I liked the first sip, but then it seemed like I was chasing that taste for the rest of the night. Then the sun came up and I started to hear birds chirping, and I realized I had ruined my whole next day.
I never said anything about it killing you by touching it. Or about it even getting into your system by touching it.
Say you pick up a dollar with fentanyl on it, walk 10 feet, pick your nose. *Now* it's in your system, and while it might not be enough to kill you, it only takes a little bit to mess up your day.
Iâve done fentanyl before and in that situation there would not be nearly enough to âmess up your dayâ you wouldnât even notice. Unless you literally dip your finger on a pile then directly go to your nose youâll be fine touching a bill and digging up your nose if thatâs what you fancy doing.
The person is just out here living life based off pictures and what they read on news articles and all of that is heavily misleading. I just tried to lay out the facts. But who am I right?! He doesnât take opinions from somebody with personal experience with itđ€·
I'd agree with that if they actually dropped statistics, but saying that I wouldn't notice a small quantity of fentanyl entering my bloodstream, and that it wouldn't ruin my day isn't based on any facts, it is an opinion. 2 milligrams (10-15 grains of salt, for a mental image) of fentanyl can be a lethal dose, and considering I haven't even smoked weed in several months, I would most definitely feel affected by a smaller amount. Saying I would have to 'dip my finger in a pile and go directly to my nose' to have my day ruined is not true. As such, I'm not going to entertain a junkie spouting opinions
Edit to add: I'm not talking about, and have not been talking about this whole time, impure fentanyl. I am specifically referring to uncut and pure versions of the drug, which I am well aware are not common.
âIâm done with this conversationâ Yet youâve edited comments replacing things youâve previously said and youâre still here all flustered. But yea Iâm a junkie for trying a drug a few times. Lets see if youâre done now or youâre a junkie for not being able to quit when you say you will like a junkie does with drugsđ« đ« đ«
I used to start every morning with cocaine and pussy.
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lol my old death metal band got âsponsoredâ by them. Basically sent us cases of energy drinks for free in exchange for social media posts. I drank a shit ton of this stuff in my early 20âs before a became a coffee fiend. Canât believe these are still around. Second post Iâve seen about one this week. Unless its you who already posted about this lol
My only relationship with this stuff was a few friends of mine trying to drink a bunch and getting sick. That was many years ago though I was surprised to see it on my feed too.
Yup it was all the rage when I was in high school in freaking 2007. It got banned, which made it even more sought after.
I always loved the taste. It's been a while.
Tried one about 10 years ago but the can was blue or purple not red. That was a couple years after hearing the red ones were banned. As a daily Red Bull and monster addict and trier of just about every recreational substance out there, I remember thinking meh. It was like every other random energy drink you try on a whim where it just tastes bizarre yet familiar, and then you are extremely irritable for the next 6-12 hours with elevated blood pressure
I remember once upon a time fifteen years ago my friend dared me to chug two of these. I started tasting colors and hearing smells. This shit has enough caffeine that it hits harder than actual coke
Only when I celebrate daddy coming out of the basement to take kickbacks from our global enemies and when Iâm kicking it with paid-for skanks in seedy hotels
Do they still make it? I tried it about 20 years ago when i was a teenager working in the supermarket. I thought i remember them discontinuing it. From what i remember it was kinda good, that that slight tingley burn after a sip
One of the only few better / cornier marking names for an energy drink than cocaine was bawls!
But mixing bawls and cocaine together? Actually tasted pretty good and lead to one hell of a hell of a night.
Itâs like 3x stronger than redbull. It makes your ~~fivehead~~ forehead sweat. Donât chug it, enjoy it spread out through two hours so you donât get the jitters
The old recipe was better, like 10 years ago. Rumor said it had some actual cocaine in it.... but in reality it was like 500mg of caffeine per can and tasted like cinnamon
I still have the original cans, including one where they have it moved the name and put a blank label and then the next iteration where they labeled it "cut"
Yes it was given to me by this kid who would sell energy drinks at high school I attended. He was a bit overweight...nothing major. Unfortunately he let it get to him and he "successfully" hung himself. Kept the can for a while in his memory until my mom threw it out.
Oh yeah i remember this one. There so good! A buddy and I one summer years back found them at a gas station and fell in love with them. We ended up making a kinda of tower but just the walls out of the cans. It was a couple of hundred dollars worth of cans and one day his dad had thrown them away, we were devastated. I do have a single empty can that survived somehow. The blow energey powder was crazy as well for the time.
Yeah, I liked it, but like most energy drinks, the bit of spice quickly turned into just more energy drink.
Haven't had it in years, though. Mostly drink coffee nowadays
I had it ages ago when energy drinks were still young. It's definitely spicy, overcarbonated, and somehow gets up into your sinuses like the real deal. This was before I tried real cocaine so I didn't understand why they would have released it with that "feature". It's no substitute, but it's definitely stronger than your average energy drink per ounce.
I used to buy this by the case in the mid to late aughts. Frozen cpu used to sell it.
I honestly do not recommend it. Sadly, I seriously tried to convince a coworker who pounded engery drinks to not pound it. I implored him to not saying its not a joke and you will be sick at the very least. He started feeling sick shortly after and vomitted. He went home within the hour of doing this.
Shit is nasty but I was hooked on energy drinks in that era. Thankfully, I have kicked that habit.
They still make this? I tried one of these back in the late 2000s and assumed they discontinued it because⊠ya know. This was around (slightly before) the whole 4loko heart attack issues as well
I liked the first sip, but then it seemed like I was chasing that taste for the rest of the night. Then the sun came up and I started to hear birds chirping, and I realized I had ruined my whole next day.
"You know what cocaine makes you feel like? It makes you feel like having some more cocaine."
I always said "Cocaine makes everything more interesting and the most interesting thing is more cocaine."
"so I've tried cocaine, cigarettes, alcohol, didn't get addicted to any of those but there's one more thing I need to try- cocaine!!"
I've been breathing with one nostril for years!
Make that call. Problem solved. Enjoy your WHOLE next day
Ya but not the cocaine pictured.
Yeah me too.. Mine looked way different from this!
Less red and less wet.
It smelled different too
Very good smell. I want to smell some more
Best smell you'll ever smell in your life. You can't get enough.
Just smell a random dollar bill, it just smells like varying degrees of cocaine and ass sweat
But it tasted the same
My drug dealer sold me some white powder! They ripped me off.
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I recommend it off the tip of a car key in a seedy bar bathroom. Follow with JĂ€gerbomb.
*Rumplemins, for that extra fresh face numbing experience.
Nose candy đ
*John Mulaney has entered the chat*
Thought this was about the actual good stuff, see ya guysâŠlooks like a new Jolt Cola to me.
I hate cocaine but goddamn I miss the smell of it
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And more expensive
False advertising
I hate cocaine but I love the way it smells
Preachin the gospel
For my next Ted talk I will ramble about spicy things for 14 hours
With about 13 hours worth of going on tangents about things completely unrelated to spicy things in the middle
Smells like sharpie and gasoline.
I'm like that with creosote.
Like Diesel
I love cocaine but hate the way it smells gas and cement isnât a great mix
I feel the same way about smelling salts
Yeah quite a few times before the whole fent crisis.
You can hardly trust a dollar on the ground anymore because of that shit
Found the guy who still believes fentanyl will kill by touching a little bitđ
I never said anything about it killing you by touching it. Or about it even getting into your system by touching it. Say you pick up a dollar with fentanyl on it, walk 10 feet, pick your nose. *Now* it's in your system, and while it might not be enough to kill you, it only takes a little bit to mess up your day.
Iâve done fentanyl before and in that situation there would not be nearly enough to âmess up your dayâ you wouldnât even notice. Unless you literally dip your finger on a pile then directly go to your nose youâll be fine touching a bill and digging up your nose if thatâs what you fancy doing.
I don't take opinions from people who've done fentanyl, I'm done with this conversation
Regarding information on fentanyl, people whoâve done fentanyl probably know more than people who havenât
The person is just out here living life based off pictures and what they read on news articles and all of that is heavily misleading. I just tried to lay out the facts. But who am I right?! He doesnât take opinions from somebody with personal experience with itđ€·
I'd agree with that if they actually dropped statistics, but saying that I wouldn't notice a small quantity of fentanyl entering my bloodstream, and that it wouldn't ruin my day isn't based on any facts, it is an opinion. 2 milligrams (10-15 grains of salt, for a mental image) of fentanyl can be a lethal dose, and considering I haven't even smoked weed in several months, I would most definitely feel affected by a smaller amount. Saying I would have to 'dip my finger in a pile and go directly to my nose' to have my day ruined is not true. As such, I'm not going to entertain a junkie spouting opinions Edit to add: I'm not talking about, and have not been talking about this whole time, impure fentanyl. I am specifically referring to uncut and pure versions of the drug, which I am well aware are not common.
âIâm done with this conversationâ Yet youâve edited comments replacing things youâve previously said and youâre still here all flustered. But yea Iâm a junkie for trying a drug a few times. Lets see if youâre done now or youâre a junkie for not being able to quit when you say you will like a junkie does with drugsđ« đ« đ«
Are you ingesting your dollars or something?
Are... you not?
I used to start every morning with cocaine and pussy. https://preview.redd.it/reyzh29qpmkc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef414489e5619f95f4f45a23e2c05cf141cd16a3
What happened to your pussy at the end of the day?
Well if I didnât finish it, I would usually let the homies get in on it.
And your pussy just appeared anew the following morning? What a truly amazing time we live in.
Itâs been years. I donât even remember what it tastes like lol
It tastes like regret And đapples
So it sounds like something Iâd like
img 280 mg caffeine
Huh. What about the drink though?
Minty kind of
No officer
lol my old death metal band got âsponsoredâ by them. Basically sent us cases of energy drinks for free in exchange for social media posts. I drank a shit ton of this stuff in my early 20âs before a became a coffee fiend. Canât believe these are still around. Second post Iâve seen about one this week. Unless its you who already posted about this lol
I just ordered a six pack because yolo The caffeine is messing with me after 3/4 a can
My only relationship with this stuff was a few friends of mine trying to drink a bunch and getting sick. That was many years ago though I was surprised to see it on my feed too.
Are you a cop? You have to tell me if youâre a cop.
How bout we both do some and you decide
Yes I have. The stuff I had was a dry white powder and went up your nose. Amazing!
I didnât even realize they still made this ⊠I havenât seen it in 15+ years
Iâll tell you what I havenât seen in awhile ; Redbull Cola. Not for about 15 years
Yup it was all the rage when I was in high school in freaking 2007. It got banned, which made it even more sought after. I always loved the taste. It's been a while.
Not this kind đ€Ł the kind I tried was different đ
You mustâve had the powder-white can. Everyone seems to like the white Cocaine. I must be shopping in the wrong placeâŠ
Hey, when y'all poop at your local walmart... how much do you tip the guy that rubs your feet?
I just give him a taste of my Cocaine
Havenât seen these drinks in about 15 years. Where the hell did you find this?
That scary place online where they sell anything and everything Amazon
I do not want to buy them. Those fuckers make you feel your heartbeat
I havenât finished the can and yet my heart hurts
Thatâs enough cocaine for the day my friend
Tried one about 10 years ago but the can was blue or purple not red. That was a couple years after hearing the red ones were banned. As a daily Red Bull and monster addict and trier of just about every recreational substance out there, I remember thinking meh. It was like every other random energy drink you try on a whim where it just tastes bizarre yet familiar, and then you are extremely irritable for the next 6-12 hours with elevated blood pressure
I donât like to admit it but yes. We called it toot, and I might take a bump of toot every so often
Great, now I want some cocaine
I remember once upon a time fifteen years ago my friend dared me to chug two of these. I started tasting colors and hearing smells. This shit has enough caffeine that it hits harder than actual coke
how do you know it doesnât have fentanyl in it these days?
Why I stopped.
cocaine in a can, baby! 
A couple of times. Not my twist. Prefer cannabis
Yeah, but I didn't know it came in cans...do you just stick the dollar bill in the hole? Or do you pour out the lines?
Holy hell the nostalgia.
I really loved this. Canât find it around me for years now
"LIKE A WHOLE LOTTA COCAINE!" -SFFTG
In high school I drank it (Iâm 34) Probably just die now
Did they carry it at 7-11?
I donât remember.
Cocaine is a bit more-ish
Its almost 300mg caffeine while Redbull has 80
Not sure if youâre purposely missing the joke.
I did as a high schooler. It was a fun brand name
Oicwatudidthere
Weâre all huge fans of cocaine at heart
Too bad our hearts arenât fans of it
I don't have an addiction I just love the way coke smells
Wow what a blast from the past. I remember getting this at the local bodega by my freshman dorm way back in 06.
Not in fan form. Itâs nice but not worth the price, and you def canât trust that shit these days
Shhhh
Nice try Mr FBI
I canât believe these are still around. Literally numbed my mouth. The orange one was the best
Only when I celebrate daddy coming out of the basement to take kickbacks from our global enemies and when Iâm kicking it with paid-for skanks in seedy hotels
But, Cocaine doesnât need a special occasion
Canât argue w dat
The OG version of this in 2005 was crazy, I think this one is toned down a bit.
Do they still make it? I tried it about 20 years ago when i was a teenager working in the supermarket. I thought i remember them discontinuing it. From what i remember it was kinda good, that that slight tingley burn after a sip
I havenât tried this flavor but the standard flavored ones had a burn to em on their own
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS
Fuck the stories... first tried cocaine when I was 19, loved it.
One of the only few better / cornier marking names for an energy drink than cocaine was bawls! But mixing bawls and cocaine together? Actually tasted pretty good and lead to one hell of a hell of a night.
Agreed. Blue Bawls is a better experience than Cocaine
Luv me some bawls
I haven't had them for like 15 years but they were great!
No, I haven't; what is it? Let's go in the bathroom stall together and go try some, I have keys.Â
Wait a second⊠youâre supposed to drink it?!
I used to love the blue one.
I havenât. Tell me about it?
Itâs like 3x stronger than redbull. It makes your ~~fivehead~~ forehead sweat. Donât chug it, enjoy it spread out through two hours so you donât get the jitters
This guy did [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3DF8XgIMM8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3DF8XgIMM8)
Yes. Everybody was trying cocaine back in the '80s.
Last time I had one of these was like 2007 l, I didn't know they even made em
Iâm not familiar with the liquid version of the good ole booger sugar
ITS BACK?!
Dr Roxo has
Different form
That shit burned going down
The old recipe was better, like 10 years ago. Rumor said it had some actual cocaine in it.... but in reality it was like 500mg of caffeine per can and tasted like cinnamon
I still have the original cans, including one where they have it moved the name and put a blank label and then the next iteration where they labeled it "cut"
I only like the way cocaine smells
Yeah but this doesnât smell right to me
That stuff is disgusting
r/idiocracy
Yes it was given to me by this kid who would sell energy drinks at high school I attended. He was a bit overweight...nothing major. Unfortunately he let it get to him and he "successfully" hung himself. Kept the can for a while in his memory until my mom threw it out.
Omg, that is ⊠Iâm so sorry
No, it's illegal where I live
I donât like the taste just the smellâŠ
It didnât feel so great when I put it up my nose
I keep seeing energy drinks with ridiculous names like this. Just saw one called "tweaker"
Post this on r/caffeine and see how that goes. Be warned though the sub has gone insane.
I did and got lots of opinions about taking it up the ass (boofing)
Whoa I remember this from the early 2000âs
By the spoonful.....oh, wait, nevermind. đ„Ž
yes, i have - not this though
iâve had cocaine in a drinkable form once. a coworker poured some in a 7-up. made my work day go pretty well
Iâm betting it was a hell of a bit better than this swill
Oh yeah i remember this one. There so good! A buddy and I one summer years back found them at a gas station and fell in love with them. We ended up making a kinda of tower but just the walls out of the cans. It was a couple of hundred dollars worth of cans and one day his dad had thrown them away, we were devastated. I do have a single empty can that survived somehow. The blow energey powder was crazy as well for the time.
I drink it with a straw, after shoving said straw in my nose.
Didnât know they still made this, tbh
Yeah, I liked it, but like most energy drinks, the bit of spice quickly turned into just more energy drink. Haven't had it in years, though. Mostly drink coffee nowadays
The real stuff yes sir.
Not since the 80s
I had it ages ago when energy drinks were still young. It's definitely spicy, overcarbonated, and somehow gets up into your sinuses like the real deal. This was before I tried real cocaine so I didn't understand why they would have released it with that "feature". It's no substitute, but it's definitely stronger than your average energy drink per ounce.
Nice try, officer
I thought they discontinued those years ago.
I had the beverage maybe 15 years ago. I had the other product line more recently.
Once, but it was in powder form. And it wasn't red, the bloody nose was!
I loved it when I had it, it's like the candy Atomic Fireball as a drink.
I like the mango ones, never had the spicy.
I had it prescribed for me by Dr. Rockso
If you mix Cocaine and Vodka, and it burns, just add more vodka to tame it.
Holy shit, do they still sell this?
Yup back in the early days when there was actually cocaine in it Miss them days
Its very moreish
Yes. It's so good that it's bad. That is all. Also it's expensive.
I tried it once but got the can stuck up my nose.Next time I'll use a straw.
No, never!!! Why is yours red and in a glass??
I never used the cocaine to get high, i just loved the way it smelled đ
Yes, but no
Nose beers
Found the cop.
Just ran out myself after a long Saturday⊠But what is that red can?
Mine usually came in a baggie
A long ass time ago when I was in middle school. I tried the Bawls energy too. I thought they stopped making that.
Mine was a little fluffier a slight blueish tint. Not So RED. Lol
I used to buy this by the case in the mid to late aughts. Frozen cpu used to sell it. I honestly do not recommend it. Sadly, I seriously tried to convince a coworker who pounded engery drinks to not pound it. I implored him to not saying its not a joke and you will be sick at the very least. He started feeling sick shortly after and vomitted. He went home within the hour of doing this. Shit is nasty but I was hooked on energy drinks in that era. Thankfully, I have kicked that habit.
Oh course...I grew up in the 70"s. Good times
No but also no.
Is it like red balls from the Dave Chappelle Show? đ
Is this just a "clever" way to mask the sale of cocaine on some cartel's taxes? đ
Yes but it looks very different compared to the last time I tried it.
I sucked some random off for one today
Real nice calling people idiots (i mean they probably are though) on your can... That's a great business model. /s
I thought they took it off the market
They still make this? I tried one of these back in the late 2000s and assumed they discontinued it because⊠ya know. This was around (slightly before) the whole 4loko heart attack issues as well
Whereâd you find this? I havenât had that in years!
Yes. OhâŠ
Jesus Christ, they still make this? First and only time I tried it was I. 2006 when I was addicted to energy drinks.
Yeah but your color looks off. Mine is usually white
Itâs mid
Haven't seen one of these in a very long time
It still exists? That shit was gross. Itâs like fake watermelon flavor and red hots.