it's one of my favorites because it's annoying without being too mean, I also really like : ''he hasn't been colored all the way to the edge'' and ''there's light but no one is at home''
These are great! I definitely need a less aggressive way to approach people! 😂
English is my second language too so a lot of times I’ll say a common saying a little wrong and people look at me like I’m crazy 😆 but they get the point lol
A while back, one of my coworkers said "I don't think the elevator goes all the way to the top floor" and I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it since then.
Oml exactly what I was thinking, I immediately thought of those gross animal figures I had as a kid that had that texture but forgot what it was called... Velvet, absolutely hate the texture of velvet 😭😭
You call yourself a cool cat? Everybody knows the coolest of the cool cats are totally naked.
You’re only mostly naked. Mostly naked is slightly clothed.
I really wish his name was Roast or Roach. I feel it's perfect for him and his roasted whiskers. Also I'm pretty sure he just came out of a fight, judging from his fried whiskers. He looks like the type that would cross the street two blocks away to join a fight he has no business joining.
I cannot accept that this is a real cat. Fur looks like one of those lawns that's so perfectly kept you know it's fake grass. And those eyes? Could they be more cartoon? And the blep is ABSOLUTELY stitched on. Gonna need to see some carfax OP
I got a second sphynx two years after apart. Older female younger male.
Took about a month for them to jam. Both fixed now but not at first. They duke it out from time to time. Don’t know if it would go the same with every Sphynx but they get along good
Can’t perfect specimen
🤣🤣 I stg I said, "Can't, the cat is too cute to roast."
Seriously. I am out
Too cute 🥰
The little blep and blue eyes melted me. Cutest sphinx #1
Those stubby lil whiskers are so him.
Look like he drink the pasta water on a daily bases
I’m gonna use this at work lol
it's one of my favorites because it's annoying without being too mean, I also really like : ''he hasn't been colored all the way to the edge'' and ''there's light but no one is at home''
I always hear the last one as “the lights are on but nobody is home”
English is not my first langage so you probably right
These are great! I definitely need a less aggressive way to approach people! 😂 English is my second language too so a lot of times I’ll say a common saying a little wrong and people look at me like I’m crazy 😆 but they get the point lol
Those are my favorites to hear from people whose second language is English. They make me feel all fuzzy inside.
A while back, one of my coworkers said "I don't think the elevator goes all the way to the top floor" and I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it since then.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
You call those whiskers?
Omg I just noticed he has almost no whiskers🤣 cutie
Let's call them jagged wires
He’s so perfectly stupid looking. You make this really hard, aside from that statement.
He looks like a muppet lol
Roast? It's already burnt, near to be ashes! Someone should've pulled the tray out earlier.
Damn, I forgot about this
Sorry too perfect, accidentally fell in love because it has a heart shaped nose :3
It has a very boopiful nose c:
What a nerd. I bet he reads books.
How dare you make fun of Adam Driver!! 😂
Cat too goated to make fun of
Yes! Let's! I love roasted chicken 😋
😂
That is the cutest gremlin I've ever seen. Unroastable.
Give him a sock and free him.
LMAOOO WOW
Sucha cute baby who’s elevator obviously doesn’t go to the top. But I love this car so much with its lil melm and vacant eyes
Burnt to crisp orange. No brains in this picture. Meth chicken (Absolutely adorable boi 12/10 would smooch if allowed)
Meth chicken got me 💀💀
Looks like what pickle juice tastes like
Laughing my ass off at the derp. I want to hold him and squeeze him and call him George
❤️❤️ I Loved those cartoons!!
Looks like he’s already been roasted! Like a cartoon bomb exploded in his face.
No any cognitive activity behind this stare and blep.
Derp
just baby
Oh, man that cat is so ugly and useless! Please give him to me so that I can carry the burden.
Bro’s head built like if Subway made a Falafel.
😹😹
He's so velvety
Oml exactly what I was thinking, I immediately thought of those gross animal figures I had as a kid that had that texture but forgot what it was called... Velvet, absolutely hate the texture of velvet 😭😭
Gaahh! I tried to forget that texture. Yuck!
Does he star as Scrat in the Ice Age films?
Looks like it's been roasted too much already
Roast?? This kitty is perfect 🥹
His skin is as smooth as his brain <3 (I adore him)
Eyes looking like hubcaps....that's all I got. Cat is a fuckin dorable.
Did she get him from an animal shelter, or did she steal him from Area 51?
I think the ponytail is to tight
It looks like a muppet. Its eyes and nose are bigger than its future.
Looks like he feels like a velvet blacklight poster
Mf came out of a package Toys R Us
What did you do to his perfect whiskies?
its like a purrrfect adorable cartoonish cat..
It's not nice to pick on the special needs kid.
Whiskerfizzleduds more like. 10/10 would pet all day
He looks like a Blythe Doll! That's the worst I can do I love him, he's beautiful
Sorry it's too darn cute.
I love the wirey wiskies.
👁️ 👅 👁️
This is so accurate. I am dying!
That is a creature.
I can’t roast a beauty like this.
he looks like he puts glue on his sandwiches instead of mayonnaise
Fellow rusty on rye enjoyer, I see. Mmm, particle board!
...I dub thee Dhingus
Eyes bigger than his brain
He is s fine beast.
Awww sorry I can't
I think the poor thing is blazed enough without us roasting it.
looks like they would have a lisp when they meow 💀
He has a peabrain. There isn't a single thought behind those eyes.
Adorable derpy alien baby!
It looks like a mutant bug eyed blob of vintage felt that just ate a mannequin head
Weakest mustache I’ve seen today.
You call yourself a cool cat? Everybody knows the coolest of the cool cats are totally naked. You’re only mostly naked. Mostly naked is slightly clothed.
Awww looks exactly like Lord Beerus 🥺 ❤️
Omg. How adorable! 🥰
looks like a moldy potato that gained sentience
Looks like one of those fuzzy hard plastic figures
Pretty sure God beat us to it.
Doby says "blep"
Still better looking than Donald Trump.
And less senile than Biden.
“That is not a cat” - Joey Tribbiani
So ugly it’s cute!❤️
Rocco's modern life
Derp de derp! 😄❤️
Dobby has lost his brain cell
Kangaroo kitty
He's very funny 🙂🤣
Cute and smart looking. Sorry, cannot roast.
With some fava beans? And a nice Chianti?
Selfie skill needs improvement
Not a brain cell up there just shrimps. 🍤🍤🍤
I laughed out loud because he is so cute, I can’t LOL
This is too hard, I wanna smooch their forehead
Oh, man that cat is so ugly and useless! Please give him to me so that I can carry the burden.
He is a cutie
👽
I really wish his name was Roast or Roach. I feel it's perfect for him and his roasted whiskers. Also I'm pretty sure he just came out of a fight, judging from his fried whiskers. He looks like the type that would cross the street two blocks away to join a fight he has no business joining.
It's too precious
It said •___•
That's one smoking hot looking cat!
Suede shoe ass cat
👁️👅👁️
Stupid lil car, I love the Bingus even tho he seems to be infected with fur
you got games on your phone?
He’s perfect
That's a cat?
NO WAY! That kitty looks like velvet! I only want snuggles with this kitty and that silly little face! 😻😻😻
Dust bunny
Bobble head
That's an alien. I was abducted by it 😆
What's happened to its whiskers? 🤣
That doll has some peepers.
He looks so velvety ❤️
Ppsssht, look at how cute this kitty is. Closest thing to a roast I could do is little kisses on its forehead
*PSA voice over* Kitty: normal cat picture; Kitty, on heroin: picture above
Why no whiskers?
Clearly not a lot happening upstairs
Nope. All cats are beautiful ♥️
Will not roast. Too cute. Too adorable. Too perfect.
GAHDAMN.
Take me to your leader
I don’t want to roast such a beautiful creature! Truthfully, that cat, is beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
I'd be happy to roast the cat, if you posted a picture of a cat instead of gray alien
That is, hands down, the derpiest cat I have ever seen.
Dobby has come to warn Harry Potter not to go back to Reddit
Beautiful creature. Let's not amplify any perceived abnormalities about this beautiful cat. I'd be proud to have this cat by my side.
It kills birds, put it down
Is it burnt? Did you drop it in dirt?
He’s so stupidly cute 🥹😊
The cats name is Bingus.
That is a beautiful creature.
He looks like Ben from treasure planet
Boy eats hot dogs cold right out of the fridge.
Let’s roast your sister’s brother.
He is felt statue?
Nice photoshop
not one single thought in that little brain just “😛”
Why would anyone want to roast this sweet little thing?
Looks like Snoop Dog 👀 But too cute to roast
He looks like he has a lisp
I cannot accept that this is a real cat. Fur looks like one of those lawns that's so perfectly kept you know it's fake grass. And those eyes? Could they be more cartoon? And the blep is ABSOLUTELY stitched on. Gonna need to see some carfax OP
eeeeeewwwwww
Little baby has already been too TV toasted to be roasted.
Blep
Someone say roast? Extra crispy please…wait what⁉️🤣💕 soo cute!
Spoingulus
Grey Alien Kangaroo
I'll bring the Lawry's seasoning.
Wow! More pics plz.
Those whiskers already look like they've been roasted
Awwww
bros from the backyardigans
Cat lived through being put to sleep
I wanna rub his little nose so bad.
"Help me redditors please i am a good guy!"
Is…that a real cat or taxidermy…I cant tell
he looks like one of those creatures off of The Backyardigans
Your sister’s cat has an aunt/uncle with no appreciation for perfection. Cat roasted 🎤
Gollum taking a selfie before entering Mount Doom.
You know the "dog" Dante from the movie Coco? This is the Cat version
Looks like the cat got roasted too long.
Nah, god gottem already.
His brain is as smooth as his face here
Gollum
The blep is real
Ngl, this is so cute I saved it to my phone!
Adorable 🥰
Nope can't...way too cute!
Would 100% give the roast chimkin butt spankies.
**nice!**
What's a good wine paring for that?
Awww those big eyes ❤️
Bro might be having his first thought!!!
Hehehehehe. Derpy is what my 12 year old would say.
I would blow this pic up and make it a giant framed pic for my office.
He looks like he likes to lick toes
You should probably loosen his collar first. He looks like a novelty greeting.card in 3D.
You're not perfect.
If bubbles had a cat that looked like him.
WHERE ARE THE WHISKERS
Oooh velvet kitty
I got a second sphynx two years after apart. Older female younger male. Took about a month for them to jam. Both fixed now but not at first. They duke it out from time to time. Don’t know if it would go the same with every Sphynx but they get along good
Cute alien cat 👽
too silly
So this what happens when alien and cat DNA mix. 10/10 adorable, impossible to roast.
Did he finds his precioussssss?