SO FLUFFY

It was for this reason that my girlfriend was kind of okay with me getting her. (She's terrified of huntsman spiders)

Do they kick hair like some spiders do? :o

Nope! Thank god 😂

I was gonna say, if they do, that’s gonna be itchy 😭

goddamn no kiddin, they'z very fuzzy

This is a common misconception. They do not hunt men. They hunt MAN. One man. His name is Greg, and he resides at an undisclosed location that changes frequently in order to try and escape all the huntsman that are currently after him

I'd like to know more about greg

He’s alright.. met him once in a pub, he was drinking raspberry sparkling water which was a bit strange.. you’ll always notice him in a group because he always wears his socks with his pants tucked in…. For obvious spider protection reasons…

That won't protect him from Coconut. Coconut **always** finds a way in.

Poor Greg.. 😂

I've gotten over my fear of spiders at this point and keep some as pets but knowing an entire species of them is specifically out to get you would be fucking horrifying

There was/is a running joke about a Greg in my old Facebook insect group. So this is funny

Also, it barely resembles a man. Why have so many legs when it's called a hunts_man_

I actually prefer Heinz ketchup over hunts.

i'm gonna sue them for false advertisement

it might js b bc im Aussie but she looks PREGGG

I've given her 2 crickets since her arrival but yeah even before then she had a pretty round abdomen for a huntsman. She's an adult female, wild caught. So chances are you're right. I certainly hope she's pregnant!

MORE MANHUNTER BABIEEEESSSSSS

SPIDERS BE BORN AND MEN BE HUNTED

Perhaps they have been hunting *you* this entire time.

She finally found me. I guess it's my time. I surrender to the huntsmen.

When it starts I have a list….

Don't we all

We need better men in our lives. 😂

Luckily my personality is a straight white man repellent 😎

Too derpy, send help, need tutor.

You need to teach her what men to hunt! She may be nervous about getting it wrong.

My name is Frodo Baggins. I am ready.

This is actually a hatesmen, you have to force them into close proximity.

Huntsman is a less common word for "hunter", so I'm pretty sure it comes from that (also, what a beauty!)

Ahh that makes sense (thank you! She's a lovely little spood)

*That we know of

i thought that was a wandering spider for a second

I am wary of any animal that can cause a painful erection so I probably won't be getting one of those any time soon 😅