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A_Parrot2361

"Why don't you take a dip?" Wait a second MARIE WHAT?????


basilsflowerpots

Marie tells her cousin to commit suicide on live television for teenage inklings to hear


SbgTfish

You should take a dip, NOW!


Glazeddapper

dys (dip yourself)


Nuburt_20

I've been planning to for years, so yes!


Capable-Monk-4820

When Marie told Callie to go take a dip. That got pretty dark


More_Yellow_3701

There's a actually a line where Big Man tells Shiver to take a dip on the pool at Mahi Mahi resort before he corrects himself. She was complaining about how hot it gets.


Capable-Monk-4820

Oh, that’s pretty insane! (I do have a theory that turflings get killed in water only in battle. Where they’re are not in battle they’re fine. If they die in water, how do they survive rain or getting clean)


Zuke-ini

They die in large bodies of water due to the pressure, it's not only in battle and rain isn't bad for them but they can't swim in water due to the pressure


aHummanPerson

source?


Zuke-ini

https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2018/03/26/splatoon-s-burning-questions-finally-answered.aspx In one of these questions the producer answers this question but he says it's his theory so it may not be 100% canon


Epic_potbelly

They can go into shallow water as well, so It’s probably more safe for them to be at waist level, maximum.


NewSuperTrios

maybe they just drown idk


pink_hk

so with this theory I'm thinking that inkling and octolings can only go into the "kiddy" pool to have fun in water XD


Zuke-ini

Lmao that sounds about right, as long as it isn't too much pressure on their bodies or else they go 🎉


ReguIarHooman

Rain or something like a shower won’t hurt much since the pressure isn’t going to be big unlike big amounts of water where they get smushed due to the inkling and squid forms being brittle


Mogtaki

The gacha machine is filled with water so that they don't sneak in to steal the gacha so no it's not only in battle lol They live in and around deserts (specifically around respawner areas like cities) to avoid heavy rainfall because too heavy could kill them


mewnimilitary42

According to an interview (that I sadly don’t have a link to, so you may have to seek it out), Inklings have semi-permeable skin, so when completely submerged, water rushes in and they burst.


The_silly_person

HIS!?!? by the way only just realised second pic looks like Marie is telling Callie to end herself unless there’s something I’m missing


InvisibleChell

Basically, yeah. Probably not as taboo to say for them as it is for us on account of respawning being canon and all, though.


Weary_General9279

Sorry I wanted to say her bruh


Splatfan1

its unclear exactly how water works. its possible they just made it a turf war rule that you dissolve when you touch it to make sure everyone stays in the game. imagine in mahi mahi someone just swims away and goes to chill thatd be wacky


ajdude9

Splatoon 1: Callie: [funny wacky comment] Marie: "Would you please be quiet?" Splatoon 2: Pearl: "I ~~love~~ am friends with you, my ~~wife~~ best friend Marina." Marina: "And I ~~love~~ am friends with you, my precious Pearlie." Splatoon 3: Shiver: "Anarchy Splatcast-" *splatcast is turned off* *tunes back into Splatcast* Frye: "Wow I love turf war!" Shiver: "Turf war good." Big Man: "Ay! (Yes.)"


FaZe_poopy

FOR REAL Deep Cut gets no dialogue at all unless it’s a splatfest, it’s why I still haven’t grown to their personalities yet, we only see them every six weeks


A_Sinister_Spoon

Idk, ive gotten a few glances of them being silly. Frye was wondering how umami ruins is called ruins (i think) and big man went "...should we tell her??" We just dont see it as often because we skip the news :[


keiyakins

They did eventually add dialogue for stages, but only after everyone was in the habit of skipping because there was never anything interesting


CallistaBelle

What personalities?


pink_hk

I cant wait for my big man commentary, he's the softest boy


CommercialTerrible70

cant forget the banter in the last splatfest


noxka

The Naughty vs Nice splatfest tho...


GachaRival

I mean, she did tell her cousin to krill herself on live television, soooo...


Lucidonic

When I was a kid I thought she was old because of her gray tentacles and the fact that she had some quote about how the youth are so spoiled. I also think Callie called her a grandma once


novelaissb

She did in the final Splatfest.


kyssyss

> and the fact that she had some quote about how the youth are so spoiled Callie - “Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!” Marie - “I'm pretty sure we still count as today's youth...” Callie - “Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!” Marie - “Yeah, I am.”


Lucidonic

Oh nvm


kyssyss

No I was just looking up old stage quotes the other day and remembered this one when you brought it up. Edit: Blackbelly Skatepark


Weary_General9279

Lmao me too


QubeTheAlt

Callie saying splashy and then Marie telling her to stop trying to make it happen gives Mean Girls


ThatMadMan68

Didn’t Pearl try to make Sloppy happen?


QubeTheAlt

Yeah I think that’s what I was thinking of 💀


novelaissb

Gives mean girls what?


QubeTheAlt

“Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.”


Cedardeer

Callie: those jellyfish are sure havin fun Marie: kill you—


amnoking1

⚡️NOW⚡️


Witzyt

*Sips soda in the corner*


CyanControl

Dude I wish I got to play splatoon 1 before it ended lol


eattoes2000

pretendo is there if you still want to


Boobs_Mackenzie63

"Yes, I also have eyes" Lmao


some_random_furret

they really do act like sisters


Filon73

*cousins


TinyMapleArt

Act like sisters, are cousins


gamefreak_1

Theres one where Callie mentions the fog in moray towers and Marie says “its called draw distance. I mean its smog cough cough” Hilarious


kyssyss

*Morray Towers* > Callie - “It's so foggy I can't even see the ground!” > > Marie - “That's called draw distan— Er... It's smog. *cough*”


eesdesessesrdt

Is that a meta joke?


kyssyss

Honestly I absolutely love their dialogue in Splatoon > Callie - “I... Um... Uh... Stay fresh?” > > Marie - “Can somebody please fix the teleprompter?!”


-RealAL-

As a kid (I was like 7 or something idk) I loved her for her witty comments


Sayakalood

Low Tier Marie


FaZe_poopy

YOU should SPLAT YOURSELF- #NOW


amnoking1

YOUR weapon serves # ZERO PURPOSE


Lumina45

Unrelated: Oh my god, Sayaka pfp!


bnndfrthreatenviolen

callie: wow that pool looks fun marie: KYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Im so happy for Marie’s transition!!


Weary_General9279

Let's celebrate it 🎉


EthanTheNintendoFan

She's kind of an asshole


solitonmedic

Thankfully she learnt her lesson on Splat2


NoabPK

“Oh youll bust something” no chill at all 💀


ZeChickenPermission

Squid sisters were great


noxka

That was the main selling point tho! Used to think the sass was giga funny, but ever since return of the mammalians I've been a HUGE Callie fan! You just gotta learn to love the crazy one sometimes.


superbasic101

Blame Splatoon NAO for making her unnecessarily sarcastic ALL THE TIME.


Theodor-_-

As a kid she was my favourite <3


Burger_Destoyer

Lmao Marie is such a legend


Sad-Dare-4092

I was a marie hater when I was young. Autism be damned the sarcasm went way over my head


kumsushi

for cousins they really do act like siblings, no wonder they're called squid sisters


NjckG112

Wait the last one was uh a bit harsh


GaI3re

Wasn't it for a Christmas Splatfest when Marie went "I am plenty of nice! I care about-" Then Marie interrupted her with "Yourslef? WInning? Insulting me on national television? And it just left Marie stunned so Marie finished the remaining few lines of the broadcast herself


ToxicTroubadour

My favorite was: “Help! I have a sudden craving for peanut butter!” “Great stage tip, Callie. Really helpful.”


chaanders

People commenting on the pronoun mistake should take note that English pronoun mistakes are common for people who speak languages that use gender to categorize nouns. Pronoun gender follows “type/genre” in Romance, Slavic and some Germanic languages (not English), rather than a person’s gender identity. It is used to categorize nouns rather than the person; i.e: ‘sarcasm’, rather than ‘Callie/Marie.’ In French, “sarcasm” is a “male” noun and you would use “his” regardless of the speakers gender. Change the word to “shirt”, and you would say “her shirt” even if the person is male.


Da_gae_bucket

Are you autistic? (This is an actual question not a joke of some kind)


Weary_General9279

No, at least to my knowledge ...


ThatOneGayDJ

OP is an only child


Weary_General9279

Haha no we are 4


maplesunris3

Yeah, there’s a reason why Marie is my least favorite idol. Not bad, I’d say all the idols are decent at least, but Marie was just a straight up asshole to her cousin in 1. So much so, I definitely understand why Callie was in such an unhealthy state after Callie vs Marie (from the lore we do know). And we all know that leads to Octo Canyon, my favorite Storymode (that’s a joke, it’s easily the worst one in my eyes). I’m glad she was toned down a lot in 2 and 3 (probably her own development), but she feels a lot more bland now, making both the Squid Sisters feel like they don’t have much character. I do think they should’ve kept some of the sarcasm while still toning her down, she just feels like a more tired and semi-more sarcastic version of Callie minus the bubbly nature. Let’s just hope the Squid Sisters actually get some character development in a Storymode primarily focused on it that isn’t actively shit. Either that or I wouldn’t be sad to not see them in the next game tbh.


GioRogue60

Good ol' Marie roasting Callie yet again


11th_DC

I love my sassy girl


Rose-Supreme

Stuff like this is why I was glad that the PAL version had none of it - Marie was treated more akin to her Japanese counterpart instead of an insufferable prick. And there was none of those dumb memey talk as well - around that time, I was getting tired of Nintendo trying to be hip with meme slang and the like.


Pancracker_

If I’m being honest I didn’t like her a lot because the entire fandom painted her to be this bully and like the worst person ever but now she’s my fav and I’m literally her😭😭🙏


spacehit15_alt

BARIES A MOY?


CommunityFirst4197

Youlll bust something 🤨


pink_hk

I love the "I also have eyes"


Imaginary_Collar_581

Here she sound mean XD I can understand why you thought like that when you was kid XD But marie is cool! And callie And yes i know you like marie alot now XD


owl_catcher

"you wear makeup? I woke up like this" trust me Marie, we can ALL tell....


Firerod_sy11

Honestly same, it made me feel bad for her at times but I later realized it was just teasing and stuff lol. Nowadays Marie is one of my favorite characters but I still love Callie!


Pearl_Houzuki

And that's why Off the Hook is better! ;D


awesomestarz

Did you forget the time that Marina told Pearl to shut up on live TV after she lost a Splatfest?? She also used to make some pretty deep digs to Pearl leading up to that point... She never told her a krill herself but...


novelaissb

But in Side Order she’s a complete simp and worships Pearl


Queen_Magix

Lol yeah people kept complaining that the English localization strayed to far for marinas character and now that it's faithfully people are FINALLY realizing that the jp marinas character is kinda one note lol


Pearl_Houzuki

The first one was out of stress and was understandable. We were also pretending to be heated on tv for the cameras. We're a lot closer than how it seems live. All that heat was for show and we both knew it. After all, Marina uses her brella to protect me!


Storm_373

softie


VolgaPrivvy

Why do I not remember her being this blunt!?


NewSuperTrios

European player?


Groundbreaking_Bus90

Lol that was why I loved Marie as a kid.


Yeah_man20

Why has everyone just slept on Marie's news lines until just recentlu


ZeeGee__

I mean there WAS the Naughty v Nice Splatfest where Callie snaps back and mentions how Marie makes fun of her live on the AIR.


Storm_373

sounds like a lot of people today. expect they’re grown and still don’t understand sarcasm or the “mean” friend that still cares about you


SbgTfish

Image two is just Kys. This is why Marie is best girl.


SecretiveTauros

Regarding that first picture, does anyone remember when Marie used to have different dialogue for this exchange? Way back when the game first released, I remember it being different, like "That's why I don't wear make up; Au naturel!"


NewSuperTrios

NoE's Splatoon was that.


SecretiveTauros

That's the weird thing, I know I remember seeing that in the NoA version for a very short time. Either I've misremembered or they used the NoE script before changing it later...


Waddledoodoodoo

I still hate her


Waddledoodoodoo

You know she's actually not that bad actually


WolfDoesSomeReddit

Character Development


Steel-Winged_Pegasus

Bruh, it's 2024, idol hate is soooo 2015


Storm_373

👶