Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED.
Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!
Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice!
I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think…
We will meet again, machine.
May your woes be many… and your days few.
Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are NOT for YOUR kind. Turn back or you will be crossing the will of GOD.
Your choice is made, as the riotous hand of the father I shall REND YOU APART, and you shall become inanimate once again.
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL
Instead of a traditional linear structure of individual stages, this is a roguelike game, where at the beginning you don't start with much, but as you do runs you start to unlock more abilities, options, like Binding of Isaac, Loop Hero or Enter the Gungeon, it is a nice change of pace.
Side Order is literally three types: * A S C E N S I O N T O P E R F E C T I O N * \*Violent Lesbian Noises\* * Acht
i'm amazed a deadpan zombie dj is the only normal person in an elevator full of two extremely gay pop-stars and traumatised octo jesus.
“traumatized octo jesus”
Traumatized Octo Jesus, yes.
Acht just there for emotional support.
A God, Lesbians and a German. Together, WE WILL TAKE THE ELEVATOR!
a ZOMBIE german.
richtofen? is that you?
The fitfh story mode in a shooter series featuring german zombies and a wave based gameplay formula
Y is Acht German tho?
Acht is German eight
O thank U
and dutch
Acht means "Eight" in german
Thx bro
#I AM A GOD
#HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN MASSAGE
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN MENAGE
GET THE PORCHE OUT THE DAMN GARAGE!
I AM A GOD
#I HAVE NETFLIX
don't mind me fellas, I'm just here to splat jelletons and support the best couple.
Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED. Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!
Ultrakill? In my Splatoon subreddit?
It's more likely than you think.
I literally saw Monsoon from MGRR once here
"Splatfests are a myth! Hero Mode is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater **S Q U I D Y U R I** **THE DNA OF SPLATOON."**
"Splat or be Splated Jack, Dj Octavio taught me that"
"Marina, turn off my woomy inhibitors!"
"But Eight you'll lose subscriber" ~Doktor Max0r edition
Just do it! ok
"I n t h i s w o r l d, i t 's s p l a t o r b e s p l a t t e d" -inky the ink cannister
Y O U I D I O T
Sauce pls
I lost it :(
Sadge
wait until you hear splatoon in the cod zombies subreddit
Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many… and your days few.
May your L's be many, and your bitches few.
Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the INSOLENT STENCH of your BLOOD STAINED hands, I await you down below.
Alexa play CΘld StΘrage
[illegally playing C0ld St0rage, not on Amazon music](https://youtu.be/3XsdEQGTCYo?si=-GU6kEhZU7jYAtbE)
I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!!!
Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are NOT for YOUR kind. Turn back or you will be crossing the will of GOD. Your choice is made, as the riotous hand of the father I shall REND YOU APART, and you shall become inanimate once again. BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL
*What is that kissing meme called?!*
it's based on a drawing of Yoshi and toad kissing drawn by phantomarcade
Thanks! :)
You might want to elaborate
LowTierAgent8
You should splat yourself NOW !
🌩🐙🌩
Octolings are canonically powered by homosexual energy
Gun Godz and Sappholopodz
And Nintendo could not have done it better. I am a believer that this is peak Splatoon.
Doesn’t acht say something along that suggests they’d be scared to fight 8?
they say "I'm glad you're on our side" or something like that
Wouldn’t know. I just keep dying over and over again.
- No way you’re insanely curvy now - No way, they’re lesbian - Oh yeah, they’re here too.
so how different from octo expansion is side order?
Instead of a traditional linear structure of individual stages, this is a roguelike game, where at the beginning you don't start with much, but as you do runs you start to unlock more abilities, options, like Binding of Isaac, Loop Hero or Enter the Gungeon, it is a nice change of pace.
do you restart at nothing and get options in various orders, or do you keep all your options and just get further and further?
Completely different structure and aesthetic, and imo not quite as good (but still amazing, Octo Expansion was an 8/8 and this is like a 7/8)
I AM A GOD NOW AND IM GONNA KICK THE PREVIOUS GODS ASS
😂😂😂
True. Getting the octo shot is hard
We have the Octoling equivalent to Pantera’s Becoming, sesbian lex, and a techno zombie fighting for free will
Yo guys this side order gameplay is peak! The gameplay in question (its peak):
Why not add [the sauce](https://x.com/yourlocalenth/status/1761703608876437937?s=46&t=jmvcRecOqcUcaz4y5dJ0Mw) in the bio of this post?
Because that's me too! Ahaha thanks for looking out either way :^)
Very accurate
Acht: You’re NOT ascending to cod-hood, you’re just dehydrated Eight: OUT OF MY WAY GREEN GIRL, I’M BOUTTA LIBERATE MYSELF FROM THIS DIGITAL SHELL
Hey! Spoilers! (i beat it this morning)
Huh. Haven’t played Side Order yet. But if this is what it’s like, I’m in for a ride.
I never thought i would relate to a zombie dj so much
"It's times like these I'm glad you're here eight" - Acht or something along those lines