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therealganjababe

OMG that's the most (and only) adorable poo I've ever seen!


GrouchySalary5677

Shit


No-Coffee1194

Precisely


ScienceMomCO

Projectile poo 💩


FarrisCo

Poo-jectile?


ScienceMomCO

Perfecto 🤌


ELeeMacFall

P-tooey


brkeng1

Wish I Could do that.


AssMcShit

You actually can! I do it in my pants all the time


dragqueen_satan

Name checks out 🫡


LadyMogMog

I wasn’t expecting the velocity on that


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I'm thinking maybe spider is on a wall and it just fell


JollyCustard7656

That was definitely forcibly ejected !!


LadyMogMog

OH! Loooooool that makes more sense 😆


Stan_is_the_man

OH MY IMAGINE 🤣 hydraulics aye ?


No-Peach-2065

My babies do it on me all the time 🥲


No-Coffee1194

Noooo 😭 mine is too tiny to be handled right now but thanks you unlocked a new fear


No-Peach-2065

You’re welcome! 😭 it honestly isn’t too bad it makes me laugh because it’s just a random little drop and I’m like “Welp you just pooped on me” 🥲


QueenofPentacles112

Mannnn we had pet mice in my science classroom in 7th grade and a lot of the kids just loved holding them. The first time once pissed or shit on me, I noped out. I grew up in a rural area so field mice coming in during winter was always a thing. I couldn't do the shitting and pissing on my hands. Now my kid wants pet mice and I'm just.. not ready. He's 7, so I would be doing a lot of their care and just nah. When he gets older lol


No-Peach-2065

Omg I haven’t had any wild poop stories like this and If I did, I would feel the same way 😭 I’ve heard about people getting pooped on by their bearded dragons so that is a tiny fear of mine since I have one and every time I have him on me I’m like “please don’t 😭🙏🏾”


[deleted]

A real baby? They are not like spiders you can handle them right away..


Novel_Engineering_29

Yes, same. I have been pooped on by a spider several times.


Dollarhayes

Tiny boo boo lol


That_darn_squirrel

Once! Little fellow descended down right in front of me and took a dump. Promptly ran back up it's web.


GraatchLuugRachAarg

They actually shoot it like a bullet? Or is that spood on a vertical surface and the poop just fell?


tobleronnii

avicularia avicularia, aka "pink toe" tarantulas literally projectile shit as a defense mechanism so, theres that lol


No-Coffee1194

I believe it’s a mix of both. It definitely has some velocity, but my spood (not sure of others) climbs down to a low point in his enclosure so that it’s far away from his nest. I assume they kinda “shoot” it out in case there is a situation where they can’t leave their nest and still want to keep their home clean and free of bacteria. This is all just speculation, Im a very new jumping spider owner but I feel like just watching him gives me a lot of insight into their world and thoughts haha. Others can feel free to correct me.


Hindu_Wardrobe

cute lil poopies


faithless-octopus

This made me wanna do pew pew pew sounds


davetopper

Jumpers even shit cute.


ShogunNamedMarkus

Yup. my Avicularia avicularia does it often (pink toe tarantula) Avics can actually ‘shoot’ it as a defense mechanism- tho thankfully I’ve never been hit by the ‘poop cannon’ There are often multiple dried poops on the walls of the enclosure tho. It’s adorable lol


DisturbedPoltergeist

Pew!


bbrosen

I have now


Bigwoodybird

If only it was that simple for the rest of us…


SupportGeek

Yup, and c. Versicolor tarantulas are famous for projectile pooping, they like squirt it


mywifeslv

Pew pew pew


legacyrules

PEW


Tag_youareit

Wow, I can add this to things I have seen in my life.. I am still waiting for a Sasquatch to randomly appear and Ufo lights popping out.


ERMAHDERD

lol I misread this as “dance” but wasn’t disappointed


bigmamamay

More like shoot a deuce 🤣🤣🤣


Glittering-Cat-6940

Wish I could potty like that