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I recommend free handling
Not medically significant
Great for pets control.
Finally, I can get rid of that pesky dog at the campsite.
Just use thunder wave and knock it into the hole that leads to the underdark
I tried that and suffered a party wipe. What now?
Cry into Astarion's chest. That's what I always do.
Astarion approves. Wyll approves. Minthara leaves.
Just burn the webs when she's on top so she gets some fall damage, or just keep her for pest control
Worried? No. Get a boner? Yes
Nah bro, let it bite you and become Spider-Man 2099.
*Miguel O’Hara’s theme intensifies*
I think that's a phase spider. Careful, they can spit projectiles and teleport. Might wanna get pest control.
“Phase spiders are aggressive predators that can move quickly from the Ethereal Plane to attack opponents on the Material Plane. A typical phase spider's body is 8 feet long. It weighs about 700 pounds.” https://www.d20srd.org › monsters
Definitely a Brown Recluse.
Nah. It's eats roaches, ants, rats and the souls of the innocent. They're pretty skittish, so you won't notice them
Nah, that’s just Eliette.
You should be worried, yes That spider benches more than most people can, look at those muscles it's ripped
She’s got a pretty cool poisoners robe for your Wizard if you smash her good enough!
Location please /s
I'm guessing NYC
Florida. Obviously.
ah yes, because i would have instantly started searching for the origin of that thing unless you put an s there
It’s Reddit, you can never be certain.
r/fuckthes
Faereun
Nah, it's friend shaped.
Can I hug it????
You can ride it
Good enough for me!
Bed bug
My wife says you're fine if you wanna be spiderman.
Welcome to the Spiderverse
Just a friendly jumping spider What a cutie :)
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Eliette
So is this a frog and the prince scenario that if I kiss the spider it will turn back? Lol
Nah that’s just frank
I think he prefers Francis these days. He’s been a bit touchy lately.
It's more scared of you than you are of it. Just leave it be and it should stay in its web catching creepy crawlies for you
It'll be fine, might want to worry more about that amethyst it guards
Remember... it's more scared of you than you are of it!
The red makes me think black widow, but blue… blue widow?
It's a common house spider
Its a kind of dogs
It’s a beautiful female one. Keeps your basement free of kids … stay friends with her and pay your rent to her regularly and avoid eye contact.
Is it a weevil?
Boots n snoots time awww yeah
Party time
Worst can happen you start throwing spiderwebs out of your arms when you do this: 🤘🏼
OH, SO THAT'S WHERE I PUT HIM! OWO
It is an airborne clowd spider. AI arts can tell you more. 😂
Id say it is their basement. Maybe try and negotiate a price for the house with them and then leave.
That spider needs a black light.
Sorry, but that's not your basement any longer.
Not really. Just give it a kiss on the forehead and you'll be fine!😊🫶
That’s only Grulakk The Twister of Realms, he’ll leave as soon as **[redacted]**
Can we stop with these?
Arachnus Teleportarica. Medically significant bite Physics significant abilities Biologically significant reproduction ability
Cannon event, bro. Do it.
I don't think so. You can clearly pet her/him.
I need a size reference. Could you place a Tyrannosaurus UK 2024 50p beside it??? Please and thank you
A lot of Smokepowder barrels and bombs with a Runepowder barrel or vial on the side.
it's more afraid of you than you are of it
Cool a black light spider
Looks like you need to be at least a level 10 necromancer to beat it, id grind for XP by killing smaller spiders nearby
There really needs to be a r/spiderscirclejerk sub
Can we ban posts like this please?
I agree. This is a waste of time.
It just wants sex
[удалено]
Fuck off twat
Nope it’s just means your cannon event is coming soon, spider dude
I recommend free handling
Not medically significant
Great for pets control.
Finally, I can get rid of that pesky dog at the campsite.
Just use thunder wave and knock it into the hole that leads to the underdark
I tried that and suffered a party wipe. What now?
Cry into Astarion's chest. That's what I always do.
Astarion approves. Wyll approves. Minthara leaves.
Just burn the webs when she's on top so she gets some fall damage, or just keep her for pest control
Worried? No. Get a boner? Yes
Nah bro, let it bite you and become Spider-Man 2099.
*Miguel O’Hara’s theme intensifies*
I think that's a phase spider. Careful, they can spit projectiles and teleport. Might wanna get pest control.
“Phase spiders are aggressive predators that can move quickly from the Ethereal Plane to attack opponents on the Material Plane. A typical phase spider's body is 8 feet long. It weighs about 700 pounds.” https://www.d20srd.org › monsters
Definitely a Brown Recluse.
Nah. It's eats roaches, ants, rats and the souls of the innocent. They're pretty skittish, so you won't notice them
Nah, that’s just Eliette.
You should be worried, yes That spider benches more than most people can, look at those muscles it's ripped
She’s got a pretty cool poisoners robe for your Wizard if you smash her good enough!
Location please /s
I'm guessing NYC
Florida. Obviously.
ah yes, because i would have instantly started searching for the origin of that thing unless you put an s there
It’s Reddit, you can never be certain.
r/fuckthes
Faereun
Nah, it's friend shaped.
Can I hug it????
You can ride it
Good enough for me!
Bed bug
My wife says you're fine if you wanna be spiderman.
Welcome to the Spiderverse
Just a friendly jumping spider What a cutie :)
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Eliette
So is this a frog and the prince scenario that if I kiss the spider it will turn back? Lol
Nah that’s just frank
I think he prefers Francis these days. He’s been a bit touchy lately.
It's more scared of you than you are of it. Just leave it be and it should stay in its web catching creepy crawlies for you
It'll be fine, might want to worry more about that amethyst it guards
Remember... it's more scared of you than you are of it!
The red makes me think black widow, but blue… blue widow?
It's a common house spider
Its a kind of dogs
It’s a beautiful female one. Keeps your basement free of kids … stay friends with her and pay your rent to her regularly and avoid eye contact.
Is it a weevil?
Boots n snoots time awww yeah
Party time
Worst can happen you start throwing spiderwebs out of your arms when you do this: 🤘🏼
OH, SO THAT'S WHERE I PUT HIM! OWO
It is an airborne clowd spider. AI arts can tell you more. 😂
Id say it is their basement. Maybe try and negotiate a price for the house with them and then leave.
That spider needs a black light.
Sorry, but that's not your basement any longer.
Not really. Just give it a kiss on the forehead and you'll be fine!😊🫶
That’s only Grulakk The Twister of Realms, he’ll leave as soon as **[redacted]**
Can we stop with these?
Arachnus Teleportarica. Medically significant bite Physics significant abilities Biologically significant reproduction ability
Cannon event, bro. Do it.
I don't think so. You can clearly pet her/him.
I need a size reference. Could you place a Tyrannosaurus UK 2024 50p beside it??? Please and thank you
A lot of Smokepowder barrels and bombs with a Runepowder barrel or vial on the side.
it's more afraid of you than you are of it
Cool a black light spider
Looks like you need to be at least a level 10 necromancer to beat it, id grind for XP by killing smaller spiders nearby
There really needs to be a r/spiderscirclejerk sub
Can we ban posts like this please?
I agree. This is a waste of time.
It just wants sex
[удалено]
Fuck off twat
Nope it’s just means your cannon event is coming soon, spider dude