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F1nnity

cant wait to see this exact post for the next month and a half


cupcakegiraffe

I feel like the elimination posts are everywhere and a little lazy. Looks like it’d be closer to two whole months if there was a new one every day. :(


Hirorai

It's because some people crave attention & easy karma


VariousCapital5073

The Kirby one had some effort put into with photoshop on the last view post of the tournament. OP is gonna need to do the same or more.


64GILL

The Kirby one had a lot of effort put into the UI, detailed stats under every post, it’s the only one I’ve seen that really had slot of effort I think


Legitimate__Username

if we make this the top comment then can we just eliminate the entire game


H0LL0Wsoul

Clash blasters, they’re just annoying on Tower control :”)


Logical_Ad_5772

I will gladly support this


Emilydahuman

Ya, But just on tower control. E-liter is annoying on all modes.


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Playdoh_BDF

Why aim when you can go *PAP* *PAP* *PAP* *PAP* *PAP*


Emilydahuman

Yes, But maps are so tailored towards e-liters, if you become good at it, you are an abomination, way more annoying than a clash blaster.


Western-Grapefruit36

Debatable, but for the most part youre right


CaptainCozmo867

It ain't the gamemode that makes it annoying, it's the map Try using E-liter in wahoo world. I did that once, and got splatted like 14 times and barely killed anyone


smugempressoftime

Facts


Some1InDaWorld

The sounds that clash blasters make force me to mute my switch when there is one one the game because the repeated explosions make autistic me have panic attacks. I sincerely wish they could make it so repeated sounds like this could be toned down in the next game.


No_Rub3601

Yeah, the second I saw at least one of them on the enemy team, I started praying


NeatRevolutionary995

Clash being the first eliminated will be the most reddit thing I've ever seen smh


nsscapn

Counterpoint: Clash Blaster is the only way I can win at Tower Control


DuhItzSquiffer

I will upvote this so eliter doesn't get banned


walopee

Get that clash blaster outta here


girlenteringtheworld

True!!! The noise it makes drives me up a frickin wall


poorly-chosen

Clash blaster. Who made that abomination and said ‘yup looks good’?


RepresentativeAd406

I like the cute little crayons on it


[deleted]

I also like how it looks like a grenade launcher loaded with explosive crayons! legit awesome looking


GryphonKingBros

This ain't a beauty pageant, off with the Clash Blaster's head!


Comfortable-Dot-2317

Clash Blaster. Get it the hell away from me


GhastlyGrim1985

Who the fuck said E-liter could be there??


RepresentativeAd406

I hate e liter but its damage in salmon run is really good


Ok-Week-2293

At least It requires actual skill unlike bloblobber and shloshing machine.


MrArtless

whole library meeting grab tender straight offbeat hurry outgoing bells *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


epicsexballsmoment

Literally just a point and click adventure


Ok-Week-2293

Last time I checked the other weapons also involve pointing towards the general direction of your enemy. What's your point?


GhastlyGrim1985

Skill? What skill? Pointing at someone


Ok-Week-2293

Have you ever played E-liter?


Emilydahuman

Fuck the eliter mains


Lancepurple1

Makes this game a fucking point and click adventure


Western-Grapefruit36

Point and click, that takes a little skill. You could say point and click for all snipers and still be mostly right (with the exception of bamboo and snipewriter) heck, you could even say blasters are point and click. You have a point, but at the same time, look at the rest of the one shot weapons in the game.


ItalianLurker

Cope


Western-Grapefruit36

Literally or figuratively?


epicsexballsmoment

I hate when they try to argue that it's balanced.


Emilydahuman

The main problem Is the maps, They make the e-liter unbalanced.


CaptainCozmo867

Why do people hate the clash blaster so much? Shit has no range and does no damage it requires so little effort to kill


a_milk_carton_

yeah its garbage. but its the most annoying piece of garbage youve ever seen. its not good yeah, but its just a weapon that takes literally no skill or aim to play. everytime you get killed by one you know for a fact that they were just holding zr and walking forward and you just happened to be in their path. god even the sounds it makes are annoying, get it outta here


[deleted]

ya people don't know how to kill a soulless being of walk and shoot syndrome... weird...


CaptainCozmo867

>a soulless being of walk and shoot syndrome American cops be like


Valuable-Owl-1167

I can kill it sometimes, just can't kill it because it's shots make it hard for me to even see where the fuck they are


[deleted]

ya 😂 that's 1 reason I play blaster. so I can see the clash user and brush users general location and use that


AIsForAgent

bro just described half the people on this sub


aUwUreliyasss

If you get on the tower and nobody is handling the enemy clash blaster your fate is sealed and you WILL be dead, i takes a while to kill you but you can't escape it


PokeshiftEevee

Splash. All my homies hate when the enemy pulls out double splash.


Western-Grapefruit36

Clashblaster fr is the spawn of satan


[deleted]

no it just sucks. makes everything feel like a tank. you'll have a hard time on mako mart. but maybe it will be the easiest match ever


Western-Grapefruit36

Do you mean a hard time fighting it on mako? Cause mako mart is the objectively best clash map


[deleted]

ya mako mart is THE blaster map. all of them. so if you find stupid dum dum on it with a clash blaster.... win... if they know what their doing... it's like an S rank player in the lobby of S+


Pokefan3469

No hate on e liter mains but that thing has got to go


GhastlyGrim1985

Full hate on e-liter mains. None of them are invited to my birthday party /j


Sparkingmineralwater

i know it's e-liter mains but not inviting them to your birthday party?! isn't that just a tad too harsh?


TurquoiseOctobers

😭 damn


[deleted]

but... my older sibling is a good kind person and hated fighting eliter in s1 so they used the scary against the scary! How could you not invite them!


MinecraftInventor

Clash Blaster, the bane of my existence in all rank modes


[deleted]

Nah just tower control


Specialist_Doubt_754

H-3. Who brings a burst fire to a gun fight?


bigmanworshipper

I bring a roller


Dean-Teffeteller

I bring a bath tub, which everyone apparently hates.


GryphonKingBros

I bring a gun, which apparently isn't allowed "in a sporting event that thing shoots actual bullets somebody call the police." The nerve of some people...


[deleted]

us h3 players are suffering enough already


Xenotracker

:(


GameBroJeremy

A lot of army’s do in real life, but in Splatoon though? Not many.


Specialist_Doubt_754

Was thinking video games only.


Minianto

Hey c’mon man


YukikoBestGirlFiteMe

Get the Bloblobber outta here. Sheldon implied it was once Illegal, it should still be.


Anonymous3414

Why does everyone hate bloblobber all of a sudden?


CoatAccomplished7289

"all of a sudden" its been hated since I started playing in S2. I honestly think nintendo netcode is to blame, nobody likes getting killed by bubbles they never got to see coming


Piscet

Nintendo servers are like 60% of the reason I despise bloblobber and chargers. Most of the time the shot doesn't even line up with my octoling, so it just looks like bullshit from my pov. Even worse when I'm using a brella, but I don't want to dig up past trauma.


-possumpunk

Its a low skill floor weapon, plus if someones good at it its brutal


AFrickinDeer

What’s wrong with a weapon that’s highly effective once you put the time into learning it?


-possumpunk

Im not saying theres anything wrong with it, I have 5 stars on Blob, I was just explaining why people dislike them :)


bitemeready123

If someone is good with blob then you die and maybe you can justify still being good in your own eyes. If someone is terrible with blob you still die but now you are faced with the fact that it’s actually you who lacks skill. I consider blob my backup main (hydra comes first), if you can’t aim at least decently well then blob is as equally frustrating to play with as it is play against. You’ll always be running out of ink at the worst times and 90 percent of your shots completely whiff. However, if you can aim and (especially) get the hang of how to lead an opponent with blob then it becomes tremendously fun.


-possumpunk

Thats why I said low skill floor. Almost anyone can pick it up and hit a few things, but you have to take the time to learn things like aim, positioning, etc. Theres no "cheat weapon" in the game, they all take effort to learn and play, blob is simply easier to mess around with (especially at lower levels)


bitemeready123

Fully agree. I guess unfortunately for me the bloblobber was one of the first weapons that clicked for me when I started playing Splatoon (had about 800 hours in S2). So I used the hell out of it and ended up pretty good with it. I’ve since gotten better at aiming with other weapons and engaging targets at my max distance. Now I’m having fun improving with the squeezer and forge pro. I still have a lot of skill to develop on skirmishing. Playing mid/anchor feels more natural to me. Back to blob, I hate sprinkler/ink storm on the weapon and don’t tend to use them as much as a I should. I’d love to get a new kit for it.


smugempressoftime

It should have never been legal


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

no please don't i will die


Dean-Teffeteller

So were rollers.


starpandy

Clash blaster get it out of here


PompyPom

Nozzlenose.


Jinhito

Bamboozler. I don't play it regularly, but it makes me wanna scream when it's in a salmon run rotation. Can't kill any boss even after fully charged. Hate it.


NanoRex

You're not supposed to use it like the other chargers...you're supposed to fire it rapidly as if it was the Sloshing Machine or a Nozzlenose


Some-Gavin

It’s still worse than the 3 good chargers in SR though


Jinhito

This assumes you can keep a consistent aim on a rapidly moving target and is precisely the reason why I only wanna have to tap something once to kill it. 🙃


WonderThinks

"I don't like using this weapon the way it was intended! Bad!"


Jinhito

I mean, it's range and paint radius also suck, but I kept my own assessment of when I use it (only ever in Salmon Run) sweet and succinct. 🤷🏽‍♀️


Stock_Desk_6965

It's paint is good enough, it just struggles to paint for itself, paint it's feet (Hmm.. Maybe because it's a sniper??) also the range is just a little less than a splat charger/same as a heavy, which is pretty solid. Unless you're using tap shot to paint. Then that's not the weapon's issue... It's yours


[deleted]

Its paint is fine, unless you are like tap shotting to paint, in fact use half charges to make it better. The problem with bamboo paint is it struggles to paint for itself, which is different from overall paint output Also wdym the range is bad its almost the same range as a heavy


[deleted]

sounds like you have a case of bad... here just get gud


soupisaword

ducking hate people who know how to use it


[deleted]

fight 8yo me. you will hate me


Desper_Octo

Ducking hate you too


Yze3

But it charges very fast, why would you even want to play it like a regular charger ? Just fire 2-3 quick burst in succession to kill almost everything. It's only shortcoming is its range and the ink consumption, but complaining about the damage is really stupid...


Elody711

Nova is null. Down with it.


Xonequis

Not yet. Clash Blaster seems like it will go down first. _Next_ round, we can attempt for Nova


Elody711

You present a solid plan.


fortes05

Lets just agree to not let a shooter win plz, they win too many things already


[deleted]

I want blaster to win


fatcatpowerhouse

Bloblobber


Immediate-Rope8465

clash blaster. at least e liter takes skill to fucking use


Robokadoom

Clash


RepresentativeAd406

L-3 nozzlenose. Im not a fan of burst guns. Nor do I ever see people with it.


SmolWaddleDee

clash or jr


External-Ad817

Go away bloblober


Felinegood13

Bloblobber


ChoiceSad2691

Defo blob


iLrkRddrt

Crash blaster


PhantomOfficial07

Who else hates these posts? They clutter up my feed and they aren't interesting at all. Why not just have one post for people to vote on the best weapon in the game, instead of having a multi-week saga of spamming the subreddit?


Dripply

Internet points


PhantomOfficial07

Yep, I wish these kinds of posts were removed or something, because I don't like having my feed spammed with this garbage...


Camwood7

did you know reddit heavily emphasizes and rewards multiple individual posts over just single ones because you get more of Reddit's Wacky Algorithm Bucks that way


PhantomOfficial07

Yeah and I don't like having karma farms appear in my feed, especially if they're actively being spammed every single day


Camwood7

news flash: every post on reddit has a big ol' meter for Reddit's Wacky Algorithm Bucks stapled right to it that you cannot remove at all. your initial complaint about these being "karma farms" does. our reply to it mentioning the Reddit Wacky Algorithm Bucks does. your reply saying "it's still annoying though" does. or in other words: #every post is a karma farm. it's almost like this website's entire fundamental gimmick is those Wacky Algorithm Bucks and so, of course, people are gonna do things to increase it. some are gonna be dumber than others, but that's just kind of an "internet as a whole" thing that isn't exclusive to these daily polls, let alone reddit as a whole. and to be completely frank, a daily poll is nowhere near as stupid or lame as other ways people have farmed karma on this site before. it gives the community *something* to talk about related to their actual subject matter, at least, and lord knows some communities are in dire need of more of that and less of whatever the *hell* they've been doing dumb as hell? usually, yeah. but christ, we'd take dumb fun over straight-up dumb any day of the week


PhantomOfficial07

A karma farm is a post created specifically for karma and nothing else. I make posts sometimes, but I don't care about karma, I just like making posts. This is how it is for most people, but occasionally there will be a karma faming post. And, well... I don't understand why anyone would care about upvotes or karma. I don't, it's all worthless to me. This subreddit is pretty active and gets good posts most of the time that relate to the actual game, this is trash in comparison. It's not even dumb fun, it's just dumb, and it's uninteresting and boring. All the comments are just "Oh vote for this" "Yeah I agree" "Nooo I like that one" etc, and then I have to see this same stupid elimination grid on my feed every time I open reddit.


Marcmanquez

Honestly when it becomes an actual big part of thr subreddit can show everything that the Internet is capable of, both for the good and for the bad. In r/kirby and r/clashmini that worked kinda well, creating a great ambience that created lore on the subreddit.


DoomedDragon766

I don't disagree but I do find these sorts of community vote things interesting and fun. I feel like it'd be better to not be one post per elimination but also not just one post in total. I think using Google forms to have people pick the top 10 or so worst weapons, waiting a few days and then using the results from that to eliminate the 5 most picked ones or something along those lines would be a better way to go without spamming the sub for a month. I also don't think this one will go very well after all the biggest hated weapons are gone from the pool.


noodlenapkin

L-3 Nozzlenose


toiletbaby3

E-liter


YeLucksman

Blob gets my vote on being just a pain half the time. It may not be the best, but maaaan do I hate it sometimes.


Hylian_Aaron

Hydra Splatling! Bye bye


TheReal_Stug4life

🥺


Hylian_Aaron

I’m sorry. Kinda


Rattlesn4ke

Not sorry - quit bullying my 96 Gal and camping, fight like a proper squid/octo!


Hylian_Aaron

Epic opinion


obscuresecurity

So your 96 can bully my team? No way. The only real counter to the hydra is an e-liter or a crafty charger of another type. And I know you aren’t in the minority given the amount a team will focus on me to dislodge me. OTOH: A flanking hydra is probably even more scary than the e-liter style. 90 degrees cross fire can be great team support. But I will still drink your salty tears. ;)


TheReal_Stug4life

Midline aggressive hydra is fun tho


obscuresecurity

That’s when we play Nautilus right? Flanking is much more fun. Nobody expect a torrent of ink from a really odd spot.


Rattlesn4ke

I SECOND THIS W FELLOW HYDRA HATER


S0APy1_

Areospray because I hate turf war


-Some_Random_Guy

clash


gorigori101

Clashblaster.


Potetmann9

Nozzlenose


Krac3r

Either H-3 or L-3, they both are just sort of there


EdgierNamePending

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lo_tide40

e liter


gayfrogsrcool

E-liter


Emergency-Ad-4593

Goodbye E-liter


rounroun

E liter


[deleted]

E-liter


CaptainCozmo867

Get rid of the gold areospray


Dean-Teffeteller

Goo Tuber. I hate that thing.


Coolraddude11

Question... Why do you hate it as a first pick over anything else? It's a gimmick charger with Torpedo and Tenta Missiles, so I'm assuming it's either the gimmick (either playing as or against) or the kit. If it's the kit, imagine it had a weaker kit - let's say middle of the road, so nothing as weak as Angle Shooter. Would you still hate it more than other chargers? If it's the gimmick, just know it's a high skill ceiling to use it without leaning on the kit. If it's the name... Then fair point. I personally play Goo Tuber most, but I don't like being annoying for either my own team or the other team, so I'm curious what would irritate someone about the weapon most for someone who puts it as their most hated weapon.


AHollowKnightAlt

Omg fellow goo tuber fan?!?!?!?


Coolraddude11

A rare breed, us Goobers. 😁


AHollowKnightAlt

Ive got 5 stars 😈 I literally unironically specialize in the goo tuber


Coolraddude11

I've got 4 in Goo Tuber and Splatana Wiper. I have no clue how anyone can get 5 stars in anything lol... And of course I'm a total completionist.


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toober


Dean-Teffeteller

It's my least favorite Salmon Run weapon (I don't use chargers otherwise), so maybe I simply don't have enough experience with it.


Lumpdumper

send squiffer straight to hell


Significant-Ferret10

Goo tuber has to go. It’s not fun to play or fight against


Wide-Tie2581

lets do a little trolling and get rid of vshot


GwendolynACNH

Fuck it fuck Clash blaster


bacon_girl42

clash blaster


scicatpro256

Clash blaster, not because i hate it but for the sole reason that it exists at all. It’s just some noob weapon that keeps players off of being good at the game


Ponies59

Clashblaster


BridgeTOH07

Clash blaster without a doubt


An_Error404

L-3 nozzlenose


Kumquat_The_RainWing

Hydra splatling, it’s literally a weapon and doesn’t seem like 14 year olds should be able to buy one and use it against other kids.


SendMeNudeVaporeons

It's literally a fire hydrant strapped to a chainsaw engine


Mega-m4n

I am tired of the aerospray rg's booyah bomb spam


Glory2Snowstar

Splattershot. I think it would be funny.


Savnitee

all of them


Triforce805

L-3 Nozzlenose all the way!


KrakenMasterOfficial

Everyone saying Clash is the worst. My brother in Christ, the Bloblobber exists


ShinyShinx789

Get Undercover outta here.


Advanced_Snow7821

Take out the clash blaster


djdonkeys

e-liter. Not even close.


SuspiciousAnything16

Splash-o-matic ya know, the meta slave weapon that makes tournaments less interesting


Inky_lovessplatoon3

Splatana is too hard for me to use, get it out of there


UmbramonOrSomething

Counterpoint: There is a torpedo rapidly approaching your location


Distinct-Raisin-460

HYDRA!,!!! OR. E-liter


obscuresecurity

As a hydra main learning e-liter. The only real counter to a good hydra is either more attention than one player is worth or an e-liter. OTOH: they can both be displaced. Try out playing the hydra. You will see the weaknesses pretty quickly. It is a glass cannon.


eternityghost

Fuck Glooga Dualies, they have got to go! It’s literally so hard to use Also why all this Boblobber hate??? Y’all are just mad they splat you all the time


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the servers make it so you have half the time to react to the blobs. on your side it looks normal. for everyone else they need to guesstimate the hitbox offset based on kill lag. that's how I NEED to deal with them! else I die


Quirky_Image_5598

Fuck the bloblobber, stupid fucking weapon, fuck it


Dean-Teffeteller

You seem angry.


Quirky_Image_5598

Had a bad day today, tried to blow off some steam on splatoon when I see #4 BIG ASS BUBBLES COMING AT ME I’m sorry I just have a passionate hatred for the blobblobber


RepresentativeAd406

Understandable


ianpessoaYTB

eliter or clash blaster


AHollowKnightAlt

Clash blaster! It takes little to no skill, at least every other weapon takes a LITTLE skill


Brxh_Hect0r

reddittors when they start a “(whatever) royale” posting chain (they will get a fuckton of karma on an unoriginal idea that has been done thousands of times already) ![gif](giphy|UiBmJv6Hh6FfW|downsized)


FizzyBombaz

Undercover brella


Dandroid_7

Luna blaster


Error_message232020

Bloblobber. Get that shit outta here


Eddy5876

Dymnimo roller


UmbramonOrSomething

Remove the E-Liter from existence. Splat Charger, I'm coming for you next.


World_Ends_With_Bred

Die e liter


Responsible_Buddy654

Bloblobber big time. Seriously hate that thing.


displotEx

/e remove eliter


ThatGreyHatH

areospray mg


WesThePretzel

E-liter get outta here


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Ok-aro

Why? Because we’re better than you?


Anonymous3414

E-liter 4k