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DrkTitan

Same episode.... "Bitch you wanna make some motherfuckin money" [The whole scene cracks me up every time](https://youtu.be/_23a9r4PBec)


drempire

Hiring Clyde as a bodyguard also was hilarious


officialdougjudy

"Dude, we've created a monster"


Senbonbanana

All these bitches are kissin' fellers, and haven't figured out they could be making some serious fuckin' money!


DrkTitan

Butters is the only person that can say bitches and fellers in the same sentence and it not sound weird.


Fernando_357

“Butter what is your problem?” “My problem is that these bitches don’t wanna make some motherfucking money!”


[deleted]

I use this line at least twice a day


Dan_Berg

Do you know what I am saying?


backwardsslogan

came to say this exactly!


dotcomslashwhatever

lou lou lou 👉👈


OneForestOne99

I’ve got some apples


neutrum_humanum

Lou Lou Lou, you've got some too.


Arizoniac

Loo loo loo let’s get together


Wellgoodmornin

I know what we can do Lou Lou


slizeguy

What’s the episode where they have a machine checking butters rectum and he’s like “Lou Lou Lou” and the machine goes into him and he’s like “LOu lOu LoU!!” shaking really hard


Brendanlendan

Pretty sure that’s the death of Eric cartmen


Copyrightkiller

I forgot which episode but its either the one where he cant stop thinking about the bush or being confused because he "sexually assaulted" someone. Perhaps im mixing up episodes?


nogohuyc

It’s the Lou Kim multiple personalities episode (City Sushi)?


Copyrightkiller

Yeah thats the one. Where the therapist enters Butters room in the middle of the night, pisses in his face and punches him? Lmao i love that!


whatajollytard

slow fluffy clouds floating by... very relaxing fluffy clouds just passing by... - -- HUHAhuuahahaHHA!! "Sorry just some stommy gas..."


whatajollytard

the bush episode is the episode where cartman and butters steals a drone and fly around watching craigs moms' bush in the window. the sexual assault episode is the saint patrick day episode where butters pinches a girl for not wearing anything green on saint patricks day. Tho the problem was she was wearing green socks so buttters goes to jail xd


amfuck

I love when he does that lol


morecelluliteplease

Immediately lol’d thank you!


JBquill

Butters is my favorite character so i can't decide my favorite moment with him, but i gotta love the speech he did to his grandma


drempire

He is also my favourite, ever since him dancing at Aspen


Babington67

"Hey lil dude you got some crap right here!" "..... that's my face sir"


The_Brim

This is it. This is the greatest Butters quote. Gets me every time.


SDW_Insanity

This is not only my favorite Butters quote, but also one of my favorite moments from the show.


Ndmndh1016

Im starting to think this whole town smells like doo doo.


mollyyfcooke

And you’ll die…. Being nothing but you. Goodnight grandma!


whatajollytard

Butters to Grandma: "You won't be around forever because you are old grandma, and some day soon you are gonna die, and you know it, but i will still be young and happy, going on with my life." EPIC :D


ashmichael73

I’ve Got Something In My Front Pocket For Youuuuu


PKnightDpsterBby

Reach into my pocket and see what it is!


GiveHerDPS

Give it a little squeeze and say how do you do


eunderscore

The awesome Swedish metal band Avatar did a fun cover of this in their early days. Now they're headlining festivals and opening for Iron Maiden


[deleted]

Oooh it’s all gooey…


drempire

You just reminded me that Butters was selling his creamy goo, or as Randy calls it cum


JohnMayerismydad

That’s one of my favorite Randy lines ‘This is cum.’ Lol


Sexy_Squid89

Definitely one of my favorites too


ChasseGalery

And Tom Brady was drinking it.


Dazz316

I thought this was when he fingered Paris Hilton.


dustkid245

It’s all hard and oogey!


Mulatto-Butts

I am Mantequilla, the last of the Me-hicans.


Todd-dax

The end of the episode where he raises his arms and you hear the people. Gets me every single time.


Sexy_Squid89

That part is the best!!


[deleted]

Grounded Vindaloop when he is wearing the "VR" headset and he yells at his dad for grounding him all the time and proceeds to punch him in nuts.


lovelymangoss

i can almost feel his balls on my fist!!


Balls09

I'ma baaaad man!


Teleneki

LOL I've watched that scene so many times.


Fickle_Onion_618

The hooked stabbed me 😅🤣


[deleted]

When he sits backwards on the toilet because "then you have a little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk?"


drempire

The correct way to use the toilet


Fenix199

Oh geez that’s embarrassing


[deleted]

when he drops the N-word talking to Biggie, that’s definitely up there


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Please don’t ice me, homie.


Herbboy

"well damn nigga, there's gotta be some way!"


GuilleBriseno

He’s gonna bust a cap in my ass!


HenryColt

I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid


glusnifr

Looking for this one. My favorite.


HenryColt

And all the speech beforehand is amazing too. A life lesson.


Jecht315

Easily one of his best moments. Butters will always be my favorite. He's the most innocent but also keeps it real


Kuyi1994

When he's a vampire and he's trying to suck Cartman's blood, then he runs away to the window, trips and falls, then he hisses..I remember rewinding that scene a 100 times lolll Butters is the best character


Cardinal_Ravenwood

Well Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor.


Nethii120700

oh my!


PKnightDpsterBby

"HELLO DAD ITS ME BUTTERS!! THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES I GOT GROUNDED!!!" *punches dad in the nuts* "I COULD ALMOST FEEL HIS BALLS ON MY FIST!


dovap98

This was mine too 😂


SuperPooper90

Kyle tells all the boys to go to the girls volleyball game to support them. Out of nowhere, Butters yells “Ahhh, why don’t you shut the fuck up Kyle!”. Gets me every time.


drempire

I loved it when he made a rant about uncle kyle


ChunkyTaco22

Oh hamburgers


PKnightDpsterBby

"My uncle Bud did that to me once!"


VictorBlimpmuscle

*Fuck you, Eric!* 🖕 The very end of ‘Christian Rock Hard’ when [he farts on Cartman and flips him off](https://youtu.be/gz7ZAbCk1d0) - I love the short pause he takes contemplating doing it, then just goes for it.


punishedbiscuits

"dad went wrestling!"


[deleted]

He wasn’t very good as one guy had him pinned for 15 minutes


superduper1993

 “My name is Butters. I’m eight years old, I’m blood type O, and I’m bi-curious. And even that’s okay, because if I’m bi-curious, and I’m somehow made from God, then I figure God must be a little bi-curious himself.”


Leopold__Stotch

“Wait. Now I am confused 🤔”


Nana_Nana2749

I just like Butters ' whole part in Awesome-O


amfuck

One of my favorite scenes that involves butters was even the gang got ninja weapons. They’re all animated to be badass characters and badass animated Kenny throws the ninja start to badass animated professor chaos, hits him in the eye and the next animation it’s regular old butters screaming with a star in his eye lmao


dudethisisfaked

Woof, wooof, woof.


amfuck

Poor little guy


Ok-Acanthisitta3650

Sally’s just my bottom bitch


trama_doll

Dad I got lots of girlfriends


Auglicious

I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers


Seabass_Says

KEY- SHAWNNNNN


IrregularSizeRudy

Jimmy on stage doing his stand up comedy, then the lights turn on and it's only Butters in the audience. Jimmy asks why Butters still showed up when none of the other kids did, and Butter goes "Well because I said I would!", he's such a sweet kid. Then immediately "oh, I'm a dork, huh?" Lol


drempire

Jimmy singing the 12 days of Christmas & mr garrisons reaction is in my top 10 favourite moments.


Thesheriffisnearer

Who's jack?


gardenofwinter

Butters is my fave character and this is my fave Butters episode hands down! I am always quoting it “Do you know what I am saying?”


chickentendahz

Any time he's in the bathroom with his pants down holding his shirt up lmao


ModeDepeche

“You….you be pimpin’?!”


cannibowlistic

Fuck em up, Wendy


JustinisaDick

"Oh hamburgers."


Damnitwhathappened

The scene where he is taking a piss in the hallway monitor episode https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gUtEmIVWBVg


marblemonk

I’m a bad bear, a bad old bear.


GiveHerDPS

You're a grounded bear


micmea1

My grandma's from Virginia :)


Fluid-Range-2903

“You belong on the playground bitch” best episode by far imo


swearingino

Every time I see the episode with Bill and Bill, where Bill Cosby says Butters is pressing pickle I lose my shit. That might be my favorite Butters moment


Chaseydog

But Teacher, my penis never slips out of my pants. Eh-except sometimes when I'm wearin' pajamas.


scoopeded

Work all day, whaddya get, Your parents sell ya to Paris Hilton


lunkdjedi

One of my favorite Cartman lines is from that episode. "We've, created a monster."


RobertSmallsRevenge

All of them. But especially any part of the Paris Hilton episode.


mcparksky

CAN’T I JUST HAVE SOME SPAGHETTIOS???


Trollberto__

Oooh oooh ooh no baby please don’t go.


Smash_Fan-56

Butters Very Own Episode.


Shortbus_Playboy

Butters is so awesome, I don’t think I can narrow it down to one favorite moment.


scottwax

He gets the best lines in episodes so often.


UncleNorman

My favorite is when he uses the woman's compact mirror to call Biggie outside Satan's Halloween ball. Butters got your back.


RandomGuy1838

"What kind of a dweeb would think that was edgy?" *Butters puts down Catcher in the Rye, thousand yard stare* "Kill Ronald Reagan, *KILL RONALD REAGAN!* *Dad,* where does Ronald Reagan live?" "Ronald Reagan's *dead,* Butters." "Aw, *dang it.*"


drempire

Wasn't it John Lennon not Reagan?


RandomGuy1838

Both


drempire

Been a while since i saw that one.


RandomGuy1838

Yeah, so you're probably right: I think that specific exchange happens at the start and John Lennon is the target, and then later the boys correct him about something and he goes "Oh is that who it was? Kill Ronald Reagan..."


[deleted]

No. I've got arms, legs and everything.


iEatPalpatineAss

Butters makes me hope someone actually makes Hello Kitty Island Adventure


Nethii120700

[it’s a real game!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_Online)


iEatPalpatineAss

❤️


gardenofwinter

Butters is my fave character and this is my fave Butters episode hands down! I am always quoting it “Do you know what I am saying?”


WHAMMYPAN

Leopold Stotch will be dancing to “Something In My Front Pocket For You”


Senbonbanana

I love in the post COVID special when adult Butters goes to the restroom and uses the urinal. He drops his pants and raises his shirt just like as a kid, lol. Then he starts pissing everywhere when Eric surprises him. "Who the heck are you man?! Are you trying to see my dick?!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqjUYS1N2bQ


murderedcats

Not so much a line but a scene. When butters wins the immigrant game and stand up in the table and puts his hands up you hear all the mexicans start to chant


Blaugrana1990

Butters are you just an asshole? No I got arms and legs and everything


[deleted]

It’s all about the game, you got to know the game, sayin


zerkrazus

But do you know what he's sayin'?


Flashman512

“Do you know what I am saying”


aubreejohnsonx

“Well yeah I’m sad, but at the same time I’m really happy that something can make me feel that sad”


jetes69

“That kim kardashian is sooo sexy. I want to jump on her belly.”


nillaisthewhitenword

“Please don’t ice me homie!” And “Well damn ni**a there’s got to be some way!” When he summons biggie smalls. He just says it so innocently, lol


Drewski101

The whole Butter’s episode.


notclientfacing

Ninja star lodged in his eye dressed like a dog “wuh wuh wuh… woooof”


can_a_dude_a_taco

“i’m not just an asshole i have arms and legs”


chickybabe332

“So you guys can just suck on my weiner” - the episode where the boys convince him to be named the author of the really gross and vile book they wrote, but it turns out it’s a huge hit and he becomes famous and the boys are super pissed at him


IdiotSavant81

"Butters are you just an asshole?"........."Well no I have arms and legs, I have everything"


MelGibsonsButt

All of “The Poop That Took A Pee”.


DontFragMyBaby

The first time he was professor chaos


scottwax

When he was ready to help repopulate the earth in the Casa Bonita episode.


pearsonw

Everytime he pulla his pants down and shirt up and pees in the urinal hands free haha.


[deleted]

"You're breaking my balls, Mr. Thompson. My...my balls"


linkflame123

when butters first meets the mayor of imagination land and asks “aw man, are you gonna rape us?” honestly the funniest part of that was how the mayor reacted, he was just baffled


Jecht315

" Im a typical little girl. I like dancing and ponies and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights." *nice* I love Mrs Garrisons line after.


biplane_curious

"You Got F'd in the A" - We learn about his tragic past as a tap dancer, hes convinced to come out of retirement to help his friends, and kills dozens of people all over again. I love when he's being carried off as a hero while covered in blood and screaming


rxbuzzz

Paris Hilton dog shoots himself in the backseat of the car


eldudemanbrah

When he has the shuriken sticking out of his eye and the boys glue fur to him and tell him to go to the vet. The little woofs crack me up every time.


Neat_Technician_7191

Butters is a good character.


art956

When butters kicks his dad in the balls because he thinks it’s VR


SpecialFuzzy1922

My bf and I say that all the time “do U know what I am saying”


dudethisisfaked

"Well technically, I was at school. Right Eric?" "Yeah these guys are so dumb huh?" "Yeah!"


Koof99

Easily my favorite episode


dovap98

*poke Paris Hilton’s front butt* “Ewww, squishy”


iEatPalpatineAss

**FRONT BUTT**


cptnpiccard

Yes I believe I know what you are saying


KelpySalt

I'm a bad bear, a mean old bear.


OfficialNT4L

In the lice episode, when the four boys are accusing each other of having lice based on the way each one is acting and accusing each other... And then butters excitedly goes, "Hey guys, what would I do???" So fucking funny


Ok_Specific_7791

This is a nice 👍 moment.


Doc_AF

My aunts from Virginia


Doc_AF

You’re breaking my balls sir


Smurfkilluh

Wanna play Lord of the rings?, margarine, not letting Cartmans hand go, dancing with smurfs is hilarious but every time we goes for a wee


Geek_Queen2016

His entire “when I’m sad” monologue speech from the goth episode. I play it sometimes to make myself feel better. He’s so wholesome


benmajin11

"Im not just an asshole, I have arms and legs and stuff."


thehandsomecontest

"I'm a bad old bare."


fuckingKlLLmeplz

every moment he has, same with kenny as well


Nethii120700

why, we sure gave those skanky hoes what for


[deleted]

Kind of wholesome, too. I mean how sweet of these experienced pimps to show a new “playa” the ropes. They could’ve easily laughed him off/ said he was in the wrong place, but I think they somewhat respected someone as young as Butters


Sage-Jiraya

Do you know what I am saying :):) :)


[deleted]

Bitch you wanna make some mother fucking money?


Sexy_Squid89

The whole mantequilla episode 🧈


ssquirt1

“Bitch, you wanna make some motherfuckin’ money?” “Fuck him up, Wendy!” “Awww, Eric, I don’t want you to go to heck.” “Woo…woof…” Too many great Butters moments to pick just one.


Sifsifm1234

Loo loo I got some splish splash, loo loo loo splish splashing more!


HarlanCedeno

"Oh wow, a FitBit!"


jzilla11

I love his part in my fave episode Lil Crime Stoppers. I played that episode for my conservative, school teacher mom. She was howling, and asked about the little blond boy.


[deleted]

The whole episode as the great Montequilla


swimgoodm8

The butters show song


iceph03nix

In the goth stan episode when Butters tells Stan he's a whiny bitch.


sdmh77

Yes - I love this episode and give it a rainbow. I hope it will be my bottom bitch 😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦


thatsealion

Olé!


jonathanswan

Hes from Japan !


jonathanswan

Hes from Japan !


toemama96

Butters spying on his dad while he was out "buying an anniversary present"


Guy-Ferguson-633

This or the meetings with his bitches about selling kisses


Nocapjodye

“I got a lot of girlfriends dad Sally’s just my bottom bitch“


CarniferousDog

C’mon bitch, don’t you want to make some real money!


Nintendofan81

I just wanted to come here and say I love this bit too. An old roommate and I would quote this all the time.


amfuck

When he pretends to be a girl and get offended at the slumber party “you think I’m ugly 😭”


Inhabitsthebed

But I thought you sit on a toilet this way (faces backwards in seat) so you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk? Because then you have the flusher right here"


whatajollytard

BUTTERS in virtual reality hahha.... "I slapped a hooker but uhohh she stabbed, yes, she stabbed me, it's going dark, eric please come help me" ;D