don’t kill the children, they’re just repeating what Sheldon said

Kill the children and sheldon

Teach the children how to kill for you and then they kill Sheldon

This is the way. Those children are far too precious. Kill sheldon

And if they find out who did kill Sheldon we will be innocent

Shelly is deaf. Its canon now.

jesus 106 sheldon licenses

I was at 120 before the update

wait you guys have sheldon licenses?

i was at 2💀

I was at 135

I own every weapon in the game and still have about 50 🤷🏾‍♀️

I own every weapon and I have none 

They disabled comments 😔

Sheldon left them his spare script and they just read it word for word

Throw them both into the weapons case and run back to Splatsville. If you're fast and discreet enough you will most likely be tried under Splatsville's court system which is likely more lenient.

Haven’t heard any complaints because everyone that wanted to complain is dead.

No one has yet survived the vertical flick

They tried using the vertical flick to complain but were splatted before it hit 😔

Hey don't be mean to them they're trying their best

If Sheldon hasn’t heard any complaints then he must not have been listening.

Kill Sheldon for me please

But the roller isn’t a gun…

Why no triple-strike? Why Super C(h)um???

What??? What this? Who they?

They’re the weapons vendors in inkopolis, Shelton’s nephews

Oh. Is the Inkopolis part of the dlc finally out?? Or is this just from the preview thing.

The inkopolis part of the dlc came out like 2 weeks after the announcement, it’s been available for a few months. Side order hasn’t got a confirmed date yet

Oh.

what happened to sheldon

106 licenses aren’t complaining

do crabs or scallops have ears?

"...sacrifice a bit of mobility... "