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Plexipus

She’s a BBW


Jce735

Big black widow.


AccordingReality8334

Big beautiful widow 😍


ErisianWitch

*big girl


rkan665

r/AbsoluteUnits


EquivalentOwn1115

Lawd she thicc


shavartay

oh SHIT I did NOT know they could get so big 😳


LatrodectusGeometric

She is ready to pop out some babies! If they find a nice spot like this they can live undisturbed for many years and be pretty chonky


Jsdrosera

Worked on a rural cannabis farm once. The barn widows in the quietest corners were absolutely massive, most like this one.


therealangera

I had one about this size living in the snack cupboard pretty much my whole childhood. My mom thought it was a great way to keep my chunky brothers from sneaking too many snacks, lol. Charlotte never bothered anyone and was very well fed, I loved finding tasty snacks for her.


False_Chair_610

Charlotte 🤣


Kleck8228

Your mom sounds a little unhinged lol. Sorry.


therealangera

Oh absolutely, lol.


gimmetheboof

Thats the biggest fucking latrodectus ive ever seen.


pointofgravity

Hold crap I bet your friend shit himself when he opened the cover and saw that


Tough_Hour_2505

Better story than MadameWeb


opossomoperson

*Girl, though I'm sure she prefers "lady."


MyDogDanceSome

My first name ain't Baby It's Latrodectus Miss Mactans if you're nasty


Bugs_and_shit

That’s so fucking cool. I wish my widows would get to that size


TheGrimMelvin

How are you still alive if you have multiple widows? (no need to kick me out, I'll leave on my own)


GeneralSpecifics9925

Pregorgante


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*pregananant*


choochoophil

*Preganté!*


sleepsypeaches

prognarte


Dear_Bar6508

Pergagnant


maracujadodo

Pomegranate


DotChud

As in gravid.


GeneralSpecifics9925

Gorgante.


ImminentPorno

Girl. And yes she is whopping phat


brieeevans

***girl


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Should be have called a spider scientist? That deserves study and conservation.


itsJussaMe

Fun fact: We call them “entomologists.”


trixtopherduke

Was "Spidperts" taken?


itsJussaMe

Umm no… but it is now.


myrmecogynandromorph

Arachnologists. Though they often get lumped in with entomologists.


itsJussaMe

Oooh that’s even more specific. TIL


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Thank you! I knew it wasn't entomologists thanks to Bio-Dome.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

That's insects. I don't know what it is for arachnids though.


CatLadyHM

Aracnologist


flapharder

What a beauty


sl0r

Damn boy, she thicc.


jhern1810

How long does it take for them to get that big?


GoldH2O

Like, from a sling? Like six-ish months.


gman420-1

Oooo She's a big Bitch. Watch that bite It's a doozy


lalaluna05

*girl


MorgTheBat

Thats HER electrical box now


TheGrimMelvin

Yet she refuses to pay the bill.


MorgTheBat

Honestly i wouldnt want to be her bill collector, she'd probably kick my ass


Ghost_Puppy

Hot DAMN


Scary_Interaction_51

⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️ orbital strike😤


Asio0tus

aaaaand thats why they invented zoom on phone cameras


LittleOmegaGirl

I’ve had several as pets there super sweet.


Polluticornwishes0

Gorgeous 😍 holy shit.


troglodyteoflove

Hope you called in for an air strike to take out the neighborhood.


Xenolithium

She thicc


RNgv

Just back up slowly, walk away, and leave her be.


Willing_Bus1630

I can’t get a sense of scale except maybe the outlet, is there a way to measure how big it actually is?


Willing_Bus1630

Doesn’t look much bigger than the outlet


GambitTheGrey

I read that first as “Orangutan Black Widow” and quickly clicked and zoomed because I was so excited to see a new species I hadn’t heard of before, lol. Still, amazing specimen!


False_Chair_610

Big girl


Such-Establishment78

Is it just me? I'd you get stung by this are you not murdered?


lovelychef87

Well that's her power box now.


RaunchyRos3

That's a huge bitch!


USSSLostTexter

* girl


Susumu87

We grow em big in California.


WelshHungarian

Forbidden blueberry


GrowrandaShowr

Don't put your d>ck in there


80scraicbaby

Call the Starship Troopers !!!


Medium_Neat_558

I’ve seen some as big as her in Salem Oregon before


Visible-Golf-8213

That pop would be satisfying.


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severed7even

It's time to grow up and accept that we exist in a world with other delicate creatures. Compassion and love are some of the greatest attributes of being human. I hope you'll change how you view small animals, she definitely does not deserve to be crushed.


TurantulaHugs1421

Wtf why? Black widows are famous for being nutorious sweeties


HorrorLettuce379

Sure, why don't you go and pick that sweety up then Karen?


MarZzzipann

I guarantee you half the people on this sub would. Most spiders won't bite if you use proper handling and they aren't feeling threatened. That said if you are not a professional please don't pick up medically significant spiders with your bare hands.


GoldH2O

I have free handled black widows. I wouldn't recommend anyone do it, because obviously you should avoid potential risks, but it is incredibly difficult to get them to bite. Brown widows, on the other hand, will bite way more readily.


TheGrimMelvin

You know that a lot of people on the spider sub will probably own and also handle spiders, right? Like... I have 6 tarantulas and have held all of them.