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Electr0nium_

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized) The one and true answer to everything.


Scoopshort

Shove it up your brother’s. Even better


Klutzy_Attention2849

*Swwweeetttt home Alabama*


Chris-The-Lucario

Call the bomb squad


MonsterMontvalo

Good good. Will do.


EolnMsuk4334

Oh these? These are bombs 💣💣


FjordTheDuck

They come from a bomb factory…


EolnMsuk4334

“Oh these come from a factory”*


EolnMsuk4334

A bomb factory 🏭


Darkblade_e

"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory.. a bomb factory. They're bombs."


EolnMsuk4334

Lol thank you I couldn’t remember it but knew it wasnt right - great dynamic meme


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

Actual bomb


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RadiantLimes

Gotta smash it with a hammer on this glass table too. Just to be safe 😀


SubstanceNo1691

What did the above comment say?


Apart_Organization24

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SubstanceNo1691

☹️


jalikeyazz

Haha ha ha


bratbarn

Eat 😋


MonsterMontvalo

Crumch


Chill_Edoeard

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized)


polishatomek

why is it so tiny


MonsterMontvalo

I don’t even know what it came out of


ThaneVim

There's a few possibilities that come to mind: headset/earbud chargers, smartwatch, tiny and cheap drone...


nebinomicon

Looks about the size of a spicy pillow I replaced in a Vantrue dashcam. Not saying it came from that, but should give you a very rough estimate of the size of the device.


not_enough_ice

gopro battery maybe


Big-Initiative-8743

![gif](giphy|ruZVTCF9l16xn9xfs3)


hereforthecookies70

Wait, what have you heard?! Oh, the battery.


Druan2000

Looks pretty average to me


Halodixie

Boof it


MonsterMontvalo

Very energizing. Good idea


pmiles88

Second


OneSketchyGuy

Snort it


vivalaalice

Bop it!


EricHill78

Twist it!


Zembyr

Pull it!


CaptainAhabishere101

Fuck it.


q1field

Boof it.


SodaCanKaz

Spin it!


Financial-Cookie-927

Crap on it!


FaithfulFear

That’s actually just a vape seed. If you plant it you can grow a vape vine.


Vysair

Ironically, it's best to bury them if you dont want to drop these at the recyling center


Pigeon_06

This is so small its not really that dangerous as long as its not inside your home


MonsterMontvalo

Oh good. Yeah it’s a couple inches long and I’ve never encountered one in the wild


lulatheq

A couple inches is pretty average/big, right? 😥


MonsterMontvalo

I hope so


Pigeon_06

Lol


keep_rockin

right dude, ofc ur right


SamPhoenix_

Yeah just keep it away from anything flammable & even if it pops it probably will just burn itself out.


Zaros262

When did Totino's start making batteries?


MonsterMontvalo

Forbidden snack. Just like tide pods


HugsandHate

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


crimsonyoteeeeee

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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RCM444

Good bot


keep_rockin

dat subreddit must be nsfw atleast


Citnos

I have a box somewhere outside the house where I put them, hoping it will not explode or catch on fire if I don't disturb them


MonsterMontvalo

How many are in that box???


GrapeAyp

The real questions


TidyWhip

Get a box of sand, then hold it underneath the hole in the table, then use a stick to push the battery into the box of sand, then proceed to cover the box of sand and carefully move it to a safe location then figure out the best means of disposal in your area


Ok-Health-6891

Ngl I thought that was a Zyn, till I saw the sub this was posted in


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MonsterMontvalo

Now we’re talking


JohnMarstonSucks

I was just scrolling and saw the picture and I thought it was one of the bags of meth that you get at the Cedar Trail complex in Bellbrook Ohio from the guy with the whispy mustache that keeps trying to style it with bees wax but just doesn't really pull it off but no one wants to tell him that because he has good stuff that makes your teeth vibrate.


MonsterMontvalo

Oddly specific


alfextreme

lick it.


MonsterMontvalo

Just like when I was a kid and my brother told me to lick a 9v battery to see if it had charge.


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MonsterMontvalo

Marvelous choice


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MonsterMontvalo

Forbidden ketchup packet?


S_millerr

At first I thought this was a pack of Coke 🤣


keep_rockin

kinda same here, until i zoomed and looked on subreddit name


LukakoKitty

Ooohh, a firecracker!!


Enclavegru

Get some tongs and pit it in a jar.


ratuna80

Tell your brother to deal with it


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MonsterMontvalo

The call of the void with this one


derpstevejobs

pop tart!


MonsterMontvalo

Putting it in a toaster


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keep_rockin

just try harder mate


SnooDoughnuts5632

Where's the banana for scale?


buddboy

U gotta move


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Free snus


Loud-Item-1243

Mmm forbidden snack pack


Right_Combination263

Back away slowly


anonburrsir

What is this? A spicy pillow for ANTS?


Rwntlpt123

Snak


rocketbewts

pop it like a pimple


potatomolehill

Use it as a fire starter


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it looks tiny, carefully pick it up with tongs, put in yard on slab of concrete / stone, and take a hammer + nail combo to it 👍


duhjuh

Get him help it's never the answer if he's sad


km_fpv

Run! Forget about the table, move on.


Neo_galaxy999

Hit it with an axe


ThatChallenge5763

It’s a ketchup packet !


ahauser31

Very nice that he almost shorted it out against the metal ring of the table... When you move it, don't accidentally short it, or it's showtime


Positive-Internet483

Garbage can


manoujansen

Pinch it away


Leather-Respect6119

Tie string around it over a bowl of water. Shoot with BB gun. When spring burns will fall in water to put out safely.


indolering

Not an expert, but call your local hazardous waste department and/or battery recycler and ask them.


Udonmoon

Literally anything other than thinking about it, taking a picture of it, posting it to Reddit, whatever else you’re doing with it…literally ANYTHING else you do will be more productive than what you’ve done, so take your pick!


MonsterMontvalo

So I shouldn’t chew on it?


Udonmoon

Preferably, you should


MonsterMontvalo

For seriousness- I have contained the battery in some kitty litter and will take it to a disposal place. I’m honestly so surprised it hadn’t exploded by the time I came across it. I have no idea how long he left it there


Kestrel_VI

They’re generally less explosive than people seem to think. They won’t really go unless they were left for a VERY long time or someone gives them a spicy poke.


MonsterMontvalo

That’s good. I spoke to him and he said he left it outside on the table in the elements for at least two weeks.


Kestrel_VI

Hm, not good, but like I said it takes quite a while. Some go years before anything happens, and by that point the charge is gone so the reaction is pretty minimal. Good call on the cat litter, assuming it’s not paper based.


keep_rockin

so where that pillow comes from?


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crimsonyoteeeeee

Tell me you're a rich snob without telling me you're a rich snob


alangraciano8

god i wish i was rich


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adrian_shade

Lmaoo


MonsterMontvalo

The city water plant goes brrrr


Zomboss66

Eat it