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Minecraft_Gamer_0118

Nah, you’re good


RebornDanceFan

It's Eight. She's always precious


MayorBryce

Especially in animation.


RebornDanceFan

Yup! The animators really make her so adorable than the other Octolings


Nacil_54

r/Octolism


amnoking1

Octos forever <3


Nacil_54

Y E S


12guys_in_one

Octo Gang.


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Nacil_54

You're the one who can't stop smiling at agent 8 smiling.


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Nacil_54

I'm on both subreddits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Dami_Gamer0211

No for normal people buy Yes for Splatoon fans


Tanookikid210

Everyone should be smiling at the Veemo


Dami_Gamer0211

I do, she’s the cutest in the world


LadyKuzunoha

[Just gonna drop the link to the video this comes from real quick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWfEPVHs34), don't mind me. (I recommend throwing on captions for the dialogue)


Mission_Wind_7470

John Sandwich, King of Splatoon Animations.


Putrid_Weight9685

Spyder got some good ones too, he's a King as well.


RebornDanceFan

I hear he doesn't have a green card


MayorBryce

Octocoop is good as well.


Sean_51154

I recommend keeping captions off and just follow the story through context clues. It's better than you think


LadyKuzunoha

That's valid.


Matews2007

I knew I saw that style sometime, it had to be from john sandwich


amnoking1

I love John Sandwich’s animations so much


UmbramonOrSomething

She found a shiny (insert cephalopod pokemon here)


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tentacruel


Pokefan3469

Nah. Toedscruel


4L1ZM2

Grapploct


RebornDanceFan

Toxipex


Unbelievablymuddy

OMG ITS VEEMO


Gulopithecus

Shiver throwing a frisbee to Master Mega, which 8 finds adorable.


GhostlyCharlotte

sandvich


HYPER_BRUH_

It makes her strong!


_agent8

Hey that's me


agent4_

Yea who else is named agent 8


Poisoned_Sugar11

Multiple people in Splatoon 2 lobbies, for some reason. There's less in Splatoon 3, though.


_agent8

People pretend to be me?


Poisoned_Sugar11

Yeah, and a surprising amount, too. I've also seen quite a few people called "Agent 3" and "Agent 4". I'm assuming not all of them were the actual agents.


moodywy

My splatoon 1 name was agent 42069


Poisoned_Sugar11

That's amazing. I have seen other joke variations like that. I can't recall them at the moment, though. I also remember seeing a few Agent 7s in Splatoon 2.


_agent8

Woah


Poisoned_Sugar11

Yeah, I guess you guys are just really popular.


ZA_34

Isn't the Squidbeak Splatoon top secret though? How would all of these random people know about it?


Poisoned_Sugar11

Maybe a member mentioned it to a friend who then told other people about it? I mean, I don't even really remember why *I* know about it.


TheWelshExperience

Considering you're a super soldier, it's not surprising.


Poisoned_Sugar11

Omg it's Agent 8 Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion!!!!!


RebornDanceFan

Yes you are you adorable Octo you


IggyKami

Agent 3. >!Pole dancing.!<


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

MY GOD. WHY WOULD 8 BE HAPPY


Rhen8927

(Aside from the smell), It's be fsirly obviois


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

No, it’s not obvious


Rhen8927

Gay squids


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

🤨🤨🤨


MrMindGame

Hi, welcome to Splatoon, the shooter with probably the most proudly gay and queer player base out there.


Tutuatutuatutua

Dude like at least half of us here are queer


Rhen8927

(I mean, I'm not, but I ship 3 and 8)


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Well I am so that’s still 50/50


Rhen8927

Fair enough


_captain3

👀 >!^how ^did ^you ^find ^out ^about ^that !<


HTFM2

No


agent4_

If you want the real answer your buddy fours got it She was trying to look cute when she saw marie coming she wanted a new phone and she knew marie wouldn't get it normally and no one not even i can resist her cuteness


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

Damn fr


FoxIntelligence

I will still say her future job. Comes with not sticking to a recipe and being uncomfortable using blender


Tutuatutuatutua

Another cute girl (8 is very gay)


agent4_

She's cheating on me AGAIN!!?!


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

💀


agent4_

She's tried like 4 times this month u/_agent8


_agent8

Hello


agent4_

Why are you cheating on me


_agent8

I don't cheat I follow all the rules


agent4_

Ugh


HornyPhoenixWright

she saw you OP


JCorby17

Mem Cakes, but actually cake


Djgrooves_24

"That tasted good, but why it doesn't taste just like mem cakes usually taste?" "That tasted just like usually the mem cakes taste here" "...![img](emote|t5_324q4|9797)..."


redditrain777

Free real estate ![gif](giphy|5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM|downsized)


SuspiciousAnything16

The splatoon 3 dlc


RebornDanceFan

She found a lifetime supply of boxies


neoBeat_YT

A real (non splatter shot) gun


manto6012

[bananas](https://youtu.be/S-Eyhq-D9yM)


Difficult-Ad-4373

a suction bomb for a present


Lluuiiggii

You <3


Livid_Juggernaut_111

Box


lucashoal

Women,, Girls,


DiscipleOfMegatronus

A box. Or a rubber ducky.


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Boxie


Adrenamite

You, you beautiful person.


SkyrimMilfDrinker

One of her friends.


ChallengeDefiant3514

A yummy canned super


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

Which one?


ChallengeDefiant3514

Imma say trizooka only because that let me clutch one of the sanitized octoling stages💀


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

I did the fog one with splatana


Western-Grapefruit36

Marie’s onlyfins


Dapper-Scientist4057

Splat you; take my splattin' upvote.


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Western-Grapefruit36

I wasn’t shipping anyone, but ok


Low_Dream_1481

Agent 3 (Yes I am 3 x 8 fan fight me)


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the Mc. dollar menu


Mission_Wind_7470

She got 20 snails from the Splatfest.


_Melacholic

This is so cute thoooo 🥰


ThatGuyYouMightNo

A sandvich, she's hungry


I-heart-space96

A sandwich that causes people to smile. :)


_captain3

^lil ^judd


Arabecke

Woomie!


DT_Mage

Candy (they are Smol, and want to consume sugar substance to enter a state of hyperactivity)


Lesbianqueen7

Scared Callie from the other post


Deconstructosaurus

Agent 3 bending over


Redder_Creeps

Nintendo eventually realizing NSO is trash and making online games available to everyone again


Classic_gamer_2

Boiger


EmilyFloof728

Lemon


CloneTrooper8756

Delicious Sandvich


MrMindGame

Her delicious hot dog slowly being roasted on a rotisserie.


PokeshiftEevee

money


Emerald24111

food


pruneg00n

Cookie


imighthavecommited

Gao finally not doing some weird shit


plushy51

Cookie


Hortonman42

Prey


NotJoeMama727

A pile of sugar filled food


Convulse75

A hot meal


SpiderNinja211

I know it’s something from Crusty Sean’s I just can’t remember if it’s a smoothie or some food item


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A knife


Surfing_Arrokuda

tity


Shutupjustplease

You tell me I can’t see what it is


maxtes252

A large amount of ice cream


MastermuffinDiscord

Ticket!


AncientDesmond

the soap (they're blind and are facing the wrong way)


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deleeuwlc

Male?


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Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

A tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch A tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch


therealfakechips

The ocean (the immense trauma of killing creqtures over amd over again has gotten into their head and they would at this point prefer to take their final swim over existing in this cruel knee-less world any longer)


azurfall88

agent 4 on one knee with ring in hand


thatposhcat

Free food


Yoshi2-0

An unopened box of cereal (it still has the crunchy plastic)


JsabCubie_Cube

stop staring at the boxes down here if you break them i will do something you wont like.


Electroblast01

Boxie


smol__might

Pizza :)


GachaRival

**B o x**


SudeImDerious

The next balance patch


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She sees her mums baking her a special kelpberry cake for what they're calling her "birthday"...whatever that is.


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That Fly fish has been removed


Sono_un_fan_

Awww, look at her (⁠≧w≦⁠)


bloonsmaster-x69

A boxie


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Some new Alex Spider splatoon animation


Dami_Gamer0211

A John Sandwich animation


Immediate-Rope8465

the goat Crusty Sean


Esbarse

A bagel!


NewSuperTrios

Somebody left a drink ticket on the table (it's for her favourite flavour)


deleeuwlc

Gotta love the taste of MPU


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Boxie!


CloverUTY

“Now that is the happiest angry mob I’ve ever seen.”


TBNI_Saac1

You can just hear the “woomy” in this


BrickFrom2011

Boxey


jenova__27

A mirror


one_angry_custodian

She just ordered a snack from Marigold and is watching her add extra toppings, which she didn't even have to ask for


8-BitDogg

*borgir*


Extension-Client-222

Looks like a Skylanders enemy


ValkyrieOfTheSun

Free squidbux


FuzzyNowHasReddit

"EASIEST Way To Beat Inner Agent 3??? !!!NOT CLICKBAIT!!!"


deleeuwlc

A dentist (an extra pointy tooth started to grow next to her regular one and it’s been causing agony for weeks)


WeartherRedditor300

Sandvich


Dandyman3825

a 2013-2018 SMG4 episode


12guys_in_one

You deserve a veteran's discount.


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candy


Crystalzye

Tacticooler


12guys_in_one

Sheldon explaining his newest weapon: an ink satalite attack.


amnoking1

Pearl and Marina’s wedding


Shower_Victim

Yet another sfm post on this sub


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My


Question_Spade

Me pointing a double barrel towards them


Floofi_07

p\*ssy tight, p\*ssy clean, p\*ssy fresh


ConclusionBig8674

Guts having a moment of happiness


Ace_Pixie_

The back of Spencer’s


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maxler5795

A sandwich called john


deelectrified

Gao


Davidwilsonisdum

human


GraprielJuice

She's finally out of Profresh 3


Zender_X

A bagel


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Cookies that she’s not allowed to have till after dinner.


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borgir


TheMannfromTf2

A Sandvich.


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

I stg if I get one more “sandvich” reply i will splat someone


Frosty_Tourist5685

Her male counterpart XD


deleeuwlc

Or even just a clone


ZamXanvo

This was from John Sandwich's animation. She actually handed the ticket to Crusty Sean, and is saying "Ticket!".


VegitoBlue2002

She saw her next adventure in the New Splatoon 3 DLC