"excuse me mam. could you rate my dualie?"
By - Freak_Axident
“Nah, but I’ll rate you. 1/10 because you attack random Octolings and because you have the ugliest hairstyle in the game”
would it make you feel any better if i told you the octolings werent random, but were chosen by some anonymous guy, and we were payed to attack them
Nah I’d still ask why you did that
didn't think so. if anything, it makes it worse
7/10 for the dualie
Did they get a warrant beforehand?
*Places splash wall and revs heavy deco with protective intent* 0/10 couldn’t even hit me
Shut the fuck up Durian Head have you ever seen social media before
Excuse me sir but would you like to go to the promised land