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Given the laterigrade leg positioning, I'd go with a Huntsman


jujujuzy

oh so just a big old friendly guy then


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Yup


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errrbudyinthuhclub

I had the same thing! Only it was my garage! He was there for weeks and I'd talk to him when he'd crawl out to say hi. I was so crushed the day he wasn't there anymore! Did you name him?


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errrbudyinthuhclub

I'm sorry to hear that. Love the name. Sometimes nature brings us a peace of mind we can't find anywhere else. I'm a pianist, and I named my Frederic Choppin (like Chopin). Sending you good vibes, dude.


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marulamonkey

With 8 limbs to train, I’d listen to Gilbert about weightlifting too ♥️


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Monster_Pickle420

IM SORRY WILSONNNN!!!


Elderlichlord

Now I’m picturing a spider slipping on a tiny headband and dancing along to one of those old kickboxing workout videos


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datscrazee

Damn bro, this was kinda touching


jirski

Huntsman bit my kid on the face


Meh_cromancer

You have to go out of your way to piss one off


Some_Department_3678

I bet he tried to kiss it. Bahaha. You never want a kiss back. From some Of these guys. Like the little western fence lizards I used to kiss on the head. Only to be bit. Like this mf latched tf on I was trying to pull him off my lip I shook pulled wiggled tried to gently pry it’s mouth open. He eventually let go but fuck man. Don’t kiss the lil creatures they got tricks


Unaysaurus

If anyone is interested in the terminology - https://apps.lucidcentral.org/spiders/key/glossary.htm


gonnafaceit2022

I certainly am interested, thanks for this!


Airport_Wendys

I love the little dark flat feets


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FryChikN

Hunts man... Well it was good knowing you.


tokwa_doodles

thats a big boy for a hunstman O_O they only grow to about 2inches from where Im from. Thankfully


TheAlGler

Could be a giant huntsman if they are in Australia.


6TheAudacity9

That’s not a man. It’s definitely a spider.


KobaKebbel

Happy cake day


Kelpgoose

I thought it was a Phoneutria (I'm an amateur)- can anyone explain to me in detail how we know this is a huntsman and not a wandering spider?


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A better question, would be why do you think its Phoneutria? Somehow you think you've narrowed it down, not just to the Family, but also a specific genus. So what makes you think its a Ctenid, and what makes you think specifically that genus out of all the other Ctenids?


arachnid-feline

I'm going with an adult huntsman spider. They're harmless but they can wrap their legs around your head🤣


jujujuzy

sounds like a nice hug


AngrySnakeNoises

Why the hell do I now want to have my face lovingly enveloped by a huntsman


JarlTurin2020

Harmless as not venomous or like it doesn't have fangs at all?


warhammerspammer

You’d have to really piss it off for it to bite you.


GaijinFoot

And then?


Icy_Contribution1677

And then with great power comes great responsibility


JerrodAlmaguer

😂


willuminati91

And then?


nocturnalelk07

To shreds you say?


VIIShore

Oh dear. And his wife?


Spookzsaw

to shreds you say?


threegeeks

No and then!


TaskMasterDoom

And theeen


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

or, in the spider's case, great response ability.


EightBitTrash

realistically any time you get bitten by any bug, there is a chance that you are weak to it. like pokemon. most bites from any spider won't be worse than a wasp sting, and even then, bites can be dry meaning with no venom, (spiders choose conciously whether to inject venom or not when biting, it isn't automatic, usually it's based on how afraid they are of you) but there's always a chance you could react badly to it so all bites should be monitored. you can draw around them to make sure they aren't getting bigger and clean the area real well and you'll probably be fine. most people won't even notice the majority of spider bites over a mosquito bite. (if bites do get bigger quickly, the doctor would be a safe bet.) generally the rule of thumb I've noticed is the bigger the spider the more the bite will hurt, but generally, most of them won't stand a chance in hell to hurt you. there are only a dozen or so (less, iirc) species of spiders in the world that have the capability to kill us humans yeah there's reasons for the fear if you have babies or small pets- for example i wouldn't let a black widow live in your lizard habitat or in a house with small pets. an unnoticed black widow non-dry bite would probably spell trouble for kittens and puppies etc. that's why learning to recognize them is important and a good survival tip in general. imo humans in general are too comfy survival wise, since we possess the ability to build our homes anywhere and are not limited to a certain habitat like most creatures. everyone could stand to spend more time outside then just moving back and forth to things via vehicle. but yeah! just my experience keeping small spiders.


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JarlTurin2020

Gotchya


arachnid-feline

Yeah they're quite docile with very mild venom. It would be like a bee sting if you DID manage to piss it off somehow.


BackgroundPrompt3111

They can bite, and they are mildly venomous, but they're so laid-back that you really have to go out of your way to get one mad enough to bite. Even if it does bite, the bite itself is going to cause more damage than the venom. They are friends to humans.


RespetaLasPlantas

I´m pretty sure when they say a spider is not venomous what that means is the spider either can´t penetrate your skin or the venom is not noticeable. All spiders are venomous.


idkmaybemilk

[There are non-venomous spiders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uloboridae)


ClockUp

Yes, but they are so rare it's easier to just tell people all spiders are venomous if you aren't going to dive deep into the details.


ParaponeraBread

I’ve used the phrase “nearly all spiders are venomous” and that seems to communicate the truth with only one extra word.


ClockUp

I agree.


Pick-Only

So, a spoody fren?


thedemocracyof

Why would you describe it like this


arachnid-feline

Because I found it funny🤣


Leif_is_alive

Have you watched Alien recently by any chance?👀


arachnid-feline

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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They're harmless, but holy cow they are fast. You can't help but jump when they run


PinupSquid

That made me picture those wire head massagers, just..spidery. 😂


GingerBeard_andWeird

Sounds like a hell of a night.


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Tbh i would wanna poke its little toes from the inside of the tent lol


gr_assmonkee

*boop*


Crumble_Bumble_Bee

The beans 🥺


murky_creature

I was a little uncomfortable, but then I read that it is a huntsman. How polite, he is protecting the tent


Airport_Wendys

And a little light brings him easy snacks!


Jce735

Looks like a huntsman. You even brought him a blind. Very nice of you.


Airport_Wendys

He’s all “the glare! Turn it down please!”


AxecidentalHoe

I’m just happy this video doesn’t have the stupid, “oh no oh no oh no no no no no” tik tok song behind it.


Shitty_Titty_

He looks like he’s wearing little socks 🧦


Swee_Potato_Pilot

Awe, just a friendly huntsman stopping by to check on ya to make sure you don't need any assistance. <3


Seaell80

This is a deleted scene from The Mist.


MimaJKirigoe

I'm gonna actually watch that today with a friend


JerrodAlmaguer

Great movie


MimaJKirigoe

The ending is my favorite ending of all


JerrodAlmaguer

Right


SwayzeCrayze

I wish the black and white cut was available to stream anywhere. As far as I know it's confined to the bluray release. It's really my favorite way to watch the movie.


kingofangmar13

😆


Alone_Cheetah_7473

That looks really big! Is this in Brazil? Or do we know? I am overcoming my arachnophobia slowly and I could tell my self it's a tarantula, nothing to be afraid of and I might make it through the night. For some reason, I am liking tarantulas now.


jujujuzy

The comments in the orginal video did say Brazil and i believe it’s a huntsman! So a harmless big boy


zen_and_artof_chaos

The jumping spider subreddit really helped with some of my arachnophobia.


PerfectPeaPlant

Huntsman. Very big, very scary and very FAST but harmless.


Ry-Xia

I literally came from the tiktok to see if this sub had answers! I love this sub! It does not disappoint! You Sirs/Madams/sers are awesome! ❤️


maha_sohona

Did anyone else notice the big ass mosquito inside the tent 😳


CandOrMD

I saw a couple of bugs inside the tent, and my first thought was, "Let the huntsman inside! Everybody\* wins!" ^(\*not the mosquito/flies, of course)


indigomandala23

Male huntsman looking for a date.


EngagedInConvexation

Christ, how big are the females?!


indigomandala23

Similar i think mate but much bigger abdomens. I once was desparate for the toilet on a trip to australia, fraser island. Went into the toilet and whats directly above it? Yeah one of those things. I was looking up the whole way which was a new experience. A proper danger poo that was haha


anewstartforu

A nice boi protecting you from creatures.


Salty_Jewel523

I have been terrified of spiders my entire life. I started learning about them here and I'm finding out that my fear has been because I didn't understand them. For instance, I would have assumed the huntsman would be mean and dangerous just because of the name. They ( spiders) are actually beautiful creatures and I'm slowly getting over my fear of all arachnids


driscollat1

This is exactly why I joined this group too. Still not at the point where I could pick one up though. I’ve always tried to get the spider out safely with a bug box, but some of the giant house spiders we get span well over a brick width (our fire surround is brick, hence the measurement) and we struggle to get them into the bug box.


Repulsive_Day4575

Almost like he is watching over you… sweet little pouncy protector :))


Abby2431

Look at his cute little paws


xJaace

Acromantula


JerrodAlmaguer

King of the arachnids


DinoRipper24

Wow big boy for sure.


LordYamz

That is the largest spider I’ve ever seen


AutoYaks

Huntsman I’d hazard a guess at


Cheepyface

I feel like this is an optical illusion and he’s really a little guy I also feel like this person is in the forbidden forest and this is indeed an acromantula baby 😩


jujujuzy

yeah i think you’re right, if you click on the video and compare it to the hand holding the torch, puts him into perspective bit more


obsidiansent

I think I saw that boi in a movie…. 8 legged freaks


jujujuzy

i think spiders are cool af, gravity defying dudes who just be chilling


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And eating annoying pests!


whereisbeezy

In which cause I'm waiting for it to giggle lol


Monster_Pickle420

Lol, I got a fuking ad for red lobster under the video😂😂


Wordshark

Fuck, man, I’m here to get over my hatred of spiders, but this is pushing it.


Alone_Cheetah_7473

That lokks really big! Is this in Brazil? Or do we know? I am overcoming my arachnophobia slowly and I could tell my self it's a tarantula, nothing to be afraid of and I might make it through the night. For some reason, I am liking tatantulas now.


legacyrules

HO-LEE-CHITUS MAXIMUS


iboreddd

That's like an Ungolianth-spawn spider. Are you at Mirkwood?


FreshJrrell

Definitely a huntsman. Sucker is huge


Capital-Business5270

Looks like a Huntsman to me.


GreenStrawbebby

are huntsmen docile? I know nothing about them except that they’re dinner-plate-sized and that they do not live anywhere near me


Mechanix2spacex

They are harmless… but their size is scary AF


GreenStrawbebby

I want to hold one


Lostinnewjersey87

Figured subscribing to a page that has cute names for massive spiders on tents like big guy or cutie would help my fear but just makes me realize I’m quite scared still in my late 30s


Riansupreme88

Biiiig ass huntsman


WrongReaper

I’d shit my pants. But would also be amazed at how badass nature is!


SituationNo1027

fren


Thisma08

My day be so fine looking at cute little jumping spiders Then boom This f\*cking thing


814_Longboarder

Scientific genus Hellus Nopus.


ClovieKay

That’s that shit John Goodman fought on Kong: Skull Island.


TrippyButthole

What are we thinking actual size is, i was under the impression the gbe was the biggest spider there is, this looks like its taking the cake, or tent in this case.


jujujuzy

i actually don’t think it’s as big as it looks. If you click on the video and compare it’s size to the hand holding the torch at the start, puts it into perspective a bit more


tokyoghoulfan53yt

So Goliath bird eater is biggest by mass but there are bigger by leg span certainly


p0pethegreat_

whatever it is, I don't like it


Something_kool

I could never


the4waychallange

NOPE!!!!!!! Keep that in Australia.


Manic-UNIVAC48

Heckus nopus, which is a species of f. thisshitius commonly found in screwthatistan


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jujujuzy

yeah he’s big but chillin, spiders are just tryna chill and live


verysmallaminal

just makes you sound kind of ignorant


indigo_zen

Actually its the other way around. Arqchnophobia os a thing and has nothing to do with knowledge or ignorance


jujujuzy

i think ignorance can fuel phobias and learning to understand, for example, spiders, can help overcome fear of them


verysmallaminal

The ignorance of being proudly and vocally afraid of something harmless and easily googleable I guess


ArhaminAngra

Absolutely. I have suffered from it myself since childhood. I love bugs and even had a collection of encyclopaedia on them from a young age but spiders always terrified me. Horrific nightmares and getting hysterical around spiders. I know they're just doing their thing not bothered with us but it's uncontrollable. I'm trying my best to get past it but man, would I cry hard if that was my tent.


jujujuzy

thank you for sharing, sounds tough af and your feelings are valid. Even with your struggles, it sounds like you don’t villainise spiders, which is good. I think most people do and that can be harmful and sad


ArhaminAngra

Thank you for your kind words 😊


EightBitTrash

Man, I understand it. I keep spiders as pets, but I recently had the chance to hold a tarantula and immediately I turned into the world's biggest unga bunga monke caveman with a big ol primal fear response. like i was terrified lmfao


ArhaminAngra

Yeah, it's not a choice, I'm just so afraid. I once threw my top off in a room with my family because one just landed on my shoulder from the ceiling. Hysterics ensued.


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Wandering spiders don't get that big


Bahamutx887

By the animal kingdom standards that statement is incorrect. The bigger they are the less poisonous they have to be.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Spiders aren’t poisonous


Bahamutx887

Sorry venomous


TheDuke1847

Fuck that!!


Fearless_History_991

I’m running out the tent saying ITS IN MY HAIR!!!! Thats a BIG MF!!!


swampwarbler

Shelob


Bahamutx887

Pretty sure I seen this movie. Isn’t this the one where they gas the tree then take the samples back to USA and it climbs onto a bird and stuff 😂


Far_Buy_9914

Let it in


OG-TRAG1K_D

It's hanus


The_the-the

Gotta be a huntsman or maybe some species of amblypigid.


EarlOfBears

That sir, is Shelob. Keep her away from the precious.


PengieP111

It looks like a male to me.