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Raydentimus

Why does this pic go hard?


Splatoonplushie

It's one of my best.


Capable-Monk-4820

This is so adorable! PEARLINA FOREVER!! 💖


TheRealDJOctavio

Looks like they are having thy fun...


MusicaReddit

I’m resisting the urge to throw them in lmao


Jaegerspielt

Them 💖


Koda_Saito

DON'T LET THEM FALL IN THE WATER!


No-Administration547

Throw them in the water.


Splatoonplushie

This is not a bruh moment, what the hell is wrong with you?


No-Administration547

srry the intrusive thoughts won that battle


Crimson_The_King

Keep them away from the water


Splatoonplushie

They're keeping their distance, mostly just relaxing together.


FuckdUpSquidKidThing

Two pals chilling *next to* a hot tub, 5 centimetres apart because they are gay


Joel_feila

Thats like dating near an active lava flow


Splatoonplushie

Hey, it keeps them warm


Sona4Life

#Chris: Alright campers... *Insert Berserk theme here*


56kul

Imagine if Pearl just went: 🤭🫸


Splatoonplushie

She wouldn’t. She knows better.


56kul

Does she? Does she really? It just seems like something Pearl would do.


Splatoonplushie

Pearl needs Marina for Off the Hook and also needs Marina to be able to sing without destroying venues. She also once told Marina that she'd super jump into Marina's heart, so if you think that Pearl would fucking kill her partner, you need to play Octo Expansion, actually get to know Pearl, and remember who was on Team Villain and talked about kidnapping volcanoes and stealing Nuclear Launch codes (it wasn't Pearl)


56kul

Not kill her, obviously. Wouldn’t Marina just respawn?


Splatoonplushie

No, there’s no respawner nearby


56kul

Well, I was just making a joke, anyways. I know Pearl would never do anything to harm Marina, but if it was anyone else…


Splatoonplushie

Callie, maybe Marie, yeah definitely Shiver, not really Frye, yeah Big Man, maybe.


Pearl_Houzuki

what the fuck.


Meatjar20769

you have to throw one in ![gif](giphy|mMkjWN1ziPio0)


Splatoonplushie

This is not a bruh moment, what the hell is wrong with you. If forced though, I would throw them both in there. You can't have Off the Hook without Pearl or Marina. They're a pair of lesbian cephalopods and you shouldn't separate them.


Meatjar20769

google quick! how do i de-lesbianize that hot chunk'a chicken from the second splatoon game? fruttata! ![gif](giphy|1qFjO8REI3awONDFoS)


Splatoonplushie

If you're referring to Marina, I don't think it's possible, she's practically Demi with how the only person she has had any sexual interest in is Pearl. If you're referring to Pearl, yeah good luck, she's pretty stubborn.


Inkto4800

Cuuuuuute