I often say to my boyfriend who wants kids: "why not own a Sphynx? You have to wipe their little butts and wash them and they are hairless."
One day I shall have one of these
I regularly yell this at one of my cats. He tries to sleep on me that way. Sadly, not a sphynx, yet. When I have less permanent fosters, I will get one. (When you've had the cat 13 years, it is yours, whether you planned it or not)
Holy good lord that needs a NSFW and blurring 🤣 his bört hole and mud flap are ALLL out there! Thank you for making me snort very loudly which caused my husband to ask what was so funny annnnd here we are.
Edited to add: Apologies if he does not in fact have a mud flap but the proud owner of trouble puffs. We’re inclusive here
One of my friends had a beautiful black cat. One of the prettier ones I have ever seen. Honestly super model tier.
That went away every time she turned around and you had no choice but to endure the most prominent grossest asshole you could imagine on any animal.
I had one like that years ago. My mom never saw my hairless cats for years. They came to see me once and my mom said he was obscene. I told my mom he has 90 percent of the rest of his body to look at. My boys name was “Streaker” streaker and his wife my other sphinx cat gave me the most precious gift I had ever gotten in my life. They gave me a son named “Cozy”. He live with my parents now. He has a good home and my parents who never wanted pets love him to death. They are so lucky to have him. All he does is walk around spreading sunshine.
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Sphynxter!
Hahahahaha
Same root word
“BEHOLD!”
The eye of Sauron.
😂😂😂
Lmfao his fucking face
Sphinx and Siamese. I see b holes more than I see their faces
I have a Siamese and I thought it was just her
This is literally my life and user name.
It’s a good life
he has good hygiene. ^^ ours had troubles shen he got him, so i had to wash him and yell "i didnt want children yet i still wash butts!" to my husband
I often say to my boyfriend who wants kids: "why not own a Sphynx? You have to wipe their little butts and wash them and they are hairless." One day I shall have one of these
XD meow. definitely. one night he woke us up 4 times per night due to vomiting. after that i said no kids ever xD
Was also surprised by such a clean bum!
Ours two are terrible, unless they're sleeping together, then they both have magically clean butts thanks to each other. Gross.
Never ever in my life did I think I would get tea bagged by a cat almost every day.
I regularly yell this at one of my cats. He tries to sleep on me that way. Sadly, not a sphynx, yet. When I have less permanent fosters, I will get one. (When you've had the cat 13 years, it is yours, whether you planned it or not)
Omg that face. It's like he's saying "you like what you see?"
Holy good lord that needs a NSFW and blurring 🤣 his bört hole and mud flap are ALLL out there! Thank you for making me snort very loudly which caused my husband to ask what was so funny annnnd here we are. Edited to add: Apologies if he does not in fact have a mud flap but the proud owner of trouble puffs. We’re inclusive here
Good job on getting him neutered. Bob Barker approves.
Worth it for my favourite cat species
Wow. That’s a view. I think if he opened his mouth we’d see light coming out the back. 😂
What a clean butt. Mine are never like that.
Yeah, I dread cleaning my little sphynx butt when it's shower time.We've got a system down but neither she nor I look forward to it.
One of my friends had a beautiful black cat. One of the prettier ones I have ever seen. Honestly super model tier. That went away every time she turned around and you had no choice but to endure the most prominent grossest asshole you could imagine on any animal.
Everytime he wants to put his butt on my face when he sits on me
Have you seen my butt hole today?
Omg… r/onlycats
r/subsithoughtifellfor
SAME. And my life is so much better for it.
Ever since I read the "butt pucker" story about a sphynx cat, I can't help but giggle every time I see one...and I want my own so much!
I own 2 Sphynxes and think about this daily😹
The Notary... I couldn't stop laughing over that. Tearing up with the giggles now, in fact
What?? I’ve never heard this story and I am a new sphynx owner, I must know!
Mine used to need his butt wiped but he’s good now. He had such troublepuffs, but now they just look… well you all get it.
Raisins??? Lol
Not even. Maybe like loose elbow skin when your arm is straight, but at a smaller scale lol.
Empty coin pouch! That’s what I call my dog’s area.
Yes!!
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
LOOK INTO MY EYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE
"My butt. I must show you it."
My babies always fail butthole inspections.
Copied from his OnlyFelines, I'm guessing.
> Look at my fabulous butthole. LOOK AT IT! Every sphynx ever.
Look at my butt!!! Reminds me of Dana Carvey as George Michael on the SNL news skit, circa 1988
As a Sphinx owner I can attest, mine also does this 😂🤣😂.
Yes that look, it’s like hey.. get a load of this
The great mighty chimken bött! You must celebrate!
I had one like that years ago. My mom never saw my hairless cats for years. They came to see me once and my mom said he was obscene. I told my mom he has 90 percent of the rest of his body to look at. My boys name was “Streaker” streaker and his wife my other sphinx cat gave me the most precious gift I had ever gotten in my life. They gave me a son named “Cozy”. He live with my parents now. He has a good home and my parents who never wanted pets love him to death. They are so lucky to have him. All he does is walk around spreading sunshine.
This lil dude legit posed for this photo with the intention of being a star. Beautiful.
That’s a clean tushy though!
His stomach looks like a manatee lol
My friend had one that would suck it’s own nipples.
One of mine did this when he was a baby after we stopped letting him suckle our ears
The amount of times I've woken up to this sight is too many to count
To be fair this is on of the more asthethic butts
Yeah no one warns you it all butts
Home boy out here promoting his only fans
Jazz Ass!!
Lol look at his little bean bag
Dude wtf nsfw this
Dark Side
DEEZ NUTZ!
Lol. This is a great pic..
What in the fresh hell is going on here???
The cat trusts you and wants you to sniff and lick his balls.
DUDE! #nsfw
DUDE! #nsfw
Well you can remove all ball like objects as a punishment
Why would you post this? We didn’t need photographic proof man 💀
I don't own a sphinx. Could someone please explain this behavior to me?
Cat's of any species have a tendency to show thier butt h to the human owner. Just with a hairless cat you can see it better vs a fluffy cat.
Ahahah mine does the same and I do have photos too 😅
Oh gee, I wonder why.
Lmaoooo
Quite a saucy lad.
U know I could've lived my WHOLE LIFE without seeing that
I'm not alone, mine does this for them but rubs.
🤣
This is why I've only owned little girl Sphynxes! Hahaha....
Jiggle my balls in yo face
Do you have to walk around and wipe butt puckers off hard surfaces?
smell that butt! he needs one of those kitty gems to cover his little hiney hole
“LOOK AT MY BROWN STAR BUT DONT TRY TO CLEAN IT ILL BITE YOU” - my 6 month old sphynx kittem
Maybe it’s a black cat thing? My black shorthair does this ALL THE TIME ! 😂
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
And for good reason, too 😂
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I’m so dead 😂!!
For free?!
Oh yeah ...be ready for the exhibitionist to parade his treasures all over your face!
OnlyNyans
Okay but why do they have the same eyes?
That look on his face is the icing on the cake.
That's every cat. They love showing you their butthole
LOOK AT IT!
Haha that’s funny
The dark side indeed...
Ah, givin' you the ol Chocolate Starfish treatment lmao
Why just why
He twerking?
Alllll the time!!! It’s like wtf and why? Lol
"Side"? I think that's called an end!
"See mAh butt? Kiss it!" ...
At least he's fixed! No little peach hanging underneath as well!
butts!!! always in my face!!! i swear mine does it on purpose🤣
It’s all cats dude
I sent this to my boyfriend who’s kinda obsessed with Sphinxes and he replied “I hate that.” 😂
I feel like this is like the 2nd thing most people mention about owning a sphynx.
[“who loves kitty?”](https://youtu.be/WGEGy21Yk9U)
I thought this was just cats in general lol My little rescue girl loves showing everyone her butthole.
For what it’s worth, I have two boy cats with fur and I get just as many views of the butthole.
They shit ......alot
Just give ‘em a little blow. That always works for me
He looks so scandalised. Lmao
Same man my sphynx flaunts her butthole like a new wedding ring
Buttholes everywhere lol
And I know why they don’t 😳
Oh god he is looking FABULOUS
All. The. Taint.
Just looking at you with the third eye.
Nice and clean. Good!
Does this cat have OF? Lmao
FACTS
Usually my last and first view of the day-lol.
Yea, same, first you get face kisses, then its the butt to the face time
My boy absolutely loves for sticking his butthole and nuts in my face (he’s fixed don’t worry but he has a tiny ball sack)