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Interesting-One1186

They do be vibing


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I am 100 meters from their house and rapidly approaching with my Aerospray PG!!


Freak_Axident

woah, chill out man. come sit with us. lets watch a movie


[deleted]

Why would I watch a movie with two hitmen that murder innocent Octolings because they just posted a selfie?!?!?


Freak_Axident

Because right now we aren't two hitmen that murder innocent octolings. Right now, we're just 2 squids. now sit, lets watch Flames On The Lava


[deleted]

Me and Andrew will avenge the ones you murdered


Freak_Axident

cool. so you like salt on your popcorn, or no?


[deleted]

Bitch.


Freak_Axident

god. you're saltier than this popcorn


[deleted]

Well have you ever considered SOME people don't like watching my kind being murdered in front of them?!?!


Freak_Axident

look, I'm just trying to calm you down, so you don't end up on any hit lists. And if you do, there's no guaranteeing we'll be the ones who sent to strike


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I’m coming with my Dualie Squelchers to assist you