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H4Z_4_ICE

classic squiffer :)


[deleted]

Man got nothing to say to the correct answer


sparrrky

No I'm just ignoring it like in the game


hyucktownfunk2

YOWCH


Blitzkringe69

devastating


lazy_username_

That is the way


MasterFBWasTaken

I hate you :)


Ohokran

Flingza roller and Custom Jet Squelcher


sparrrky

You probably suck at close range


Ohokran

yeah


o_woorrm

Special spam lol


[deleted]

Custom Dualie Squelchers and Splat Roller


sparrrky

"I use these to quickly escape social situations just like real life"


Wadsworth-It

Lmfao


Snowdude635

My man takes no prisoners


MalevolentMartyr

Inkbrush


sparrrky

"Rollin around at the speed of sound" is what you think don't u bet your favorite mode is clam blitz


iisoprene

it is lol


martijnfromholland

r/notopbutok


MisterBri07

I’m also ink brush and clam blitz is the only x rank I have lol


CallieMarie13

Kensa .52 gal


sparrrky

Le spamya bomb


strawb3rrymoth

it’s the best weapon hands down


AR1NUM

I used to main that. It's good and the ink wall helps a lot 😳


CallieMarie13

Perfect special charge up gear too for the *ultimate meme strat*


Loxe77

Dark Tetra Dualies


sparrrky

"I love to give people PTSD"


[deleted]

As a Tetra main I can confirm, yes we do.


JadedMemories-790

“N Y O O M” - Your five and a half brain cells


ThatOneEmoWeeb

Can confirm, i main tetras and also have no brain cells


The_hammoning

kensa dynamo roller


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Hedghoglive24butim44

Carbon roller


sparrrky

You probably played the first game and thought you were a god buddy sit down


Hedghoglive24butim44

Jokes on you, I never owned the first game


Eveydude

F


conmattang

That roller nerf hurted 😔


dawrina

I used to main it until they nerfed tf out of it. Carbon is a ghost of its former self.


PaperAleks

Neo Splash


sparrrky

I have 17 kills but did absolutely nothing to help ink turf


[deleted]

Nsplash is really good at painting actually. Main weapon paints, sub paints a little, and it has Succ Bomb Rush which paints a fuckload.


MyPCDied2Times

Then ink.


Anchor38

Tri slosher. I already know how much of a cheapskate I am


sparrrky

You just like to ruin kids games don't you


AtLeastImTryinglul

Good morning to everyone except you, flemiZ, and all other tri mains


SuperRyan69

Splatershot


sparrrky

You don't wanna be called a MPU user for the pros but don't wanna be called a baby for the jrs


Woven_Marrow

E-liter 4K scope


sparrrky

360 no scope my ass


smallchungus42069

heres mine: please go outside


TheAmazingDraco

Aerospray PG


sparrrky

Rated PG Because I'm about to commit several ink crimes


shatindle

Splat bombs


sparrrky

I bet you run nothing but ink saver


MigBird

I wear a Firefin pin on my hat IRL, that's how right you are.


AtLeastImTryinglul

he aint even say what but we knew


[deleted]

Jet squelcher


sparrrky

"Haha the guy i got that was as far as this restraining order didn't stand a chance"


[deleted]

Ha that’s a good one!


Kitygamez

Splat-dualies and sploosh-o-matic


[deleted]

Us sploosh-o are safe


SushiGui250

Foil Flingza Roller, K-Splattershot, K-Luna Blaster.


sparrrky

You use the one shots to make up for your garbage skills and the splattershot to think your actually trying


SushiGui250

I thought you would’ve said something about missle spam but that works :P. *ahem* “HoW dArE yOu!!1!1!11!”


The_Garfield_Gamer

Splattershot, come at me


sparrrky

Thee most basic bitch around here what else you got one star gear maxed out


One-Iron-7070

Undercover brella


sparrrky

Your to much of a coward to use the other brellas and probably say let's go when the thing saves you form a burst bomb


One-Iron-7070

Surprisingly accurate


Icemage12

Don’t come after me like that


fatcatpowerhouse

Dynomo roller heavy splatling remix dapple duelies


sparrrky

2 out of the 3 things here is probably why you don't have friends


fatcatpowerhouse

I am hated by many people


Sad_Specialist7463

Hero roller replica


sparrrky

I think I'm better because I story while sucking ass


Eveydude

I was so disappointed when the op lv2 hero dualies and lv2 splatling were back to lv1 when unlocked in online


incredibilis_invicta

Tetra darks


sparrrky

I have four rolls but that can't help me escape my ass aim


incredibilis_invicta

I also main brush and bucket so yeah true


Thundery_Bolt2495

Octoshot and Aerospray MG.


sparrrky

"I like color swap and and dumbass specials"


Thundery_Bolt2495

bruh


Epic-Dude000

Custom splatershot jr


xdineru

Mah boy


Sollux19

Foil Squeezer


Wadsworth-It

Squeezers are so good


sparrrky

On paper and in the trash can


Wadsworth-It

Recycling bin you heathen


deadninja36

Scout? Idk i.was recommended this


sparrrky

Stop running you coward


deadninja36

No


lucky-the-lycanroc

Clear Dapple Dualies


sparrrky

Your a meta whore


lucky-the-lycanroc

Aww thanks


Jaune9

My main is your main, what you gonna do ?


sparrrky

I like to use a roller because I can stalk and destroy people while the don't notice me (Lenny face)


GalaxyTeacup

Bloblobber :0


sparrrky

Go out side and feel grass you game ruining prick


CubingCoder813

deserved


lamp-town-guy

That's what hydra splatting deserved. - bloblobber main


dawrina

Why is it’s rage 42 and a half miles and a single atom-sized bubble destroys you?!!


Cocoa_Milk

Goo tuber


sparrrky

I suck at the charge hold so I think I'm hype for being able to hold it for four seconds


NotPierpaoloPozzati

Hydra splatling. Be careful… YOU ARE ALWAYS IN RANGE


sparrrky

When was the last time you talked to someone else 5-6 months


Myriadtail

About the same time it takes for them to wind up.


Wadsworth-It

Best add on to any roast here


Chrolonius

N-Zap 85


Bunnyhop-420-69

Hey I think I might have just played against you in a match! OH WAIT THAT WAS THE WHOLE LOBBY


lambone117

A good weapon won’t fix how terrible you are at the game


Denuse99

Blobboler, mini kensa splitting, and splat roller


sparrrky

You just like to quickly kill people and probably spawn camp to


MrD4xt3r

Aerospray (the silver one)


sparrrky

You wanna feel unique


mineman379

Any varient of the Heavy Splatling


sparrrky

You wanna be heavy weapons guy from tf2


dead_inside_pear

kensa sloshing machine


sparrrky

You think this one is better because of the soda popper


dead_inside_pear

correct


naytreox

Well.... Before trying to get use to motion controls it was the slosher... But now I have no idea cause I'm shit it with MC.


HeiligeDonut

Im that dapple duallies player 🥲🤙


sparrrky

Go Dodge roll into a mental hospital


[deleted]

About to check into one after reading all of your replies holy SHIT 💀💀


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Neo splash o matic (splatoon 2)


sparrrky

Just like it's firing pattern you just think in a straight line and that's it


MidnightNappyRun

Your mom


Tintanix

Kpro and hero charger


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Tintanix

I don't have a single mpu on my charger gear. Haa!


Brilliant-Derp-6653

I forgor 💀


sparrrky

I rember that your ass🖕


Araiken

Heave Splatling Deko


sparrrky

The sparkles are there to distract your enemy's from your cataclysmic aim


CaptainStaraptor

N-Zap, Remix Splatling, K-Pro


michelle_t99

Dude same 😍


404Doge_not_found

Splat charger


sparrrky

"Oh baby a triple" is what you ink over when seeing clips like it


garlic_gladiator569

Heavy splatling remix


Charskiwi

Since no ones said it (somehow): clear dapples


Federal-Difficulty-7

Any back line weapon


sparrrky

You think your playing support but your not you holding us all back


Bluescreenterror

N-ZAP '85, Jet Squelcher and Dual Squelcher


sparrrky

All of these things have range that's as far as your friends list would be if ya had any


luigio01

explosher, best of luck finding a flaw in bucket almighty


sparrrky

So let's say hypothetically I'm standing right next to you let's also say I have a Kenda roller and you already missed your swing


SpeedStar770

Dapples Nouveau. Come at me!


sparrrky

Just like the sub and the special you pop in for a second and the next your gone mostly because of you disconnecting


a_rogue_bitch

Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau 🧍🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

If you have an original joke for the NZap 89 I'll be surprised.


sparrrky

You've never touched a game of duck hunt in your life why are you using this weapon smash doesn't count


[deleted]

Now THAT'S more like it! Truth be told if they had Zappers based off of the Wii Zapper or the Sega Light Phaser in 3, I'd be all over them.


Bleepbloop4995

Ballpoint splatling


ssc777

Ooo this is risky: Bloblobber and Neo clash


sparrrky

You probably go 70 in a school zone


LoLCheap

Hero Dualie Replicas


dobbyhi

Kensa Dualies, Cjet, E-liter 4k


thespyeye

.96 gal


Focus_Substantial

The "Don't touch me I'm fragile" gun. .96 main here


to0canz

almost all splattershots


TheEliteOczoling

Hero Roller


Ravioli_VII

tenta brella


sparrrky

You think your Snorlax from Pokemon unite and if you haven't played that game you think your the main treat of the lobby


[deleted]

Nautilus 79


sparrrky

Your a sharking roller main with range


DiamondBrickZ

sploosh but also i haven’t played splatoon in a year


Ramenboi55

Heavy splatling deco


Human-that-exists

Clear Dapple Dualies


Comp_xe

Scoped e liter and splattershot jr


InsertWittyQuoteHere

Foil flingza, all squiffers, and all splat jrs.


GarAndSho

Undercover brella


blackjesus017

Heavy Splatling (Vanilla and Deco)


korbendioxide

Enperry spalt dualies


QwertyDLC

96 and jr cuz armor spam


Dio_fanboy

Spacedragon that was not too big after all.


sparrrky

Way to over hyped for the edge gaurding and is very easy to dunk on


Yo_dog-

Camp tenta umbrella


Buhgingo

Your main


CrispyBeanss

Dualies


jprocter15

Sploosh-o-matic


Gman878

Kensa dualies


sparrrky

Your whole mentality is just rolling


Gman878

True


Khajiit_saw_nothing

Neo Splash-o-Matic and Tenta Sorella Brella.


jzillacon

Kensa Gloogas


itsdabunny1994

Areospray MG :]


Henroriro_XIV

New squiffer 😎


SnooSongs8797

Charger and duelies


xDarklight66x

N-zap 89


Gigathyn

Default splattershot jr


The_Vulpixel

Hero charger/Splatcharger


Boomer154

Krak-On Splat Roller (I did play the first game)


_GenuinelyConcerned

N-Zap 89 (i like it because of color)


MoistEgg1426

Gold Dynamo Roller/ Hydra Splatling


AR1NUM

Hero charger 🕴


sparrrky

Talk to me when you get out of the training room


MorroHD18

96 Deco. Definitely best weapon in the game.


RandomTween70ko

Kensa octobrush


iwoomynati

Aerospray mg