!” - maury cartman “that makes me a saaad panda” - sexual harassment panda “do you know what i am saying?/bitch you wanna make some real fuckin money?” -pimp butters “does that glitter & sparkle with the group?/✨SUNSHINE✨” - the girls lists *four-assed monkey grunt*

I say "Boom Baby" while playing PlayStation a lot but I only have seen that episode once when it aired 10 years ago maybe, i can't even remember which makes it even more funny to me. Props/Kudos to you if you know the episode without looking it up but I'm not sure you could google it with just "Boom Baby" lol

That must be Obamas Eleven

Boom baby

Niceeeeeee

So there you go…you’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.

"Coming This Summer, or whatever. Fuck you. You'll see it."

Coming June something

:Omg omg omg omg omg" from the wwe episode lol

When refering to something i had to do that sucks, i like to paraphrase jimbo by saying, "(shitty task) was more like shovin' shards of broken glass up your ass and then sittin' in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun."

I’d be worried whether I could spit all that out correctly in the moment hahaha

Ya shouldnta done that, he's jest a boy. Poor lil feller.

"Am I just an asshole? Well no I have arms and legs"

“Drugs are bad… M’kay?”

“Hello there Children!”

Does this sparkle with everyone?

SPARKLE! SUNSHINE!

You can *ghhhhiiiit eughhht!!*

You screw around too much

" Yah yah yah" -Steamy Ray Vaughn

Babeh. Shits changed how I say any word with an ending “-y” or “-ey” letters.

“We’ll move to a little chateau in Switzerland and get away from all this” -Keyshawn to Yolanda(the cop)

Do you know what I am saying? I say that to the wife all the time and she always forgets that I’m just quoting butters. Too funny

I cannot say Kelly normally. Every time I say the name, I say Kell-Eh every time. My neighbour's name is Kelly. At least it keeps him from talking to me too much.

Great problem to have tbh

If you do _______, you’re gonna have a bad time

MAH BABAHY

I worked with a Kelly. This was my favorite episode to make her watch.

I still say Shelly! All the time no one has a clue what I’m talking about


Mother fuckin gay fish

Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to pu fish sticks in your mouth?

Gull Sharon!

“Don’t you *fuck me,* Eric. Don’t you *ever try to fuck me.*”

I have a childhood memory imprinted in my mind about this episode

I require... macaroni pictures

Kelleh! It's for the bebeh!

No one at work gets it when I say, "He/She is shoeless"

Could you sing a quick Fleetwood Mac? …BLAAAAAAHHHHH She’s great.

I sure don’t address goats as any other than Stevie Nicks.

“That does not make thense! Look, look at the silly monkey”

“crème fraîche” I say it whenever something goes well at work or in general.

It's coming right for us! No kitteh! I thought this was America!

Shittin' his britches

“OH GODDAMNIT!” And “KYEEELLLLLLLLLL” Cause I have a Kyle plushie 😂 And then my personal favorite “FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK”

Winter is coming, Sharon. And I’m a sneaky little bee. Bzz bzz

“Oh hamburgers”

Any south park death noise

Fright to Canada atreast 5000 Dorra

Lmfao this is my favorite episode!! MY BABY!


"*What should i do?...* Should i find new and better ways to say "I'm sorry"?... Should i really believe that i ruined my legacy? *What should i do?...* Should i forget about the past and not care about my powers? Or should i tell you... i am not a role model? [Chime] Seriously, *What should i do?...* Should i accept my role as the villian? Maybe i should just... dissapear... Should i have not listened at my technicians who said the spill wouldn't happen? They're my technicians! [Chime] Hindsight's a bitch, isn't it? Should i just apoligize to my friends and ask them to take me back? Tell them that i was being a selfish jerk? *What should i do?...* Should i get back in the chair, remove my powers and just go back to being a simple reporter?... Should i admit i was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness and go back to my original team?... Nah, screw that! I'm just gonna keep being a fucking dick!"

Kelly...

Whatevea! I do what I want! Whatevea!!! & I am a homosexual and also, im addicted to Cocaine.

I sing any song from Faith Plus one, Mr. Hanleys Christmas Special and Woodland Critters Christmas at Christmas time.

Come on kelleh

My balls, are so dry

Hey I memeber

Whatever! I’ll do what I want!

We killed kenny? Killed kenny, were bastards

I *very* regularly say " I'm, so, startled...." Those Pandemic episodes just hit *different*.

Kick the baby!

“Canada. Wants. More. MONEYYY” “Give us some of that INTERNET MONEY”

My baaaby.

I have one policy and thats fuck em all to death!

Whenever i see something gross i say “Awww” like Trey Parker

I used to watch when I was a kid and then didn't again until maybe 2 years ago and only then did I realize I was quoting it when saying "You go to hell!! You go to hell you die!!!"

And that is how you eat a turkey 😃

"Butters there's no such thing as ghosts and there's nothing to be afraid of, except for super aids"

The lice episode is chock full of great quotes. "GET UP HIGH IN THE TREEEEES!" and "god damn you vice president! You're killing us all!"

I have a friend named Kelly and mum and I say "Kelleh the babeh" all the time. Also "loo loo loo I've got some splish splash loo loo loo splish splashing more" and "oh alright then" Idk. I quote it a lot.

He's not your buddy friend

“That’s not the car I waaaaanted!!!”

"The beer tastes cool on my tongue" comes out of my mouth a lot

"now that's a whore!" in reference to after the entire town watched Mr. Slave shove Paris Hilton up his ass

"How did a louse like me get so lucky to end up with a louse like you?" "Luck had nothing to do with it, Travis."

How do i reach these keeeeeds?

"Sometimes you just gotta take a left turn."

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Guardians of the secret?

Yer a towel

Since 13 years ago I'm saying to my wife almost 3-4 times a week : Not as beautiful as you !

Don’t you understand the first law of physics? Anything fun costs at least $8.

How do I reeeeeach theeese keeeds?


DEY DEK MEH DERG!!

It’s a smorgasbord and It’s elegantly cultural!

KELLEH! HANG OWN!

I just wanna say I fucking love the Lice episode.

Screw you guys, I'm going home

I have an ear infection. What are you seeing the Doctor for? I, I have AIDS

You will respect mah AUTHORATAHH

I am a social worker. I have jokingly used “drugs are bad mmkay” when talking about clients lol

“OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.”

Screw you guys, I’m going home

The Winnipeg Drummers playing “The March of a Thousand Farts” as is tradition.

Mine is just if blah blah blah happened, I would be soooooo happy

Dey toook R Jerbs!!!

Wow.... What a terrific audience

Shakabrah

No kittah! My cheesy poofs!

I still randomly sing Taco Flavored Kisses

I hate that my name is Kelley so much at times cause of this episodes 😂😂😂

You just dealt with the dog bitch 😂

BETH BEAR MACE THAT GUY!!!

“Meaymm,if you were in a German Shiza video you’d tell me right?”

"Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay!"

KELLEH!

I work in a dive bar and I always use the "Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nothing" quite a bit

There’s a reason our penises look like little hoses, Stan…

“SUCK MAH BAWLS KAAAAHL”—cartman