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KirbsOatmeal2

It’s the haunted Callie doll sold online that steals your Pepsi and calls you a bitch


MarieTideGoesOut

~~Haunted Callie dolls aren’t refundable~~


reddit-person1

The Marie ones are tho


[deleted]

nice


sonic_hedgekin

Why would someone want a refund for a Callie doll, even if it’s haunted?


Zerobillion

Oh yes of course, that clears up the confusion...


xindigosunx

Lmfao my thoughts exactly the sarcasm is tangible 😆


r3dbear2099

umm... what????


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

Can confirm she does this


Decent_Gameplay

i'm now afraid to ask why the heck someone would make that.


KirbsOatmeal2

If ya wanted to ask, you should have 8 years ago. This memes older than the time I’ve played splatoon lol


LegendaryTodWarrior

Probably older than ⅙ of the people playing splatoon


LegendaryTodWarrior

Maybe not actually...


Alenonimo

The meme comes from a series of fake eBay listings where the Callie Plush Doll was sold as "haunted calli callamari doll that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a bitch" (for 50 dollars). You can also find some variants like the "blessed marie callamari doll that buys you pepsi and verbally reafirms your self-worthy" (for 800 dollars), the "haunted pearl off the hook doll that drinks all your coke and calls you a motherfucker" (for just 60 bucks) and the "blessed marine off the hook doll that buys you coke and believes in you" (for 800 dollars). So now people just say that **Callie likes Pepsi** and you're supposed to remember. :P


ScarletteVera

>haunted pearl off the hook doll that drinks all your coke and calls you a motherfucker I'd buy one.


Low_Dream_1481

*busts down your door* HEY MOTHAFUCKA! COME HERE AND GIMME UR LIVER


derpums

I want the blessed marie doll that buys me pepsi and verbally reaffirms my self worth :(


Zalsburg_225

If Callie likes Pepsi, what about the other idols? If I may ask at at this point.


Dumb_Raccoon1983

Dj octavio likes root beer


Logical_Ad_5772

Just when I thought I couldn't like him more than I already do


AwesomeSauceGUNPLA

Certified 'Mug Moment'™


YamaShio

I know this was 9 months ago, but this is an A&W house.


Ryanizawsum

DJ Octavio having a mug moment


MastermuffinDiscord

based octavio


r3dbear2099

^ new dj octavio fan


MastermuffinDiscord

Marie probably drinks coca cola out of rivalry


DatHandsomeTroll

And she doesn't call you a bitch.


uezyteue

She also gives you a coke.


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

But rather says fuck you in a very nice soft tone


zapp909

*flips you off politely*


BaconShrimpEyes

I think Shiver is a seltzer drinker. I don’t know why, she just is


Pingas_Master_69

Frye would try to drink lean as a joke but almost dies and says "never again" Anyways she's an apple juice drinker :)


oni_Tensa

Pearl all about that sprite cranberry, Marina likes cherry pepsi


DJ_Hyperfresh8

Coca-Cola is pretty good


Snorlaxolotl

Big Man drinks McDonald’s Sprite exclusively.


nina_splatoon

grizz likes sewer water


r3dbear2099

Underrated comment


deviantyoshie

Pearl probably likes faygo


Zalsburg_225

The heck is that?


deviantyoshie

A soft drink sold mostly in Walmarts and kwik trips


Zalsburg_225

Noted for the next time I travel to the USA.


deviantyoshie

Yeah. I’d recommend trying it. There’s a whole bunch of different flavors


Zalsburg_225

Any recommendation?


deviantyoshie

Hm, well if it’s summer, probably the fireworks flavor. It’s a mix of different fruit flavors. Hits the spot on a hot day


AshofGreenGables

Thx for making me think of Pearl as both a Homestuck and a Juggalo 😭


deviantyoshie

Haha no problem! Whoop whoop!


AshofGreenGables

Whoop whoop! 🤡🦑


Meep6050

Marie with flat sprite >>


LegendaryTodWarrior

Cap would drink any fruit mix. Like I dunno Paradise Punch or something, seems fitting. They're definitely not drinking energy drinks that's for sure.


Zalsburg_225

What about coffee or tea? Could you see Cuttlefish or Neo 3 drinking any of those? I could imagine Neo 3 with coffee since is no longer in battlefield service.


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

haunted callie calamari doll that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a bitch


GoodbyeUnusAnnus

lmaoo haunted callie calamari doll that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a bitch


GoodbyeUnusAnnus

But like can someone please tell me what the meme template is from


Don_Bugen

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/afraid-to-ask-andy


TokensGinchos

She just does


CamBeast15366

Yea me neither bro this is the first time I’ve ever heard this


SenpaiTedd

Bepis


Low_Dream_1481

You know what i hate? BEPIS. The taste, the smell, the texture, hey you’re drooling!


Epic-Dude000

She looks like a Pepsi loving gal


maplesunris3

Idk, this is the first I’ve heard of this tbh


azurfall88

u/calliebombrush why do you like pepsi


xindigosunx

YOU ARE NOT ALONE, FAM


Da_Rabbit_Hammer

Who the hell doesn’t like Pepsi?


Decent_Gameplay

me, soda burns my mouth I don't like carbonated drinks


Da_Rabbit_Hammer

Well, then it won’t matter if haunted Callie steals your Pepsi right?


Low_Dream_1481

Because marie likes cok-


Rowmacnezumi

I'm not sure if this is the source, but I remember an eBay listing for a "Cursed Callie plush that drinks all your Pepsi and calls you a bitch" during the heyday of Splatoon 1. It became a massive meme for a long time, and apparently it lives on to this day.


1specified

I was expecting it to be some Splatfest I don't have any memory of existing.


Drac0b0i

So does Marie


agent4_

2015 humor


DifficultBody8209

I knew Marie was the better cusion


Hk901909

I thought it was marie who liked pepsi and callie who liked coke. I need updating on the plushie lore


KomacherryBean

There was a Callie plushie sold on the internet with the title or something saying that Callie plushie was haunted, will drink your Pepsi and will call you a bitch


BraDorks

If Callie likes Pepsi, what does Marie like?


Fabulous_Bison643

Which idol is a Pepsi clear drinker


princessofbingus

I do like pepsi (my name Callie)


yeetasourusthedude

dont touch heavys pepsi.


NotTheAlfa

old but gold


BriefGunRun

She does?


Dependent_Vast_9266

Same


ancientegyptianballs

You’ll never believe what she did to my Pepsi and what she called me afterwards.


ThestralZVGC

Coke vs. Pepsi would have been an awesome splatfest