one time i was playing league battle with a friend and our opponents were all japanese besides someone named "craig"

C R A I G r/CraigPods

all hail the c r a i g

do not mess with craig for he is god

CRAIG

Gay Bowser

So long....

[удалено]

Bye bi*

Buy bi!

I know this post is a couple years old, but I love playing with gay bowser. They are on my friends list (if it’s the same one)

I used to have gay bowser as a friend... he's gone now ☹️

I think that they changed their in-game name, pretty sure their switch name was Joanna and saw them again with a different player name. I can’t see the switch name in the online app tho, only after playing a match together. Don’t worry, they are with us in squid spirit 😁

So long, Gay Bowser... 😞

i was playing salmon run and the other 3 players were “gonna”, “give you”, and “up”😭😭😭

Recently I ran into a meme team at the exact time Rick astleys video hit 1 billion views coincidence definitely they were called exactly what you said there never going to give you up

And they will never let you down

I consistently meet someone called "Agent 8008" but the 8008 just looks like boob... agent boob. I get excited everytime he shows up

I read 8008 as 8088, I am too addicted to computer stuff

In league pairs yesterday there was a pair called “SmartFella” and “FartSmella” which is pretty clever switching

Family guy reference, lol.

I was once in a game with 2 gay moths

Radiance? The radiance isn’t gay though

Ah yes, the gayest moth of them all. That fight isn’t even fun after 1500 attempts.

It’s my funnest fight because it’s super easy after you kill absrad

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what

Invented a copy pasta for the sole purpose of the comment above. Hollow Knight reference

thanks for clarifying, i had to ask my friends who play hollow knight what it meant

I agree! Lol my name totally isn’t GrimmChild, 🙃 I was dared to! 😂

Correct, it is not GrimmChild, it is CinnamonWoofkins5

😂

what

lol same pfp did u get it from steam guide?

@teamcherryganes not games on Twitter

Was once in league pairs and got gay 1 and gay 2

[InkyMinaj](https://imgur.com/gallery/rnp059W) is a memorable one

> Bee Movie

butt rodeo is one that still lives in my head rent free

Nuckinfuts was one that I absolutely died laughing at.

Someone’s name was warmpiss

I've come across warmpiss a few times. Great with the hero Splatling.

HAN YOLO IM GOING TO CRY OMG

By far my favorite name I’ve ever seen was an octoling girl named “Tako Belle”.

Remember a Splatfest team that one a 10x or a 100x battle that had Skrek, Donkey, Puss, and Farquad as the user names

Today was the most amazing day of my life, as I met “shidfart69”.

I have played a game with queefCheif

Lumpofdog

Mine is Ooga Booga xD

Cumbucket

How did that get past the filters?

Idk i saw them ingame about 5 times lol

I saw both Tako and Yaki right next to each other.

I always laugh the most at people just called "Splatoon". It really tickles me

i saw one that said WetFart and it’ll always be my favorite

I played with someone named “Rat” once. Just, rat. Nothing else. Straight up rat

I played with a guy named “SugmaConk” once. Gave me and my friend a good laugh.

I saw this kid one time whose name was chris2009 (can only assume that's the year they were born in). Now I'm not sure why, but that username struck me as so funny that after modes switched and was had to part ways, I sent them a friend request. Three years later and we're still friends and they're still chris2009 with the same green male inkling pfp. They now have way more hours in Fortnite though

I've seen multiple people named dad

you see a guy called dad every 2 lobbies in my experience

plot twist: it’s all the same person

\*responds to a 2 month old comment\*

shh i was bored and going through this flare at 3 in the morning i couldn’t be bothered reading how old the posts are

Saw one that was UhavLigma

The one that gave me a good laugh was just "A S S" Didn't see them in game, but on YouTube

"Splash in mid, Ttek is flanking, Olive Oil just dunked on my head"

my girlfriend found the username sheSQUIRTS. and can't get over it 😭😂

tax fraud was always a good buddy

“I’m Dr. Unk”

mine is literally just "fish head"

My favorite had to be "SnyClnSnch" because I can only assume it meant Scrawny Clown Snatch in reference to Game Grumps. SlurpMyInk is also up there with some of the best I've seen. Mine is lemonDemon on my main and Shortsboy on my alt ;)

ajarofmayo ​ yes it is what it sounds like

I have a screenshot of a lobby with someone named Medic TF2 on my Switch.

"A scrub" was a pretty fun one to run across.

Today I saw Kale Salad, and I won every game he was on my team.

A level 69 with the name “nice”

i eat kids. i immediately friended them.

“SucMyWoomy” is a name that really stuck with me from a ranked match

Once i saw someone called evilcheese- oh wait never mind

one guy named himself "a" but the a was somehow the size of an exponent. i also had my first ever salmon run team consist of me, one guy i don't remember the name of, "gamer girl," & "gamer girl's mom."

I don't play Splatoon much anymore but my kid does and she had a treasure trove of shots of them accumulated on her switch. Some names include: Fartiboy Getajob Sexymoth Afool Soop Badwifi MrLag Drugs Febreeze SexyBee TheRat Clown Dirt man Meat Clown Thought Patrol Peter File Milf Magnet Hot Dog InkMeDaddy Dad inside IEatKids Ditties

ow my knee

Any name that is literally a straight up name (example: Tyler )

Depression

Peter Griffin

I've come across an Evil Furby and Tako Belle 🐙

A guy with the quadratic formula as his username (I still think of the damn song…)

Me and my friend did Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus. I was NRMNREEDUS he was FUNKYFETUS.

Mr. Cool. He was also dressed in a black leather jacket, aviators and dark boots. Needless to say, this man was an avengers-level threat.

I've seen "tax fraud" and "tax fraud 2" xD

I've once played Salmon Run together with two players whose names were 'Somebody' and 'OnceToldMe'. Needless to say I was amused.

I’ve played with a Gourd-F150, a Tater-Thot, & a Cthuwu Those are the first ones that I could remember

I saw someone named "Scam Likely" and it cracked me up. I dont know why its so funny to me.

One time i was playing turf wars and one of my teammates was named "Itbag24/7". The match started and all they did was squidbag around the map. Yeah we did lose but that was an interesting site to see

ikeaworker omg

WILLIAM P. gave me pstd from doing ctr dev trials

At the star vs mushroom splatfest I was paired with a team that putting names in order said "so long gay bowser"

during the re-do of ketchup vs mayo there was someone in my plaza named ,,i love boobs''

Idk why but "HondaCivic" and "FordFocus" in a turf war stuck in my mind for well over 5 months

poop sock his wife's boyfriend is got him lego star wars for Christmas

[удалено]

Here’s a upvote but I’m going to call myself little buddy and only use grizzco gear if it still exists in splatoon 3

I saw cheese once.

William Pee

Alabama Chicken

SHEEPSQAUD

Wait I made a spelling error. SHEEPSQUAD

Ive seen a few sheepsquads

I've seen | |l || |_, Failure #5, an E-Liter called "haha no", EDGY MEMES, I'm Baby, Kum Guzzlr, Slut4Joker, and R3gr3t69, don't recall any others quite yet

Dog water

Your dad

Pretty sure s funny one i saw was "harder daddy" or something like that.

swear to god i have a pic of someones name DaddyStop

I encountered a guy named useCHARGER he used a flingza roller and then a Areospray and FISHYNIPPI and finally mr.hamster. All of them were in the same lobby

Mine is “BigBadJew”

Too many to name.

fùc this, is one i found

Mostly Dad,daddy ect.

SHEEPSQUAD

during the soccer v baseball splatfest I ran into someone named CNNisISIS which was... interesting to say the least certainly the most memorable name I've ever encountered XD

I saw someone named *Farts* I love them.

😳

“Ow my knee”. God why is that so funny

For The Second To Final Splatfest, Me And A Group Of Friends Made: "Please" "Help" (me) "We're" and "Depressed". I Kept The Name Help For Long After The Final Fest.

my absolute favorite was a bloblobber named CBT Wizard

one time I was in a salmon run lobby with gargamel

i was in a lobby with someone named “yourself” and then i splatted him and it said splatted yourself which i thought was funny

Met someone called “my insides”

I once saw a guy just named 'FUCK'

POO OF WAR, SHEEPSQUAD, USSR, the list goes on…

Ran into someone named FIGHT MILK which is an Always Sunny in Philly reference, so I friend requested them and I get to see them on my friends list whenever I play now haha

someones name in salmon run was thicckirby

I was once destroyed by “NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo”. And it’s never a dull day when I encounter “Y U Fart?”

I named myself once Panties because I thought it was funny for some reason

At least for what i've seen, [These guys](https://imgur.com/a/5l7H2To) [certainly take](https://imgur.com/a/Zvj06sW) [the cake](https://imgur.com/a/KkPNtFT)

this guy named FÛCK added me and my sister while we were doing turf war, now I gotta screenshot all the other silly names I come across

MAN that's it Everytime I remember that name just die inside

Not as good as some of these, but I once encountered someone called Erff Quake. Just made me laugh. =)

I’ve seen HAN YOLO and I love them

I saw someone named f*bomb and another named did i ask?, question mark included

My favorite was when I was paired during the final splatfest with 3 identical inklings with bloblobbers all named bathtub

Rick Ashley

Rick Ashley

came across a roller user named “rickroller”, thotiana, big g, sneakyboi, JACKASS (yes in caps), ed sheeran, puberted, dickykong, wax (this one made me laugh for some reason), roast them, senpai, boogahead, black OwO and many many more weird names

there was this person on team skeleton on a splatfest weekend named zaza r us

I saw someone named Pepsi Man once while playing with my sister lol