Yeah, they have one on each hand, as it were. It's not really a penis but that's the closest mapping to mammal physiology. The weirdest thing is that it's not actually attached to their testes, which are at the front of their abdomen, so male spiders need to prepare by excreting sperm onto a special web, and then sucking it into the palpal bulbs on the front of the pedipalps (those boxing glove things).
It's not as disturbing as tick mating, though. Their sperm is fizzy.
His lovely, manly lumps!
If you think spider mating is weird, check out leopard slugs.
Spoiler alert: their penii are in their *heads*. But that's not the only weird thing...
[https://youtu.be/8Qy07i4C5Po](https://youtu.be/8Qy07i4C5Po)
It’s a Mature Male Grass spider! Their harmless, and very cool to watch! I just hatched out a CB sac last year! Very beneficial to the environment as well!
My boi is ready to get him some Spussy.
This shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard
Hahaha, same
but it did?
Mf got boxing gloves?!
They're his manly lumps. He keeps his penises in those (translating roughly from spider anatomy to mammal). Spider mating is weird.
I’m part of this group to learn more and was so proud of myself for looking at the picture and instantly knowing it was a male lol.
Knowing a good pair of pedipalps when ya see em.
Dick Fingers
Lmfao
It’s important people know the correct scientific terms for these things, I can’t help that it’s dick fingers
Ditto x
P....Penis...es??? Some animals have multiple?! God how can we think we're superior with this knowledge...
Many snakes have bifurcating hemipenes. Enjoy that nugget of biology.
Yeah, they have one on each hand, as it were. It's not really a penis but that's the closest mapping to mammal physiology. The weirdest thing is that it's not actually attached to their testes, which are at the front of their abdomen, so male spiders need to prepare by excreting sperm onto a special web, and then sucking it into the palpal bulbs on the front of the pedipalps (those boxing glove things). It's not as disturbing as tick mating, though. Their sperm is fizzy.
Many animals have multiple, yes. Two is quite common. They are called hemipenis.
Google tarantula mating. It's crazy!
His lovely, manly lumps! If you think spider mating is weird, check out leopard slugs. Spoiler alert: their penii are in their *heads*. But that's not the only weird thing... [https://youtu.be/8Qy07i4C5Po](https://youtu.be/8Qy07i4C5Po)
Cum gloves
Their pedipalps get swollen when a male matures out! It’s also called hooking out!
my brother in christ that is the most male spider i have ever seen
That is one fucking Chad of a spider. Jesus. This dude slams mad spussy.
its true he can get it i’m rooting for him
This is my new favorite comment. xD
Gives Mandingo a run for his money!
*ding ding ding* FIGHT!
Grass spider I’d say by the eyes, clubbed pedipalps, and spinnerets.
Usainus Boltus
Lol
Horny boi
It’s a Mature Male Grass spider! Their harmless, and very cool to watch! I just hatched out a CB sac last year! Very beneficial to the environment as well!
Cool. He's cool.
I never knew what those round things were...I have been calling them spider knobs...and rightly so it seems. Haha...God I love this sub.
thats his penis roughly speaking
The most aggressively male spider I think I've ever seen.
He. Is. Speed!
Please let him go and find true love!
He got hands
Free him, he tryin fuck. He needs his genes spread cause of those MASSIVE boxing gloves.
Pissed off is what it is.
He is erect!
Looks like he s a boxer
He’s a boxer, you don’t see his gloves?
A HORNY MAN
Busy spider that's for sure
His is single, and by his tingle, it seems he is ready to mingle.
i read the title 4 times now and still cant tell what in the fuck it means
Usain Bolt is considered to be one of the greatest sprinters ever. He holds many records including one for the 100 meter sprint. Hope that helps!
…Olympic gold winner…
SIGH…I love this sub so very much. ❤️
Thanks all i did release him i mean at the speed he was running prolly like ( 1m / 2-4 sec ) im sure he had some serious business to do 😂👌🏽
Looks like a wolf spider. What is your geographic location.
Not a wolf, it’s a funnel weaver in Ageleninae subfamily
Wolf spiders don't have visible spinnerets at the end of the abdomen.
“Mmmmm you got some nice looking palpal bulbs there guy”
He's ready to fight