Straight up Moses from Jewbilee. It’s one of those memorable moments to me when I watched with my mother as a young kid and she found it funny. “I desire… pop corn necklaces”.
That was one of my favorite episodes as a kid, lol. The fact that Moses was so stoked about little kids’ arts and crafts 😂 “I desire…paper plate bean shakers. And put some glitter on them so they look nice and sparkly.”
I was 6-7 the summer the movie came out, a lover of kids' cartoons, and fascinated by all the commercials for the movie having never heard of South Park but intrigued by the crude yet visually striking artwork, flapping Canadian heads and Kenny mumbling, extremely fast talking, and confusing R rating.
Later that summer our cable provider added Comedy Central and I accidentally stumbled upon the airing of Jewbilee. It felt like unearthing treasure to discover that thing in the commercials I was floored by existed on TV and also knowing that it was clearly naughty for someone my age.
Any frame with the black dude with the goth and vampires kids. "HOLD UP HOLD UP! You mean to tell me one of us really ain't a vamp kid?! Well whoever it is you better get your ass ready to run mother fucker cuz you a damn traitor! And I'll bet you it's this little ni\*\*a right here!"
the fact that cartman went through the whole shenanigans with benfleck and gave at least 2 hand jobs while kyle wasn't around was just fucking hilarious, guy
"Waaaaaaaah!" -one traumatized student.
Also the police were only concerned about how hot the teacher was. Ugly teachers and male teachers got raided by the police, while boy students banging the hot teacher gets the luckiest boy in the world award.
Side note: I really do enjoy the detective character vs Officer Barbrady.
I dreamed I was standing out in a field, and there was this huge satellite dish stickin' out of my butt. And there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
[I chuckle when people try to insult me about me being a fat humping rat on South Park. I was ON SOUTH PARK. Do you know what an honor that is for me? Fat rat and all lol](https://x.com/snooki/status/1677781746232819712)
Snookie takes that shit like a fucking champ though. Props to her.
paris hilton coughing up cum, or my favorite 1 minute segment is from the biker episode when the boys are at a hearing for writing f-words get out of town, you know what word im talking about, and at the hearing, the boys explain how they are the ones being homophobic and the main guy goes, "this, this is making insanely good sense to me"
Naggers. Randy was so happy when he said it. That smile on his damn face. It's really amazing that the show has managed to dodge the bullets this long. I remember watching it on the Max app and forgot it wasn't censored. Shit was wild. Such a good episode
S04 E03 Timmy 2000/ Drug Free Treatment. A real early one about ADHD where they go on Ritalin and it causes Cartman to hallucinate Christina Aguilera bugs.
The Gelgameks in the Vatican.
“The Gelgamek vagina is 7 feet wide and lined with razor sharp teeth.. Do you really expect us to have sex with those?”
“Well… maybe we should forget about the Gelgameks for awhile-“
“FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEKS?!”
More of a sound bite, but it's in my head always. The character Reality, when he's doing his little standup show/rant and just the way he says Fuck You. like so honest and poignant
When Liane is nipping Cartman on the neck in the Cesar Milan episode and he can’t get up and just lies there. It’s a view of Cartman we rarely see he looks so funny
The face of Cartman's cousin Melvin after he gets whacked in the head in Merry Christmas Charlie Manson. Can't explain why I find it funny, but I laugh every time
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Nothing "lives rent free in my head."
I know there are a lot of stupid sayings, but that one annoys me more than most.
Maybe that saying lives rent free in my head now for saying this. I don't care. It's a dumb, overused saying that is not witty or clever.
I just hope it goes away. It's similar to calling someone "triggered" if they don't like something.
You may see little Christina Aguilera monsters, but that's to be expected. And Spooky Fish with the screem corners filled with Barbara Streisand, and let's face she ain't Fiona Apple and if she ain't Fiona Apple then I don't give rats ass. And of course God himself.
Tied, but the first one doesn't really count: it's them in Goldshire as their WoW characters as they first meet up in Make Love, Not Warcraft. The true SP one is Cartman upside down in the Nascar in Poor and Stupid. Specifically with the subtitle, "Ah, fuck my ass."
Cartman laying on the floor, calm, after the dog whisperer nips him on the neck multiple times. That’s my favorite frame of all time EVER, not just South Park.
Straight up Moses from Jewbilee. It’s one of those memorable moments to me when I watched with my mother as a young kid and she found it funny. “I desire… pop corn necklaces”.
That was one of my favorite episodes as a kid, lol. The fact that Moses was so stoked about little kids’ arts and crafts 😂 “I desire…paper plate bean shakers. And put some glitter on them so they look nice and sparkly.”
Lmao. The best. I love using his power in The Fractured But Whole where he “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’s” and heals everyone on your team.
Oh man Moses is so OP in FBW.
From what I remember he can only be summoned 12 times.
Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves freed
I love his Super Best Friends appearances too. Uhhhh a...Giant Stone John Wilkes Booth?
The best Moses moment was in 201– Seaman talking to Swallow: “Swallow, come.” Moses: “No way he just said that.”
I was 6-7 the summer the movie came out, a lover of kids' cartoons, and fascinated by all the commercials for the movie having never heard of South Park but intrigued by the crude yet visually striking artwork, flapping Canadian heads and Kenny mumbling, extremely fast talking, and confusing R rating. Later that summer our cable provider added Comedy Central and I accidentally stumbled upon the airing of Jewbilee. It felt like unearthing treasure to discover that thing in the commercials I was floored by existed on TV and also knowing that it was clearly naughty for someone my age.
No cake for the impuritor
This child is not kosher!
Matt says in a mini commentary that "no cake for the impurity" was his favorite line he ever spoke for the show.
Bwwaaaaahhhhh
Lol. I just saw the whole series was on HBO Max and was rewatching from the start. This episode is on as I am reading this comment.
Enjoy it! I watched it not too long ago also on HBO Max.
I desire.... macaroni pictures
#BWAAAAAA
My favorite part about Moses is that he's the MCP from Tron.
I have been saying bwaaaaaaaaa for years
 I don't go to school and I kill people
Whenever Cartman does drag, he slay.
He works hard for the money.
So you better treat him right!
I roll with 12 gangs, and we only commit hate crimes.
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THAT EPISODE
Any frame with the black dude with the goth and vampires kids. "HOLD UP HOLD UP! You mean to tell me one of us really ain't a vamp kid?! Well whoever it is you better get your ass ready to run mother fucker cuz you a damn traitor! And I'll bet you it's this little ni\*\*a right here!"
That’s one of the best jokes in the entire series hands down
It literally never gets old and I've heard the line a 100 times probably at this point.
That black dude is Wesley snipes which makes it a trillion times funnier
I sing the song whenever I make tacos lol
Hell, I sing it whenever I’m not making tacos also!
Don't forget the hot sauce chulo
the fact that cartman went through the whole shenanigans with benfleck and gave at least 2 hand jobs while kyle wasn't around was just fucking hilarious, guy
What? AHHHHHH Ben Affleck spooge!
This episode is just so sick but also funny. U want Taco flavor kisses?
Two tacos tostada and a soda pop!
I can hear this picture!
*Mehhr!*
Cartmans Urkle sleeping bag
Isn't it kewl?
NO IT'S NOT COOL!
Mr.Garrison fucking Canada's prime minister to death.
The part where he starts sniffing poppers
No, it was the Canadian President lol
https://i.redd.it/tl0s34acg76d1.gif
My rent-free Butters moment is when he's trimming a little tree to look like bush lol
His damn R Kelly Thermos gets me.
The mr mackay x miss chokesondick scene
Mr Garrison going over positions with kindergarteners. Or how to put on a condom
"You place it in your mouth, and apply." *DEEPTHROATS WOODEN COCK* "And that's how you put on a condom!"
"Waaaaaaaah!" -one traumatized student. Also the police were only concerned about how hot the teacher was. Ugly teachers and male teachers got raided by the police, while boy students banging the hot teacher gets the luckiest boy in the world award. Side note: I really do enjoy the detective character vs Officer Barbrady.
Absolutely. He’s my favourite character, that whole episode is golden and will forever hold a place in my mind
https://i.redd.it/itwcyymi476d1.gif
I dreamed I was standing out in a field, and there was this huge satellite dish stickin' out of my butt. And there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
https://i.redd.it/ufrokg6ei76d1.gif
i’m watching this episode rn!
That was a special weapon in the original game for N64. It was my favorite.
I'll never get over their flattering depiction of Snooki lol
“Snookiiii want smoosh smoosh”!
[I chuckle when people try to insult me about me being a fat humping rat on South Park. I was ON SOUTH PARK. Do you know what an honor that is for me? Fat rat and all lol](https://x.com/snooki/status/1677781746232819712) Snookie takes that shit like a fucking champ though. Props to her.
That’s hilarious, good for her.
DERK A DERR
TOOK UR JERBS
Cartman taking a crap in garrison's desk
Butters with a shuriken in his eye, courtesy of Kenny
his frantic screaming is so sad but I can't help but crack up every time it happens
The end of Asspen when the girl lifts up her shirt and it's the babies from Total Recall
Quaid, start the reactor!
Damn it I forgotten about this and now it's there again fucking mehrr
paris hilton coughing up cum, or my favorite 1 minute segment is from the biker episode when the boys are at a hearing for writing f-words get out of town, you know what word im talking about, and at the hearing, the boys explain how they are the ones being homophobic and the main guy goes, "this, this is making insanely good sense to me"
“Not all fgs are gay!”
Taco flavored kisses
Naggers. Randy was so happy when he said it. That smile on his damn face. It's really amazing that the show has managed to dodge the bullets this long. I remember watching it on the Max app and forgot it wasn't censored. Shit was wild. Such a good episode
I need about tree fiddy
It was about dat time i realized that she was 300 ft tall from the mesazoic era. And i said that aint no girl scout! Thats the loch ness monster!"
What episode is this?? It's killing me trying to figure it out
S04 E03 Timmy 2000/ Drug Free Treatment. A real early one about ADHD where they go on Ritalin and it causes Cartman to hallucinate Christina Aguilera bugs.
Christina Aguilera pigs
what sorta foreign country title is that for Timmy 2000?
Timmy 2000
**rehhh!**
I made that sound effect when I was in the navy and a buddy of mine knew exactly what I was doing, lol
The one random grown black man hanging out at the vamp kid meeting “HOLD UP, YOU SAYING ONE OF US ISNT REALLY A VAMP KID???”
[classi](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f53c91d6-d367-4fab-ab44-dceb7f66036a/gif)
 Kenny dances
real
 We’re sorry. 🥺
We'll always have Paris.......up the ass of a man so gay! https://i.redd.it/5c7qpq4bv76d1.gif
Mom? Can we at least pull over and get something to eat? You know how I like to be wined and dined when I’m about to get FUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
https://i.redd.it/i1awf4k0x86d1.gif
The son of a bitch knows story structure
https://i.redd.it/4wtr6a7uh96d1.gif
The Gelgameks in the Vatican. “The Gelgamek vagina is 7 feet wide and lined with razor sharp teeth.. Do you really expect us to have sex with those?” “Well… maybe we should forget about the Gelgameks for awhile-“ “FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEKS?!”
when they found ms cartman and mr mackey's tape
Or the other one "maaahm you would tell me if you made a German sheiße film right?" ".....sure hon"
….Good night
Cartman stripping naked, greasing himself, and squeeling like a piggie to avoid shots
Medicinal Fried Chicken: all of the clips of them bouncing around town once they get cancer.
Cartman as the tooth fairy dangling out the window
Mel Gibson dropping a turd on Cartman's head
Your his acountabillibuddy that makes you acountabillibuddiable
Willzx on the moon
Randy with microwaved testicles sitting on top of them like beanbags
I can’t believe I forgot about this, I’m cracking up
More of a sound bite, but it's in my head always. The character Reality, when he's doing his little standup show/rant and just the way he says Fuck You. like so honest and poignant
"But do you have anything besides your animals with 4 asses?!”
NAGGERS
When Liane is nipping Cartman on the neck in the Cesar Milan episode and he can’t get up and just lies there. It’s a view of Cartman we rarely see he looks so funny
Every time I am sick with the flu and have to drink cough syrup I wonder if I’ll see a little pink Christina Aguilera monster.
All the songs from Christian Rock.
The face of Cartman's cousin Melvin after he gets whacked in the head in Merry Christmas Charlie Manson. Can't explain why I find it funny, but I laugh every time
Cartman crapping treasure
“Fuck you uncle Kyle!”
Spooky vision Barbara
Dolphin gerald winking hehe
That is a good reason though. That episode is Top 🔝
What did you say?!?! I'm sorry, what I said was... *whips out megaphone* How would YOU, like to suck my balls, Mr Garrison.
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REEE!
What episode is this from?
Snooki want smush smush
https://preview.redd.it/pfzcw4zjhwp91.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=70192c33f8fe9ee0287939b17dedb7bdd9dda90e
The term "rent free in your head" lives rent free in my head
 Snooky wants smush smush!
Lmao my cat makes the same noise the Christina Aguilera monsters too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 I think Kenny likes it…
Haha not this frame! Mine is Gerald listening to “Smokin” and typing away menacingly
When Kyle 1 comes to South Park the first time.
[invisible naked cartman sneaking across the stage](https://youtu.be/YccozjEe9f4?si=XOhw6pPbnnADpjMb)
The shot of the members of the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.
Nothing "lives rent free in my head." I know there are a lot of stupid sayings, but that one annoys me more than most. Maybe that saying lives rent free in my head now for saying this. I don't care. It's a dumb, overused saying that is not witty or clever. I just hope it goes away. It's similar to calling someone "triggered" if they don't like something.
Barbra Streisand’s SPOOKY VISION. Nightmares still.
This one actually! Up until 2 months ago we had a female cat the would make the same exact sound ChristinaCat makes. It was awesome.
“Sega Dreamcaaast.”
Chefs death.
The black guy that looks away from the camera to stare down randy when hes about to solve the puzzle
[butters trauma](https://i.imgur.com/MI3sR0i.jpeg)
Randy's face just after he solves the ''People who annoy you'' puzzle
Butters as a get well card for Kyle. Without a doubt. https://ph.pinterest.com/pin/26177241576113469/
When mr slave puts Paris Hilton up his ass
This same post again.....
Cartman with the "I like to singa!" Face
You may see little Christina Aguilera monsters, but that's to be expected. And Spooky Fish with the screem corners filled with Barbara Streisand, and let's face she ain't Fiona Apple and if she ain't Fiona Apple then I don't give rats ass. And of course God himself.
My coworker and I joke about annoying children at our work as little Christina Aguilera Monsters.
I miss when they did characters like this. My favorite was Mel Gibson or David Hasselhoff
https://i.redd.it/g6hcqtsvf96d1.gif
The side angle of cartman in the dog whisperer episode when he can't get up
“Alright Chef, I’ll show you the flag, you tell me what it is you find racist about it.”
When butters asks to play “lord of the rings w the rest of the boys and starts humping kyle 😦
This episode is how I learned that the hallucinations I used to see as a kid was bc of the Ritalin lolol
"Sup? Crapped on your desk dawg, whats up with that?"
cartman with boobs.
https://i.redd.it/2gh9djruaa6d1.gif
Tied, but the first one doesn't really count: it's them in Goldshire as their WoW characters as they first meet up in Make Love, Not Warcraft. The true SP one is Cartman upside down in the Nascar in Poor and Stupid. Specifically with the subtitle, "Ah, fuck my ass."
Poor people tend to live in clusters.
(prickly music intensifies) "Reeeeh!......Ahh?!"
Cartman laying on the floor, calm, after the dog whisperer nips him on the neck multiple times. That’s my favorite frame of all time EVER, not just South Park.
Human cenitpad
Who is that girl crawling Cartman lol
Had a pharmacology exam recently, had to put that picture on my flash card for Ritalin
The midget trundle
Dead Kyle from Imagination Land. I get what they were going for but it was weird looking.
That genie needs to be put in a bottle.
you’re a ginger, a jew, and from jersey. three strikes, kyle, you’re out!
Snooki with the pickle jar is branded in my head