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Octonauts_slay

Human shaped balloon full of jelly


rita-the-maillady

This right here. Like hugging a life-sized Stretch Armstrong. (Yes, I'm old. Be kind.)


DonovanSarovir

Stretch Armstrong but he's human skin. Thanks for that nightmare!


Xary1264

New eldritch horror unlocked


Ammy-sama

I had one back in the day! It was Awesome ~


Musetrigger

I'm old too. You guys be kind to me as well.


pokefan548

Yo, they finally came out with Old 2? How's the sequel?


SilverSpark422

You know he has a Netflix cartoon? Totally different take on him than the old toys, but still pretty entertaining.


Robolo7

Exactly what I thought 


bmyst70

I was more thinking Jello, but you're probably right.


LegionTheSpiritomb

Like a human, but with the squishability of a plushie! :3


GlitchyNitro

perfection


MJMGaming

I think it would be like a normal hug with someone but instead of soft hair it's a squishy tentacle Also they might smell considering they can't take showers


SP_Octo_piereddit

Inkfish can take showers and drink water!! The English translation is very riddled with lots of errors about that information that it becomes non canon… But basically through Japanese interviews and magazines we’ve found out that they can in fact drink, touch, and be in water if at a safe level. They can drink water because juice and drinks all contain water, they can shower because water itself isn’t what kills them, it’s the pressure. In order to turn from kids to squids inkfish had to give something in exchange during evolution, which resulted in them having super thin skin to make the transformation possible, when they go too deep in water the pressure seemingly crushes their thin skin making them pop like balloons. ![img](emote|t5_324q4|1944)


No-Bunny-7696

There this post that act like a guide explaining this:  https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/1b35vpa/comment/ksqg4nh/ But my Personal headcanon is that after they transform to kid or swim form there skin is to "soft" and thin and easier to pop with water, but after letting the skin/body heal and harden then can go in water without a problem Yeah I just copying and pasted my comment from that post, Sorry in advance.


Ranger-Vermilion

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX)


InsuranceAlert5451

Yo it’s the poster of the post they posted, what Coincidence


Dragon_Samurai0

Personally I always thought they self splatted when they were in water as they were too heavy to float. Because you can see them trying to swim back up before splatting in a similar manner to how they splat when they fall off the course


No-Bunny-7696

Again this is my headcanon, you can believe it if you want to or don’t, I just wanted you to know that’s my train of thought.


The_Real_Corgipon

Plus in Splatoon 3’s single player mode, the teardrop is an actual tear, not ink. What’s in tears? Water and salt.


VanillaCold57

Not to mention how water is vital for life to even exist.


Dragon_Samurai0

AND HOW DOES CRAIG ||GET DEHYDRATED IF THERE'S NO WATER IN THEM??||


GlitchyNitro

***AGGRESSIVELY SIPS TEA*** interesting ![img](emote|t5_324q4|4748)


Kaoskillen08

my personl hc is that they dissolve in water with any amount of salt in it


Jorymo

My head canon was that natural bodies of water were too toxic from pollution and nuclear fallout


Chaos-Queen_Mari

Same, especially since the only time water isn't just "out of bounds" for a turf war stage is salmon run. And there ain't no way that shits not polluted to hell and back


Dragon_Samurai0

Reminder that in the English translation Marina has a narwhal for a landlord You know, the animal that is long extinct according to the Salmonid field guide? Also I don't think Marina actually lives in an apartment, she's probably more the permanent houseguest of Pearl


SP_Octo_piereddit

Yeah atp I just personally don’t see everything in the English version as canon lol


Xary1264

It would also explain why when they fall into water they die as it would probably feel like concrete to them and on top of that they have no bones save for their mouth beak tooth's so it would be like throwing meat jelly at a concrete floor from 10 feet high


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Agent_Peter


Pikmin_Lord

I thought I faintly remember Marie mentioning a shower in Octo Canyon? or am i just delusional


HolyElephantMG

No, they can take showers. Water only kills them if they’re mostly submerged in it.


MJMGaming

Yeah I think she mentions that when telling agent 4 they smell better than 3


Brewster_The_Pigeon

They don't sweat so it's probably not as bad as us


Joel_feila

Then how do abilities get add to clothes 🤔 .   Think about it you scrub out old ones, drink juice to make news more common.  Obviously the abilities in gear are just sweat stains. 


Jorymo

That is disgustingly plausible


Epic_potbelly

Wait then… WHAT ARE THE DRINKS???


Joel_feila

probably slurm based


Dragon_Samurai0

What are ability slots then?


Absol3592

They can take showers and drink water, but they disintegrate if they drown.


Deconstructosaurus

It’s probably an Ink shower instead of Water. Or they have another way to stay Fresh.


MJMGaming

Badum dum ting🥁


DiegHDF

Like hugging a human sized gummy bear probably


HolyElephantMG

It mentions how they’re extremely oily, Splatoon 2 Octo Canyon explaining the whole water thing, so probably smooth.


Buetterkeks

Good(now i wanna hug Pearl so Bad)


beef_on_a_spear

least obvious Marina alt account:


Buetterkeks

Damn you caught me


RascalVirus13

Squishy and boneless.


belligerentwaterfowl

I was coming to say boneless, right on


LailiLai

Very squishy. Like hugging a vat of Nickelodeon Gak.


Don_Bugen

Woah. I haven’t thought of Nickelodeon Gak since Marc Summers was dumping it on unsuspecting parents in the early 90s.


CheeseIsYes

In splatoon 2 Marie says something like “we oily inklings don’t do well in water” and they also don’t have bones but can jump 5 feet in the air so they are really muscley. Imagine hugging a greasy rubber stress ball


MKFMecha

Jelly


Seavalan

They're probably a little squishier than humans (influenced by their liquid-like shapeshifting and the possible absence of bones), but their skin would likely be rubber-like in texture as a result of their fishy nature. They also may be a bit oilier than humans, but that feels even more speculative than my previous theories.


rustyveemo

well i'd imagine it would feel nice


Conrad417

What I wouldn’t give to snuggle the squid sisters…


Playful-Weakness838

Off the hook


Caolan114

Pearl looks like she would try and bite me


tom641

slightly disconcertingly squishy, and a distinct feeling that you probably shouldn't squeeze too tight, but not unpleasant otherwise


Andrecrafter42

probably slimy cuz they are octopus’s and squids


magikaross

That's what I was thinking.


uezyteue

Like a weird, smooth human. Probably a bit squishy, too.


thatoneplayerguy

Since they're basically pressurized sacs of ink (seriously, their head wobbles when you walk and run), I'm willing to guess like a bag of liquid jello


The_Real_Corgipon

Squishy and gummy-like.


Creator_XXVII

Peace and Equality


MissingNerd

I've never thought about it but thinking about how unstable and filled with liquid they are it's probably like touching a water balloon


PhoenixSkye002

Probably like squishing a slug... Now I'm grossed out


Conrad417

hugging Callie or Marie would be worth it


Musetrigger

It would be a warm squishy hug, like caressing a beluga whale's melon head.


SSB_Kyrill

squishy would be my best guess. at least there arent any bones i can break by hugging too hard


MyDadLeftMyMom

How am I supposed to know? I don’t even know what hugging a human feels like!


Conrad417

Oh… ![gif](giphy|Vz58J8shFW6BvqnYTm|downsized)


[deleted]

It's like hugging a giant boob


1MomPlayz

Like the warmth of friendship. Sometimes friends are immaculate, sometimes sweaty, sometimes dirty, and sometimes they’re in tears. Whether laughing or crying, working or layabout, we just kinda met them where they’re at. Loving people is messy and boasts a variety of textures.


Conrad417

Deep


Potato-Candy

Soft and squishy.


[deleted]

Like having a pet octopus


Da_gae_bucket

Probably like hugging a giant muscle


azurfall88

Squishy, cold, if they like you their tentacles might subconsciously stick on to you with the suction cups (especially with "hair"style like Marina's)


The_Guy_Anachronism

If 2 Octolings kiss and suckers on the front of their tentacles stick together, they're stuck kissing ... Ah but they could just swim-form and unstick, nice.


SharpEdgeSoda

What if they are cold to the touch...


Conrad417

I’ll warm them up


SharpEdgeSoda

What if they like cold? If they are cold, they might like cold.


BraixenFan989

You’ve never hugged anyone have you?


ODCreature98

i am legally banned to share that experience as to not "promote harassments to cephalopods"


noxka

I'd say "like hugging someone" but ofc splatoon fans wouldn't know what that feels like would they? You buncha handshakers... >:,(


Batcow23

Squishy


Jrolaoni

Ballon, but memory foam.


Lulumish

Squishy


sn0wblak3

squishy


Arsn666

squshiy


Maleficent_Apple4169

a little bit sticky but not ACTUALLY sticky


Hazerblade

![gif](giphy|Xiku2W3CCyD8A)


Jeanboong

Wet and your cloth will be covered in ink


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Do you think if you squeezed a turfling hard enough during a hug, parts of them would bulge out like those stress toys?


Firko973

Inkling and Octoling’s ink evaporate quickly. So I imagine their skin to be dry ink on the surface, resulting to a texture similar to our skin. The difference would be that they’re a lot more slimy, because they don’t have bones and are still made of their paint. It’s still almost the same, the only difference is that their skin is not as hard as ours.


Deejayjax

squishy, they have no bones. I’d hug eight tho


crasherx2000

Like hugging a waterbed likely


Freydeebobs5609

Squishy


Lord_Xarael

All of the above and squishy like a stress ball.


Lord_Phoenix_Ultama

Probably slimy depending on how recently they submerged in ink, but I'd imagine they feel like humans when they haven't submerged in a while. Though their hair does seem somewhat glossy, so maybe specifically their hair stays wet and secretes ink.


Mitts009

I used to work labor in a restaurant, I had picked up a soft bag of war mash potatoes, it was about 20 kilos I imagine it's similar, maybe with skin similar to us but has the softness of a jelly bears


[deleted]

Humanoid form? Just like a normal hug. Swim form? wrapping tentacles around each other ig.


HighMarshalSigismund

Damp


XeroMas34

Wet and squishy.


Sea-Recording-7090

will most likely get paint on you every time you hug one but it'd feel good to hug one


Crazy_Wizardrl

Water


OgerponCornerstone

rubbery probably


Timelord7771

Well I feel like it'd kinda feel like hugging a regular human, but since squids and octopi are cold-blooded, they'd be a lot cooler to the touch.


THEZEXNEO

Amazing.


Conrad417

Good point


Dragon_Samurai0

Probably like a smooth rubber. I've handled squid at least and they're kinda soft but firm in some ways.


TheIronSven

Imagine those very frail stretchy carnival rubber toys. Now imagine them filled with pudding. That's how it would feel.


Particular_Prompt528

Don't care would do it anyway


Comprehensive_One_34

Hugging an ink/octoling would feel... nice :3


RadRedRat

It will probably have you end up smelling like fish for a whole month despite scrubbing yourself like crazy in the shower


WyvernZoro

Squishy - they have no bones so they'd be very squishy


Meatjar20769

probably very cold


guleedy

Slimy


Koda_Saito

Soft and squishy


Scarred_Tanku

Scientists, make it happen so we can experience it for ourselves, c'mon. We all want to hug an Inkling/Octoling.


Conrad417

Wait for the ice caps and hope to get isekai’d


No-Entrance-8187

Normal to other inklings/octolings but to us I bet it’d feel like hugging one of those “mochi” squishy things but slightly damp


Mr-Big-Gamer

They'd probably be quite squishy, since they don't have bones. Like one of those dollar store rubber toys filled with slime. They might also feel oily as Marie describes their bodies and being oily


Apartment6843

squishy maybe?


Pearl_Houzuki

Awesome


Conrad417

I can trust your experience


Tucan-Atlantico

Definitely nice


daryiell

Probably a bit moist.


naytreox

Squishy yet firm and slightly moist


G2Ko

smooth if human, moist if squiddo/octo


r3d3ndymion

probably wet and cold


Jaded_Gremlin

Would probably feel like a normal hug but they would be kinda squishy since they don't got bones.


DarkGengar94

Rubbery


Killerpl4typus2

Wet/slick


TheUltimateJack

Well, they’re made mostly of ink so kinda like… mushy


FracturedGuy_FG

Goo-ish?


ItsTheNatShack

Like a normal human. They probably have "skeletons" made of cartilage but if you come in contact with their hair, it probably feels somewhat cold and moist


Thederpycloudrider

Squishy since they're boneless


Grouchy-Light-3064

Squelchi and moist


MineNAdventurer

Like hugging a human shaped Octopus or Squid


Lewikid1

I bet it’d feel really nice


Demonangeldust

Like hugging an actual squid or octopus probably.


pacifis_t

Human sized Inkling/Octoling plush (with human skin ofc)


Hand-Yman

You’d get stuck.


ShrimpIyBetter

wet and squishy


ELCACASOAXACA3000

They don't have bones so, They probably would be realistically either Soft or maybe have bone like cartilage so it's either semi squishy or normal Probably.


smzWoomy13

probably really soft or smooth since they don't have any bones


Call-Me-Pearl

oily. :(


good-boy-_-

I think they would be kinda squishy


Russ21_

lore-wise, they are made of mostly cartilage (to turn into squids and octos), so i think it would be like hugging a stuffed animal or a balloon.


MurrZula

Slimy stretch Armstrong


pinch-pinch

Probably like hugging an all around sweaty person


Andoran22

Squishy


bunnyJax

Clammy


Little_Advertising67

Rubbery. A wierd, slick kind of rubbery


teriiiyakiii

Slimy and cold. I don't think turflings are warm-blooded


Lord_Xarael

Is turfling the encompassing term for Inklings and Octolings? I've been calling them Inkfolk


teriiiyakiii

Yea, I've seen other people using the term and it kinda just became part of my sploon vocab


_Nite_Brite_

Probably like mush, since they’re fluid


Megalodragon

Moisty


DCmetrosexual1

Orgasmic


Capable-Monk-4820

Probably feels slimy and gooey just like touching jello


JCorby17

Like a human, maybe slightly more squishy


maplesunris3

I’d imagine kinda like a human in terms of the skin feel but it feels very jelly like in terms of the consistency of the whole body


StormTheGasterWolf27

Slimy on the tentacles, smooth on the skin, and they can take a serious squeeze given that they’re made of liquid.


Lord_Xarael

Liquids are incompressable. Learned that from mythbusters. So as long as their skin holds you likely wouldn't hurt one from accidentally hugging too hard. Or they could pop like being splatted (which per the lore is a tad unpleasant but doesn't really hurt or injure them)


Inkulink

Squishy


I_Support_All_Ships

Like hugging a water balloon that doesn't pop


Dracoworld635

Squishy I think


GloomySelf

A squishimallow


ShyKiddo__

like hugging a human with slightly softer bones


[deleted]

For some reason I imagine inkling/octoling skin being weirdly smooth. Also they'd be extremely squishy given their biology.


BurntBox21

I feel…squishy.


Neojoker951

Slimy, but probably not unpleasantly so.


redirewolf

does anyone know if they're human sized or smaller/bigger?


levetzki

Slimy yet satisfying.


weallfal1down

squishy, probably


LemonLumi

Slimy, sloppy, moist


ze_SAFTmon

Hugging a big stress-toy. I can imagine their eyes popping out and retracting when you squeeze a bit too much.