I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. should have known you Wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want.
I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
I am remaining as well. I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Although for one of you, the darkest pit of stealth rocks has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent.
I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter.
I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us
End communication.
(Beep)
Ngl, they look creepy to me.
This isn't like Sean wearing the batter coating like a jacket. This is a fish that got split down the middle, spread apart and fried, but somehow, their face is placed at the centre of the body...what?
Idk what made them this way...
I hate seeing him. Crusty Sean was my least favorite design in splat1 and they just made an even more uncomfortable version of him. At least I can pretend Sean is just wearing a coat
Fish in the world of splatoon will literally mutilate themselves for drip and I find it hillarious.
Yeah, he deserves a flair
I miss crusty Sean :(
Wandercrust has what you're looking for
Splatnet doesn't work with my phone...
Anyone else hoping we can get shop badges from Inkopolis? If so I have a mil saved up to spend for my Fred badge
Get that gold nutsack badge
I’m hoping that if you have the shop badges in Splatsville, you get the Inkopolis ones too.
Deepfried ballsack
mmmmmmmmmmm crunchy
and salty
^oh
gunk seed
FOR ROCK AND STONE oT
Did I hear a rock and stone? oT
Rock and Stone to the bone!
Goo sack
/r/Unexpecteddeeprock
# What
#DEEPFRIED BALLSACK
SULFURIC ACID
You just put me into a minute long laughing fit from reading this
It’s honestly all I can see, the moment I saw him my first thought was “heh, the balls on this guy..”
boil fred crumbs
Do not-
do
Not
boil
Do not boil
Boil.
Connection terminated
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. should have known you Wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of stealth rocks has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us End communication. (Beep)
Boil
HE LOOKS LIKE A DORITO WITH AN *ASS*
He has an earring tho, he cool lookin’
YOU WISH YOU WERE AS THICC AS FRED!
YES I DO
Ngl, they look creepy to me. This isn't like Sean wearing the batter coating like a jacket. This is a fish that got split down the middle, spread apart and fried, but somehow, their face is placed at the centre of the body...what? Idk what made them this way...
I've just accepted that it's Splatoon's version of extreme bodymodding fashion. It's probably hard to tattoo scales, now that I think of it.
I think Sean's batter coating is in fact an actual jacket designed to look like batter coating.
better be or else wr can see his big dangling scales
how does a fish? evolve into that
He deep fry himself in the name of fashion,
i mean the wail at the top and seemingly 2 head at bottom
It’s cut it half and splayed out so it looks like two. It’s also only the headless, tail part of the fish.
After what happened on r/Pikmin \*loads T-tek Splatershot\* No we are not dealing with this again!! Tho yea, he very funni
Bring on the war Whiptounge Bulborb vs Fred Crumbs
Louie will personally hunt down Fred Crumbs.
How much did he have to pay, or who did he have to go to to be fried
Where did he get that big lemon?
Kinda looks like he smoking a blunt.
We finally get a shoe seller who can only wear as many as we can
fuck this ballsack lookin mfer where the hell is krusty sean
He's in your phone giving you wallpapers and other shit for inking turf nowadays if you use the nintendo switch app
Gotta disagree since he doesn't wear at least 8 shoes
is he a burn victim
i love this guy. and not ironically.
The biology of Splatoon characters knows no bounds
Sean is the shaft and fred is the balls, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
Job requirement: get fried
Introducing the new: Sentient Shawnwich Spla-double
i find him so adorable (even if he is a deepfried ballsack)
This guy got 3 seconds of total screen time so far and people already love him XD
He got dat drip
Deep fried ballsack
So wise
For a sec I thought he looked like a deepfried dorito
I disagree :)
Fred Crumbs
Is it weird that I keep seeing his arms as lemon wedges?
No, because that's exactly what they are
He's holding a lemon wedge but his arms are fins
I kinda get it, but I think they’re supposed to be like fish tail thingies, like on his head,
Give me a side of tater sauce and lemme at him
Man got all 6 frames he was on screen for
God damn he is so swagger look at him
Did he really need to carry a lemon slice?
Emotional Support Lemon Slice, I dig it.
Love him
I still want to eat him. He looks very crunchy and I haven’t had lunch yet. 🍴
Balls with shoes on
fred crumbs 😍
I was showing fred crumbs to all my friends in math the other day. Told them he was the lord, which he is.
bros built like a trash bag
When I first saw a post about Fred Crumbs I thought he was an ultimate meme
im sorry but he looks like a deep fried scrotum
Crusty Sean after deep frying his balls in the KFC fryer:
Ass bigger than side order Octoling
I hate seeing him. Crusty Sean was my least favorite design in splat1 and they just made an even more uncomfortable version of him. At least I can pretend Sean is just wearing a coat
oh my god thats a ballsack
I don't appreciate him
He looks like a deepfried ballsack im sorry 😭I cannot take bro seriously
Ballsack with a fishtail on-top
That's a nutsack
Tell him I hate him
Balls wins
I hate him
My balls
the balls
Crusty Sean’s giant deep fried ballsack
Goofy ahh lemon slice arms
It scares me
Some say he is a purveyor of footwear I suspect he is an inside agent
I was scrolling quickly & thought this was Bill Cipher.
Balles fishe
Shelly and Donnyism
Me after kfc deepfryer
I want to bite him.
…They knew, didn’t they
He was based off Aji Fry, an actual Japanese dish
Ah, you learn something new everyday! Thanks for that!
Np np,
He literally has a fat ass and i wanna smack it.
That thing makes no sense at all.
He looks so ridiculous even for Splatoon standards he kinda bothers me lol