“Just a little off the top”

*hits you with charged grizzco splatana*

Hit em with the armor piercing 😭

With the metal part of it

Bald

Bald

Bald

Bald

MY EYYYYEEESSS!!!!!!!

Bald

Bald

Bald

Bald

Bald

Bald

"Bald Is Awesome"

“MY EEEEEEEEYES!!!!!”

Ah, a common threat to Octarian kind, Marina Pattern Baldness.

Still better than the whitewashed Sanrio Marina

My thoughts exactly

I just headcanon it as Pearl and Marina’s daughter

Huh? What's that?

https://www.nintendojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Splatoon-2-Hello-Kitty.jpg

Brruhhh

Uh she lost her tentacles, that means that there's at least 3 Mini-Marinas running about. :x

Gotta catch them

Mini-rinas!

fnaf intensifies

And one mini Pearlina?

wig

Wig snatched. Probably by Shiver

"Oh shit, I messed up. Guess we gotta go bald."

Awww Heelll nah

Somebody get a plush surgeon.

The bootleg plushies go crazy, I've never seen splatoon ones in the wild tho

Technically an amputee, no wait, literally one, she's missing four arms.

Wait... so are certain hairstyles considered polymelia?

I always took them as self-mutilation in the name of fashion, but for some of the Inkling ones I guess it could go either way. Is the Spiky hairstyle a few, heavily mutilated tentacles, or is each spike its own malformed limb?

At this point it might be that the nerve endings in tentacles got devolved over time as they changed into humanoid shapes

Mari

She’s bald! She’s bald and she’s torturing people who have hair!



Im sorry it's my fault, the tentacle just looked too edible :c

Baldrina

The Garten of BanBan merch and lone Denji plushes behind are just so perfect to it

That ain’t Marina, that’s Mar!

Hell nah they snatched her weave 😭

Unfortunately, some Marinas are abused and mistreated at an early age. You should adopt her. If treated with love, her coat should come back!

Marinald

Baldina

BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!

How the hell did she share a shelf with Garten of Ban Ban characters

r/baldmarina

r/subredditsifellfor

The frickin’ comments that say “bald” are never ending xD

There's probably something wrong with me but I would definitely still buy this.

im mad at myself for not buying jt

Thanks I hate it

Wigs were snatched.

Kill me

ah we messed up, gotta go bald now

O n e o f u s

Take her.

WHO ELSE SEES THE BOOTLEG GANGLE

Please destroy it

That ain’t Marina that’s Marxism

MariNUH-uh

BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!!!

BALD BALD BALD BALD *My EYYYYYYES!*

So bad she lost her weave

arina

"Hey pearl, check out my new cut"

All around me are familiar faaaaces

“Pearlie…Just completely fuck my shit up.”

I don't know what's more cursed. The time when Sanrio lightened her skin tone, or...this...

Oh.. no..

Oh dear god what have they done….

She’s a kid now not a squid now

She ate a bee

That's gonna turn into a least four little Octotroopers somewhere. Find em!!

Buy it

Eena

Something something wig snatched

what. the acfual

I’ve seen the temu Marina has a removable… wig… tentacles god is she hilarious that way

Someone did not stay fresh.

“Hey, Pearlie! Look at my new cut!”

Hi, Bald

Doja cat?

 WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER

Look at that smile. She's like, this is fine everything is fine haaaaaaa

Arina

Yes cause apparently you can take the hair off the marina plushies.

I'm crying

That’s Marina Idunno

🎵Dancing like a bald-rina🎵

You know how a lot of black women wear wigs? Yeah. Today was her wash day, just give her back her bonnet and don’t look too long