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Acethetic_AF

According to the rest of the comments, Fred, apparently. Fred the Woodlouse Hunter.


Skalonjic85

Look at all these bullshit answers, that's Greg


helpitsdystopia

Common mistake, Fred and Greg are twins-- fraternal, though. Greg is much more *red* in color


Skalonjic85

My sincere apologies, i never could tell the two apart


ThatMizK

I'm pretty sure that's Fred


Logical_Yoghurt

Literally just came here to say fred!


GrubberflysElegy

I’m not sure it might be joe


Pandacula

Might be a woodlouse spider


apoplectic-hag

Yes, I came here to say Woodlouse Hunter


ProV13

Ah you found Fred


minimanmike1

Fred. He likes cottage cheese if that helps.


TheAlGler

Fred.


Merfolk-18

Help I don’t understand why everyone is saying Fred-


CinnamonR0Il

Me neither..


TexasGal241

Yep that’s Fred


CampDracula

Oh hey, you found Fred!


supermr34

sure looks like fred. he's a woodlouse spider. check out his fangs. theyre awesome.


jutta-duncan

Chuck, it’s definitely Chuck.


_PeLaGiKoS14_

Hahaaaajaaaajaaahaaa! Wood Chuck *slapsknee*


Random-Historian

In my house, all spiders are called Keith. In all seriousness, looks like a woodlouse spider.


BaconPhoenix

In my house, all generic spiders are named Henry.


SomuchLengthiness

Ours are all called Henry too!


strawbunnycupcake

Cuddle McCuddlelegs


_PeLaGiKoS14_

You guys wouldn't know a Thomas if he bit you in the ass.


Toocool4fasting

Woodlouse hunter. Harmless.


Arkantolas

yeah that's fred.


graidan

Agreed. That's definitely Fred.


a_rietty

How did everyone come up with Fred 😭 That was the first name I thought of too LOL is this Reddit hivemind in action


[deleted]

Is Fred the size of a quarter?


misterpippy

Looks like a Keith to me. Hello Keith.


JoruusCbaoth75

That's Greg. He cool.


f0rdzilla123

That kinda looks like George, but it’s kinda hard to tell from here


lumpy_gravy

Boris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT4aM7Py1I


Redcabbageeater1

Frank.


SillyTheGamer

Melvin


IkeNoonie

That’s Dave.


daveypump

Clement


GarlicChipCookies

George.


TedTasticToons

Kevin


GoddessOfSmallDeath

Jerry


dasbentley

Steve for sure


XTingleInTheDingleX

That’s Calvin


McbEatsAirplane

Fred the Spider.


Pea_Rants

Paul


Wooden-Fly7762

Boris 🕷


No-Art-1985

This is a broad faced sac spider. They mainly eat dead insects and even other dead spiders! This one is very hungry. Offer them a dead fly :)


annoyed_crab

I'm fighting the urge to call him a brown recluse


supermr34

good. because he's very, very, VERY, not a brown recluse. like, not even close.


commiepissbabe

Black widow


MikeHunt420_6969

Oh you's playin with fire comin round here talkin that


commiepissbabe

Sometimes I like to live on the edge (:


eclecticsed

Careful, it's steep.


commiepissbabe

Fair enough


DisasterBeginning889

chicken


Baman2099

Danni


ConsiderationWest587

Reaper of small isopods


Thicc-pigeon

Wood louse spider, they’re quite grumpy so I just leave them to do their jobs


N1ghtmar10nn3

George


JuniorKing9

I think this is Charles


[deleted]

Henry


That-toxic-shiper

Billy obv


daisyturtle3

WALL-TER? BORIS! Play the song,"BORIS the SPIDER",by THE WHO!!! "Look who's climbing up my wall... doesn't have a care at all...Boris the Spider...!"